#random jokes

[spoonful116]

Drinking game: listen to 1 Hozier song and take a small sip every time he says a term of endearment, sin, or a reference to being drunk.

WARNING DO NOT DO THIS WITH MULTIPLE SONGS

[number-1-panstander]

Alan wake in life is strange call that Alan woke

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Filipino joke time:

Who is the most thankful, humble actor in Hollywood?

Timothee Cha-lamat

[nefelibatat]

So if I were to take away from this moment something deeper than “man Sevika's a freak”, I'd point out that we've seen the same tactic not long before.

What does this say about Caitlyn? She's fighting dirty. She's fighting like a cornered rat. She's fighting like a Zaunite.

And first of all there's hypocrisy. Caitlyn's been calling these people animals and monsters and whatnot but when placed in an identical situation she responds identically. Case in point: getting so mad at Jinx for terrorizing people out of grief that she goes ahead and starts to terrorize people out of grief. Sevika's expression afterwards is mostly “joke's on you I'm into that” but there's some surprise there too — you wouldn't expect that move from a Piltie.

Then there's desperation. Because she needs revenge; she needs it or she'll never ever forgive herself for what happened. So she'll throw away her morals and her dignity and just do whatever it takes to achieve the goal, whether it means chomping on someone like a feral raccoon or becoming a military dictator… which puts her in the same mindset as Zaunites, all of whom are desperate to survive and a lot of whom could never afford morals and dignity in the first place.

[roninkairi]

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[iwillwringyourneck]

[somegurl8]

[aropride]

REBLOG if you think they FUCKED RAW !!!!!

[sensitivetie]

[sirpetertaylor]

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

[spoonful116]

Dumb jokes, Celtic asexual edition

[definitionisimpossible]

Everything is actually nothing, exept for when it's everything, exept for when it's in our hearts. 🥹 Cringe Poet - 2023

[egophiliac]

ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU

I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.

like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --

[el-blog-de-ness]

- el blog de Ness

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

what’s with the venatori face veils