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Randall The Hyrule soldier AU: New Captain

Impa: RANDALL FRONT AND CENTER!

Randall: YES SIR! 🫡

Randall runs to meet General Impa and a Hyrule Captain

Randall: you call sir

Impa: Yes, I would like to introduce you to your new captain.

???: Morning Lad, I have heard you are my go to guy for handling the fish lady

Randall cringing: yes that would be me captain-

Captain: -Captain Knyte!

The new caption shakes Randall’s hand and Randall thinks for a moment

Randall: nice to meet you Captain knight

Captain Knyte: It’s Knyte

Randall: night?

Captain Knyte: No, it’s pronounced Cnight lad

Randall:Captain Nite?

Captain Knyte: No it’s Knyte

Impa: I believe I understand the confusion, you prefer to go by your rank of Knight?

Captain Knyte: No that’s my first name Cnitee

Randall: wait so your first name is knight

Captain knyte: no it’s Cnitee with a silent second E

Randall: so it’s Cnitee

Captain Knyte: yes

Impa: your rank is a hyrule Knight?

Captain Knyte: Correct General

Randall: and your surname is Knyte?

Captain Knyte: That is right lad

Randall: so your full title is Hyrule Knight Cnitee Knyte?

Captain Knyte: There you go lad, you got it now!

Randall looks at Impa

Randall: Knight Cnitee Knyte

The General looks back at Randall

Impa: Captain Knight Cnitee Knyte

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Gerudo yoga pt1

The Yiga and Gerudo were in the middle of a battle with the two leaders of each squaring off

Kohga: It seems today I have the upper hand! It’s only natural for your arch-nemesis to be the one to finally defeat you!

Urbosa: For the last time you are not my arch nemesis you stupid Voe!

Truth be told Urbosa was worried, The Yiga did indeed have the upper hand in this fight with a sudden surprise attack

Konga: sure sure, whatever you say but with this next attack I will defeat you!

Master Konga summons one of his signature spike balls above his head until a loud pop and the Yiga leader goes rigidly stiff and the spike ball vanishes

Konga: oh no

The battle stops and everyone looks at the two leaders

Urbosa: *whispering* what are you doing?

Konga: *whispering* I think I threw out my back

Yiga blade master: Boss you ok?

Konga: YES OF COURSE MY LOYAL *he tries to turn to the blade master but let’s a low painful scream through clenched teeth*

Yiga blade master: Boss are you injured?!!

Konga: No No Not at all…but I think we have shown the Gerudo the strength of the Yiga today so we will let them flee

Konga teeters back to look at Urbosa with a almost pleading look on his mask

Konga: Isn’t that right Lady Urbosa?

Stifling a small laugh urbosa rests her weight onto her hip

Urbosa: oh no I believe we can still battle

Konga: No need to keep face you can flee with your pride!

Urbosa: No No I insist we continue

Konga:…

Urbosa:…

Konga: Fine!

Master Konga very slowly shifts into another fighting stance often stopping and breathing heavily

Urbosa: Your not serious are you?

Konga: y-ye -ow yes I am

Urbosa: you really are stupid *sigh* Gerudo we are moving out

Konga: *whisper* Thank you

Urbosa just shacks her head as the convoy leaves

Yiga blade master: We won boss! All thanks to your leadership!

The blade master then slaps Konga on the back in congratulations

Konga: AHHHH-

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tfw your husband’s older brother is a 13 year old

anyway, just a “malon meets the chain” mini comic but adding the hyrule warriors time shenanigans lol

I already explained it in this post, but I really love the hc that wars+time+wind all went through HW pre linked universe, cause the older brother now turned younger brother dynamic between wind+wars and time is HILARIOUS to me lol

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Nicknames pt. Final

Purah: you know what I’m going to ask right

Link sips tea nodding

Purah: and then your just going to deny it like the other two

Link shakes head no

Purah: Wait what? So you do have pet names for each other

Link nods

Purah: Then why did they deny it???

Link shrugs

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Groose AU: Hair

Impa wait impatiently outside the bathroom tapping her foot

Impa: Groose can you hurry up? What’s taking so long??

Groose: Just give me 10 more minutes

Impa: WHAT? How? What is taking you so long that you need to spend an hour in the bathroom?

Groose: My hair

Impa: by the goddess that’s absurd! How can your stupid hair take so long?

Groose opens the door and half his hair was dripping down and covering his left eye

Groose: First off don’t insult the hair. second, you can’t rush perfection

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Randall The Hyrule soldier AU: WHAT?

Ruto: Randall!

Randall: what?

Ruto: Randall!!!

Randall: what??

Ruto:Randall!!!!!

Randall: WHAT???

Ruto:…

Randall:…

*cricket sounds*

Ruto:RANDALL!!!

Randall: WHAT????????

Ruto: would you love me if I was a worm?

Randall:…

Ruto:…

Randall: no

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A Yiga’s advice

On the balcony of the gerudo chiefs palace Urbosa looks over gerudo town as the night life swirls around

Urbosa: Peaceful as it should be

???: Yeah despite the lack of bananas

Urbosa quickly turns around aiming her Scimitar at the neck of the intruder

kohga: woah! woah! woah! It’s just me!

Urbosa: That’s so much worse then any assassin! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET PAST THE GUARDS AND DEFENSES?

Kohga: First off, harsh. Second, there are literally no doors I basically walked in

Urbosa: For the love of the seven sisters! why are you here?

Kohga: I don’t know I was bored…

Urbosa: so you sunk into my palace to what?

Kohga: hang out? Talk? I’m new at this

Urbosa: …

Kohga: …

Urbosa: you are unbelievable, You do realize that we are enemies right?

Kohga: and?

Urbosa: and enemies don’t chat like a group of young Vai!

Kohga: ok look during our battle today you seemed off and as your arch nemesis-

Urbosa: you are not my arch nemesis

Kohga: -AS YOUR ARCH NEMESIS I wanted to check up on you, so what’s up?

Urbosa looks at the Yiga through the mask and sighs, lowering her scimitar and sits next to him

Urbosa: It’s about the princess…

She would talk to her arch nemesis for the next few hours till early sunrise

Urbosa: I just don’t know what to do, I have taken the role as her mother figure but I’m unable to treat her as I would if I had my own Vehvi! She keeps getting into trouble and with the calamity on its way…

She sighs resting her head in her hands

Kohga: Then don’t. Kids are rebellious regardless of what you do, she going to act out in defiance and do what she believes is right

Urbosa: what do you know about kids?

Kohga: Do you forget I’m the leader of the Yiga? I’m constantly around little banana eaters either babysitting for their parents or taking in strays.

Urbosa: strays?

Kohga: Little ones left without homes for one reason or another

Kohga: Anyways look, kids especially teens need their space every now and then to grow on their own, but as long as you are there for them when they need it. than that’s all that matters in the end.

Urbosa: Sa’oten, I’m surprised that’s actually really insightful, hard to imagine something like that coming from you

Kohga stands up and leans back to pop his back

Kohga: Weeeell what do you expect from the leader of the feared Yiga? *yawn* I better be going, I’ll see you and don’t expect me to go easy on you next time in battle

With a blast of smoke he is gone, but due to the sound two guards run into the room

Guard 1: Lady urbosa are you alright?

Urbosa: I’m alright sister, I’m.. just contemplating the future is all

With that she looks back of the horizon of the desert

Guard 2: madam that doesn’t explain the small explos-

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Banana sake over the sand

On a overlook of the Gerudo desert Master kohga sits alone drinking a bottle of sake watching the festive lights of Gerudo town

Kohga: One day I’ll *hic* one day I’ll be *hic* Uggh

???: One day you will what?

Kohga: ehh?? Oh it’s just you

Urbosa:I believe I asked you a question

Kohga: Yeah yeah *hic* man I really need to lay off the banana sake *hic* can’t let people just sneak up on me

Urbosa stands waiting for a response

Kohga: Don’t just stand there! Sit sit *hic* join me for a drink, one Chief to another!

Urbosa: Why in Hylia would I-

Kohga: Sit, you won today I’m to sore and bruised to do anything

Urbosa sits down next to the banana man 

Urbosa: If your not planning anything then why are you out here?

Kohga: Is it a crime to enjoy a succulent bottle of Banana sake?

Urbosa: Those two things should never belong together

Kohga: Just shuddup and try it

He shoves the bottle into her hand and after a tentative sniff she takes a sip and coughs

Urbosa: That’s vile! How do you drink such things?

Kohga: Lack of choice? Making due with what we have? Up to you

He takes the bottle back

Urbosa: If this is all a ploy to-

Kohga: Do you think under different circumstances we would have been friends?

Urbosa: Ok how hard did I hit you today with my lightning?

Kohga: Oh pretty hard but I gained feeling in my toes hours ago

Urbosa turns to look up at the moon

Urbosa: In another life maybe, your a fierce warrior despite what others think, you care for your people and I respect that maybe in that other life we could have been-

Kohga: *Loudly snores*

Urbosa smiles softly looking down at the man

Urbosa: But nothing to say that can’t change in this life



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Randall the Hyrule soldier AU: Glair

Midna:…

Ruto:…

Both are glaring at each other

Lana: what are they doing?

Hyrule captain:well Ruto is mad at Midna because of how she defended a keep

Lana: what did she do run out of enemy’s to throw so she threw are troops?

Hyrule captain:…

Lana: Wait-no…she wouldn’t…I mean if someone especially annoyed her

Randall rolls in on a wheel chair

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LINEBECK THE II AU: it’s not what it looks like

Linebeck II: ugh my head

Linebeck would feel around and find that he is laying on something cool and squishy

Lana: I wouldn’t do that

Linebeck II: why no-

Cia kicks down the door followed by Link

Cia: Lana stop what you are doing!

Lana: I’m not doing anything!

Linebeck II was laying in a chu-chu water bed

Lana: I can explain

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Paya AOC AU: Are They Happy?

Mipha: “Lady Paya do you have a moment”

Paya internally: “oh no no no please no”

Paya: “yes, what is it lady Mipha?”

Mipha: “Are…are they happy in the future?”

Paya: “I’m sorry? I’m afraid I don’t understand”

Mipha: “Link and Zelda, Sidon told me about the three of you”

Paya: “Lady Mipha I’m sor-

Mipha: “No no it’s alright, I’m not mad, I understand they are different people to who I know and love”

Mipha sits and offers the seat next to her for paya, which she takes

Mipha: “I understand that they are not the Link and Zelda I know. so I’m curious, are they happy”

Paya: “yes”

Mipha: “Thank you”

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THE GROOSE AU: Portal arc PT 9

Skyward Sword Impa slowly waking up in a tent and sees Groose sitting in a chair next to her

Impa: Groose?

Groose: Impa! Your awake, how are you feeling?

Impa: Sore, and I had the wildest dream it’s actually funny

Groose: oh? What was the dream about?

Impa: you step through a random portal and Dave and me followed after you, we then ended up in the sea and happened upon a annoying sailer named linebeck or something we then went through another portal we’re we fell through the sky and landed…

Groose:…

Impa: Groose it wasn’t a dream was it

Groose: on the bright side-

Impa: Run while I’m still dizzy

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Just a reminder that I changed some things about this AU the

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Updates (1)

First off I want to say thank you for all the likes and support on my posts

Second, iv been thinking about how the Groose AU has been going and Im going to rewind a few chapters, make the slow burn longer and incorporate more ideas

Third, I want to apologize for lack of post the last few months

Fourth, can someone explain how I do a master post? The AU’s are getting long and I’m losing track

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Cia: umm what you got there?

Dark link standing with dark Samus

Dark link: A smoothie

Dark Samus: *Happy alien girlfriend noises*

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If Paya was brought into AOC

Paya: oh sweet Hylia and the Sheikah ancestors what do I do what do I do

Mipha: Lady Paya are you alright?

Paya: YES!

Paya internally: NO YOU ARE BOTH MY PARTNERS DEAD FIANCÉE FROM 100 YEARS AGO!

Mipha: my brother, well I mean my brother from your time tells me you are all friends of Link and Zelda, so how do you know them?

Paya internally: oh you know I’m dating both of them, because one of them is basically a complete different person and the other needs an emotional cushion for the trama she endured for 100 years, plus both are hot blonds

Paya: oh you know, helped them adjusting to the new world

Sidon: and she is da-

Paya quickly climbs up the tree of a fish and covers his mouth with both her hands

Paya: DA-DA-DANCING! Yeah dancing with both of them in traditional sheikah culture?

Mipha: oh That’s nice?