boysofhyrule

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Saw someone mention midlink with Midna in this form and I like it. So I drew some quick doodles for it cuz I’m too lazy to put any effort into it. He loves his monster wife

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I enjoy Malon being very aloof and stupid.

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Must be dead there’s a pretty woman

In warriors era a portal opens and as Lana walks up to it warrior and wind step out looking frantically around till they spot Lana

Lana: LINK! Where have you been? And why is wi-

Captain: Look Lana I’ll explain later, right now we have injured

Just then wild and time drag twilight through the portal who is life threateningly injured

Lana: alright follow me

———sometime later———

Twilight slowly wakes up

Twilight: ugh that was a dumb idea

???: you can say that again

Twilight looks over and see Midna sitting next to him

Twilight: Oh I’m dead

Midna: How did you know?

Twilight laying back down in the bed: I’m seeing the most beautiful woman ever and the love of my life who I’m doomed never to see again sitting next to me so there is no way your her, that coupled with stab wounds it’s pretty obvious.

Midna: Why is the woman I’m taking the form of the love of your life?

Twilight: she was- insert heartwarming speech about why he loved midna

Midna: wow sounds like you really loved her

Twilight: yeah I did so what happ-

He is interrupted by the door to the room busting open

Wind: YOUR AWAKE!

Wind and wild both dive pile on-top of him hugging him

Twilight: wait what do you mean-

He looks over to midna who’s giving her signature grin

Twilight: Midna you-

He is cut off when she grabs his chin with her hair hand and tilts his head up to look at her and presses an anchoring kiss to his lips before flicking his forehead with her actual hand

Midna: I’m here and I’m not going anywhere… Well I’m going to bed your dumbassery has cost this princess her beauty sleep, again.

Twlight: M-midna…

Lana burst in and starts yelling at all the links about hurting Twilight or reopening his wounds

Midna: That’s my signal to leave, now be a good boy and heal up, she goes to leave before turning back And I love you too my loyal wolf.

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Now there’s 2 of them!

Impa: What did you do!

Groose:Nothing I swear!

Child sized Fi: Nothing I swear!

Impa: Then why is Fi here? Turns to Child sized Fi How are you here?

Groose: I don’t know!

Child sized Fi: I don’t know!

Impa: How do you not know? You know everything!

Child sized Fi: Turns to groose

Groose: What?

Child sized Fi: Turns back to Impa What?

Impa: She’s just copying whatever you say! What did you do!

Groose: Pffft no she’s not that would be stupid!

Child sized Fi: Pffft no she’s not that would be stupid!

Groose: With a face of realization oh no this could be a problem.

Child sized Fi: With a face of pure adoration oh no this could be a problem!

Impa: Hitting her head slowly on a pillar Hylia give me strength there’s two of them

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Don’t poke the bear sword

(Spoilers for skyward sword)

Groose is looking at the master sword as it rest in the pedestal

Groose: hmm I wonder what it’s doing

goes to poke the resting sword

???: what are you doing mister?

Groose: akh!

-later-

Impa is waking up and passing by the sword room on her way to meditation

Groose: morning Impa!

Impa: Morning

Child sized Fi: Good Morning Impa

Impa: good morning Fi

She’s half way to the meditation room when it hits her

Impa: wait a minute

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Link x Paya x Zelda shorts

Zelda: That shirt looks great, Link.

Link: Thanks.

Zelda: But I bet it would look even better on Paya's floor.

Paya: Are you hitting on Link... for me?

—line break—

Paya: I didn't drink that much last night.

Link: You were flirting with Zelda.

Paya: So what? They're our girlfriend.

Link: You asked if they were single.

Link: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

—line break—

Paya: looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Link: Zelda's in the kitchen.

—Line break—

Link: *yawns*

Paya: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Link: Then you must be exhuasted.

Zelda: Will you two shut up? Some of us are trying to grade student papers

—Linebreak—

Paya: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Link: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

*later*

Paya: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.

Zelda: Yeah, probably. I do the same thing.

—Line break—

Zelda: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Link: I’m “a couple of things”.

Paya: I’m “got distracted”.

—Line break—

Zelda: So, what is Link to you?

Paya: The reason I wake up every morning.

Zelda: ...That’s adorable.

Link earlier that morning, barging into Paya′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

—Linebreak—

Link, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Zelda, not looking up from their book: Really? Paya, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

—Line break—

Paya: I’m this close to falling in love with you and Link.

Zelda: Your fingertips are touching, and it’s “Link and you”

Paya: Exactly.

—Line break—

Zelda: Did Paya just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Link: Yeah, they did.

Zelda: And did I just do finger guns back?

Link: Yeah, you did.

Zelda: what did you do when she confessed to you?

Link: I offered her a cooked rock

—Line break—

Zelda: *kisses Paya*

Paya: !

Zelda: ...Did you steal my chapstick?

Paya: Did- did I what?

Zelda: My chapstick, Paya. Did you steal it?

Link: Zelda, for the love of God, not this again.

Paya: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.

Zelda: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold in castle town shop one hundred years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for 100 years. No one uses the same chapstick for 100 years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick.

Paya: Chocolate and popcorn?

Link: Why do you think it got discontinued?

Later-

Link in a talking head: it was me, I stole it. I thought it was candy, then Paya kissed me.

—line break—

Link: How the hell did you crash the car?!

Paya: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Paya: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Link: ...

Zelda:, with a proud smile: And THAT'S one of the people I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

—Linebreak—

Zelda: You need a hobby.

Paya: I have a hobby!

Zelda: Fawning over Link isn’t a hobby.

—Linebreak—

Zelda: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...

Link: I just want us to marry Paya!!

Zelda: I KNOW WE DO BUT WE CANT FIND A GOOD ENOUGH RING!

Link: Zelda I love you and I love our girlfriend and she will love any ring we give her!

Paya: yeah what he said!

—Linebreak—

Paya: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Link, blushing: Okay.

Zelda: It's summer.

Link: and you’re not cold

Zelda: I’m freezing

*holds Paya hand*

Zelda: holy hylia you are cold

—Linebreak—

Zelda: Link annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.

Paya: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Zelda: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.

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bullying ganondorf in all timelines

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Ruto: You look good in that hoodie.

Randall : You know where else I'd look good?

Ruto zero hesitation: My bed.

Randall at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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A Yiga foreshadowing

Link and Riju 100 years later after stunning Naboris

Riju: be careful Link!

Link: will do!

Link spends a while looking around Naboris

Link: Alright, so if Mipha spirit was in the last divine beasts so that means Urbosa should be here.

???:you would think that wouldn’t you hero

Link:Lady Urbosa?

???: try again

Link: Ganon?

???: Better!

Link: ummm Naboris?

???: what? No!

Behind link in a bluish green ghostly fire appears…a Yiga? Link immediately swings his sword through the ghost…it has no effect

???: Thats not going to work

Swing

???: yet you are still going to try

Swing swing swing

???: This is getting ridiculous

Swing swing

???: Do you have any bananas?

Link: huff…huff…huff where’s Urbosa?

???: Not here

Link: who are you?

???: you don’t recognize me?

Link:… … … … no … … …

???: IT IS I THE GREATEST ENEMY TO HYRULE! MASTER KOHGA!!!

Link: who? Wait what happened to Urbosa? I thought she died here?

Kohga: oh that, well I saved her

Bonus:

Kohga:Thanks for the bananas

Link: no problem but how ar-

Kohga tries to eat the banana to only have it go through him

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Impa: it’s quite, too quite. Groose what are you doing?

Groose: nothing!

Impa: …

Groose: …

Impa: Groo-

Groose: hypothetically how many bomb fruit do you think it takes too-

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Gerudo yoga pt3

Urbosa: I’ll ask again, where is he?

Yiga 47: ummm

Urbosa snaps and lighting strikes a mile away

Yiga 47: why don’t I take you there!

One long stealth mission of sneaking a 6 foot 7 inch lady into the Yiga hideout and to master Kohga

Yiga 47: ok we are here

Urbosa: great, now leave

Urbosa knocks on the door

Kohga: I said I’m fine, you can go away

She walks in anyway

Kohga: I said- what are you doing here?

Urbosa: you have been missing for a while

Kohga: iv been busy with he wince in pain as he try’s to get out of bed things you know chief things

Urbosa: clearly, roll over onto your stomach

Kohga: are you going to put me out of my misery?

Urbosa: No, I’m going to help your back, now just do it

Kohga rolls onto his stomach as Urbosa climbs over him so that she is laying over him and starts to massage his back

Kohga: so-

Urbosa: say anything and I’ll make your pain 10 times worse

Kohga:…

Urbosa: after I’m done start applying ice pacs for 20 minutes a few times a day…got it?

Kohga:…

Urbosa: you can respond stupid voe

Kohga:so you were worried abo- ow ow ow-

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Groose: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Impa: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Groose: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Gerudo yoga pt2

Urbosa: It’s quite

Guard 1: Isn’t that a good-

Guard 2: WAIT SISTER DONT SAY-

Urbosa: Too quite.

Both guards cover their ears and wait for something to happen, after a few moments they look around and see nothing happened

Urbosa: What are you two doing?

Both guards: NOTHING!

Urbosa slumps back into her thrown and rest her chin on her hand board

Urbosa: Where is that Voe? It’s not like him to go this long with out doing something!

Guard 1: Chief who are you talking about?

Guard 2: Oh OH does our sister have a Voe that has captured her eye?

Guard 1: Maybe it’s one of those knights from hyrule that travel with the princess and her bodyguard!

Guard 2: Or or one of those merchants that vist the oasis! Or or-

Urbosa: Let me remind you I am your chief and will reassign you to clean the Sand seal stalls

Both Guards: Sorry Chief

Urbosa to herself: but where is he?

-meanwhile in the deep dark layer of the Yiga cave-

Master Kohga: oh-ho! Oh! My back! Ah! I threw out my back!

Outside the master room Yiga foot solders look between each other in worry till one goes and knocks on the door

Yiga 2: Master are you ok?

Master Kohga opens the door shacking trying to stand

Kohga: Yep! Never better, why do you ask?

Yiga 2: well we heard noises from your chamber and were worried so-

Kohga:Never better!

Yiga 1: but-

Kohga: I.Said.Never.better.

-A few hours later the group of Yiga stand around a campfire talking-

Yiga 1: I’m really worried about master

Yiga 2: me to, he hasn’t left his chamber all week!

Yiga 47: The kids want to see master kohga and give him some get well soon drawings

Yiga 1: aww that’s sweet, how are they doing?

Yiga 47: oh amazingly! Lori just learned how to..

The three Yiga wouldn’t hear the figure approaching until she was standing behind 47 mincingly 

Yiga 47: ..and then we just had to eat the banana salad… why are you guys looking at me like that? Do I have something on my mask?

Urbosa: where is he?

Yiga 47: oh what in Hylias left ti-

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Twilight : I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Midna: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Twilight : O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Midna: Is it working?

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Randall The Hyrule soldier AU: New Captain

Impa: RANDALL FRONT AND CENTER!

Randall: YES SIR! 🫡

Randall runs to meet General Impa and a Hyrule Captain

Randall: you call sir

Impa: Yes, I would like to introduce you to your new captain.

???: Morning Lad, I have heard you are my go to guy for handling the fish lady

Randall cringing: yes that would be me captain-

Captain: -Captain Knyte!

The new caption shakes Randall’s hand and Randall thinks for a moment

Randall: nice to meet you Captain knight

Captain Knyte: It’s Knyte

Randall: night?

Captain Knyte: No, it’s pronounced Cnight lad

Randall:Captain Nite?

Captain Knyte: No it’s Knyte

Impa: I believe I understand the confusion, you prefer to go by your rank of Knight?

Captain Knyte: No that’s my first name Cnitee

Randall: wait so your first name is knight

Captain knyte: no it’s Cnitee with a silent second E

Randall: so it’s Cnitee

Captain Knyte: yes

Impa: your rank is a hyrule Knight?

Captain Knyte: Correct General

Randall: and your surname is Knyte?

Captain Knyte: That is right lad

Randall: so your full title is Hyrule Knight Cnitee Knyte?

Captain Knyte: There you go lad, you got it now!

Randall looks at Impa

Randall: Knight Cnitee Knyte

The General looks back at Randall

Impa: Captain Knight Cnitee Knyte