#racoon remus

[eggs-mushrooms-moths-and-gay]

yo imagine what barty and temus would be like. In anyway they could be gucking each other or brothers but it would be fucking hilarious becuase barty would just bring out taht faral racoon in remus that we always need

[roselookingatthemoon]

Thinking about Sirius introducing Regulus to his new friends.

11 year old Regulus following after his brother like a scared kitten because after living in that cold house for years, everything suddenly seemed so loud and lively and scary. Sirius knew how hard it was for him when he first joined Hogwarts a year ago, and his little brother was always rather bad with big crowds.

Ofcourse the Marauders took him in immediately. Even though Regulus made his own friends at some point, he never turned his back at his brother and his friends. After all, they were his friends too. Remus, with whom he studied or just sat in silence whenever the tumult of Hogwarts got too overwhelming. Peter, who showed him how to bake and care for plants. And James, who would train with him for the entrance examination for the quidditch team.

So it was no wonder, that when they all decided to become Animagi, they also asked Regulus to join. It was James who had loudly declared that they couldn't leave out "mini Black".

But it was Sirius, who called out "Toebeans!" when Regulus turned into a little black cat. Regulus had rolled his eyes at the time, but secretly, he loved it. It made him feel even more connected to his brother. Padfoot and Toebeans.

However, there certainly were times when he wished he could obliviate them all (himself included). Like that time when Sirius screamed "BEAAANS" through the great hall and Regulus wished he could hide inside Evan’s rope from all the eyes.

[eliaskew]

Barty wanted to prove he could become an animagus too.

J: Is it some kind of cat?

S: No, Minnie is a cat that is some kind of fucking demon

J: Maybe it's a dog?

S: DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A DOG TO YOU PRONGS?

P: Guys it's a squirrel!

S: It's fucking evil is what it is, holy shit-

R: Squirrels don't get that big Pete

P: Well Sirius' animagus is massive as well-

S: My animagus is a Grimm, not a dog, Wormy, it's supposed to be big. Unless that squirrel is on bloody steroids-

R: The markings aren't right. Maybe it isn't native to the UK?

S: Maybe it's a native of Hell

J: It could be a boggart, do boggarts count as animals?

R: That's like asking if a werewolf counts as an animal

J: ... Do they?

P: I can't find anything in this book.

S: DONT BITE ME YOU LITTLE SHIT-

J: It has to be a kind of woodland creature right?

R: It's a racoon.

P: A what?

R: A racoon. They're not native to the UK.

S: GET IT OFF GETITOFFGETITOFF-

J: Is it venomous?

R: No.. but they are susceptible to rabies

S: SO HELP ME CROUCH I WILL THROW YOU OUT THIS FUCKING WINDOW-

P: What's rabies?

R: It's an animal disease, mate

J: Can werewolves get rabies? ... can I get rabies?

[dumbass-gryffindor1960]

Marauders animal

Okay, we all agree those:

Sirius 🐕‍🦺🐾

James 🦌

Peter 🐀

Remus 🐺

Barty 🦝

Regulus 🐈‍⬛

But what about lily, Marlene, Mary, Dorcas, Pandora, Evan, Emmeline and the others?

Personally I just got Pandora 🐇 but if you have any ideas tell me 🥰

Idea from @justalittledudeman : Mary 🐁 (curly)

[pilim]

Req post

fandoms:

Guardians of the Galaxy

MU

Doctor Who

Lord of the rings

The Hobbit

Star Wars

Harry Potter

Harry Potter: The Age of Marauders

hey! i decided to open requests for writing headcanons or drabbles because i don't have a lot of ideas right now.

I can write a headcanon or drabble with your favorite character from the fandoms listed above. In your application you need to indicate:

— fandom

— character's name

— headcanon or drabble

— your special wishes

vola! your request will be ready within a few days.

now, topics i don't write about: NSFW, pdf, pairings (I only write about reader/character)

that's all for now. thanks for reading. i look forward to your inquiries.

ps: it will be awkward if no one sees this post and there are no applications, lol.

[soysaucevictim]

Gymrat!Remus is a possum and Gymrat!Virgil is a racoon.

No one can convince me otherwise. :,D

[rosemarytales]

[icantdoitwithabroken-heart]

Remus and barty friendship when???

[aristotle0]

quick sketch of the third chapter of my story "It all started with a racoon"

If it seems like shit, it probably is

I'm no artist

[thatbrokenheartedwitch]

What if Animagus' take a bit of time to grow to their full-grown state?

Imagine a little wobbly fawn, a tiny black puppy with folded ears, and this thumb sized, brown mouse all appearing in the 5th year Gryffindor boys room, trying to surprise Remus but falling over each other.

Even better, imagine a teensy tiny black kitten angrily glaring up at Barty while the skittles laugh.

Or... imagine a cute ass racoon pup toddling around the halls trying to look sneaky.

hehehehehehhehe im giggling rnnn

[koifly]

Toby headcanons

These are just some quick notes from my AU so I'm not going into too much detail with each headcanon!

-German, no not just German roots but he actually lives in Germany

-complex relationship with physical contact/affection

-talks a lot, but not very often. Either he's talking with no red string or is as silent as an owl's flight

-can't stand having a beard/stubble, HAS to shave or else he'll remind himself a bit too much of his dad

-fucked up hands through biting, picking and scratching

-freckles and moles everywhere, pale skin, eyebags

-dark brown hair+eyes, thick eyebrows, slightly hooked nose

-either dresses midwestern emo or how the marauders fandom portrays Remus Lupin since he thrifts his clothes because of the lack of money

-does the hand-flapping thing when he excitedly talks about something/someone that interests him

-DESPISES raw tomatoes

-pretty distant towards most of the creeps, only exceptions are Natalie, EJ, Kate and James (in that order btw, first is the person he's the closest to, last is the one he is, compared to the other three, most 'distant' to)

-prefers sweet snacks over salty snacks

-does the thumbs up+awkward smile thing whenever he didn't listen to what another person was saying to pretend that he did. Or when he's slightly weirded out by someone

-comparable to dogs, racoons and deers in a way

-prefers dogs over cats

-when stressed in the woods he usually sits down near flowers and rips them out before tearing them into smaller pieces

-that guy does NOT know how to properly take care of himself (forgets to eat, doesn't know how to cook etc...)

-unlabelled sexuality, if he likes someone he likes someone and doesn't really care about gender nor appearance

-still sometimes chews on his cheek which leads to his gash not properly healing

-secretly tries to befriend every damn animal he encounters but quickly gets frustrated and gives up when it ignores him/walks away from him

-gets forced to be Nina's makeup/fashion model sometimes (usually James is Nina's first victim but not always)

-Kate and him have a sibling relationship

-admires EJ in a lot of ways but has too much of a thick skull to actually admit that out loud

-sometimes leaves small handmade gifts and/or things he found in the woods in front of Nat's cabin such as bracelets, necklaces, knifes and all kinds of trinkets

-will instantly accuse others of taking his stuff when he doesn't find it just to find it 2 minutes later

-struggles to comfort others when they are crying/ having a breakdown/ etc......So he usually just awkwardly pats their back or sit beside them in silence

-huge Spiderman fanboy, has a lego Spiderman keychain on him at all times

-5'8 or 5'9 idk tho

-will try to get on peoples nerves just to see how they'll react

-hates authorities and people who act like their the boss/better than him

-will bark and bite (not literally, metaphorically)

-will see a rock and instantly compares it to someone's eyecolor/ haircolor (cough cough Nat cough cough...)

uhhhh yeah, that's some of them I guess

[b00inazkaban]

MASTERLIST #2

Navigation!

Let me know if there are any characters you’d like added and I’ll look into it! :)

MARVEL:

☆ Tony Stark

☆ Steve Rogers

☆ Bruce Banner

☆ Natasha Romanoff

☆ Clint Barton

☆ Bucky Barnes

☆ Sam Wilson

☆ Peter Parker

☆ Thor Odison

☆ Loki Laufeyson

☆ Dr. Stephen Strange

☆ Peter Quill

☆ Gamora

☆ Drax the destroyer

☆ Rocket the Racoon

☆ Mantis

☆ Groot

Poly Requests:

STRANGER THINGS:

☆ Steve Harrington: Steve Harrington x FtM reader**

☆ Robin Buckley :

☆ Nancy Wheeler:

☆ Eddie Munson:

☆ Johnathan Byers:

☆ Argyle:

☆ Billy Hargrove:

☆ Mike Wheeler: Little!Mike x GN!CG!Reader

☆ Dustin Henderson

☆ Will Byers

☆ Lucas Sinclair

☆ Eleven Hopper

☆ Max Mayfield

☆ Jim Hopper:

☆ Joyce Byers:

☆ Dmitri Antonov:

Poly Requests:

HARRY POTTER/MARAUDER:

☆ Harry Potter:

☆ Ron Weasley: CG!Ron Weasley x Little!GN!reader

☆ Hermione Granger:

☆ Fred Weasley: CG!Fred Weasley x Little!Fem!Reader

☆ George Weasley: George Weasley x reader ; CG!George Weasley x LittleMale!Reader

☆ Neville Longbottom: Sub!Neville x Dom!Reader**

☆ Draco Malfoy:

☆ Blaise Zambini:

☆ Enzo Berkshire:

☆ Mattheo Riddle:

☆ Theo Nott:

☆ Pansy Parkinson:

Marauders Era or Lighting Era:

☆ Lucius Malfoy:

☆ Narcissa Malfoy:

☆ Severus Snape:

☆ Bellatrix Lestrange:

☆ Barty Crouch Jr. :

☆ Evan Rosier:

☆ Pandora Rosier:

☆ Zahara Zambini:

☆ Regulus Black:

☆ Sirius Black:

☆ Remus Lupin:

☆ Lily Evans:

☆ Marlene McKinnon:

☆ Mary McDonald:

☆ Dorcas Meadows:

FANTASTIC BEASTS:

☆ Newt Scamander:

☆ Thesus Scammander:

☆ Jacob Kowalski:

☆ Queenie Goldstein:

☆ Albus Dumbledore (young):

☆ Gellart Grindlewald (young):

Poly Requests:

CRIMINAL MINDS:

☆Aaron Hotchner

☆ Jason Gideon

☆ Spencer Reid

☆ Derek Morgan

☆ JJ/ Jennifer Jareau

☆ Elle Greenaway

☆ Penelope Garcia

☆ Emily Prentiss

☆ David Rossi

Poly Requests:

BRIDGERTON:

☆ Anthony Bridgerton

☆ Benedict Bridgerton

☆ Colin Briderton

☆ Daphne Bridgerton

☆ Eloise Bridgerton

☆ Simon Basset

☆ Penelope Fetherington

☆ Queen Charlotte (Young)

☆ King George (Young)

Poly Requests:

Queen charlotte x reader x King George

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES:

☆ Leonardo: NSFW alphabet

☆ Raphael:

☆ Donnatelo:

☆ Michelangelo: Mikey x Reader

☆ April O'Neil:

☆ Casey Jones:

Poly Requests:

Poly!TMNT x Fem!Reader; April 4-in-1; turtles are manspreading and you want payback 😚

Poly!TMNT x Fem!Reader; Casey tries to flirt with reader but she puts down the idea and the turtles are proud

TOP GUN:

☆ Pete Mitchell "Maverick"

☆ Bradley Bradshaw "Rooster"

☆ Jake Seresin "Hangman"

☆ Natasha Trace "Phoenix"

☆ Robert Floyd "Bob"

Poly Requests:

THE HOBBIT/LOTR:

☆ Thorin

☆ Bilbo

☆ Fili

☆ Kili

☆ Dwalin

☆ Bofur

☆ Bard

☆ Legolas

☆ Tauriel

☆ Thuranduil

Poly Requests:

TWILIGHT:

☆ Carlisle Cullen

☆ Esme Cullen

☆ Emmet Cullen

☆ Rosalie Cullen

☆ Alice Cullen

☆ Jasper Cullen: CG!Jasper Hale x nb!little!reader

☆ Edward Cullen

☆ Bella Cullen/Swan

☆ Jacob Black

☆ Garrett

The Volturi:

☆ Aro

☆ Caius

☆ Marcus

Poly Requests:

THE HUNGER GAMES:

☆ Katniss Everdeen

☆ Petta Mellark

☆ Finnick Odair

☆ Johanna Mason

☆ Haymitch Abernathy

Poly Requests:

LUCIFER:

☆ Lucifer Morningstar

☆ Mazikeen

☆ Amenadeil

☆ Chole Decker

☆ Linda Martin

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How To Train Your Dragon:

☆ Hiccup Haddock

☆ Astrid Hofferson

☆ Snotlout

☆ Ruffnut

☆ Tuffnut

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Across The SpiderVerse:

☆ Miles Morales

☆ Miguel O'Hara

Spider thoughts!

☆ Peter B. Parker

Spider thoughts!

☆ Hobie Brown

☆ Gwen Stacy

☆ Spider-Noir

Spider thoughts!

Poly Requests:

Descendants:

☆ Mal

☆ Evie

☆ Carlos

☆ Jay

☆ Gil

☆ Harry

☆ Uma

Poly Requests:

MATCHUPS/MOODBOARDS:

☆ @thoughtfulcreatornight x Raphael matchup

☆ Anonymous x Remus Lupin matchup

꧁〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎꧂

I’ve redone my masterlist because I was vey unhappy with my first one, and I wanted to add pictures to go with it! I’ll also be adding all my new work onto here and my old work will be on the first masterlist! Love y’all! 💗

[d0rkymeadowes]

Greetings, I am Meadowes, Dorcas Meadowes.

☆ 16 years old

☆ Proud Slytherin and member of the Slug Club

☆ she/her (but they/them is also fine)

☆ Pagan

☆ Quidditch beater

☆ Likes: my wonderful friends, my handsome girlfriend, tea and coffee, literature, classical art, cats (especially one), mythology, old magic, astrology, fashion design, theatre, quidditch, rock

☆ Dislikes: uncultured swines, some parents of my friends, soft drinks, rap

☆ @cassies-rockstar-gf my wonderful handsome girlfriend, whom I will kill for without hesitation. She is beauty, she´s not grace, but she´ll punch you in the face (love you)

☆ @bandit-barty brother from another mother, chaotic neutral, human racoon, high 24/7, rockstar, future fresh-out-of-jail-uncle

☆ @evs-roses, my best friend, slytherin skittle, skater, a vibe to be around, amazing brother

☆ @regulus-the-star my best friend, and fellow lover of coffee, tea, cats, my brother from another mother, sirius´ brother, Slytherin skittle, book club member

☆ @dorasdivine an absolutely wonderful bean, reg´s better half, beautifully head in the future, our oracle

☆ @m-mcdonald my fellow gryffindor fashionista, wonderful friend, fashion and music queen

☆ @alice-e-fortescue a pretty friend, book club member, fellow curly girl, amazing style

☆ @its-lily-silly wonderful Lily Evans, kind, brilliant, smart,book club member

☆ @jamesieeieieieeeie an impressive fellow quidditch player, a brother from another mother to my girlfriend, ego the size of a lake, but a heart to match it

☆ @remus-j-lupinn an intellectual of my own heart, fellow book club member, genius

☆ @sirius-o-black brother of my best friend, future rockstar, annoying Gryffindor

☆ @wormy-wormtail a kind and plant loving Gryffindor

This is a roleplay account, if you are not interested continue scrolling, if you want to join ask @purple-phesh-and-cheps

[elmodoescrimes]

Marauders Characters and their patronuses

(That is not how it's spelled but leave me alone)

We obvs have the 3 we already know, Sirius - Dog, James - Stag, Peter -Rat(atouille)

Then Remus as a brown cat

That one.

Mary as a squirrel. Don't ask, I just see it.

Lily as an Australian magpie or a lammergeier

Marlene is a falcon

Dorcas as a Barred Owl

Pandora is a fennec fox or a gecko.

Barty as a racoon.

Evan as a ferret or stoat

Regulus as a black cat

Then here are a few less major but still cool characters:

Bellatrix as some type of snake or scorpion

Rita as a robin or bluebird

Narcissa as a swan

Alice as a starling

Frank as a jack russel terrier

I could go on but Im stopping now

[thebibutterflyao3]

I’m fucking cackling over the manic moony chapter of You’re Still My Sunshine!

RACOONS 🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

✨RRRRRRRRaccccccooooonnnnnssssssss!✨ *grabby hands*

I cannot express how much writing manic Remus made me giggle! As a fellow insomniac, sometimes you just have to have a little fun at your own expense. If anyone would appreciate that, it’s YSMS Remus. 🦝

[soysaucevictim]

Just felt like drawing something fast and silly.

I still maintain Gymrat!Remus is an opossum and Virgil's a gd racoon in terms of Energy.

Both are disasters, your honor.

Anyways... need to at least poke that drabble where the twins meet Pat the first time. Or sleep.