#rachel ranks

[ladygwyndolin]

RACHEL RANKS: THE TOP 20 HOTTEST MURCIELAGO CHARACTERS

#1: .........Kuroko Koumori

In a kind world, in a just world, in a rational world....Kuroko Koumori would not be the hottest character in Murcielago. In a better world, this weird, gangly, impossibly proportioned, perverted looking, and utterly gross freak wouldn't even be on this list. But we don't live in a rational world. We're stuck in the one we've got, and the one we've got is one where Kuroko Koumori is the hottest character in Murcielago. There is no logical explanation here. Somehow, against all odds, this fucking freak is painfully sexy. I hate it...but by God, I can't deny it.

Kuroko Koumori is the hottest character in Murcielago. God help us all.

[talknerdytome18]

Ranking All Books by Holly Jackson

Since I've read all of Holly's books, I'm going to rank them! Disclaimer: This is my opinion. If we don't have the same opinion, then respect that. Let's go!

Warning: this may contain spoilers for all books published by Holly Jackson. If you don't want to be spoiled, then scroll away.

6. Killjoy (2021)

I found this story cute! Very fun and fast-paced. I loved seeing how it all started and loved seeing the friend group's dynamic again. I just found this to not be the best out of all of Holly's books (granted this is a novella, but it's not my fave). Also, too much Ant Lowe in my opinion. I would have preferred more Jamie Reynolds. Also, I personally think Connor and Zach should've kissed but oh well.

Overall, fun book! If you wanna go back to where it all started, then this novella is worth it.

5. Five Survive (2022)

Guys... I have a reason why this book is ranked so low. I'm going to start by saying that I did not hate this book. I found the story intriguing and was engaged once the action started. For her first standalone, this book was really good and exceeded my expectations. My main problem with this book was that I found that I could care less about the characters. Personally, I found Red Kenny to be a weak protagonist in comparison to Pip and Bel and, not to mention how I could care less about Red and Arthur. Red and Arthur are cute, but honestly, I could care less if they got together or not.

Again, I don't hate this book. For Holly's first standalone, it was really good. However, I found that I didn't really care for any of the characters.

Overall, good book! Wish I connected more to the characters because the premise is incredible.

4. Good Girl, Bad Blood (2020)

All books in the AGGGTM series are five star reads in my opinion, but I find this the weakest book in the trilogy. Honestly, I love this book with my whole heart. Coming from being Connor Reynolds's biggest fan, I love how much he appeared in this book and how he aided in finding Jamie.

I think this book suffers from what I've dubbed "Sequel Slump" - meaning that the first book is so good that the sequel "slumps" in comparison. In this case, A Good Girl's Guide to Murder is so good that this book just "slumps" in comparison, and I think it's because it takes a while for the mystery to officially begin, since we're taken through a quick recap over the previous book's events and then the memorial.

Also, I personally think that Connor and Zach should've kissed. Connor going to Zach's house to play Fortnite after the memorial? Very fruity to me (joking... or am I?)

Overall, love this book. Wish it got more recognition in the fandom.

3. A Good Girl's Guide to Murder (2019)

LOVE THIS BOOK. This book is fast-paced, thrilling and mysterious. It has a healthy dose of mystery and romance, along with characters I truly felt interested in. Pip's an amazing protagonist who fought hard to prove Sal innocent and find the real killer under the guise of her EPQ, all as she got the guy (Ravi Singh) in the end.

I loved that this book kept me guessing until the very end. I was suspecting everyone (Max, Jason, Naomi, Elliot, etc) and was genuinely surprised finding out Elliot killed Sal. Holly had written him to be such a likeable person that I couldn't believe he would kill Sal just so he could frame him as Andie's killer. AND BECCA? Never would've guessed it. Holly Jackson knows how to write compelling thrillers and I love that for her.

My only real complaint is again, Zach and Connor should've kissed. Connor honey I get that you liked Pip, but Zach Chen is literally right there. You boys are soulmates and I pray that the show recognises that (along with LauCara).

Overall, AMAZING BOOK. Deserves all the hype!

2. As Good as Dead (2021)

AHHHHH I LOVE THIS BOOK SO MUCH. THIS BOOK IS HOW YOU END A TRILOGY GUYS. From the beginning, I was hooked by the mystery of Pip's stalker. This book broke my heart with Andie's email - poor girl was so scared of her father and died trying to escape him. I really like how this book doesn't give Andie a full redemption arc, rather it explains her actions. It really humanises Andie - a girl who grew up in a toxic environment and died trying to save herself and her sister.

My heart shattered when Pip broke up with Ravi. AND HIS SUGGESTION WAS TO MARRY SO THEY COULD GET SPOUSAL PRIVILEDGE??? RAVI FUCKING SINGH WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME???

The ending? EVIL. FUCKING EVILLLL BUT I LOVE HOLLY EITHER WAY. In my heart, I believe Pip got back together with him and they married. They also got another golden retriever in my mind after they got married.

Only complaint was WHERE WAS ZACH CHEN? CONNOR AND HIM SHOULD'VE KISSED WTF. Not to mention Lauren and Cara... Love my girl Steph though. Hoping that Lauren and Cara are a thing in the show though since we don't know much about Steph.

Overall, BEST BOOK IN THE TRILOGY GUYS.

The Reappearance of Rachel Price (2024)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

THIS BOOK... I WILL ONLY SAY ONE WORD: BRILLIANT.

When Holly Jackson said that this book was her favourite, I can see why it is. While I struggled to get into it from the beginning, once I read past 100 pages, I was hooked. Bel Price is such a complex protagonist that I could find myself relating to. All the characters were just so complex and you truly don't know who's lying until the very end, when we find out (spoiler alert) that Charlie (Bel's dad) had ordered his father to kill Rachel.

Not to mention how insane the sibling plotline was??? I NEVER WOULD HAVE SUSPECTED THAT CARTER WAS RACHEL'S BIOLOGICAL DAUGHTER. My heart broke when Rachel spoke about how Patrick took Carter away from her when Carter was only two weeks old. The Price family are truly disgusting - Rachel, Bel and Carter deserved so much better.

Also, I preferred the romance between Ash and Bel over Arthur and Red. Ash is such a fun character and I was genuinely sad when him and Bel weren't endgame. I believe that one day, in the near future, they reunite and get together officially.

Overall, LOVE THIS BOOK. If you haven't picked this up yet, then do so now!

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That's it! If you wanna talk, then my inbox is open :) - Em

[genericpuff]

yeah i don't think this is the kind of advertising rachel needs right now-

[ot3]

They would have done numbers on Tumblr

[jonathanrook]

also. is the tv caliber content in the room with us now?

[maxthesillyy]

I saw your post about Warren infantilization and it lowkey made me think about the lis1 game has a lot of characters who are infantilized. Here's my ranking of the most infantilized to least: Nathan, Kate, Max, Warren, Chloe, Victoria

honestly i may be biased here but i think Max should be first on the list,,

i do agree Nathan is heavily infantilized by his stans, BUT BOTH Max stans and regular fans infantilize Max a shit ton— and the number of Max fans (or even just the number of stans) HEAVILY outweighs the number of Nathan stans. or so i think so.

so my list would probably be the same as yours but just with Max in front: Max, Nathan, Kate, Warren, Chloe, Victoria.

i will say though, the spot between Nathan and Kate are VERY close ones. the only reason i think Kate is lower than Nathan is because his stans are hella intense about it, while Kate’s infantilization is pretty chill— just wide spread. if that makes any sense,,, basically Nathan has quality Kate has quantity. (i roll my eyes so hard whenever i see “PROTECT THE CINNAMON ROLL” “KATE NOO MY BABY” etc).

chloe’s infantilization is actually pretty interesting to me, because it’s in that middle ground area of just barely being common enough that when i see it i’m not horribly shocked, but i am intensely disappointed.

[pakgirls530916]

In this day and age, people would cancel her if it wasn't because of her titles, she's linked and ranked too. What a clown 🤡 being a jealous, bitter angry woman. The look on her face. Reminds me of David Schwimmer from the friends scene and he got a tan.

[internet-ghost-x]

I FINALLY watched tbosas and rewatched the others over the past week and have my official rankings

[bloodmoonlich]

omg a spreadsheet!! 😍 a Taylor album of your choice and a non-Taylor album you want everyone to know about!

I'm a color coded spreadsheet kind of girl 🥰 I have a variety of music related spreadsheets, probably my biggest hobby tbh!

What A Devastating Turn Of Events by Rachel Chinouriri

Never Need Me

All I Ever Asked

My Everything

Dumb Bitch Juice

The Hills

Robbed

Garden of Eden

Cold Call

My Blood

What a Devastating Turn of Events

Pocket

I Hate Myself

It Is What It Is

Debut by Taylor Swift

I'm Only Me When I'm With You

Tim McGraw

Stay Beautiful

Our Song

Should've Said No

Picture to Burn

Teardrops on My Guitar

Mary's Song (Oh My My My)

Cold As You

Invisible

The Outside

A Perfectly Good Heart

A Place in This World

Tied Together with a Smile

Send me an album to rank 🤍

[goodhickey]

What’s your ranking of the Jackass guys? From favorite to not so much. And maybe the Cky crew?

I NEVER GOT AROUND TO ANSWERING THIS not because I forgot... but I was overthinking it too much LOL. since I haven't seen all of cky yet I'm gonna hold off on ranking them, but here's my ranking of the jackass guys :3 (to make things interesting, I'm gonna include the new people they introduced in Forever! idk if they're gonna be permanent additions to the cast but I'm assuming they are.)

1. steve-o

2. johnny knoxville

3. chris pontius

4. ryan dunn

5. zach holmes

6. dave england

7. danger ehren

8. jasper dolphin

9. wee man

10. preston lacy

11. bam margera

12. dark shark

13. eric manaka

14. rachel wolfson

15. poopies

[ladygwyndolin]

RACHEL RANKS: THE TOP 20 HOTTEST MURCIELAGO CHARACTERS

#3: Isuzu Kujihara 

To say that manga has a hard time depicting fat women would be the understatement of the century. Fat women are ALWAYS ridiculed, drawn with ridiculous proportions, villainized, shown constantly eating, used as a punchline for a cruel joke, etc. etc. etc. So imagine my surprise when Murcielago delivered what might be the most positive representation of a fat female character I've read in years, if not ever. Isuzu is gorgeous, never mocked, never insulted in any way, isn't drawn constantly eating; in fact, she doesn't stumble over even a single stereotype. She's one of the many reasons why Murcielago is my favorite yuri series, and she is GORGEOUS. I would KILL for her to show up more frequently. Most underrated Murcielago girl by far.

[nicollekidman]

abby. ABBY!!!!!!! you're finally watching suits? [screams into a pillow] i have been recommending you this show periodically and waiting for you to watch it since the day i followed you on here (literally years ago.) i feel like this is my ✨moment✨ YOU'RE ON SEASON TWO RIGHT? HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE SHOW THUS FAR? DO YOU HAVE A FAV CHARACTER AND DYNAMIC? I WANT TO KNOW ALL YOUR THOUGHTS

i'm on the season two finale i am snorting this shit like drugs it's soooooooo fun.......... every single character is fully bonkers insane if you're not boring about it..... obsessed with literally everyone and harvey like harvey and jessica's protoge thing, harvey and donna's whole situation, harvey and louis's insane bestie rivalry, obviously harvey adopting mike like a stray dog... louis and donna are SOOOO fun too like they're off the walls in exactly the same way, donna and mike being co-spouses... but harvey is amazing bc the show pushes him as like Thee princess babygirl primmadonna rockstar olympian and somehow I'm like yeah totally he is that great. like okay gabriel! i find myself getting really exasperated with most of mike's subplots but not enough that it gets in the way of my enjoyment of the show. love a procedural where everyone talks exactly the same way and the rhythm of the dialogue is so snappy and consistent it becomes Soothing.

[sea-dukes-assistant]

Malaysia, 1998 - Sir said "fuck it" and signed a soccer ball for a Manchester United fan. This is not something he does, having declared "I'm not a celebrity" on a different occasion, so it's surprising that this even happened, tbh.

[queerstudiesnatural]

one thing about me is i WILL cry listening to lea michele sing

[scionshtola]

revealing my own personal standards for “most fuckable” but i don’t think how easy or hard it is to get with a character is that relevant 🤔

[mugiwara-lucy]

Since I’m done with my OTH rewatch, here’s my ranking of the OG OTH cheerleaders!

Brooke Davis-Looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill you

Peyton Sawyer-Looks like she can kill you but is a cinnamon roll

Haley James Scott & Bevin Mirskey-Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll

Rachel Gatina-Looks like she can kill you and can actually kill you