#random thought but

[keferon]

Can Golem Prowl have his parts separated? Like if like his arm is pulled hard enough does it just leave his shoulder, since he’s technically empty armor held together by magic. Could he get blasted by magic or hit hard enough that he splits into his pieces? Head over there, arm over there, so on. I figure it’d be fairly disorienting but he’d still probably be able to move the pieces since the magic bound all the parts together in his creation. Probably annoying for him to put himself back together though- near impossible? Much easier with help. Since it seems as long as his artifact’s intact he’d be fine right? That’s the implication I was getting at least. I’m imagining him taking a hit for Optimus and then people panicking bc Prowl just fell apart, meanwhile Prowl just wants someone to move his head so he’s not face down in the dirt anymore.

Yep yep yep hahah you could basically tear him apart and he’d be fine as long as his head is intact. Since both the Wisdom artefact and his chevron are attached to his head.

Everything else can be damaged to whatever extent without “killing” him.

I imagine he pulled his canon move and took a hit for Orion at least a couple of times~

Also…not gonna lie I was originally going for “all detached limbs just stop working” but you made me consider how funny it could be if Jazz could like. Steal Prowl’s hand and play with it or something haha

[yorufi]

r1999 doodles featuring lesbian brit

and i was too shy to put up this tooth fairy x madam z… let’s just say, it’s a bit suggestive .///.

it’s more embarrassing to post than spicy drawings

[the-oblivious-writer]

missin my goth gf...

[gu-moo]

pico if he were cooler

[saiabolical]

i miss pictochat 😔

[sebille]

HEY how long has it been since ARR???

[human-souls-buy-dopamine]

WHO WANTS AN ESSAY ON THE FUCKING CHILDREN'S HOME

("essay" in question would probably be like an autobiography except we're not obsessed with narrating ourself if that makes sense???? Also worth noting that it may be. a little heavy?)

[sleepysnk]

i really want sushi rn

[the-fatal-impact]

There are two kinds of people, separated by the way they dealing with heart shuttering break up:

They becoming sad alcoholic hobo with no sense of personal hygiene...

2. ...or career overachiver.

[bluejayscrying]

I just woke up and somehow the only thought in my head was Jason Todd as an Etsy witch but he only sells ‘violent spells’ and instead of doing spell work he just personally goes out and beats the shit out of whoever you choose

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

[paper-mario-wiki]

idk why but i absolutely hate AI generated images of wizards more than any other AI pictures.

i think it's because the sparse pickings of beautifully rendered oil painting tableaus of wizards from the late 20th century (for things like game manuals and fantasy novels) feel like they actually are made of magic to me.

to see those familiar shapes choked and twisted out of the chaotic mess of predicative digital brush strokes is like watching a dying pig's face transform into the face of my weeping mother before it stops moving forever.

[sonknuxadow]

[booksandpaperss]

sometimes u just gotta write the most cliche self indulgent fanfic u can think of. for your health

[xnoworneverr]

There’s a reason why we feel lonely even though we aren’t alone. It’s because loneliness is not about how many friends we have or how many people are in the room with us. It’s a disconnection from others. Being social doesn’t cure loneliness, loneliness comes when there is not a single person close enough to see past the illusion to who we really are and what we really feel inside.