#random bullshit lmao

[kaiserkisser]

GUYS IVE HAD THIS THOUGHT FROM AGES IM FINALLY POSTING IT

okay so this is basically a post on how the song redemption by besomorph is literally about dazai. never made one of these before but i need yall's opinions

LETS START

ok so.

You say I make you nervous, a tragedy I'm a beautiful disaster, a reckoning You wonder how I got this way (you wonder how I got this way) You think I'm someone to be saved, someone to clean up and tame Oh somethings never change, never change, oh

for me, this is dazai's relationship with mori. the first line a direct reference to what he told mori at 22 at the truce meeting. the third line, its exactly what it says, with the 'you' being mori. (could be referring to when mori asked dazai why he wanted to die at 15) the next line, mori not letting him die, keeping him alive despite his attempts to kill himself. the last line? idk. maybe maybe that emptiness he feels never going away?

You think I would look pretty on your arm Once you cover up my bruises and battle scars But it always ends the same (but it always ends the same) Can't bear the things I've had to face Got you crying on your knees in pain Oh, somethings never change, never change, oh

the ffirst line, him being mori's right hand man. the second, his bandages. um, idk the exact reference for the rest but listen it still gives me dazai vibes okay???

You'll break your back to make me feel again Suffocate to make me breathe again Lose your mind from endless praying Somethings never change, never change, oh Redemption never came

for me, this is BOTH chuuya and odasaku towards dazai. both care for him, dont want to let him die (despite what chuuya says) esp odasaku, he literally died, and his last words were aimed at helping dazai feel a little more, be a bit better. the some things never change? maybe the 'everything worth wanting is always lost the moment i obtain it' still being true, even after all this time? (the manga events- :'( ). redemptiom never came, for the fact that eventually, maybe he didnt succeed in saving people like odasaku wanted? that, fir him, odasaku died, and he was seperated from chuuya for four years and it wasnt really the same after?

I stopped asking for forgiveness 'cause you should know Only fools tread where the angels fear to go But you keep trying to get too close (But you keep trying to get too close) Saved myself by turning into stone So save your judgment 'cause you just don't know But somethings never change, never change, oh

idk im thinking of the ada but idk how to explain it more... dazai vibes alr?

They say I should feel guilty and change my ways Leaving crumpled bodies in my wake Swear I didn't mean to make them break (Swear I didn't mean to make them break) But they're so delicate and so mundane And they keep coming like a moth to flame Oh somethings never change, never change

um i dont know how to explain this either it just really REALLY seems like a dazai thing. genuinely. please tell me you get what i mean. bc istg i KNOW what i mean but i dont know how to SAY it urghhhhhhhh

thats the song lmao ANYWAYS GO LISTEN TO IT!!!!!!!!! ITS AN AMAZING SONG!!!!!!

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

So, you're single now? That's great. There is nothing wrong with being single. Being single is not a condition that needs to be"fixing", and there are many people who are happy on their own. In fact, trying to "fix" someone being single is a felony, and gets you registered as a sex offender. So, I think that you're fine the way you are. Oh, and don't tell the others this, but you're eligible for recruitment into the Aromantic Army, just ask any aromantic blog about it and they should understand. Have a great day!

yes I do know all of this, but the reminder does help I guess? that was a bit of an intense way to put it tho lol, but thank you.

and in fact I am already apart of such an army, and I actually am the owner of one such blog lol

[r3db3ans]

Breans V.S the sh*tty life of fanfiction. - 0

"And here the new beginning of my life."

Yeah, yes, you're right, the color palette of this is pink.

And yes it is short.

[NEXT]

[suncast-moth]

Goldfish goblet for Loki ✨️✨️

[succikko-draws]

I think this is what would happen if Reever had access to Monster energy cans

Transcript:

Johnny and the scientists are working, presumably, when Reevers calls from his office. Reever: YOU GUYS- I JUST HAD A BREAKTROUGH! COME SEE THIS! Random scientist: I'm scared. It's been a few days he's been holed up in his desk.

On the second Image, a very exhausted Reever is standing next to a paperboard with cans of monsters around him and one in his hand. Reever: I FOUND HOW TO KILL 2 BIRDS IN ONE STONE! Johnny: How long has it been since you've slept...?

Reever, ignoring the question, points at a picture of Komui. Reever: OUR FIRST PROBLEM: KOMUI. He SLACKS OFF BUT, the WORST OFFENSE is what he does on his free time: HIS STUPID EXPERIMENTS THAT ADDS TO OUR WORKLOAD.

Then he point at a picture of Bak. Reever: THEN since the ark is ours, CHIEF BAK won't STOP getting in the way of our work.

He then focus on a doodle of Komui and Bak's face next to each other. Reever: But SEE? I've noticed that when put in the same room, they annoy EACH OTHER = THEY CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT!

It pans back to Reever in front of the paperboard as he flips it to the next sheet. Reever: WHICH LEADS ME TO THE SOLUTION

He looks even more deranged than every other panel, slamming his hands on a suspiciously detailed doodle of Bak and Komui kissing. Reever: WE NEED THEM TO FUCK.

Johnny and the scientists just stand in disbelief and worry for their chief. Lenalee enters at this moment with a tray of mugs and a jug of coffee. Johnny: Commander... How long did you spend drawing this?... Random scientist: Yup. We lost him for good. Lenalee: Who want some coffee?

Lenalee stops in her tracks as she sees the absolute state of Reever in front of the board which has other doodles of Bak and Komui. He's now unresponsive. Lenalee: Uhm. Do I want to know? Johnny: Ah. Lenalee. Don't worry he's... Not well.

[atthebell]

idk if anyone's aware of this, but the original snail assassin meme was a joke from the rooster teeth podcast that gavin free made almost exactly ten years ago, and know your meme actually did a video with him about it a couple years back talking about where it came from and how popular it had gotten outside the rt community, particularly on tiktok. super interesting to see it made real in wild life, i always think it's so interesting to see old rt stuff come up outside of that context :O also it's just fun to actually know the origin of a big internet meme, i think i watched that podcast episode live so it feels really wild that it's fully been a decade since then

[oatmealdaydreams]

Incorrect Quote (Idea)

Remus: you say you like murder mysteries? Well, I've been a suspect in four murders!

Logan:

Logan: what-

[bat-luun]

woof

[lu-polls]

[Poll suggested by: Anonymous]

[a-v-j]

nightmare, nighti was formed from your and antis code.

so you kind of DID produce a "child", albeit on a technicality

Random bullshit, gO!

And some sketch comic i did of their "bonding time" lmao

[chandisappointment]

SUFFER MY PAIN.

(Drawn with finger on phone)

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

that is…. certainly interesting information lmao

I do wonder why you were prompted to send it to me though lol

but also are you really considered Tumblr famous at 1k followers?!??? I thought it had to be like at least 50k+??

but also I feel like “Tumblr famous” is more so of a feeling of notoriety than it is a follower count? but idk

[suncast-moth]

Question, does anyone else get that odd want to just chew on the arms of the gods they work with?? I mean, it might just be the autism, but I absolutely cannot tell.

And, I don't have any mal intent, I just wanna chew for the sake of chewing. Like, some form of affection I guess?? Idk???? I don't get it. Idk if anyone else feels the same.

[loveguts]

i’m not a transandrophobia truther in the slightest don’t get me wrong, but i think some people on here really need to realize and comprehend the fact that cis women, way WAY more often than not, hold extremely significant social and political power over trans men the vast majority of the time in our day to day lives

[cabbagewhites]

tired.

[iamthecomet]

Comet. Beloved. I could look this up but I feel like I'll enjoy your answer much more.

What the fuck is the deal with Bloody Per? Like.... don't think I'm complaining, but w h y?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA ok, SO. I think there's a couple answers to this depending on how you meant this question. Like, what the fuck is the deal with bloody Per in a very literal sense--why the fuck is this man covered in fake blood constantly? I guess because Bloodbath? It was a thing for all of the members of Bloodbath for a while. Like there's video of BABY Per (from like 2008 or something) from a performance of theirs where ALL of them are wearing white t-shirts and are drenched in fake blood. And I just think...Per really leaned into it I mean why the fuck not. Those pictures of him with short hair during The Bloodbath Times make me weak in the fuckin' knees. It definitely was doing something for him and I think he knew it. And, as a side note--there is something about the jeans he wore on stage for a while during that time that are STAINED with it, just fucking SADFNV;JKFV. And that leads me to the other way I can answer this which is: what the fuck is the deal with Bloody Per, as in, why, dear Comet, do you lose all sense of sanity and common decency when you see him? And to this one, I say, I don't know dude I am just like this. One of my sexual awakenings was watching Will Turner get flogged in the first POTC movie. Like I think I came out of the womb like this. Show me a person in pain/covered in blood (their own or anyone elses) and I will show you me at my most vulnerable. Anything you want sir (gender neutral), just tell me and it's yours.