#random thoughts i have

[whumpninja]

Why do we say “I will die on that hill” when “I will kill on that hill” is both cooler and also rhymes

[elwoodsharmonica]

Love letterboxd reviews they're always the most random crap it's like tumblr but it's for movie reviews ...

[i-will-steal-your-intestines]

imagine voldemort biting on a red chilli pepper..like just straight up munching on one..would the spice kill his ancient British tongue, or would he have developed a strong spice tolerance from his travels back in the 50s?..or MAYBE, his new constructed snake like form can’t taste spice??? 🤔

[nie7027]

What if instead of finding a cure for Ranma's curse Akane says 'fuck it' and throws herself at the pool of the drowning young man and then they proceed to be the most LGBT pair ever??

[bwaybby09]

You know, this question seems strange or totally out there…but it just rang in my head:

Do you think Jared Padalecki classifies as ‘looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll’ or ‘looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you’ or looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll’?

[justaproshipwatermelonnerd]

Me: I can't wait to get normal hours of sleep tonight.

My Brain: So not to bother, but like what if the digimon witnessed their human die in front of them and they had no idea that they couldn't just regenerate as an egg like them?

Me: Nevermind that won't work tonight.

[thewriting-dragon]

My wish- -to go with you to the nooks of the known world, where only the past lives, and kiss you- -till we breathe each other in and can only see sunlight

[spherarium]

On one hand, I love the "historians will say they are just friends" memes because yes, they will usually call possible heterosexual romances "lovers" but no matter if mlm or wlw explicitly said they were the lovers of their couple they'll be like "oh, as in best friends".

On the other, I feel insecure because there are strong kinds of love or acts that are not seemed to be platonic. You are not supposed to want to spend eternity with your friend, not according to the majority. So if I don't (and I can't, I don't want) offer romance, nobody will feel that for me, even if I feel that for them.

[boaronidude]

Hard part of writing.

I think the hardest part of writing is finding the words for what you wanna say, because you don't want to put something that's too big or fancy sounding. Yet you also don't wanna seem too common, or simple. There's a kind of middle ground being flowerly, and practical that's often times at least in my experience hard to find. Maybe its because as a writer, you are struggling to find your voice so to speak. Those words that say what you want to say, not from your mind but rather your heart. Words that will reach past the page to grasp the reader; pulling them into your story, your world. Allowing them to view a glimpse of a mind that you can't really show, a heart that you aren't able to lay bare.

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

In Europe we don't have pillow forts or pillow fights, at least I'm Dutch and I never heard of it

When we have sleep overs we just have boys sneaking into where the girls sleep and the teacher or parent kicking them out LOL

[kendyroy]

Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

[elwoodsharmonica]

People claim to support autistic folks until said autistic people hyper fixate on things for months to the point it causes them emotional distress (trying not to hyper fixate rn and can't and I'm mad about it) or they don't understand social cues they claim to support autism until someone doesn't act like *insert Autistic stereotype* or this person acts more autistic than you so you don't have it as bad as them, like when I tell you I actively hate myself for autistic I mean it! I wish people actually understood what autistic folks deal with but they don't like yeah I'm "obsessed" things in autistic leave me alone it bothers me just as much as it does you if I could change I would

[paintedcrows]

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[egophiliac]

doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

[bwaybby09]

As an aspiring author with anxiety and writer’s block, lord knows I wouldn’t survive Misery.