#random Pix things

[shadow-pixelle]

I wonder if speedsters in the DCU get that ADHD buzzy thing where you end up in paralysis because you have so many things to do that you can't do any of them. That must be even more annoying when your brain runs at hyperspeed.

[pixlokita]

-opens tablet and gets jumpscared by doodle I forgot I even drew-

-phone suddenly turns on and shows this at the same time-

Me: am I gonna get Jeff the killed

[funkily]

this is so stupid . was very fun to have a bingo stream with two of my favorite ladsss !!!

orig meme under the cut

[pixeldotgamer]

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[hollowwish]

Why did Pix find a hollow bee hive in the end. why are there bees.

[speaksleazy]

♬♪ .. living，retro computer id pack﹙for anonymous ﹚♯ predominantly androgynous.

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pronouns ⇢ it its，bit byte，beep boop，click clack，key keys keyboard，whirr whirrs，pix pixel pixelated，CPU CPUs，compute computer，route router，win windows，sentient sentience，wire wires wired，err error，pro program programmed，soft software，hard hardware，cir circuit circuitboard，click scroll，404 404s，404 page not found，^_^ ^_^s，:-) :-D，o_o >_>，🔌 🔌s，💻 💻s，🖥 🖥s，⌨ ⌨s，🖱 🖱s，💽 💽s，💾 💾s，💿 💿s，📀 📀s，🔇 🔊

titles ⇢ the man﹙woman，girl，boy，gal，guy，being，thing﹚in the machine，the one behind your screen﹙The one behind your LCD screen﹚，＿ who is running on flash﹙can be replaced with any software﹚，＿ technological form，＿ wires，＿＿ with a circuitboard in place of ＿ brain，ms. paint，＿＿ plugged into the wall，your mechanical﹙technological，electronic﹚best friend

ids ⇢ Aiwarix，Vietechxic，Digitalbeing，Technobodiment，8bitgender，Technoperspeque，Girlvirtual，Nonbinaryvirtual，Boyvirtual，Virualors，Oldcomputic，Win10gender，Byteic，Aithing，Dynirusic，Digirealgender

users ⇢ Lovebytez，﹙name﹚-﹙4-digit number﹚，0100000101001101，7653r70¹，hi-040405，computers-cant-byte，machinery-and-me，35784m5¹，circuitboard4brains，malwaria，b-i-n-a-r-y，c-i-r-c-u-i-t，https-﹙name﹚-dot-com，thinking-in-1s-and-0s，1s-and-0s-and-1s，benevolentware，wifiwifey，pluginbestfriend，pluginplaything

¹ Combining random numbers and letters can be used to make more usernames like this.

[ravolix]

late night talking

synopsis: though he always has been a tough nut to crack, you and scaramouche have grown to be best friends. however, on a late-night phone call with him, he finds himself drowsily enamored.

content: modern au, gn!reader, second person, romantic pining (scaramouche), (supposed) one-sided love, fluffy as shit

In hindsight, staying up until 2AM just to talk in mumbled whispers on a school night isn’t the smartest idea. However, when it comes to you, there are no smart ideas in Scaramouche’s mind.

“Oh, and we need to check out that carnival coming sometime in June,” you were saying, extending a finger as you list off another activity.

“Mhm,” Scaramouche hummed absentmindedly. As much as your energy is infectious, he can’t deny the way his eyes start to flutter shut every now and then. Even his grip on the phone falters, the device hot from the nearly 4 hours you’ve been calling for.

“We could also visit the aquarium, the coffee shop behind the—“ You continue the list before you cut yourself off. A single glance into your screen paints a clear picture as to where Scaramouche’s mind is right now.

“Scara? You good?”

“Hm? Uh, yeah,” he murmurs, rubbing away the sleep from his eyes. However, a small yawn escapes him that’s a bit hard to miss, “Keep talking.”

To that, he hears a stifled laugh instead of a verbal response. He glances over to your portrait on his phone, taking in the way the faint artificial light hits your face. How the shadows of your room seem to frame your features so perfectly and the fact that your smile—

“Nah, I’ll stop for tonight. Wouldn’t want you to die from a lack of sleep,” you eventually reply with a chuckle. Scaramouche can hear (and barely see) you flip over in your bed, pulling the covers over your body.

In this new angle, he gets to see a new perspective of your face. A part of him wishes he could just reach out and tuck away that stray piece of hair laying on your forehead. Perhaps if he was there with you, you wouldn’t feel the need to go under the covers for warmth.

Instead, however, he just nods.

“Fair. Guess I’ll catch you tomorrow,” he replies softly, a wind-down from the previous energy the call carried.

“Yep, see you,” your lips curve into a gentle smile.

Scaramouche only replies with a cough, trying to cover up the faint blush as he finds himself getting flustered over your pixely face.

“Sweet dreams, Scara.”

Before he can open his mouth to reply, you already hung up. Though a part of him wishes the call lasted a bit longer, the other part is glad you didn’t have to hear whatever was about to slip from his mouth.

After a few seconds, he sighs and places his phone on his bedside table. He then proceeds to bury his face into the silky case of his pillow as his tired fists come to gently slam against the mattress. Nothing much is heard from him except for a few unintelligible mumbles.

Eventually, Scaramouche flips over onto his back as he stares up at the ceiling. Faint glow-in-the-dark stars from his childhood seem to stare back at him. He lets his eyes flutter shut as a small chuckle escapes his lips.

“Who needs dreams if you’re the sweetest thing I have?”

notes: just another random babble :)) im not the best at writing dialogue but it’s better to do it once in a while

i really like writing scara as this silly little loser rather than a sadistic asshole (atleast in modern aus) (a bit delulu)

ah also i kind of forgot about the harry styles song up until right before posting this, but let’s say it’s loosely inspired ���

taglist:

@aphroditesswan

[lemonberry-conda]

All the empires leaders sitting in opera boxes at the Rivendell Opera House.

Joel is upside down in his seat, completely bored because they're singing in Elvish and he doesn't get it/ doesn't care.

Lizzie is about to fall asleep and frost over because at night the mountains are freezing cold and the air is dry and she had to stand for HOURS to get her dress altered and her hair curled and she wants to go home but it'd look bad.

Fwhip is shooting pebbles and candies from his pocket at Jimmy, who's trying and failing to ignore him. They're about to get into a heated argument and Fwhip is refusing to deescalate things.

Gem's tugging on Fwhip's collar trying to get him to be quiet because she's flipping back and forth through an Elvish translation book to follow the plot.

Sausage is crying because he can get the emotional message of the opera and even though he doesn't understand it the beautiful music is making him emotional.

Joey is completely sloshed, on his 7th glass of wine and giggling at one of the actors who winked at him from the stage.

Shrub and Katherine have left the opera house in their boredom and they're at a tavern two blocks over, watching drunk men have an archery competition.

Pix is the only one paying attention but he keeps mumbling to himself about random plot points throughout the performance, loud enough that if he wasn't in a box with his advisor, other patrons would be shushing him.

Pearl is asleep, just fully passed out in her box because she wanted to go to bed two hours ago but Sausage begged her to come so he wouldn't be lonely.

Scott is regretting inviting all of them and just sitting at his box with his head in his hands.

[ep2nd]

Incorrect quotes, Empires superhero AU edition. From @pacificwaternymph, go check it out on Ao3 too!

--

Xornoth: I have an idea

Sausage: Does it involve fire?

Xornoth: No

Joey: Does it involve burning something down?

Xornoth: No

Scott: Let's hear it

Xornoth: ARSON

Scott: NO.

--

Lizzie, who is temporarily blind: I'm not trusting my well being in the hands of Fwhip!

Katherine: It's either them or Scott

Lizzie: ...

Lizzie: So what are you doing today, Fwhip?

Scott: Hey!

--

Sausage: In my defense-

Sausage: *punches Fwhip*

Pearl: What was that for?!

Sausage: A good defense is a good offense

Gem: That's not how it works

--

Jimmy: This is a safety pin.

*cuts off end*

Joel: It is now a danger pin.

--

Shubble: Operation no more distractions is a go!

*not even 10 seconds later*

Shubble: Oh, look! A butterfly!

~

Jimmy: Ladies, gentlemen, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!

Scott: A llama?

Jimmy: No.

Scott: A baby llama?

Jimmy: No!

Scott: A baby llama with a little hat on?

Jimmy: NO!

~

Pearl: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

~

Random Guy: *kicks Jimmy*

Jimmy: *starts crying*

Lizzy: *glares*

Random Guy: Awww what is this lil itsy baby child gonna do-

Lizzy: Your IP address is 157.134.166.42

Random Guy: Wha-

~

Sausage: Pearl, did you know you're my favorite sibling?

Pearl: *narrows eyes* Sausage what did you do no-

Gem: PEARL, SAUSAGE ATE ALL OF MY COOKIES.

~

Katherine: When Gem gets back, we're cleaning the building

The rest of the Alliance: *Looks at each other*

*5 hours later*

Katherine: Where's Gem?

Jimmy: Not back that's for sure

--

Jimmy: Two wrongs don’t make a right.

Scott: *sighs* That’s true…

Scott: But two negatives make a positive!!!

--

Pix, referring to Lizzy and Jimmy: Those guys are dorks.

Katherine: Yes, but they’re my dorks.

--

Pix: You know, people treat me like a god.

Shubble: How?

Pix: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

[burning-idiot]

So I’m currently sick and feel like crap so I’m gonna spit out some random TLNM headcanons.

- Kai is captain of the lacrosse team and he’s suuuper popular in school. He used to be more popular before becoming friends with Lloyd, but still popular when he’s not around lloyd

- Nya isn’t quite as popular as her brother but she’s still popular. Also known as the “cool edgy kid” - a lot of people think her and Cole are dating.

- Cole is super quiet, always has his headphones on, and most people think he’s a delinquent. (He is, as he sm0kes underage, but people don’t know that)

- Reason he always has his headphones on is bc he gets overwhelmed by the noise of all the people. Music helps calm him down. (Also, it keeps people from trying to talk to him)

- Jay is a band kid. You can’t change my mind on this. He plays trumpet and is actually pretty good, so he plays in the jazz band and stuff. (I’m an orchestra kid and have no idea what I’m talking about)

- Jay’s orange scarf was a gift from his birth parents. It’s one of the only thing he has to remember them by, and he’s super attached to it.

- Zane is freakishly tall. You can always see him in the hallway and he stands out (I mean hello, he has white hair)

- Pixal is part of the friend group and lives with Dr. Borg, her maker. People don’t know that she’s a robot as she has a pretty good human disguise and understands people better than Zane does

- Pixal goes by “Pix” in school

- Zane and Pixal are valedictorians of their grade and often jokingly beef over it

- Zane also spends almost all of his time at school. Anyone texts the gc saying “anyone still at school?” And Zane will always be there, usually in the library.

- speaking of Zane, he lives with his maker, Dr. Julien, and was homeschooled most of his life up until highschool, when Dr. Julien decided he needed real social interaction and enrolled him

- Nya and Kai live with their parents Ray and Maya, but they’re not home often, usually working or jobhunting. Their dad has trouble keeping a job.

- due to this, Kai and Nya usually spend most of their time afterschool at school, too, both being on sports teams. (Nya plays volleyball)

- Jay lives on the very outskirts of ninjago city and is driven to school by his parents every day

- Lloyd spends most of his time either at home or with his friends, seeing that he has no where else to go where people won’t hate him

- Tried joining almost every club to find acceptance, but the second he joined everyone else quit, so he eventually gave up

- There’s probably a thing at school called “The Garmadon Touch” that’s similar to the Cheese Touch from Diary of a Whimpy Kid. All of Lloyd’s friends have the Garmadon Touch and are very proud of it

- Cole, Nya, and Kai protect Lloyd (and the others) from bullies

Ok that’s it thanks byeee

[enderwoah]

i think im forgetting some but i currently have six people as watchers and listeners in my headcanon(s)

grian, zedaph, and pixlriffs are watchers

martyn, jimmy, and oli are listeners

oli sounds incredibly random but like with his whole "i remember literally everything this roleplay is so dumb" vibe he just gives listener. also bard music sound haha

but like the actual point i wanted to make was that there's an odd one out in terms of mood in each group

like grian and pix are both like "ouuughgh watchers suck they are evil in nature i just want to make my silly games/record and write about these silly stories that i watch ouuugh these powers are so useful but they come with such a mental tax a mental toll morals ethics boohoo" meanwhile zedaph is sitting there with his 567k trophies as he pokes his head through rifts in time-space and does not give a single shit

meanwhile jimmy and oli are singing songs on their roleplay servers for funsies and going "oh its so nice to know a) when there's a watcher around and b) generally most things that are going on and be able to say i heard it 'through the grapevine.' oh boy oh BOY isn't this life great i love hopping from server to server with my buddies and friends and playing around as much as i want. i also love having perfect pitch" meanwhile martyn is plagued by knowing watchers have him pinned under their thumb (or their ever-persisting gaze) and making desperate deals with them and losing sleep because their presence makes noise and he does not want to know everything that is happening on the server at once while learning nothing important at all and he's been like this for the longest why can't he turn it off

i just think it's a funny juxtaposition

[syn4k]

broke: s2 pix is immortal and can remember everything from s1

woke: s2 pix has some sort of past life shenanigans going on and so while he vaguely remembers being there himself he also ignores it because cmon man he's just some random historian he doesn't have time for this!

wait let this dude cook he might be onto something here: s2 pix has some sort of shenanigans going on with s1 pix who is a god and is kind of possessing him but its like a weird plural thing. his plural.

[convexicalcrow]

"How's that big salmon stuff going these days?" Cub asked. He had stopped by the farm to ask him about custom fireworks, and noticed the wide, deep river that now separated his farm from xB's place.

"Oh, it's going wonderfully, Cub. See this river? They're very happy with it, I can assure you," Beef said.

"Salmon wanting a river, that's hardly a surprise," Cub said.

Beef chuckled to himself. "Well, no, though I still don't really know why they wanted it, though. Maybe it was just to look pretty. And they are fish, after all."

Cub shrugged. "Yeah, I know that feeling."

"Did I heard you'd started covering your base with skulk? How's that working out for you?" Beef said. "Not possessed again, are we?"

"Pfft, nah, it just looks better than the grass, that's all. Makes all the bright colours stand out," Cub said.

"Sure, sure," Beef said.

"Just like you're not taking orders from a fish, hey?" Cub said.

Beef laughed this time. "I guess we both know what that kind of thing's like. Not that there's anything weird going on with the salmon. I just do what I'm told, and they wanted a river, so. I got False to make me one."

"No, of course not. Nothing weird going on here," Cub said. "We just do as we're told. The rewards make it worth it."

"Yeah, something like that," Beef said.

"Anyway, about those fireworks..."

-

Beef crouched by the river once Cub was gone, thinking. The salmon filled the river, the only fish he could see in the water. Something about them memerised him, watching their glistening bodies move effortlessly through the water.

Who'd have thought an offhand comment would lead to this? Not Beef. But stranger things had happened, so whatever. And if it helped him and Skizz go up against Doc and his sand nonsense, well. The solidarity was nice.

This wasn't...

Something about Cub had got him thinking, though. He wasn't- possessed, was he? No, that can't be it. Possessed was what Cub was, with the skulk. Not- no, you definitely couldn't be possessed by Big Salmon. Definitely not.

And yet, the question remained at the tip of his tongue, almost daring him to ask it. Perhaps he was in too deep. But what did it matter now? Big Salmon would take care of him.

-

Cub felt the echoes of something in the water as he swam across. He saw the salmon and smiled, thinking nothing more of them. If Beef wanted to serve some fish, well. That was his decision to make. He wasn't any different, right? He wasn't possessed by the skulk this time. It was different. There'd be no need to call on Pix and False to splash him with every potion known to the world to cure him.

But the skulk still whispered. Cub was scared of it at first. Wardens were dangerous creatures, and he'd decided to mine straight into an ancient city. He felt that was not a random act. The skulk had drawn him in, for reasons unknown, and now he was in their thrall again.

He'd been afraid of that, to be honest. Knew all along they were lurking, waiting, lying dormant until the right moment. Perhaps now was the right moment, he thought, as he continued to spread skulk across the grass, watching it shrivel and die as the skulk took over. It spread a silent darkness across his base, one that made the base feel much more ominous.

Why was that important? Cub didn't know. Didn't question it. Continued to simply harvest all the skulk from the ancient city and spread it up here instead. As if he was bringing it to life out here. And, sure, placing it seemed fine, but he'd felt the sheer joy when he'd spread it by killing Scar. Scar had felt it too. They didn't mind killing each other for sport anyway, so it was fine. It was fun to see how far it spread.

-

Cub thought about Beef's river. Beef thought about the salmon. False cradled her rivers safely in her briefcase. Gem did her best to hide the horrors that lay under the water in her base. Grian had never been the same since the fishing took hold. Maybe....

Beef stared at the river. Reached down to touch the water, felt one of the salmon nip at his fingers as if it was expecting food. He offered it some meat from his farm, numb to the sight of it feeding from his hands, tearing the flesh apart.

Maybe- Maybe Cleo was right. Maybe there's something about the water this season. Or-

-

Cub sunk his fingers into the skulk, sighing in relief as the skulk brought him radiant calm. Yes. Yes. The skulk whispered. Cub closed his eyes. Gasped at the vision the skulk sent him of how his base will look. Smiled as Scar killed him, his life sacrificed to the skulk as it snaked out around him, spreading further and further. All would be skulk. All will be skulk. He would make sure of that.

[ahllohehn]

Anything for Sloy and Lyarrah? I don't know how to spell her name ;-;

What's going on with the rest of the recap team? Are they demigods? Legacies? Random mortals that Pix made friends with that can see through the mist somehow? The possibilities are endless!

I just made the Hermitcraft Recap trio a bunch of Athena/Minera descendants that decided to put their observation skills into, apparently, stalking another camp rather than using their skills to help their own.

Because out of all the things the descendants of the goddess of wisdom could focus on, it's on the happenings of the other kids that has less wisdom than the entire world collectively.

[chumbyy]

What art program do you use?

depends! for the pixely art i mostly post here use ibispaint on a 200x200 canvas, i make gifs in ezgif and resize them in it, i add post effects in photo editor pro for android (i turn on airplane mode so i dont have to see ads teehee) and a couple other random misc desktop apps, i mostly use paint tool sai 2 for more detailed art, i've been using electric zine maker a bit lately since it has interesting effects... sorry if that's a really long answer i like using a bunch of random programs haha, it keeps things interesting

[struck-by-the-rain]

i think getting really into kinda esoteric/nonstandard/maybe inconvenient mediums of digital art would be a fun lil autism hobby. like drawing in kid pix, flipnote studio, passpartout, the krita scratchpad u use to test brushes, the markup feature of microsoft word, the lil e-signature boxes you get at the doctor's office, that kinda stuff. things which you can draw in but maybe aren't designed for properly making art, or if they are, otherwise have some gimmick or whatever. idk I'm just kinda fascinated by them. like it's the digital equivalent of going to an art class and your teacher making you paint w a bottle of ink and some random sticks from outside

i would name some more obscure examples if I knew them but alas I don't have any in my brain rn. idk if this makes sense btw