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Randall The Hyrule soldier AU: New Captain
Impa: RANDALL FRONT AND CENTER!
Randall: YES SIR! 🫡
Randall runs to meet General Impa and a Hyrule Captain
Randall: you call sir
Impa: Yes, I would like to introduce you to your new captain.
???: Morning Lad, I have heard you are my go to guy for handling the fish lady
Randall cringing: yes that would be me captain-
Captain: -Captain Knyte!
The new caption shakes Randall’s hand and Randall thinks for a moment
Randall: nice to meet you Captain knight
Captain Knyte: It’s Knyte
Randall: night?
Captain Knyte: No, it’s pronounced Cnight lad
Randall:Captain Nite?
Captain Knyte: No it’s Knyte
Impa: I believe I understand the confusion, you prefer to go by your rank of Knight?
Captain Knyte: No that’s my first name Cnitee
Randall: wait so your first name is knight
Captain knyte: no it’s Cnitee with a silent second E
Randall: so it’s Cnitee
Captain Knyte: yes
Impa: your rank is a hyrule Knight?
Captain Knyte: Correct General
Randall: and your surname is Knyte?
Captain Knyte: That is right lad
Randall: so your full title is Hyrule Knight Cnitee Knyte?
Captain Knyte: There you go lad, you got it now!
Randall looks at Impa
Randall: Knight Cnitee Knyte
The General looks back at Randall
Impa: Captain Knight Cnitee Knyte
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Randall the Hyrule soldier AU: Glair
Midna:…
Ruto:…
Both are glaring at each other
Lana: what are they doing?
Hyrule captain:well Ruto is mad at Midna because of how she defended a keep
Lana: what did she do run out of enemy’s to throw so she threw are troops?
Hyrule captain:…
Lana: Wait-no…she wouldn’t…I mean if someone especially annoyed her
Randall rolls in on a wheel chair
#linked universe#loz#incorrect quotes#legend of zelda#hyrule warriors#randall the hyrule soldier#lana loz#loz midna#midna#loz ruto#ruto#princess ruto#randall the hyrule solder#hyrule soldiers#hyrule#l
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Randall the Hyrule soldier AU Pt 10: Bomb Flower
Ruto: Hey Randall?
Randall: Yes?
Ruto: What do bomb flowers taste like?
Randall: Huh?
Ruto: Well you know how Hylians eat flowers?
Randall: Those are called fruits and vegetables.
Ruto: yeah so what do bomb flowers taste like?
Randall: We don’t eat those, They blow up
Ruto: Yeah but like what do they taste like? They kinda look like a blueberry! A big Juicy firm blueberry.
Randall: Ruto do not eat the Blue berr- I mean Bomb flower
Ruto: but-
Randall: no buts Do not eat-
Hyrule Archer: Randall! The Captain needs you!
Randall: Alright! Ruto I’ll be right back, do not eat the-
Ruto: I won’t I won’t who do you take me for?
Randall:…
Ruto:…
Randall: I’ll be right back
He leaves to go see what the captain wanted
Ruto: hmmm one small bite won’t hurt would it?
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Randall: Sir! you called for me?
Captain: Yes I need you to ru-
A large explosion is heard by the storage tent
Randall: Honestly she resisted longer then I thought she would
#incorrect quotes#linked universe#legend of zelda#hyrule warriors#randall the hyrule soldier#loz ruto#princess ruto#bomb flower#loz#hyrule archer is basically useless#randall the hyrule solder#hyrule soldiers#hyrule#what do Zora eat?#Ruto x OC#zelda#Fishcarrier#Ruto is a gal
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The lads are back in warriors time
Twilight: MIDNA YOU GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT SO WE CAN TSLK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP!
midna in her true form floating out of reach
Midna: No, look I love you and admit what I did was rash but every time we try to talk it out we get noise complaints!
Randall opening a window
Randall: WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE HYILA UP ITS 3 IN THE MORNING! SOME OF US HAVE TO ACTUALLY CARRY OUR PRINCESSES AROUND!
#linked universe#loz#incorrect quotes#legend of zelda#hyrule warriors#hyrule soldiers#Randall the hyrule solder#loz midna#zelda#link#randall the hyrule soldier
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Randall the Hyrule soldier AU pt4: meeting the Ex
Randall minding his own business not noticing the hero of time approaching
Time: “so your Ruto new fiancé?”
Randall: “HOLY HYAAA! Don’t sneak up on people like that…wait what did you say”
Time: “Ruto, she can be-
Randall: “look I know what you’re about to say. she can be really annoying, and impulsive, sometimes very rude, often…
This one went on for a little bit
Randall:…and yes, when she snores it loud BUT it’s also adorable! But none the less, you even think about badmouthing her you’ll have to deal with me!
He then storms off meetings up with the Hyrule archer
Randall: “who even is that guy, Hmpf”
Hyrule archer: “he’s the hero of time”
Randall: “oh…
Randall: …OH FUC-”
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Time: “Lana who is that?”
Lana: oh that’s Randall, he’s kinda, well he’s Randall
Time: “I wonder why Ruto picked him”
Lana: “well for whatever reason it works. after all, he ran into Ganon by himself to save her”
Time: “yeah…wait what??”
#linked universe#loz#incorrect quotes#legend of zelda#hyrule warriors#randall the hyrule soldier#link#randall the hyrule solder#hyrule soldiers#hyrule archer is basically useless#hyrule archer#loz ruto#zelda#Randall x Ruto#oc x canon#lana loz#lana is our queen
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Randall the Hyrule soldier AU pt7: Keep the Keep
Hyrule Captain: Good job Randall in capturing this keep
Randall: thanks it was a pretty rough batt-
Hyrule captain: The North west keep needs capturing
Randall: yes sir
*after capturing the North West keep*
Hyrule captain: ok good now the Fairy fountain keep needs to be capture
Randall: WHAT? I just captured that one!
#randall the hyrule soldier#linked universe#incorrect quotes#loz#link#legend of zelda#hyrule warriors#zelda#randall the hyrule solder#hyrule soldiers#hyrule
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Randall The Hyrule soldier AU: WHAT?
Ruto: Randall!
Randall: what?
Ruto: Randall!!!
Randall: what??
Ruto:Randall!!!!!
Randall: WHAT???
Ruto:…
Randall:…
*cricket sounds*
Ruto:RANDALL!!!
Randall: WHAT????????
Ruto: would you love me if I was a worm?
Randall:…
Ruto:…
Randall: no
#linked universe#incorrect quotes#loz#legend of zelda#hyrule warriors#randall the hyrule soldier#loz ruto#ruto#Oot Ruto#oc x ruto#tears of the kingdom#zelda hyrule#randall the hyrule solder
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Randall the Hyrule soldier AU pt6: He did what?
Lana approaches Randall and Ruto as he does inventory check
Lana: Randall have you seen link?
Randall: yeah he’s on a date
Lana: haha good one but really where is he?
Randall: *sigh* he’s on a date, this is going to turn into needles drama
Lana: who would he be on a date wi-
Ruto: CIA!
Lana: MY SISTER?????
Ruto blissfully unaware of why Lana is freaking out: Yeah her!
Lana: HUH? WHA? WHY? WHAT IS HE DOING ON A DATE WITH HER? She must have forced him too!
Ruto: Nope! he asked her!
Lana: HUH???
Randall hitting his head repeatedly on a box of bomb flowers: One day, all I want is one day without the hero’s causing drama
Lana: Randall shut up, where are they?
Ruto: OH! Follow me!
Randall: Finally some peace and quiet— randall is grabbed by the tunic and dragged along NOOOOOOO!!!!!
#linked universe#loz#incorrect quotes#legend of zelda#link#hyrule warriors#randall the hyrule soldier#zelda#lana loz#cia#loz ruto#princess ruto#Ruto x Randall#oc#cia x link?#to be continued#loz link#randall the hyrule solder#hyrule#Ruto is a gal
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Randall the Hyrule soldier AU Pt 9: Intervention
Lana: Everyone ready?
Zelda: Yes! Let’s confront Link about Dating Cia!
Randall: Why am I here?
Lana: Because…because…ummm
Randall: You have no idea do you?
Ruto: It’s because I’m here!
Randall: Sweetfish, do you even know why we are here?
Ruto: Nope!
Randall: Then I’m going to head out
Zelda: As your queen and leader I order you to stay
Randall: With all do respect I don’t think military operations include interventions with the hero and his dating life
Zelda: The fate of hyrule rest in our hands!
Randall: Nope, I’m taking my fish and leaving
Randall picks up Ruto bridal style
Ruto: oop! This is different~
They leave
Lana: Can we still have a intervention with 2 people?
Zelda: I’ll go get Linkle!
Zelda leaves to go find her girlfriend
Lana: No! All you two will do is be cuddly and make out! Ugggg
#linked universe#loz#incorrect quotes#legend of zelda#link#zelda#hyrule warriors#randall the hyrule soldier#cia x link?#loz ruto#Zelda x linkle#queen zelda#lana loz#princess ruto#Ruto x Randall#hyrule soldiers#cia#zelda hyrule#randall the hyrule solder#hyrule#hyrule castle#hyrule archer is basically useless
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Pocky day: All AU
Groose AU
Impa: “Groose what are you eating?”
Groose: “A Pocky, saw Zelda and Link eating some made me want one”
Impa: “oh?, can I have one?”
Groose with one already in his mouth
Groose: “yeah sure, they are pumpkin flav-
Impa bites the one off his lips
Impa: “Pumpkin flavor, Interesting”
she say smirking and walking off leaving Groose a stuttering mess
Groose: “Heeeeppy to heeeelp”
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Randall the Hyrule solder AU
Ruto: “RAAAANNNDAALLL~”!
Randall: “What?”
Ruto: “It’s Pocky day~!”
Randall: “and?”
Ruto holds a Pocky in her mouth and smile at Randall
Randall: “Ruto I’m not gonna-
Sad fish princess noise
Randall: “ugh”
Randall looks all around making sure no one is looking then quickly bites off the Pocky from Ruto lips
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ZeLinYa Or 100 year old Blonds emotional support Ninja
Zelda: “Paya what is this ‘pok-ee’ day on the calendar?”
Paya: “it’s a day to celebrate the Pocky cookies,they were made after the calamity. some people even have a game to eat them!”
Zelda: “I would like to participate! How do you play?”
Paya explains while turning into a blushing mess. Zelda and Paya then play a few rounds till Link arrives home
Link: “hya sor-
Zelda and Paya both turn to link with holding a snapped Pocky on their lips
Zelda: “Link join us! I think I’m winning!”
Paya looks very dazed but blushing happily as link sits to join them
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Happy Pocky day everyone
Also feel free to ask questions about any of the UA
#incorrect quotes#loz#legend of zelda#link#zelda#impa#hyrule warriors#randall the hyrule soldier#groose#linked universe#link x zelda x paya#impoose#groose x impa#loz ruto#zelda botw#paya botw#loz skyward sword#pocky game#pocky day#pocky sticks#wholesome
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