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#random thought that may become a headcanon later#but with her suckers rose would be really good at massages because they'd act like the cups do for cupping therapy#plus they're stronger than human hands so they're good at working out all the knots#......#who wants a massage?#resident of impel: ooc
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please give your thoughts on the rest of the top 10 worst tropes in batfam fanon ! 🙏🙏 jason being tims caregiver is so ickyyyy
Top 10 worst tropes in the batfam fandom:
1 • Fanon Tim Drake
I'm not even the biggest Tim Drake fan, but that's not him. Y'all slapped Tim's name and parents (sometimes) on a random white boy (or a hyper feminine asian guy) and called it a day, he was never left alone at the Drake manor, his physical needs were always meet at his boarding school, he never had to make do with a can of pasta and a birthday candle, he never had to be homeless, he never went out at night on the rooftops of Gotham to take photos of Batman and Robin, Jason wasn't his Robin. His parents may be emotionally neglectful, but they never feed him food he was allergic to and made him go into anaphylactic shock. He's not a coffee addict, uwu bottom who had to do honeypot missions. Don't even get me started on how weird it is the increase of asian Tim headcanons/fancasts/face claims after he became canonically bi. (asian artists/creators not included)
2 • Cheater/Slut Dick Grayson
I'm all for characters being sexually liberated, but having the rroma character, which is a ethnicity not well perceived and sexualized to the nines, be the one who always cheats on his partners and can't keep his legs closed, who always just has to go do the undercover stripper or sex worker job, reducing his intelligence and personality just to have him act as a bimbo boytoy who's only personality traits is his butt and cocaine, like... It's giving racism babes
3 • Infantilized Cassandra Cain
Cass is a adult woman with a learning disability, not a five year old child, it's hard for people to even write Cass that much, but when they do it's so full of stereotypes that makes me gag, having her only use sign language is a small mercy from having her articulate words like a toddler and having the other characters coddle and act like she doesn't have the mental capacity to function in society when she's such a complex character, who, despite her lack of academic knowledge knows so much about people and compassion, it's lazy writing
4 • Caretaker Jason Todd
Kinda wild to have the guy who spent a good chunk of his life looking after his sick addict mother become the caretaker of a guy who's *checks notes* barely three years younger (Jason spent one year catatonic, so it's arguably) than him and just couldn't look after himself bc he *checks notes again* neglects his own body's needs bc he's a dumbass, like, oh but it's not little Timmy's fault, he has been born with glass bones and paper skin, every morning he breaks his legs and every afternoon he breaks his arms, every night he stays awake on his bed in agony, until his coffee induced heart attack puts him to sleep.
To be continued, I'mma write the rest later bc I'm sleepy asf rn
#jason todd#cassandra cain#dc comics#red hood#batfam#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#anti tim drake#anti fanon tim drake at least ig
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Your last fics tearing my hearts apart😭😭Anyways may I request jotaro kujo with a pregnant s/o? He probably would be defensive like that time when Holly got the fever

Ah yes! We have another 2-for-1 special! But let's make it a list of headcanons to switch things up 😉This one's for @lolsandlmaos and anon, and let me just say, yes; I love writing wholesome dadtaro content and I'm glad the audience likes some wholesome dadtaro content too. So, hope you enjoy! ♡

Before I start, can we all just silently agree that Jotaro really just wanted a family of his own canonically?
Think about it, we know he isn't the type to sleep around at random. What if the man wanted what his grandparents had and live a life without the Stand bs? The fact he found somebody and had a kid with her tells us that he tried to make it work, but we know that it didn't as we see in the series.
"I've always cherished you"
He wanted that life. He wanted to be a good father to his daughter. But he couldn't because of the family curse.
Anyways! Let's forget the canon for a moment and delve into some wholesome headcanons!
When he first heard the news, he was pleasantly surprised that he couldn't speak for a solid minute. He simply stared at you with wide eyes and stunned silence.
Later that day, the man is glued to your side holding you in his arms and he's uncharacteristically showing affection: He's nuzzling your neck, planting kisses wherever he could, gently swaying you back and forth, and most importantly, he's often caressing your flat tummy.
Now that's done with, Jotaro's already gone into Papa Wolf mode as early as the first weeks
He knows he isn't the sunny Golden Retriever type of guy like his grandfather or great-grandfather, so he isn't naturally attuned to being a first-time dad. Lowkey, he's anxious he might end up as a shitty husband in the process.
But what he does know is that he loves to research, is adaptable, and is a quick learner
He begins to visit the nearby library and study "maternal and child care". Then proceeds to go over what to do for each trimester, he studies proper diet and eating patterns for pregnant partners, and studiously digests a whole book's worth of "How to be a Good Father".
Being in this mode also means he naturally becomes protective of you. He makes sure that he has time for you and your needs. Want to go anywhere out of the house? He'll be accompanying you there. No doubt.
If anyone even remotely makes a rude remark about you, Star Platinum has already punched their teeth out.
If you thought Jotaro couldn't cook, then think again because when his partner is pregnant, you bet your ass that he'll learn how to cook faster than you expected him to.
At first, he's still working on the basics like knowing what ingredients and kitchen paraphernalia should be used. He has a recipe book or two propped up for him to skim over and study. He even calls Holly for cooking tutorials when he feels like he's hit a learning slump. His mother has already booked a ticket to your place and immediately teaches her son numerous cooking lessons
Weeks later, you're surprised that Jotaro has become a natural in the kitchen, being able to dish out your favorites with seemingly no issue. It turns out that while Jotaro did most of the work, he had Star assist him with the "finer" stuff (i.e. measurements, cutting, etc.)
Suffice it to say, he takes pride in himself that he can now make you smile with his newfound talent.
Then there are the cravings. Of course, when you ask him to buy the most random food combinations, Jotaro would simply say "okay" and buy them anyway, as long as the food choices weren't harmful to you and the baby. He'd also give you food even if you asked him in the ass crack of morning.
Anything to make you happy after all
When it comes to building the nursery, Jotaro leaves you to do the interior designing and aesthetic choices since he's shit at that. But when the furniture arrives in their boxes, then it's time for him to step in and does all the arranging, moving, and assembling for you. Have a planned layout? He'll follow them. Want the walls painted a certain color? No problem.
After you planned everything out and he finished his tasks, the nursery ended up being marine-themed with all the pastel blues and aquatic decor like sea animal plushies, a shell lamp, glow-in-the-dark fish wall stickers, and more bringing life to the place.
Remember when I said he'd do work, yeah he'll do the work. House husband style. He'll do the chores and let you rest, grumpily insisting you sit and relax when you try to convince him that you can do the lighter tasks.
From time to time, when both of you aren't doing anything, Jotaro would occasionally turn to your round stomach and reach forward to caress it, blushing as he does so.
Then a kick happens and the man's fully attuned to you in awe. On the outside, he's still a calm dude but deep down, he's so excited that the baby responded to his touch. You ended up scooting closer to him, seeking cuddles while he reciprocates as he still continues to stroke your tummy.
Jotaro, at this point in his life, has the patience of a monk towards his loved ones, so when the mommy mood swings kick in, he is more than ready to adapt to your every emotional breakdown even if he's just going to be there to either take it, calm you, or comfort you in silence
That also includes the part where you become horny. Of course, he'll be gentler with you during this time of your pregnancy, but he can't help but include a few rough bucks of his hip when he's about to go off the edge.
Other times, just touching you can help ease that heightened libido
He'll immediately drive you to the hospital once your water breaks. He'll wait with you throughout labor, hoping his soft caresses are enough to make up for his lack of comforting words. At times, Star will come out to help him distract you from the contractions.
He'd pace around outside the delivery room, anxious with his mind already overthinking what bad could happen to you and the baby. It's a good thing Holly is there to help reassure her son that his wife and child would be okay.
When Jotaro finally gets to visit, his eyes land on the swaddled little one in her tiny crib stationed beside your bed. He beelines straight to it and pauses in complete awe at the tiny baby cooing before him.
You can't help but giggle as your husband's eyes start to water as he gingerly reaches down to pick up his newborn daughter. He's still in awe, completely fixated on baby Jolyne.
Then after he sits down on the chair by your bedside, he brings his index to touch her and his heart skips a beat when the baby grasps it with her whole hand.
And the waterworks are broken and he ends up leaning against your side while you nuzzle against him as he tries to regain composure from tearing up so much from seeing and feeling his bundle of joy.
Admittedly, Jotaro is scared about whether he'd do a good job being a father, but to both you and himself, he promises that he'll do his damn best.
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stoner!svt
their favorite forms of weed + random stoner thoughts
member — svt ot13 x reader genre — headcanons, humor word count — 1.0k warnings — descriptions of marijuana and smoking. there isn't anything explicit or suggestive in this, but my blog is 18+ so minors dni. but whether you're a minor or not, please do not take advice about drugs from strangers on the internet,, i am so unqualified and this is just a reflection of my own experiences so don't take anything here as fact. always use responsibly! notes — huge thanks to @wooahaeproductions @highvern and @gyuwoncheol for brainstorming this with me !! as tumblr's resident stoner huihui i have many more thots about stoner!svt so feel free to stop by my inbox with your ideas to chat 👀
one reblog = one joint hand rolled for you by minghao himself
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seungcheol: dab pen
big bulky man requires a big bulky pen. it hits harder and feels way more intense so he doesn’t care that it’s harder to clean. he also has a dab rig and he thinks it makes him cool and different because he and vernon are the only ones who actually know how to use it
jeonghan: weird shaped bong
he has to be Extra at all times so he has a surprising variety of odd shapes. the tentacle one on his dresser is his most interesting one for sure, but the one shaped like an arcade game machine with actual flashing lights is his favorite. he’s the king of princess treatment so he definitely makes everyone else light his bongs for him; why would he do it himself when there’s a perfectly good coups sitting right there?
joshua: fruity disposable thc pens
he’s made it his life mission to try every flavor once. los angeles is like the vape capital of the world so there is definitely no shortage of flavors for him to try. someone please pack him a normal regular unflavored bowl before all his clothes permanently smell like strawberry ice. he thinks he’s subtle but you can literally smell him a mile away, his scent enters the room before he does
junhui: literally anything
willing to take whatever you’re willing to give: you put any kind of weed in front of him and he’s gonna try it. he really doesn’t have a preference for what form it’s in, as long as he gets to do it with you <3 i can also see him trying edibles in different forms than the usual kinds, like the ones that come in a can like soda or a bag of chips. it’s hard to tell when he’s high because he’s the same amount of giggly as he always is, it’s like a 50/50 chance of whether he’s stoned or just silly
soonyoung: preroll joints
he tries so hard it’s kind of sad but also so funny. he takes one hit and coughs like he's been chainsmoking cigarettes for the last 40 years, then gets tired after 10 minutes and lays facedown on the floor until he falls asleep. he’s not invited to smoke with you anymore because he spills the bong water every single time without fail. he becomes the most giggly and cuddly person you’ve ever seen in your life; imagine drunk hosh, times ten. he sets up his tiger plushies in a circle and passes the joint around like he’s a 4 year old girl having a tea party. he starts crying if one of them feels left out so he has to count and make sure they all get an equal number of hits
jihoon: normal shaped bong
locks himself in and hotboxes the studio. he mostly does it to get out of his own head and chill alone for a while, so don’t even think about interrupting him. he’ll emerge from a cloud of smoke a couple of hours later with 2 new albums, god of light music: the sequel, and a solo for hoshi. he doesn’t let the other members touch his stuff or even know where he hides it
wonwoo: normal shaped bong (dirty)
i hate to play into the dirty gamer boy stereotype that he’s always written as… but he 100% never cleans it. it’s always byob (bring your own bong) when he invites you over because he may be with fine smoking a crusty bowl, but not everyone feels that way sorry dude
minghao: hand-rolled joints
he doesn’t trust anyone to roll but himself. he has fancy expensive organic papers that he got from an exclusive farmer's market and he treats it like an art form but honestly it hits way better when he does it so you don’t question his technique. a hand rolled joint from minghao is like a gift from god
mingyu: homemade edibles
vernon gave him a homemade rice krispie once and he swore it wasn’t hitting so he ate another one... and then passed out on the couch. after vernon gave him the recipe, mr. professional chef here decided he likes to bake them himself but somehow always ends up measuring it wrong and makes them way too strong. on accident or on purpose? we may never know. most likely both. he gets so high he can’t even stand up straight, most giggly and cuddly person you’ve ever seen #2
seokmin: cbd gummies
he takes them to relax or to help him fall asleep rather than to get super high. but he still wanted to feel included with the members who smoke so he tried to buy a cart one time but he bought a melatonin pen on accident instead and they never let him live that down
seungkwan: normal shaped bong (clean)
he takes good care of his stuff and he’s serious about it! he had a bad experience with mold once and now he’s paranoid about remembering to change the bong water. he cleans it daily and keeps everything nice and organized, and he has a bedazzled grinder because if he’s gonna smoke then he’s gonna do it in style obviously
vernon: also literally anything
he’s honestly down for whatever. he prefers smoking over edibles but he doesn’t care if it’s a joint, a pen, a bong. also depends on his mood but the majority of the time it’s whatever is the closest within reach and requires the least amount of effort
chan: 4ft tall bong
how? why does he have that? where did he get it? huh? those are all questions he doesn’t have the answers to either. it’s more of a mascot than anything; it sits in the corner of his living room like a lamp and he doesn’t even use it. he uses a regular bong the majority of the time but only because he’s afraid of breaking the sacred Tall Bong. it’s a big hit at parties
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Just random thoughts popping around.
How do you think Five would dance? I don't mean on a mission or anything. And absolutely not the dancing from the Jayme's thing. XD But him just losing himself to a really good song, thinking he's all by himself in the house or something.
And then it's hilarious/adorable because it turns out Klaus had sneaked into the room and is videotaping his younger/older brother rocking out by himself. Hehe.
They showed us the family loves to rock out and dance. I'm just saying, picture it. The Hargreeves family discovers Just Dance and the Academy becomes a madhouse.
So, my headcanon is that Five does not dance. Like, for anything. Except when he gets plastered, which we see in the show, and even that is mostly hopping up and down and kind of just stumbling around (which is both hilarious and adorable). But, for the most part, you will not see Five Hargreeves loosening up enough to dance. Now, he may slow dance with a partner, because I believe he is romantic like that, but otherwise? No way. He will happily sit in a chair at a wedding or party, sipping his drink, and watching everyone else make a fool of themselves.
However, IF the old man decided to dance, then absolutely Klaus would record it and use it as blackmail for later. The video would look something like this:
(not my edit and I do not take credit for this!)
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I miss Buddy Daddies..
Screw it, I'll make a very long headcanon for it!
So you know how in the anime there is this running joke about Kazuki exaggeratedly crying or squealing anytime Miri does anything adorable or when Rei does something out of character for Kazu? Lol
Miri buying a crepe for him, Rei attempting at making food for Miri's sport's festival, or Miri's reason for picking her two papas during the race, etc. He becomes overdramatic, cartoonishly big crying eyes as he squeals in excitement or absolute awe. Just a proud stage stagemom and it makes you laugh at the wholesome hilarity of it all.
....So what if one time he does the opposite? : )
Let me give you a scenario:
Timeskip to 10 years later. They may have left their life of crime, but Kazuki's dramatic ass still stays intact, lol. He still happily gushes at their small yet meaningful accomplishments, he still dramatically wails anytime Miri or Rei do something nice for him, he's still the same overdramatic king that he is.
And then one random morning, Miri and Rei just want to do something nice for him. Not for his birthday, Christmas, anniversary, heck not even when he's dying from a cold or something. They just want to do something for him because they can.
Again, it's nothing much. It's just a simple breakfast in bed they want to prepare. It's eggs and bacon with a flower in a vase because it's cute. When Kazuki wakes up, both his partner and teenage daughter simply greet him a good morning and present to him a little breakfast they made for him. They anticipate the overreaction he usually does, the dramatic crying or exclaims, but it doesn't happen.
Well the crying happens, but it's not boisterous or loud. Instead it's just Kazuki quietly looking at the meal before him with tears just slowly falling on his cheeks, a face filled with shock yet still so subtle. The two of them are confused, worried. Did they do something wrong? Why is he crying so silently?
Even Kazuki himself wonders why he's crying? He should be happy, or better yet he should all over the place by now. He is happy. So immensely happy of this gesture. And yet, his first reaction was to cry.
Maybe it's because of the simplicity of it all. Everything at this moment was just so domestic to him, he never fully stopped to grasp the idea that this is their whole life now: Working in their very own diner with a daughter he grew to love and a partner who he learns to trust over the past 13 years they knew each other. They were a family. He never thought he could have a family. He never thought he would be given another chance to even have one again. He thought his late wife and unborn child would be the last experience of normalcy and love he could ever experience again.
And yet here he was with that chance, and he would be damned fool to let go of that chance, to cherish this new life. He quietly thanks Miri for making his life so much livelier, he thanks Rei for never giving up on them when he himself nearly did, he thanks them both for filling his heart with so much unimaginable amounts of love and care.
And so he looks at the two worried individuals before him, and he gives them a soft smile through his tears. He whispers to them that he loves their surprise. He loves them.
Miri does not hesitate to throw herself into his arms, softly giggling as she does it. Rei's not too far behind as he sits down by his side, leaning his body towards him as he wraps an arm around his shoulders, just like how he usually does it to Rei. Kazuki holds them close in his arms and in his heart.
Rei and Miri share the same look; The reaction was unexpected, but they call it a mission accomplish anyways.
...Anyways I love them-
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So I love your thoughts on post king Laois and prince-elector Falin, and I propose some more options for prince-electors:
First, I think Laois would really try to get as many people from different races as possible, especially because it seems his kingdom has more diversity than others (it ends with him talking with an orc child, after all, so we know that along with "humans" there are at least some "demi-humans" as well)
So, the first prince elector is of course Falin. I don't think she represents either the Tallmen or demi-humans, given that she's. Well. A chimera. So I think later, her role would be filled by a family member close to the current ruler. Or maybe a random citizen! Who knows.
The next prince-elector is for the Tallmen. I want to say Kabru, but people might be worried he's too influenced by the elves (even though we know he isn't). Perhaps that goes to an advisor that Kabru carefully selects. Or maybe Kabru himself because Laois doesn't care about optics, he wants his friend Kabru to help him.
After that, a prince-elector for the Halflings. I think Laois, who knows how important Chilchuck's union work is to him, would want to make sure there's someone who can advocate for them. Chilchuck might not want to do it himself (I could see him going either way) but I think at the very least Laois would ask Chilchuck who to choose.
Prince-elector for the gnomes would be Mr. Tansu. Not just because he's one of the few named gnomes, but I think it's good to have someone who isn't completely won over by Laois.
For dwarves, you may think it's Senshi, but no. He's not the kinda guy who cares for that. Not Namari either. But Daya would be good, I think. She apparently was a "guardian of a dungeon" and I think Laois would like to keep someone who knows and respects dungeons on his elector board. Plus, unlike Senshi, I think she is more in tune with what the dwarves would need from a king.
Marcille might be another no-brainer for the elf rep, but she's also no at first. We know she's terrified of losing her friends, and I think she would be really upset at being put in the position of having to choose a "replacement" for her friends. So they set up Mithrun in there first, if only because he would be the hardest for the other elves to influence. After all, he supports Laois and how can you bribe someone who can't even say what he wants most of the time? But eventually, perhaps after a generation or two, Marcille will have enough time to distance herself emotionally from the kingdom and become ready to step up to being the elf prince-elector.
The orcs are a bit more of a headcanon. So, I love the concept of political marriages and the way society shapes the idea of what is platonic/sexual/romantic. So I think Laois would get politically married to Leed. Not only because he loves monsters, but because the other races tolerate each other's sentience. They have their racism, but at least all "humans" are considered human. But demi-humans or monsters like orcs--while they are considered *kinda* human, they're also not. They're treated as more monster than human. So I think if Laois wants to successfully establish orcs as equal citizens of his kingdom, he needs to show that they are truly equal to humans, regardless of how many bones they have. And I know Leed is scared of Laois, but we see that she's willing to "make the sacrifice" to be his wife when her brother suggests it for the good of their people. Bonus, it fills the slot of queen so one less thing for Kabru and Yaad to worry about. So, political marriage. And yes, Leed takes a while to warm up to the Devourer, but I think she'll eventually see that Laois does love her people. I think she would eventually come to love him the way Izutsumi and Falin do. And even if they did have little half orcs, I could see Laois being like "I'm not gonna raise my kids like my dad did, training them to force them into a position they don't want". His kids can make a bid to be the next ruler if they want, but he won't force them.
All this to say, he would let his wife, Queen Leed, choose the orc prince-elector.
Izutsumi has a chair. She doesn't sit in it though, because she's like Marcille in that she would hate being forced to choose a "replacement" for a friend. She also doesn't sit in it because she's a cat. Izutsumi.
yep! basically the plan is to keep an equal amount of humans and demihumans as prince-electors (years later the term demihumans will be contested, as it's basically a vague term used to discriminate against various short-lived races as subhuman) (it is a realization falin came across to when during her travel around the world various establishments refuse to serve her, citing her feathery neck as proof that she's a demihuman)
the thing about Falin is she might be a chimera but she grew up a tallman with the perspective of a tallman. she ABSOLUTELY represents the tallmen as a prince-elector. so instead of another tallmen, they choose a kobold as the second member of the electoral college
you're right about chilchuck though. his first reaction would be "WHAT THE HELL'S WITH THAT FANCY TITLE? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE" before finally sitting down and listen to laios' explanation of his plan. chilchuck REALLY doesn't want peerage, but he also honestly. kinda doesn't trust anyone else to represent the halflings... so he takes on the responsibility.
as for mr. tansu i don't think he'll ever leave kahka brud. in the end theyll choose a gnome completely unrelated to laios' party. same with the dwarf! though that one is based on daya's recommendation. because daya herself doesn't seem to be to keen on politics.
same with mr. tansu, mithrun belongs to the western elves. he will not be part of the electoral college because he's not a citizen there lmao. milsiril will try to move there because of kabru, though uh, she doesn't fit their criteria of a Prince-Elector either. i can see them inviting marcille's mother in the end, since she has the experience working at a royal tallmen's court before.
i do think if it's to give the orc an honorable position, laios would give in and get politically married but like... the whole thing with inventing the electoral college thing is so he doesn't have to fulfill the societal expectations of being a husband and a father. so if he got married to Leed and then fail to perform (in like, the way autistic people has to perform in society, ya feel) as a loving husband in front of his court, they'll think Leed doesn't have his favor and shoves their own daughters his way. Kabru would be aware of this and not pressure Laios to get a queen. In fact he would talk Yaad out of pressuring Laios lmao
so, no, i don't think he'll ever get politically married to anyone ever. not when he has painstakingly created a system of succession that ensure he won't have to get married and have sex for the next heir to be produced. The Prince-Elector is already an honorable title to have, having Leed as one is enough to show that the orcs are not being treated as second-class citizens.
and yeah i think it would be Leed because while originally Zon was the one who received the offer, he refuses citing the fact that he has the responsibility to look after his tribe and that responsibility will clash with the responsibility of a Prince-Elector. he nominates his sister instead.
for izutsumi ngl my idea for her is that she becomes this folktale kind of charming rogue character because she makes money by escorting caravans through the monster-infested land surrounding laios' kingdom. there are children's books about her. she doesn't know she's popular.
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i need to know more abt ur thoughts on modern!pelle and camgirl!reader please omfg im deadddddd
well, i have many thoughts about them hehe! as like a short little timeline that i will go more in depth with another time, i think pelle found you, became enamoured with you, began donating to you whenever he has €15 to spare, you became interested in him due to his username and some things he said in his donation messages, you messaged him privately first and the two of you just spoke for hours, both of you continue chatting privately for months before organising a meeting, you meet and yeah you guys are just so in love, you start dating and so on… i will go into a better explanation of all of that later on but for now, have these hehe…
okay so these are just assorted little headcanons for modern! pelle and the camgirl! reader au! there is no major plot nor a major timeline, these are just some short and random little things with them! these are just some of my thoughts about them for you, anon <3
modern! pelle who often gets quite insecure when he sees other donations made to camgirl! reader from other people
pelle had not often found himself all that insecure about how much he had in the bank! yes, he was very aware of the fact that he had… below average in his bank and was what some most people would consider broke but he could never find it in himself to care! he had a lack of enjoyment for things that really required money, he did not often feel like he needed money and hey, he was alive no matter what his nickname may be… money was never an insecurity nor even a worry to the mind of pelle until he became obsessed infatuated with you! only then, did he feel like such a damn loser and such an idiot for even thinking that you would ever even acknowledge his €15 donation when he could see your highest donations of the day all lined up in the corner of his little laptop screen, they were such bigger sums of money, they were so frequent and regular… before that night of him getting drunk and making his first donation of €15 to you, he had always backed out just as he went to press the confirm payment button! he always pulled his ever so slightly shaking hands away from his keyboard and decided not to, he always decided that there was just no point in donating such a small amount and if you noticed him at all, it would probably be to point and laugh at how small of a donation it was and then he would have felt an urge to smash his laptop into little pieces which he knows he cannot afford, both literally because of his lack of funds for a new one and figuratively for his music…
modern! pelle who almost immediately sobered up when camgirl! reader did acknowledge his very first donation
pelle was drunk and he knew he was drunk, it did not take much cheap liquor to completely destroy his frail body and mind at all… he was holed up in his almost pitch black room, his back pressed up against the white painted wall as he sat on his springy old mattress on the floor with his cock held in his fist, the only dim light coming from his laptop screen as it illuminated a small glow across his pale and visibly worn out face… his eyes were stuck on what had become his usual comfort and pleasure of the dark, desolate and cold nights… you… his screen showed him the now familiar sight of you as you fucked your self with your fingers whilst looking right back at him the camera, oh… pelle just could not get enough of you, you made him feel so strange inside, you made him feel things that he did not even think he was capable of feeling, you ignited a burning wildfire inside of a man who thought he was as good as some wet wood… the urge to give you what was left in his bank account, a measly sum of €15 at most, was so sudden and this time, his drunken brain had an instalment of almost unstoppable faux confidence and a real drive… he could not stop himself this time, he could not pull his slim fingers away as he typed in his credit card details and confirmed his choice to send you that all he had! but even with his drunken brain on a high of adrenaline and spurred on confidence, his breath still seemed to halt and pause in his lungs as he watched the his donation pop up on your stream, his unblinking eyes beginning to burn as he watched you study the notification on your screen before reading it out… when you read out his username? some overly morbid and death related username, a horrid username that sounded oh so beautiful coming out of your mouth, he swore that he felt his heart stop beating in his chest for a second! only when you thank him for the first time donation and offer him a sweet welcome to your… community is when he feels like he can breathe again, only when you blow a kiss at him your screen is when he feels as if he was immediately sobered up whilst he feels his cock now becoming notably even harder in his hand from your interaction… yeah, he thinks maybe you are worth going completely broke for after all…
modern! pelle who never quite knows what to put in his donation messages to camgirl! reader
pelle does not really know how to dirty talk, not in person nor online… it is very unfamiliar territory for him and he just never really goes there due to his lack of knowledge for how to actually do it! and he does not want to accidentally creep you out by saying something that sounds more like a strange threat than some sweet dirty talk… so for the most part? a lot of his donations come without a message, or they come with a simple little smiling emoticon! but the rare ones that do come with a real typed out message from him? well, those are always a treat for you! they never really include anything all that dirty, actually, the messages are quiet mundane but in comparison to all of your usual donation messages that are always full of filth and demands? they are such a refreshing change! pelle just always asks you about music, about what your favourite bands are! he always wants to know what kind of movies do you enjoys, if you like snuff stuff or not so much… the questions almost make you laugh as you read them, wondering if he can actually see just what you are doing to yourself when he wants to know about your favourite classic horror… but every single time, you answer his questions with genuine responses, your responses are often filled with stuttering and moans in between your words but pelle appreciates them nonetheless! your dedication to answering his questions that he was hesitant to even send only makes him more infatuated and interested in you and little does he know, his questions to you and about you only drive you to want to know so much more about him…
modern! pelle who starts seeing camgirl! reader after months of getting to know each other more
pelle is not super sure on what the two of you are… if someone asked him, he would probably say that you are partners, that you are dating! but he is unsure if you would say the same because despite how badly he want to think of himself as your boyfriend, as badly as he wants to see your relationship as something real and official, he almost hopes you do not think the same as he does… he almost hopes that you do not see him as your boyfriend because he just thinks you deserve someone so much better than who he is, pelle thinks you deserve so much more than what he can give and he almost hopes that you can see that and that you know that… it is almost strange! the two of you have had sex together at this point, he sleeps at your apartment more than he sleeps anywhere else, the two of you do so many general things together and yet he does not know what it really is and he wants needs to know… as insecurities eat away at him one night, he feels like he just needs to know! and so he asks you, after the two of you had a somewhat domestic day together in your apartment and are laying in bed together, with pelle flat on his back beside you whilst letting you curl up into him, he just asks you… his voice is almost a whisper as he asks you what you guys are, he asks you just what you see him as, he almost sounds afraid to ask and his voice is riddled with total unsureness before he goes deathly silent after getting the question out of his dry mouth, his eyes staring up at your ceiling as his ears seem to ring at the sound of his own fearful voice and the pitiful question that left his mouth! pelle fails to realise that you are beyond half asleep when he asks his question, your brain barely manages to comprehend what he asked you but you manage to give a response, your tired voice mumbling into his band t-shirt covered chest about how he is your boyfriend, obviously before you seem to conk out for good… and pelle feels like he can breath freely when you answer, he feels as if a deadweight was lifted up from his weak shoulders as your words repeat over and over again in his tired mind, a tiny smile crawls across his face as he brings a hand up to stroke your hair before planting a timid kiss on your head as he feels himself drift off into a sleep of his own… in the morning, you will suddenly remember what he asked you just before you passed out and have a more serious conversation about it! you will tell him that of course you thought of him as your boyfriend and you will apologise for not making it clearer to him sooner, and as a sweet treat? you will go with him out to his favourite forest later that day when the sun begins to set and a camera in hand with just one video title in mind “ sucking my BOYFRIEND off deep in the woods and letting him CUM on my face ” and who could ever say no to that…
modern! pelle who does not quite move in with camgirl! reader but basically does move in with her
pell spends far more time at your apartment than he does at the house he shares with his band mates! your apartment brings him an almost unfamiliar sense of comfort and ease, he feels a strange sense of genuine enjoyment when he is surrounded by things that just have so much of you attached to them… pelle has found himself just touching so much of your stuff so many times, usually in quite innocent ways too! he has found himself bringing his pale fingers down to run along your hairbrush… he has found himself picking up one of your shirts from the laundry basket and bringing the soft cotton up to his nose in search of any scent of you that remains attached to the fabric, his hands tightening around the shirt and his breath huffing through his nose with satisfaction and pleasure when he finds the scent of you that he was searching for… he has found himself mindlessly fiddling with your hair ties that are always laying around somewhere in your apartment, his fingers examining and studying the loose hair strands that remain on the small and often used hair tie as his brain is indescribably pleased to know that the little strands of hair are a leftover part of you… he has found himself sniffing one of your candles and immediately letting out a breath of strange relief when he realises that the scent of this candle is the new and unfamiliar scent that he has been smelling around you and your clothes lately, that his brain was wrong in making him paranoid that maybe you had been getting close with someone else and had gotten bored of him…
modern! pelle who sometimes wants to be in the room whilst camgirl! reader streams
pelle does not always feel like having sex, nor does he always feel like having sex with you on your stream… but this does not mean that he does not still like to watch you please yourself and hell, it does not mean that he might not end up palming his cock through his tattered jeans as he watches you fuck yourself… he sits just behind your webcam, he stays out of view and he stays completely silent save for a few stuttered breaths and low groans that fail to even be picked up by the microphone due to your own moans and whines blocking them out! he enjoys just sitting against a wall and watching you work away at yourself, watching you please yourself with your own hands and your own devices whilst he studies your body or palms at himself through his pants, he loves feeling his breath hitch in his throat when your eyes drift just a little bit away from the webcam and meet his own… he loves when you lay your cheek down on the soft sheets of your bed and look right over at him, right into his curious blue orbs as you fuck yourself for the viewers him and he loves keeping your eyes locked in a stare of such primal want and need and such human curiosity as he observes the way your pupils blow out in a pure form of total euphoria when you reach your high and are forced to break away from the intense stare with pelle in order to let your eyes drop closed with pleasure… he likes that you looked away first, he feels a slight breath of relief leave his mouth when he realises that he will get to observe you and admire you in your post orgasm haze…
modern! pelle who sometimes just listens to camgirl! reader as she streams
pelle might not even come into your room and watch you stream, oh no! sometimes, he will just be walking around your apartment, he will just on his way to grab something from his bag and he will hear your moans echoing through the thin wooden door to your spare room, the room where almost all of your streams take place… of course pelle knew you were streaming, you always tell him beforehand so that he can either come in the room and watch or just so that he knows what you will be doing for a little while out of your day! he had already heard some of your louder moans through the walls as he sat on your bed in your now shared bedroom and sure, hearing those sudden loud moans would always send a strike of lighting through his stomach and straight to his cock but when he walked past the door and heard almost everything? when he walked past the closed door and heard every single one of your moans and your whines and your gasps? when he heard all of the noises and began picturing just what you were doing to yourself today? he stills outside of the door, halting in his step and leaning back against the wall before bringing a pale hand down to palm at his cock, he knows he could go into the bedroom and open your stream to watch and then just fuck you himself when you end it but something about listening in through a doorway makes him feel so oddly excited as he unbuttons his jeans and pulls his cock out… sometimes, after walking past the room and hearing those noises, he just cannot help himself! he just has to lean against the painted wall and fist his cock whilst picturing what you are doing to yourself, wondering how many fingers you are shoving into your sweet cunt or if you are using a toy today, he wonders if your cunt is just aching to be stuffed by his cock instead of your own fingers or some plastic… he just cannot stop himself from getting himself off in the hallway of your apartment and he knows it is so disgusting, what kind of person does this? what kind of person listens in on their girlfriend as she fucks herself for other people who are paying to see it? what kind of person gets off on that? but these thoughts only make pelle feel even more heated as low grunts and deep huffs leave his mouth, his hand tightening around his cock as he fastens his movements, his eyes squeezing shut before he lets out a strangled moan as he feels himself reach a sense of euphoria… it takes him a minute of reaching clarity to realise that his cum has splattered on your hardwood floors… but do not worry, he will be sure to get that cleaned up before you are done with your stream…
modern! pelle who lets camgirl! reader make a custom toy of him
pelle was somehow surprised when you asked to make a custom replica toy of his cock! despite how many times you had told him that he just had such a perfect cock and how it always filled you up so well, despite how many times you had praised him during sex about how his cock felt so heavenly inside of you… he was just surprised that you would actually want a toy of him, i mean… was it really that good to you? he never saw much special about his cock but then again, he did not tend to admire himself in a mirror all that much… but when you straddle him on the couch and begin nibbling at the pale flesh of his neck whilst explaining to him that yes, his cock really is that perfect and yes, he really is that good to you and when you mumble into his neck about how incredibly hot it would be to fuck yourself with a replica of him during your streams? oh… well that is what really gets pelle going as he thinks about it! it gets him so flushed and he can feel his cock hardening as he thinks about you using him a replica of him to fuck yourself in front of so many people who have no idea! he gets so hard at the thought of you fucking yourself into stupidity with something meant to exactly replicate his own cock… and yeah, this toy ends up doing wonders both for you and pelle, especially in the times before pelle was confident enough to join you on camera… he loved watching you fuck yourself with it, he loved really being able to see how much of a struggle it was for you to fit his cock into your tight little cunt, he adored really being able to watch as your cunt almost failed to take his full size… he loved watching your cream paint the replica of him in a layer of creamy goodness, he just loved watching you fuck yourself with what is basically a piece of him in front of all those people who you chose him over, you chose him and his €15 over everyone and you show it off like no other…
anyways, hope you like these at least a little anon <3
#thoughts ✩#ask answered ✩#modern! pelle ohlin#modern! dead#pelle ohlin x reader#dead x reader#mayhem x reader#pelle ohlin#dead#mayhem
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Jjk headcanons/fan theories/ random thoughts/random facts
I made this in a few months time so its prob repetitive
Tsumiki went into her year and 7 month long coma when megumi was 13-14 years old meaning tsumiki missed her sweet 16 :( (she’s a year older than him)
Toji was a good dad in the end (both times) bc he was already dead and told Gojo to take Megumi as a F u/later fix the alliance’s of the clans and to make sure that Megumi would be protected, fed, housed, and taught sorcery bc toji damn well couldn’t much less protect his kids from curses anyhow.
Noaya (and the men of the Zenin clan) abused Mai and maki bc they’re women (implied SA) noaya hinted at asking to beats em up like he used to (could be implied bc he called them hot & Mai has the same face) but he was also possibly teasing since Mai just 💀 but there’s no way he could have known that
It’s worse to be a male Zenin with no cursed energy bc then you’d be absolutely powerless, useless, worthless, etc. no other clan woman would want you and your fam would never coughed for you much less protect you bc why do they have to you were born a Zenin and yet…
So we know Kokichi Toji Mai n maki all were hit with HR but it was just a double whammy to also be twins? Yes. HR hit Toji so hard bc he was the first to be without cursed energy but then Nanako and Mimiko, bc they’re fraternal twins that that’s possible they’re able to both have CE?
Kenjaku stayed in Iori for so long that his stitches healed I’m guessing he planned it all (or saw hat happened which is why he chose Jin (bc there’s no way that’s random) and killed Jin and went to Geto when it was time (did Ken know about the KFC break up too??)
maki had no CE but still couldn’t get in tune with her full potential is bc Mai was there this the twin HR is f’d but there’s probably more chance one could 💀 the other to become powerful but in this instance it was about sacrifice and distance love. Different paths yet they were “the same person” so that’s only with identical twins?
sukuna loves to eat and is a cannibal and lactates and has 4 arms, 6 mouths or more, 20 fingers, many eyes, 4 legs, 10 toes, 3 heads, hopefully 9ft tall in his monster form….
stg toji had his divorced dad rock on religiously (nickel back fan don’t even start w me, weezer son nickleback dad)
nobara gonna be used in some way theres no reason to have her status as unknown of not to edge us istg I’ll even take a cursed spirit piloting her to mess with Yuuji more and she’s part of sukuna or some even worse group they gotta fight after the culling game arc
after chapter 253 are maki and yuta dead?? Hopefully Yuta was eaten but on Yutas birthday gege thats foul (I love it) 🫣🤩
It’s past ch253 and we’re waiting for 3/24 for the next chapter but I heard yuta yelled at Hakari to shut up with cursed speech? Or was that earlier
Maki Mai and Megumi and Tsumiki met probably around the time tsumiki went into that coma/megs entered jjk no wonder hes so formal//doesn’t know them well he was under gojos protection for so long
some jsckass said mais first love is unknown or megumi are you dumb shes in love with her sister no sister kissed the other to give them a sword cooly and die she literally just wanted to be with her no matter what to go to the ends of the earth it didn’t matter as long n as maki was with her but maki knew Mai’s potential to be better than her so she tried to make herself better, leaving Mai behind in the process and they still never hated each other even after all the time away.
mai likes to take care of cacti/the clan favored her over maki bc she has at least some CE//weve only seen maki being affected by her family's rejection (jjk0 makis mom said shed wished shed never have given birth to her as she was a failure and same girlie but my mom chose any and everyone to compare me to) but Mai either didn’t see herself special in that way and put the blame on maki or dealt with it in her own way (maki vs the fam excluding Mai and Megumi // whereas Mai’s version US against the world)
if choso is yuujis brother and kamo is one of chosos distant family, that would mean Yuuji, Choso, Yuki, Todo, and Kamo are all "Brothers" I love the thought of them being super cool and scary together with their cute yuki & Yuuji golden retrievers in a Doberman family
the same people who ship yuki and choso also ship utahime and gojo or shoko and gojo yall have NO comprehension skills at ALL or cant believe men n women b close like Yuuji & Nobara/Power & Denji/ Sasha & Connie/ Nami & Usopp, Franky, or Luffy)
Kenny planted the first finger by Geto’s twins to Yuuji’s school. they just had to get the finger to the occult club
Does Kenny have a witch or oracle or even premeditative powers to know the future or did he just plan this out to a T and what is his damn goal
Yuuji and Yuta are from the same home town bc gege said it’d be easier for the story but then todo also went to Yuuji’s middle school
Nobara dyes her hair lighter and I wonder how often she talks to Fumi back at home. And her grandmother if she’s like me w low contact
Megumi was alone with gojo for almost 2 years (no tsumiki) no wonder he’s so to himself he was probably always with tsumiki before, who decided everything for them (in a big sis way) and he respected it
Yutas a pos for forgetting how Rika 💀 then trapping her w him bc of how traumatized he was like bruh you also yelled at her the first time u ever yelled at Rika was over another girl and he doesn’t do much else but manipulate like the Pisces man he is (I kin him/made an oc before I found out about his BITCH ass and he got everything word for word but is a dude I’m losing it)
As an astrologer, I must say Gege’s planning with the character birthdays and everything else I can read from that is incredibly accurate I’ll give examples in the next points
geto’s mission was to go to remote village, he finds curse and exorcizes it, finds the twins the next dy, he kills everyone, he goes back to his pants to get supplies and kills them (prob no his first choice but once again was probably proven right) and runs has been gone for way too long and gojo doesn’t know what th ehhell happened. which is why he was so mad at kfc and geto just had to accept his new role while gojo was still in the past
Toji and Megumi (Kamo, Nobara, Todo) being cancer moons meaning they care about the heart, (todo has other placements making it seem a lil more “shallow” when he just wants a “straight” answer (lmao Megumi)
Yuta being a Leo moon and (outwardly asked) liking the chest
Yuuji being a libra moon liking butts all this makes sense (libra moons are indecisive, will weight out all the possibilities and still want the peaceful side unless there’s such chaos there’s no way for that to happen… then we snap)
Yuuji and Junpei would’ve been perfect friends we already saw but they both just didn’t ask for any of this and chose their own paths, they’re almost parallels of each other
Geto’s birthchart shows a lot more of wanting to get humanity to evolve where gojos looks more like a POWERFUL cog in the machine
Yap: Gege basically made this for women I’m sorry boys but why all the beautiful men & perfectly written women & relationships maybe it’s just a rare case where the mangaka actually knows women (or gege is a woman 🤗) & how all the dudes fit a Yaoi archetype & the women,,, they’re perfect & cute & not sexualized (other than maki in jjk0 & the glasses girl in ep 1 getting groped) but everything else is just hot w/o taking ur clothes off kinda energy & thats INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT w everything else going on
You think something broke in Meimei when she said she wanted to be comforted and Gojo was like bruh I was joking 🙃
Kirara and Uranme’s gender is yes 👍🏼
Geto raising the girls as a 17-18yr old is insane same age as Megumi and gojo so for how long was Geto their dad? Inbetween 10 years but when did the girls realize that that wasn’t their dad anymore? I’m guessing Kenny can remember the vessel he takes overs memory or does something to their brain to replace it w him
I doubt a male mangaka can write good women (mostly bc of the stereotype that they’re shut ins but also from just reading/watching with my own eyes and being a woman myself) and add them in correctly, though the thing is in jjk they’re all just in a world but in Naruto and berserk and stuff she’s the add in into /their/ world where they keep fighting bc they miss each other and she gotta be used and a pillar for them or an excuse like Nobara and shoko weren’t used like that by satsug and itafushi they were their own ppl w their own sh like don’t get me wrong vasca and Sakura also were their own people but they really were given the bottom of the barrel sh bc of the dudes decisions. Shoko and Nobara strictly did what they wanted instead of falter to men
They’re literally all kids it doesn’t matter if some are weaker or useless, imagine a god/demon came here rn like the strongest will survive/fight you have to also apply the “weak characters” to irl bc I bet you they’re still stronger than most of us (miwa, Kamo, idk about momo still but she been w them I can’t doubt her skill just cause they had POWERFUL enemies
Gojo not being able to drink makes sense no drugs to impair his power and eyes (maybe lightweight maybe uncontrollable drunk and no one’s really ready or able to control that)
Gojo isn’t coming back and he wouldn’t bc he half assed the fight and now he’s with his love and everyone has to fend for themselves now
I like to think Gojo had Megumi and tsumiki, Geto had Nanako and Mimiko and nanami had Nobara and Yuuji in this preschool/parent AU (tojis gojos ex baby daddy)
All of them are taller than me other than momo and Nobara. (Im 5’4” so gojos 10 years older and a foot taller 🫣)
In one of Geges book covers it has Gojo in the winter w pink camellias and those flowers mean ily even after death and that flower is also specifically for the birthday feb3 (Geto’s) AGAIN WHY I THINK GEGES A WOMAN RAHHHHH
Maki, Mai, Toji, Kamo, Kokichi were all raised w no love like at all. Yuta had it good til 11, Miwa, yuuji and megumi never fully had it good, todo, Toge (?), Panda, momo, and nobara were just chillin.
HOW DID NOBARA COME UP WITH HER TECHNIQUE THEYRE ALL EMO BITCHES SHE WAS LITERALLY 16 FOR 2 MONTHS BEFORE HER FACE BLAST
SHE WAS SO YOUNG HOW DID SHE COME UP WITH HAMMERING NAILS INTO HERSELF WHAT
Uranme and Kirara go by (they/them)
Gojo and Geto were soulmates no matter the relationship
Utahime, Shoko, Momo, Mai and Nobara all like girls
Gojo knew Geto for the short amount of time but thought of him for 5x longer.
Megumi’s been without his sister for 1.5 years so she went into a coma when he was 13, his 2nd-3rd year of junior high)
Mai and maki didn’t know about Toji and Megumi until that year (2018)
Kenjaku planted the first finger at Yuuji’s school by Nanako and Mimiko (they’re the same age) hence why thanking Satsuki for taking care of his son
The person Rika is gone, her cursed spirit is what remains (an embodiment of her love/the curse yuta placed on her)
Yuta is wrong for using Rika and forgetting about his promise and why she’s even there for 6 YEARS then yelling at her about Maki
Shoko started smoking in high school and stopped about 5 years ago, but started again when she heard Geto was alive again.
Sukuna has 6 mouths, 4 arms, 4 legs, many eyes, and lactates.
Choso, Yuuji, Kamo, Todo, and Yuki are all “brothers” by blood or not idc i love their lil weirdo family.
Toji was a good dad, dealt the worst hand, everything going down so the best way to protect his kids is to give them to people who can kill curses and teach them about sorcery.
Nobara and Yuuji have the same friendship as Power and Denji, Nami and Franky/Luffy/Usopp
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#geto suguru#maki zenin#mai zenin#toji fushiguro#megumi fushiguro#itadori yuuji#nobara kugisaki#inumaki toge#stsg#satosugu#shoko ieiri#choso kamo#nanami kento#nanamin#yuta okkotsu#higuruma hiromi#todo aoi#kamo noritoshi#utahime iori#headcanon#jjk angst#jjk fluff#tw#satoru gojo
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Do you have any headcanons about the VKs (Disney's Descendants) finding out Mal is a regressor? I don't think she'd intend to be but she'd feel comfortable and safe around her gang. I also think eventually that'd extend to Ben but still ^^ I love them
yes yes yes i have thoughts on this ehehehe
so i believe that mal would not know at first that she regresses, this is something that evie actually figures out first. random research for fun, a psych class, someone else in their class (chad mayhaps?) regressing and it becomes a Thing to talk about, whatever the case may be, evie knows that regressing is a thing, and she notices some lil traits in mal
mal obviously denies it like crazy, she is NOT a regressor she does NOT act like a little kid or feel like one ever!!! (these are lies, evie knows this full and well, but she plays along)
eventually, the two of them get to a point of acceptance where mal admits that maybe sometimes she sort of kind of regresses just a lil bit. and evie takes care of her, helps her start to enjoy and make good use of her regression! it's nice to have a big sis!!
then they are just hanging out with jay and carlos in the boys' room for movies one night and mal feels small, she wants to cuddle, and evie doesn't try to hide it or anything. she knows that the boys will learn about it no matter what so they might as well just rip the band-aid off.
carlos is immediately curious about the whole thing, and he asks a million questions that are very overwhelming for a tiny mal. evie explains as best as she can to him, and she tucks that lil reaction of his away for Later. carlos also just wants to try to play with her, make her smile, get her to do silly dances with him, that sort of thing
jay is a bit more awkward about it at first, and he doesn't really know how to treat mal when she's small. he tries to ask her, tries to ask evie, but even still when they hang out and mal's small, jay is sort of the one interacting with her the least. at least, until he learns that mal just really likes his cuddles and his voice. she has to take the initiative at first, bringing books over to him and plopping down beside him to make him read to her, but after that it makes their relationship much more easy-going. (also jay gives her piggyback rides because she is CLEARLY too small to walk, carlos!)
and then yes of course i think ben attracts regressor VKs unknowingly and this cannot be stopped lol
#fandom agere#age regression#sfw agere#🧸headcanons#descendants agere#agere mal#this is just the main four vks i do think she would also tell uma harry and gil At A Later Date bc i love the thought of tiny harry
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I know you're not super familiar with Fleetway, but I have the juciest idea for some angsty headcanons concerning Commander Brutus.
You know how he was made with copies of Robotnik's brainwaves to be just as ruthless as him and later tried to take over Mobius and all that? What if he went after Robotnik's spouse, too, and saw them as a necessary part of being ruler (though, also being genuinely infatuated by them because he has Robotnik's brain waves)? And Fleetway Robotnik has to save his poor, kidnapped spouse and put an end to Brutus.
How worried would Robotnik be for his spouse? Would his behaviour with them change post-kidnapping? That kind of stuff.
omgmgmgggg this is such a good concept. kudos to you for thinking of this 🙏🙏
I think that, given Brutus' intellect matching that of Robotnik, Brutus would wait for the perfect moment to take his spouse - likely at a point in time where a day or two would pass before Robotnik noticed anything was amiss.
I can only imagine the panic - at first, he's horrified that someone has taken and possibly harmed them just to get to him. But then the realisation comes that Brutus had come for them, and while he's still worried that they may be in harm's way, he becomes oddly... jealous - after all, Robotnik believes that he should be the only one, be it man or machine, showing his spouse such attention.
Then again, while Brutus has Robotnik's mental abilities and personality, I think there would be a certain dissonance between the two - Brutus is a robot, endowed with sentience or not, and he likely lacks the same social and physical nuance. Robotnik finds himself rather concerned at the idea of his spouse being harmed by accident - for he nor Brutus would ever intend to hurt them in any way, but Brutus is a robot. He was designed for combat and lacks full control of his own strength, after all.
I could almost see it as something like a King Kong situation, as silly as it is. Given Brutus' naivety towards his (or, rather, Robotnik's) infatuation with them, he has no idea what to do once he has them. All he knows is that he successfully obtained some random person that he has this innate attraction to, and for whatever reason, he has to keep them close at all times.
Not that the kidnapping thing would be a cakewalk for his spouse, though. Depending on how much time passes between when they're taken and when Robotnik finally pursues them, it could even be dangerous. I say this under the assumption that Robotnik's spouse is organic, and would therefore need food and water to survive - something that I don't foresee Brutus providing unless asked... and even then, he would likely put it on the back burner and first focus on his plans of world domination. In the face of such a realisation, I imagine his spouse to grow rather withdrawn - as convoluted as it is, Brutus is basically Robotnik in a different body. If their own survival comes second to taking over the world, then... well, it isn't exactly a comforting thought.
And I think that it wouldn't be any better when Robotnik finally shows up, only to speak of dethroning Brutus for his betrayal and interference with his own plans - without a single mention of his spouse. It feels like a betrayal in its own right - as if they're only collateral. So, the showdown happens in the same way, and when Brutus' framework of an empire falls apart and they're able to return, I don't think they would immediately come running back - which is also a shock to Robotnik. They had been taken from him! Were they not eager to be with him again?
But they do finally show up, given their reputation as Robotnik's spouse prevents them from going elsewhere. But they do not rush to reunite with Robotnik as he expected - no matter to him, though. Not in the moment, at least. For he has them in his arms once more, safe and sound, and is able to once again lavish them with all of the affection they so desire.
Except they don't seem to desire it. In fact, they seem to shrink away, an odd sadness in their eyes. At first, he thinks that perhaps Brutus had done something to them - but they deny such, and so he next thinks that perhaps they were upset that he had failed to protect them. But they don't seem upset about that either.
When he finally comes right out and asks why they've been so distant, the question finally comes: Does Robotnik value the wellbeing of his spouse over his pursuit of his own goals? It's an uncomfortable question for him, and his hesitance is very telling. He knows that it would be wrong to say that you don't come first - but... would it be a lie? He doesn't know.
He doesn't understand why it matters so much to them. He doesn't understand why he can't do both. And while his spouse appreciates his honesty... it certainly wasn't the response they were hoping for, either. They try their best to muster their usual sense of affection and love, and whilst it isn't completely absent, it... feels almost suffocating. It's an awful thought - that the man they married did not see them as paramount.
And it bothers Robotnik to no end that they still seem so cold and distant. He finds himself constantly agitated and distracted, always on edge and emotionally unstable - and after a week of such torment, he slowly begins to understand why the question mattered so much... as well as why his answer should have been clear from the very moment it was uttered out into the world.
And he immediately tells them all of this. Of his struggle without their usual support, of his frustrations and... regret, as odd as it is. For he now understands that he can't do both - in order to succeed in world domination, he has to have them by his side. For whatever reason, it drives him mad to be without them, and so he understands.
Not that he suddenly becomes perfect, or that he's immediately forgiven and things just revert back to how they were. So while it was a moment of great struggle, I find myself believing that it would strengthen his relationship with and appreciation for his spouse in the long run.
#angst with comfort thank god#if this scenario happened and WASN'T resolved??? goodbye i'd actually cry#i might've teared up while writing this actually#yeah i'm a cry baby 😞#dr robotnik#robotnik#dr ivo robotnik#ivo robotnik#fleetway robotnik#dr robotnik x reader#ivo robotnik x reader#fleetway robotnik x reader#writing#fanfiction requests
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Working on some longer xenobiology/speculative biology posts so in the meantime here are some more random thoughts
Updated edition a year later! I hope these are ok!!
These are more jotting down ideas, please please feel free to give me any to elaborate on!
Also not all of these I necessarily consider my Headcanons, they’re just fun to play around with
Location edition
1. Tapetum lucidum or, eyes that can glow in the dark. (similar to the eyes of cats and raccoons) This is not limited to the Caliquendi and so is not directly related to Treelight.
Related to this is the potential ability to see infrared or other light spectrums like certain animals. I do like the idea that elven vision in the dark is more complicated than simply being able to see through the dark.
They navigate in unique ways, using the earth, trees, and even rocks to orient themselves. (I’m basing this in part of Legolas’s words about the elves of Hollin where he appears to draw sense memories from flora and stones) This also fits into my ideas for some ways elves are disoriented and controlled within Angband.
When elves are kept away from the natural world, in monotonous environments, without access to plant life or even a variety of geological information, they can enter a sort of stupor. Even in Angband which of course does contain rocks and life in the form of fungi, algae and even some plants, Cyanobacteria and certain creatures, much of the mines and dungeons are deliberately kept barren, lifeless and separated enough from the caverns and tunnels. What information they receive is never comforting. On that note, Ecological empathy taken to an extreme. Elves becoming depressed from ecological destruction, feeling the changes to landscapes on an innate level. Hence again why Angband is so damaging
Ears that express a wide range of emotions like how eyebrows do with humans. Elven ears will flatten, perk up, twitch, and even fold at times.
. I talked about phosphorescence here which actually has roots in canon!
Being able to navigate on all fours with ease, particularly while climbing and on a similar note, advanced balance.
For some of them, partially webbed feet and possibly even gill like structures on their chests for the sea elves.
On that note I think evolution works obviously differently for elves. Traits adapt and spread at different rates.
Pressure to areas of their body causes them to fall still, like with puppies and kittens. They have very sensitive areas in the backs of their necks and behind their ears. I've talked about this on my states of consciousness and sleep posts!
They do not have fingerprints though the skin on their hands will sometimes absorb and take in the colors of the things they touch, regardless of skin tone though skin tone does effect how clearly these show. For example, if an elven child spends some time playing in grass or clay, they may come back home with the skin up to their forearms that color.
Elves rarely have freckles but those that do will notice that they change colors and shades. Sometimes russet, sometimes even silvery, gold, or blueish. This is also true with birthmarks and even some scars. As they predate the sun their freckles are more similar to spots for camouflage and most words for them translates something to spots or foilage.
Elves can imitate sounds of animals very easily, especially bird and insect songs. While being able to communicate with animals is a rare gift among them, most can speak basic warnings and declarations, such as being able to warn sparrows that there is a hawk around. They can also pick up song very easily, often feeling the rhythm of even very gentle music in their hands.
I have a lot of thoughts on elves and synesthesia. I think most stimuli and input for elves is experienced through multiple senses for example being able to feel sound (obviously humans can to through vibrations but elves are more attuned to this). Synesthesia of the kind humans experience is somewhat more common in elves and other kinds unique to them also exist. (I have a whole post about this here!)
I talked about snow blindness and elves’ unique experiences with winter here!
I headcanon that elves have a specific sense for growth; they can hear and feel for lack of a better phrasing, shoots of grass growing, flowers blooming, roots expanding out. Not all are equally attuned to it or aware of it and some can become extremely overwhelmed by it if their ability to process is affected.
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Hi Naeomi 👋
Thank you for replying to my inquiry so diligently (omg, me trying to sound like Baxter XD dead)!
For my Baxter request, I want to understand his character more, so I wanna pick ur brain for some ideas 😄
He is a very considerate person as his approach to the MC's comfort level changes between nervous, relaxed, and direct (i think 🤔😅). I just want to know how he reacts with an MC (on crush/love) who is only anxious around him but relaxed with everyone else. MC would be trying to fluster the crap out of Cove and talking excitedly about nerdy stuff (anime/manga, video games, books, random facts on their interests, a tv series, etc.), but when Baxter comes around they simmer down and smile all giddy his way and talk about stuff they he may like or be interested in.
Honestly, my MC would feel a bit unsure how to act around Baxter at first, but eventually, they become more comfortable over time as he is revealed to be easygoing and welcoming to MC's quirky side. Makes my heart flutter just thinking about it, so cute~ 🥰☺️
hii !!! omg your mc sounds so cute n honestly like me when I was younger lol, so sweet<33 excuse to the format I'm on mobile rn and I'll fix text color n format n stuff once I'm on my computer😎👍👍👍👍honestly i had fun writing this, two darlings taking their time to open up n love each other, embracing each others quirks... its so sweet, pls i feel like i could write another lil drabble abt how happy n cute baxter would be w a playful reader like this, mmm many thoughts
tags : fluff, nervous crush/love status w baxter, multiple choice text, headcanons/drabbles
*edited for format
this man is too cocky for his own good, baxter can easily tell how someone feels about him.
but I think that excludes people he has a crush on, as you couldn't possibly like/love him back.
he has some shame! although it's only enough to not assume everyone is in love with him or likes him in any capacity...
anyway, we'll get to that later~
at first he thinks it's because you want to impress him or maybe you don't want to bore him with what you think is brain rot to someone so mature and elegant as him.
(+ a "small" but darker part of him thinks you might hate him, that you don't want to show a piece of yourself to this weird stranger on your block. he squishes the thought)
so he finds out your interest through terri/terry and by spying on snippets of your conversations with your family or with cove.
and even though he will only admit it if you threaten him with something terrifying, like angry dragons, early mornings, or worse- color. then and only then will he admit he wants you to tease him the same way you do with cove.
you're so close with him, snuggling up to cove's side, and you smirk so tantalizingly as you lean i. close to whisper it in his ear, and you say something dirty or perhaps its something cove finds especially scandalous but now cove is blushing and he's pushing you away with a chastising "y/n!"
and baxter wishes it was him...
he wants you to curl up behind him and blow on his ear the way you do cove. he wants you to pinch his butt as he walks by and he wants you to flirt with him.
and he wants you to show up on his temporary doorstep to show him your favorite volume of a manga that you finally got your hands on.
and when baxter is a hopeless romantic because he's so vulnerable under the blanket of night, he imagines you laying next to him in this big bed and he imagines the music is blending in with your voice as you babble on about something before it drifts off into your soft breath when you fall asleep due to the late hour.
but time goes on and his vacation nears the quarter mark and whenever you two talk he notices that you are getting into some of the things he likes, like rock music, and when you see him walking lazily back to his condo you come rushing off the steps of your porch, abandoning your snickering moms, and showing baxter the new song you found that he had not listened to before.
you light up at the praise in a way that makes him wish he could capture it forever...
finally baxter comes to the conclusion that he should speak to you about the things you like, and the first time he mentions something about your hobby you clam up a bit.
you don't want to bore him or scare him off with your excitement but in the end you're showing him your craft/collection and telling him every shiny detail and he's so happy to watch the light in your eyes as you speak.
eventually though you two get to the point where you try to fluster him.
it's not often, baxter makes you far too nervous and he can see anything coming from a mile away. he's so cool and you love him for it but God is his smirking face irritating when you just want him to blush, giggle and kick his feet like a love sicken school girl.
but you finally get him to flush. it takes more than half his vacation for it to happen but you're standing behind him as he works away at plating the dinner you two cooked up together.
it's simple, both of you combined have the cooking skills of a sea turtle but it's good enough for one night and it's edible.
it's good enough, you know your way around a stove well enough not to burn the house down and with baxter as your assistant you're more focused on how fun it was than anything.
it's perfect, you know how to whip up something delicious and baxter did more chopping and passing of the seasonings than anything.
he doesn't process it at first but then it hits him like a ton of bricks.
you just... said something flirty?
he's short circuting and his ears are red, and baxter pretends that his blush isn't spread down to his neck.
it's such a reward for you, you can't help but gape for a moment because baxter alexander ward is walking away from you with a blush from his ears to below the collar of his shirt and he definitely squealed a bit when he beckoned you to the living room.
it takes a whole summer of talking to you about things you like that he has little or no knowledge in, doing an activity that caters to/is apart of your interest, and soothing you when you cut yourself off when talking (it's okay, he does want to hear whatever you're looking to ramble about, be it something exciting, something that happened when practicing your hobby, or venting about something you thought was terrible or sad in a show/comic you saw earlier that week.)
and he finally gets to a point where you're teasing him a bit more often, even if you don't get the flustered reaction you want, and you're taking a page out of cove's book and the two of you spent a secret night in baxter's condo, talking about everything and nothing all at the same time.
but then he leaves, and he let's you down gently but his rejection stabs like a knife anyway.
so when you meet again, half a decade later, baxter feels his heart fall out his stomach so bad he sucks it in to try and make up for the way his heart clocks out and air leaves his lungs...
you look sad. this wasn't what you either of you were expecting to be faced with and having no time to prepare yourself to face the man who ended your relationship that summer has your eyes glassed over and your fingers dig into your skin to ground yourself.
you look indifferent. somehow that hurts more than if you were sad or angry at him, not that he'd prefer it but the smaller part of him thinks that your empty gaze shows he's lost any part in your life and you stare through him like you can see the rawness of his heart...
your face is schooled into a stony expression and you've folded your arms to match the rest of tour cold posture. he can't tell what you're thinking even though he's searching your eyes and this time baxter can't tell if you want to cry, scream at him, or if you're looking past him to the scenic view. but he sees your fingers twitch, like you want to either grab him by his tie or run.
you look angry. you try to mask it, not wanting to display the unadulterated rage you feel but your lip quirks up and your eyes are sharp and the words that escape your lips lick at baxter's ears like fire. if your thunderous glare could kill a man he'd be a goner..
he knows he's fucked up either way.
and the whole time you're working together, you're distant. although sometimes you snap back, you confront him and you joke with him sometimes.
you're both too nostalgic, you're both too in love.
somehow, you let him start over.
perhaps its the nostalgia and sentiment that came from making the groom cake together, or how beautiful scott and jude's wedding went, or perhaps its the way the other person laughs and smiles that has you drunk.
but now you two are sitting on baxter's couch and you're letting him start over.
he messed up, it's something hard to move past. something you did, for better or for worse but now it's for the better and you're moving on together.
and you're almost as nervous as you were when you first met but this time it's more that you're reserved than anything else.
sometimes he thinks he's fucked up too much, that when you cut yourself short while rambling and when you take more interest in his hobbies than your own, baxter puts a stop to it quickly.
it takes while. you both try too much to insert yourself into the other person's likes, as if that will make the comfortable relationship you had once come back quicker.
but finally, you and baxter are sharing a bed in the middle of your new apartment, and you're laughing about something funny Miranda sent you earlier that day and in the morning you two are spinning around your new kitchen in a guideless dance with your hands intertwined and you're laughing...
and baxter loves both versions of you.
the version of you that's so in love with him you quiet down, letting him take up all the space in the world and the other version of you that rants about something stupid in an anime and pinches his pale thigh when he's searching through his messy pile of clothes for that one specific shirt.
and he's so happy you opened up to him and you still open up to him everyday, loving him the same no matter how shy you are that day <333
#our life: beginnings & always#olba#baxter ward#baxter ward x reader#our life baxter#olba baxter#baxter x reader#baxter x mc#baxter ward x mc
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do you have any thoughts about the remnants of despair? random headcanons about what they were doing during the tragedy and such? i like them a lot i think the bits and pieces of information we do have like ibuki and hiyoko holding concerts together are really fun !! love those little agents of chaos theyre so cool and fucked up im glad theyre doing better also omg sjdhskfhie they went trough some shit
They've gone through so much 😭😭
Anyways Hmmm, I don't have too many headcanons on them honestly? I love focusing on the idea that Sonia practically burned her home down, the place she was meant to PROTECT. We see a little bit of it burning so it's a fair assumption that she burnt all of it down. They're so many atrocious acts they caused and it's so interesting to focus on how bad they were and the guilt they may feel later on. Oh yeah also the popular headcanon TeruTeru ate his own mom is pretty devastating and fascinating.
I really find it fascinating how, even though Komaeda's moral grayness is prominent in Danganronpa 2 when he reads the files he is beyond upset that they're all terrorists. Even though a lot of it is the feeling of betrayal from them not having the status he thought they did, he genuinely seems disgusted with it and his mindset isn't stretched to the same degree. The komaeda we see in Danganronpa 2 probably wouldn't be willing to become Despair himself for Hope, but he does try to start up the killing game to try to be a stepping stone. Also he views being stuck on the island where the Ultimates make no impact on the world worse than if everyone but one person survived lol. Basically what I'm saying is in Danganronpa 2 his moral grayness for hope feels as if it has no limit and it barely does, but as a Despair that limit is completely gone.
Sorry if this answer wasn't satisfying lol, I hope it's still interesting though <3
#nagito komaeda#danganronpa#sdr2 nagito#danganronpa nagito#danganronpa komaeda#sdr2 komaeda#komaeda nagito#sdr2#danganronpa goodbye despair#nagito#komaeda#remnants of despair#ultra despair girls#sonia nevermind#teruteru hanamura#sdr2 nagito komaeda
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Author Commentary - I Know Where to Look (Chapter 1)
Howdy y'all! I just posted the first chapter of my first tf2 fic, and figured that rambling about my thought processes from writing it would be fun. So, enjoy?
Welcome to my first Author Commentary post!
Regardless of if anyone other than my best bud (and partner in word crimes) @cursed—alien read these going forward, I thought it would be fun to explain references and thoughts from the process of fic writing. These are the sort of thing I love to know about my favorite art. I’m a great lover of artist interviews (specifically the ones where the artist in question explains the development of the concept and reasoning for the techniques they use) and an avid reader of author’s notes, so I hope that if anyone reading my fic is like me that they will enjoy this addition to the story.
Formatting
I feel that the most notable thing about this fic is that, despite being rated as explicit, every explicitly sexual scene is under a cut. Why do this instead of just making the scenes fade to black or formatting it in a standard manner? Because, dear reader, I have had the experience of reading explicitly rated fic solely for the buildup to the smut scenes. I experience fluctuations between sex favorability to neutrality, all the way to aversion. When I’m feeling uncomfortable with explicit sexual content, I often wish there was a way to just skip those scenes entirely. But on the other hand, I also acknowledge that sex scenes CAN have narrative and character importance. For the specific dynamic that Corey and I envisioned for Red Oktoberfest- that being a relationship that starts as professional and sexual before becoming emotionally involved, those scenes would be a shame to ignore entirely on my part.
Behaviors and thoughts during sexual intimacy are rich with characterization, and I wanted to be able to express that. So, the best of both worlds, to me, was to have a second layer of opting in to reading those scenes. I may have to redo them later, however, because the way I had to go about it doesn’t work with pdf downloads and likely isn’t screen reader accessible. My current thoughts in regards to those problems is to encourage folks to download as some other format, and eventually create a podfic of this story.
Headcanons Involved
Something you may notice about this is the amount of headcanon I’m trying to cram into it. To be frank, I use most fic writing as a vehicle with which to go “look at my headcanons, boy”, so this isn’t surprising.
The first of which I would like to note is Heavy’s love of pulp romance. I couldn’t tell you why I first thought of it, but it’s grown on me like moss. Mikhail is a lover and a fighter. To me. In my heart. He views all art for what it is, and values the stories themselves pretty equally. The only important difference between the two books he’s carried with him from Russia and the pulp he’s collected in the US is sentimentality.
Speaking of those books, why the two I picked? Brothers Karamazov is a pretty obvious choice. It’s a classic and widely studied. Tsar Hunger by Leonid Andreyev, however was actually mentioned by name in Poker Night At The Inventory. In one conversation, Tycho asks Heavy what his favorite book is, to which he replies that he “prefers war.” Eventually, though, he does end up saying that he likes Tsar Hunger. I wanted to know if this was just a book picked at random, or if it actually meant something about Telltale’s interpretation of Heavy’s character. After all, the tumblr side of the fandom LOVES Heavy’s PhD in Russian Literature. It was. A BITCH. To find any information about that book. There isn’t a goodreads page for it. Or a wikipedia. Or even an amazon page selling copies. Like, what the fuck? Eventually, I found that the Internet Archive has it available to borrow by the hour. The particular copy that was archived was originally from the University of Texas and has a fabric cover. So no synopsis.
At this point I was thinking “oh my fucking god I’m two hours into this research process,” and decided I wouldn’t be reading King Hunger. I’ve skimmed it a bit and, filling in the blanks with some guesses based on the information Wikipedia provided about the author, it’s a symbolic/expressionist criticism of the monarchy, but one which also criticizes bloody revolution. Please take that with a pound of salt though. Once again, I spent a solid three hours getting to that amount of understanding.
This actually leads me to discussing another element that’s important to my interpretation of Heavy. Namely, who is father was. On r/TF2, I constantly see people arguing back and forth whether its fine to joke about Mikhail being “Heavy Communism Guy” or if that’s a gross misunderstanding since his father was declared a counterrevolutionary. (Meanwhile these same dimwits are happily joking about Medic being a member of a certain fascist regime, but I digress)
Personally, I think Mikhail’s father (who I will be calling Ivan Melnyk going forward, as I headcanon Heavy’s full name to be Mikhail Ivanovich Melnyk) was counterrevolutionary, but not anti-communist. That venn diagram isn’t just a circle my friends. In political matters, it’s very easy to get stuck in black and white thinking- and that’s fair for large matters- but, when it comes down to how people believe they should go about making changes, that’s where you get in-fighting between allied groups.
More clearly, I believe that Ivan was a man who believed in progress and common good, but found disproportionate violence distasteful. And he would have tried to impart those values on his son. However, Ivan’s death and his family’s imprisonment would really sour that for Mikhail. It adds a level of complexity where he is both someone who hates senseless violence (see: the sparrow story in Poker Night), but is extremely wrathful (see: the engineer story in Poker Night).
Switching gears, let’s talk respawn. Personally, I like the idea of it as something that exists in universe, rather than just being a game mechanic in the Documentary Video Game About the Gravel Wars. It adds some more leeway for goofy shit the mercs can get up to while also opening up more avenues for mentally trauma. Angst my beloved.
Respawn
Respawn, in my mind, works by teleporting the remains to a mechanism that then recycles the matter into a pre-programmed form. I imagine that this is updated every day for the TF2 mercs, but only by the week or month for the Classic era systems. Upon exiting respawn, subjects may experience “respawn sickness,” which includes symptoms of nausea, diziness, anxiety, sensitivity to light and sound, disorientation, soreness, ect. One can become accustomed to respawn over time, and this is expedited by the modern systems, but some might remain sensitive to respawn even after years of use.
TFI standard protocol is to switch respawn systems over to the older system in order save money and perform diagnostics/maintenance without risking the permanent death of one of their “specialists.”
Another book note
The passage Heavy reads at the end is from a novella called Special Nurse by Lucy Agnes Hancock. It is Yet Another book I haven’t read, but decided to reference. Originally, I had wanted to reference a Harlequin Romance published in 1960-63, as I really didn’t want to include that flavor of anachronism. Dont fucking ask me why, but it mattered to me. However, the vast majority of what I could find online to read was published between 1975 and 1998. There were three books that technically fit my requirements, but the two from 1961 were either vacation romance or noble romance. Which just didn’t fit the vibe I was looking for. And the one from 1963 was published in November of that year. Which would have been fine, but I envisioned this chapter taking place in late May or early June.
In the late 40’s to mid 60’s Harlequin published SOOOOO many hospital romances. And this amused me, so I desperately wanted Heavy to be reading one. But I searched multiple times and just. Couldn’t find any that I could skim through. Fuck, dude, I couldn’t even find samples or excerpts. I COULD BARELY FIND SYNOPSES. I got desperate and dug through my mom’s old romance novel collection and lo and behold, there it was. Special Nurse. It’s not Harlequin (published by Pocket Books) and it wasn’t technically from 60-63 (originally published in 1948, but received 5 print runs from 1950-19060. Mine is from August 1960), but it WAS A DOCTOR ROMANCE. HUZZAH.
Dear fucking lord why do I do this shit to myself ahhhhhhhh
#gopher rambles#fanfic commentary#team fortress 2#heavymedic#red oktoberfest#tf2 heavy#tf2 headcanons#long post
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Starting Alastor Headcanons
In Life
Father, Joseph, from a decently wealthy business family. Upper middle class. White. He would eventually become a lawyer.
Mother, Cecelia, mixed race, worked as a maid in a hotel.
Parents met in a concert saloon, bonding over music. For him it was a summer fling but she was in love.
Born as Michael Alastor Garcin, May 22nd, 1892.
Went by his first/"Catholic" name among white people or generally those he was trying to impress, but his second "real" name by friends and family or people who otherwise knew he was mixed. He also either used his mother's last name (his own legal last name) or his father's last name. Though he would sometimes switch it up, he usually kept his Catholic name with his father's last name and real name with his mother's. So he usually either went by Michael Anderson or Alastor Garcin (or derivations of this)
Joseph refused to acknowledge his son as his, so Cecilia raised him on her own without his father's financial support
Alastor was light enough and has enough of his father's features to pass. While he grew up knowing his mother's Creole culture, she encouraged him to also adopt more white customs for a better chance of success. As in, learned from an early age to compartmentalize himself and be very cognizant of how he is perceived by others. Very aware of the various masks he needs to wear.
Alastor grew to resent his father and everything he stood for. He has two main goals in regards to his father. Make him notice him. Make Joseph regret abandoning his mother. Whether this was to be by taking over a position of his or by being a nemesis. It didn't matter.
Was going to become a lawyer to try to topple his father, but couldn't afford to become one.
Served in WWI (details to appear in its own post at a later point).
When he returned from the war, he found that both his beloved mother and reviled father had died of Spanish Flu while he was gone. So he neither got to say goodbye to her or get closure/revenge on his father.
In a fit of directionless rage, Alastor killed the first person he thought deserved it in some way. Really was just some random drunk. But that caught the bug for him in a taste for murder. From then on, he would have a mental list of potential victims and when he got into a murderous mood, he would find one of them and kill them.
Post-war, had two jobs, one for each of his identities. Michael Anderson was a radio tech with aspirations for being a host. But this never happened. For Alastor Garcin, he was a pianist at a jazz club. Gave him an extra income for his lifestyle.
Kill count (not including the war) was 31 over 15 years. He kept them spread out fairly well, though he always did at least some murder around mid-April since that's when he found out his parents died.
Died on June 20, 1934. Was shot by a hunter after coming back from burying a body. This hunter, John Murphy panicked and tried to dispose of Alastor's body, but in doing so poorly, was pinned for the murder Alastor was covering. This led to a domino effect where Murphy was accused, tried, and convicted for most of Alastor's murders (not all were connected to the case and were otherwise never discovered or ruled as other causes).
Therefore Alastor's only real legacy (or what he would be known for by anyone who didn't directly know him) is for being a notorious serial killer's last victim. Alastor does not know this.
Afterlife
General current goals: Get out of deal and then stay independent, survive, find purpose in eternity
He was not a cannibal in life. However, he is in afterlife since Rosie was one of the first people he came across when he arrived in Hell. As he was learning the ins and outs of Hell, the offerings made him assume that's just what people are in Hell. He soon found out that wasn't the case, but by that point he wasn't bothered by it.
Contracted with [redacted] ((in RP, by default it won't be who I'm RPing with. It would need to be negotiated specifically. No auto contract))
July 21, 1976 officially dead longer than alive.
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