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CHAPPELL ROAN Video Music Awards 2024

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Mammon: Mc, this year for my birthday I want you to tell me how much you love me and all the things you love me for *clearly nervous*.

Mc: Are you sure that's what you want?

Mammon: Yep.

Mc: Okey, suit yourself.

Mc: *reading a list that reaches the floor and extends more than a metre* And remember that time you came all dishevelled for pick up a little yellow flower to give me, because you said you knew I missed the human world? Well, at that moment I restrained myself from breaking your ribs in a hug.

Mammon: *completely red, covering his face*

Mc: And that time-

Asmo: Mc we've been here for two hours, I don't know how much longer Mammon will last!!!!

Levi: He's literally steaming out of his head lol.

Mc: Well it's what I wanted so I'll fulfill it, Where was I? Ah yes, when you did such a thing and my idea was to google how to marry a demon immediately.

Satan: I think this is going to kill him.

Beel: *content* But he'll be happy for a long time.

Belphie: *annoyed* And bragging for a long time.

Lucifer: *holds back a grin*

Mc: You also unlocked a whole new level of tolerance in me, because if someone else did some of the things you do, honey, I'd break their legs...

Happy birthday Mammon!! 💛

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BARK BARK ROOF

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Two men simping over Mc and Luke is just over here like "MOMMYY YAYY!!"

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Me 💯 😂😂 I’m a menace

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𖤐 Random Hc 𖤐

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Masterlist

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𖤐 Lucifer likes indie pop/rock but never listens to it, he fears his brothers will find out and make fun of him.

𖤐 Mammon watches Mc sleep when he is anxious.

𖤐 Everyone knows Levi cosplays women some time.... but what they don't know is he loved acting feminine so much he made a drag queen name for himself. He never does drag though because he thinks he is just an icky gamer and no one will like it.

𖤐 Satan "accidently" turned Mc into a cat for 24 hours to see what would happen.

𖤐 Asmo got Lucifers worst punishment (usually saved for Mammon) when he skinny dipped in Lord Diavolo's private pool.... Lord Diavolo was amused, Lucifer was not. (This is basically canon ngl)

𖤐 Mammon once had a pet Chicken that he named Goldie 2. Beel didn't know it was Mammon's so he ate it. Mammon only had it for a few hours, but 1000+ years later he still holds a grudge against his little brother.

𖤐 Belphie curls up on Mc's head when they are asleep, he has almost suffocated Mc many times.... he won't change. It's gonna keep happening

𖤐 Solomon and Mc invented a secret language using memes so the brothers wouldn't understand.

𖤐 Diavolo has repeatedly asked Mc to be his sugar baby.... all he wants is to spoil his human, but all of the brothers made Mc swear they wouldn't agree... and Mc is very serious about pinky promises.

𖤐 Barbatos uses his power way to frequently to keep Mc alive.

𖤐 We already know Simeon feels guilt that he didn't fall with his former brothers... when he met Mc, that guilt got worse and he started wondering what life would be like if he did fall. (To the point his wings started darkening since angels have free will. He made Solomon hide it with magic so Luke wouldn't find out)

𖤐 After being called a dog so many times, Luke decided to bite down on Mammon's hand as an act of dominance so they would stop calling him names... it didn't work.

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family man

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𖤐 Obey Me Incorrect Quotes 1 𖤐

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~ Generator ~

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Characters: Demon Brothers x Mc

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Lucifer: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful, and organized.

Mc: *Steps on a caterpillar and drops to their knees sobbing and apologizing profusely*

Lucifer: That one. I want that one.

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Mc: Talk dirty to me baby~

Lucifer: The Dishes.

Mc: Wh-

Lucifer: They've been there for 4 days and its your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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Mc: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?~

Lucifer: ....Have you never taken a shower before??

Lucifer: ..... Oh-

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Mammon: The stars are so beautiful....

Mc: They're just giant balls of gas.

Mammon: You know what, if your just gonna ruin this then-

Mc: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you

Mammon: Oh...

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Mammon: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.

Mc: Hi, I'm things.

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Mammon: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid.

Mc: You always act stupid.

Mc: ...

Mc: Wait....

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Leviathan: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth Mc!

Mc: You can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Leviathan: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you....

Mc: Yeah well your stuck with me, and no take backs honey.

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Leviathan: Well, Mc and I finally did it!

The rest of the brothers: *Gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*

Leviathan: Thats right..... We kissed!!

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Satan: When you said 'Magic in Bed'... I wasn't expecting this....

Mc: *Pulls out a card from the deck* Now, was this your card?

Satan: Holy moly-

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Satan: I'm doing what I can to jog your memory.

Mc: It's jogging, I guess. It's titties are jiggling a little.

Satan: Nice....

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Satan: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in the HoL?

Mc: *Totally not high as hell* They're golden retrievers man. They retrieve gold, I did this for us!

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Asmodeus: There. How do I look?

Mc: Like a cheap French harlot.

Asmodeus: French?!

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Asmodeus, with a headache: Advil me up daddy~

Mc: Wh- .....

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Mc: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a women in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns.

Asmodeus: Thats because she's a prostitute~

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Mc: I like your new pants!

Beelzebub: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Mc: I'd like them better if they were 100% off *winks*

Beelzebub: The store can't just give away clothes for free.....

Mc: Thats.... not what I meant-

Beelzebub: What a terrible way to run a business.

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Beelzebub: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Mc: I have a gun in the nightstand...... if I ever say no to that question shoot me because I have obviously gone crazy.

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Beelzebub: We should be partners.

Mc: You mean like, partners in crime?

Beelzebub: Y-yeah..... thats precisely what I meant.

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Belphegor: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves"

Mc: .....

Mc: What a stupid fucking quote.

Mc: We're killing way more than two people.

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Mc: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Belphegor: It was autocorrect....

Mc: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me." ?

Belphegor: Yess??

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Belphegor: I want to kiss you

Mc, not paying attention: What?

Belphegor: I said if you die, I won't miss you.

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So.... if the brothers aren't actually brothers, how.... how are Beel and Belphie twins?

Did God just create them at the same time?

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𖤐 Broken Lamps, Broken Mammon 𖤐

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Masterlist

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Characters: Demon Brothers x Gn!Reader

Fic Layout: Text Story

Contents: Mild Cussing, Established Relationship between Mc and Lucifer, Mammon being blamed

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𖤐 Text Story Masterlist 𖤐

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Main Masterlist

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𖤐 Broken Lamps, Broken Mammon

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i knew people wouldn’t believe me. i was ok with that. but it’s not just about me. i won’t be shutting up as long as there are people making dangerous statements about what is and isn’t abuse. as long as there are people making excuses for outright abusive behavior. no one’s allowed to hurt you without your permission. and hurting your partner intentionally and repeatedly against your will is utterly inexcusable. if you find yourself being put in harms way repeatedly by your partner, seek help, go to a professional and tell your loved ones. you don’t have to endure, you don’t have to suffer, you don’t have to stay ❤️

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𖤐 Rules for Requests 𖤐

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Masterlist

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𖤐 What I am fine writing 𖤐

QPR's/Platonic Relationships

Strictly Platonic Fanfic

Romantic

Polyamory

Queer stuff

Ships (but I mainly write x reader)

Male, Gender-neutral, and Female reader (mainly the last two because I can write them easier/correctly)

Arguments (but no abuse or splitting up)

Age-gaps (Legal Age-gaps!!)

Minor Injuries and Blood

Menstrual Cycles

Death (No major character)

Hybrid Characters

Mental Health

Activism/Protests

Sensual but not sexual (until I am 18 at least)

𖤐 What I am NOT fine writing 𖤐

No smut until January of 2025 when I turn 18

No Severe/Deep Angst

No Pedophilia

No Rape/Non-Con

No Abusive Relationships

No Incest/Stepcest

No Misogyny

No Queerphobia

No Ableism

No Severe Violence/Gore

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𖤐 Hellish Master 𖤐

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Main Blog @cosmicvenusnebula

Main Blog's Obey Me posts

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Rules for Requests & Text Stories

𖤐 Brothers x Age Regressed Gn!Reader (Fluff) - Coming soon

𖤐 Dateables x Age Regressed Gn!Reader (Fluff) - Coming soon

𖤐 Random Headcanons

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Hello! This is the side blog of @cosmicvenusnebula only for Obey Me fanfic.

I turn 18 January of 2025 so I will only write fluff until then.

Feel free to send in requests! I write for all Obey Me dateables, but my favorites are Lucifer, Diavolo, Simeon, and Beelzebub