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RACHEL RANKS: THE TOP 20 HOTTEST MURCIELAGO CHARACTERS
#1: .........Kuroko Koumori
In a kind world, in a just world, in a rational world....Kuroko Koumori would not be the hottest character in Murcielago. In a better world, this weird, gangly, impossibly proportioned, perverted looking, and utterly gross freak wouldn't even be on this list. But we don't live in a rational world. We're stuck in the one we've got, and the one we've got is one where Kuroko Koumori is the hottest character in Murcielago. There is no logical explanation here. Somehow, against all odds, this fucking freak is painfully sexy. I hate it...but by God, I can't deny it.
Kuroko Koumori is the hottest character in Murcielago. God help us all.
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Ranking All Books by Holly Jackson
Since I've read all of Holly's books, I'm going to rank them! Disclaimer: This is my opinion. If we don't have the same opinion, then respect that. Let's go!
Warning: this may contain spoilers for all books published by Holly Jackson. If you don't want to be spoiled, then scroll away.
6. Killjoy (2021)
I found this story cute! Very fun and fast-paced. I loved seeing how it all started and loved seeing the friend group's dynamic again. I just found this to not be the best out of all of Holly's books (granted this is a novella, but it's not my fave). Also, too much Ant Lowe in my opinion. I would have preferred more Jamie Reynolds. Also, I personally think Connor and Zach should've kissed but oh well.
Overall, fun book! If you wanna go back to where it all started, then this novella is worth it.
5. Five Survive (2022)
Guys... I have a reason why this book is ranked so low. I'm going to start by saying that I did not hate this book. I found the story intriguing and was engaged once the action started. For her first standalone, this book was really good and exceeded my expectations. My main problem with this book was that I found that I could care less about the characters. Personally, I found Red Kenny to be a weak protagonist in comparison to Pip and Bel and, not to mention how I could care less about Red and Arthur. Red and Arthur are cute, but honestly, I could care less if they got together or not.
Again, I don't hate this book. For Holly's first standalone, it was really good. However, I found that I didn't really care for any of the characters.
Overall, good book! Wish I connected more to the characters because the premise is incredible.
4. Good Girl, Bad Blood (2020)
All books in the AGGGTM series are five star reads in my opinion, but I find this the weakest book in the trilogy. Honestly, I love this book with my whole heart. Coming from being Connor Reynolds's biggest fan, I love how much he appeared in this book and how he aided in finding Jamie.
I think this book suffers from what I've dubbed "Sequel Slump" - meaning that the first book is so good that the sequel "slumps" in comparison. In this case, A Good Girl's Guide to Murder is so good that this book just "slumps" in comparison, and I think it's because it takes a while for the mystery to officially begin, since we're taken through a quick recap over the previous book's events and then the memorial.
Also, I personally think that Connor and Zach should've kissed. Connor going to Zach's house to play Fortnite after the memorial? Very fruity to me (joking... or am I?)
Overall, love this book. Wish it got more recognition in the fandom.
3. A Good Girl's Guide to Murder (2019)
LOVE THIS BOOK. This book is fast-paced, thrilling and mysterious. It has a healthy dose of mystery and romance, along with characters I truly felt interested in. Pip's an amazing protagonist who fought hard to prove Sal innocent and find the real killer under the guise of her EPQ, all as she got the guy (Ravi Singh) in the end.
I loved that this book kept me guessing until the very end. I was suspecting everyone (Max, Jason, Naomi, Elliot, etc) and was genuinely surprised finding out Elliot killed Sal. Holly had written him to be such a likeable person that I couldn't believe he would kill Sal just so he could frame him as Andie's killer. AND BECCA? Never would've guessed it. Holly Jackson knows how to write compelling thrillers and I love that for her.
My only real complaint is again, Zach and Connor should've kissed. Connor honey I get that you liked Pip, but Zach Chen is literally right there. You boys are soulmates and I pray that the show recognises that (along with LauCara).
Overall, AMAZING BOOK. Deserves all the hype!
2. As Good as Dead (2021)
AHHHHH I LOVE THIS BOOK SO MUCH. THIS BOOK IS HOW YOU END A TRILOGY GUYS. From the beginning, I was hooked by the mystery of Pip's stalker. This book broke my heart with Andie's email - poor girl was so scared of her father and died trying to escape him. I really like how this book doesn't give Andie a full redemption arc, rather it explains her actions. It really humanises Andie - a girl who grew up in a toxic environment and died trying to save herself and her sister.
My heart shattered when Pip broke up with Ravi. AND HIS SUGGESTION WAS TO MARRY SO THEY COULD GET SPOUSAL PRIVILEDGE??? RAVI FUCKING SINGH WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME???
The ending? EVIL. FUCKING EVILLLL BUT I LOVE HOLLY EITHER WAY. In my heart, I believe Pip got back together with him and they married. They also got another golden retriever in my mind after they got married.
Only complaint was WHERE WAS ZACH CHEN? CONNOR AND HIM SHOULD'VE KISSED WTF. Not to mention Lauren and Cara... Love my girl Steph though. Hoping that Lauren and Cara are a thing in the show though since we don't know much about Steph.
Overall, BEST BOOK IN THE TRILOGY GUYS.
The Reappearance of Rachel Price (2024)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
THIS BOOK... I WILL ONLY SAY ONE WORD: BRILLIANT.
When Holly Jackson said that this book was her favourite, I can see why it is. While I struggled to get into it from the beginning, once I read past 100 pages, I was hooked. Bel Price is such a complex protagonist that I could find myself relating to. All the characters were just so complex and you truly don't know who's lying until the very end, when we find out (spoiler alert) that Charlie (Bel's dad) had ordered his father to kill Rachel.
Not to mention how insane the sibling plotline was??? I NEVER WOULD HAVE SUSPECTED THAT CARTER WAS RACHEL'S BIOLOGICAL DAUGHTER. My heart broke when Rachel spoke about how Patrick took Carter away from her when Carter was only two weeks old. The Price family are truly disgusting - Rachel, Bel and Carter deserved so much better.
Also, I preferred the romance between Ash and Bel over Arthur and Red. Ash is such a fun character and I was genuinely sad when him and Bel weren't endgame. I believe that one day, in the near future, they reunite and get together officially.
Overall, LOVE THIS BOOK. If you haven't picked this up yet, then do so now!
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That's it! If you wanna talk, then my inbox is open :) - Em
#a good girl's guide to murder#agggtm#connor reynolds#zach chen#ravi singh#pippa fitz amobi#cara ward#lauren gibson#andie bell#sal singh#becca bell#five survive#red kenny#arthur gotti#maddie lavoy#oliver lavoy#simon yoo#reyna flores-serrano#the reappearance of rachel price#bel price#holly jackson#carter price#rachel price#charlie price#Patrick price#jeff price#sherry price#book review#ranking
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yeah i don't think this is the kind of advertising rachel needs right now-
#again rachel doesn't really have anything to do directly with this situation BUT#cait still included LO as one of the series she inflated the rating of with 5 stars alongside her own book#correlation doesn't equal causation#but it's still really telling that these are the kinds of works cait simps for to the point of RATING THEM HIGHLY IN HER REVIEW BOMBING#when they're really so problematic and controversial at their core#and are laced with so much casual misogyny and racism#the latter of which cait has a LOT of#though 'casual' racism is really understating it#she promoted herself from casual to competitive ranked racism#and yeah that includes touch of darkness as well which she also rated high with her alts and it's literally just LO: The Wattpad Novel#cait corrain#oh and sidenote#her 'apology' was not a real apology at ALL lmao#it literally opened up IMMEDIATELY with her using her medication as an excuse#for RACISM#watch out y'all you don't wanna take the depression meds that come with racism as a side effect /s#lore olympus critical#lo critical#anti lore olympus
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They would have done numbers on Tumblr
#Animorphslb#Animorphs ranked by how good they'd be at Posting:#1. Marco. Self explanatory#2. Rachel queen of girlblogging#3. Tobias because I think he has the right amount of cynicism and the hawk thing gives him an angle#4. Ax. His posts would not be good on purpose but they would be really good#5. Cassie. It'd be mostly animal facts but they'd be good animal facts#6. Jake in dead last. My sweet boy just doesn't have the Poster's Spark in him. Deeply normiecore posts.
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also. is the tv caliber content in the room with us now?
#i don't know how to tell you this but my favorite show of y'all's is three people ranking stupid shit while sat still in front of a wall#rachel rants#watcher#ghoul boys
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In this day and age, people would cancel her if it wasn't because of her titles, she's linked and ranked too. What a clown 🤡 being a jealous, bitter angry woman. The look on her face. Reminds me of David Schwimmer from the friends scene and he got a tan.
#despicable dumbartons#despicable Meghan Markle#not a feminist Rachel Ragland. Trashy woman this one's wife#this ones wife is no feminist#jealous and bitter old hag Meghan Markle the liar#meghan markle#meghan markle lies#narcissistic personality disorder#she's linked and ranked Meghan Markle
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I FINALLY watched tbosas and rewatched the others over the past week and have my official rankings
#im very proud of this#the hunger games#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas#tbosbas#thg#thg series#rachel zegler#rachel zegler my beloved#tom blyth#lucy gray baird#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#movie ranking#ranking
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What’s your ranking of the Jackass guys? From favorite to not so much. And maybe the Cky crew?
I NEVER GOT AROUND TO ANSWERING THIS not because I forgot... but I was overthinking it too much LOL. since I haven't seen all of cky yet I'm gonna hold off on ranking them, but here's my ranking of the jackass guys :3 (to make things interesting, I'm gonna include the new people they introduced in Forever! idk if they're gonna be permanent additions to the cast but I'm assuming they are.)
1. steve-o
2. johnny knoxville
3. chris pontius
4. ryan dunn
5. zach holmes
6. dave england
7. danger ehren
8. jasper dolphin
9. wee man
10. preston lacy
11. bam margera
12. dark shark
13. eric manaka
14. rachel wolfson
15. poopies
#despite how immature i am. poopies ranking on here and how annoying i find him is definitely because of his stupid name#at least partially#like im not calling you that dude#and a lot of my placements here arent because i actually dislike any of the cast but because they werent given enough to do#to get me to like them. like give them more screen time man#rachel didnt get to do shit 😭#asks#through the teeth#jackass
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abby. ABBY!!!!!!! you're finally watching suits? [screams into a pillow] i have been recommending you this show periodically and waiting for you to watch it since the day i followed you on here (literally years ago.) i feel like this is my ✨moment✨ YOU'RE ON SEASON TWO RIGHT? HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE SHOW THUS FAR? DO YOU HAVE A FAV CHARACTER AND DYNAMIC? I WANT TO KNOW ALL YOUR THOUGHTS
i'm on the season two finale i am snorting this shit like drugs it's soooooooo fun.......... every single character is fully bonkers insane if you're not boring about it..... obsessed with literally everyone and harvey like harvey and jessica's protoge thing, harvey and donna's whole situation, harvey and louis's insane bestie rivalry, obviously harvey adopting mike like a stray dog... louis and donna are SOOOO fun too like they're off the walls in exactly the same way, donna and mike being co-spouses... but harvey is amazing bc the show pushes him as like Thee princess babygirl primmadonna rockstar olympian and somehow I'm like yeah totally he is that great. like okay gabriel! i find myself getting really exasperated with most of mike's subplots but not enough that it gets in the way of my enjoyment of the show. love a procedural where everyone talks exactly the same way and the rhythm of the dialogue is so snappy and consistent it becomes Soothing.
#character ranking in terms of enjoyment onscreen right now is probably#harvey > donna > mike when he's with harvey > louis > jessica > rachel > mike when he's alone or with a woman#jessica and rachel two of the most beautiful women to ever do it like PHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW#this ranking makes it seem like i don't like jessica but really i just love everyone she is sOOOOOO COOL#suits usa
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I Read 200 Books in 2023 and Ranked Them From Worst to Best
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#best books of 2023#book list#books i read#by Maxx#i read 200 books and ranked them#jas hammonds#jeneva rose#kiersten white#meg shaffer#ML rio#ocean vuong#rachel harrison#ranked books 2023#ranking books#time is a mother#tracy deonn
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RACHEL RANKS: THE TOP 20 HOTTEST MURCIELAGO CHARACTERS
#3: Isuzu Kujihara
To say that manga has a hard time depicting fat women would be the understatement of the century. Fat women are ALWAYS ridiculed, drawn with ridiculous proportions, villainized, shown constantly eating, used as a punchline for a cruel joke, etc. etc. etc. So imagine my surprise when Murcielago delivered what might be the most positive representation of a fat female character I've read in years, if not ever. Isuzu is gorgeous, never mocked, never insulted in any way, isn't drawn constantly eating; in fact, she doesn't stumble over even a single stereotype. She's one of the many reasons why Murcielago is my favorite yuri series, and she is GORGEOUS. I would KILL for her to show up more frequently. Most underrated Murcielago girl by far.
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one thing about me is i WILL cry listening to lea michele sing
#yesterday i ranked will's solos which was torture#but today <3 today i get rachel :)#such a treat for the ears#rain's glee breakdown
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revealing my own personal standards for “most fuckable” but i don’t think how easy or hard it is to get with a character is that relevant 🤔
#to me. obviously#in my mind it’s more of a correlation between like. how how you personally find them and how worthwhile you think the experience would be#sorry to talk about friends the tv show but#you know that ep where ross and rachel make a hall pass list and he puts isabella rossellini on it but then takes her off bc everyone#convinces him he’s not likely to see her. and also we know if he does she’s not likely to agree!#but she’s still at the top of his list mentally even when he takes her off. to me that’s what this is about agdhsjsk#cori would be up there even if she’d have to suddenly discover she harbored feelings for you for 3 years without her knowing it#before it could ever happen#but i can’t vote for them not just bc they would hate it but bc i prefer to think of everyone#in eorzea thinking of them as like a benevolent woodland creature who wandered into their midst and inspires a sudden but strong devotion#to protecting them and all that is good in the world#which may or may not rank them high on a list of fuckability.#anyway. i can eat my breakfast now#i need a text post tag#scream. how *HOT you personally find them. i’m not fixing that
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Since I’m done with my OTH rewatch, here’s my ranking of the OG OTH cheerleaders!
Brooke Davis-Looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill you
Peyton Sawyer-Looks like she can kill you but is a cinnamon roll
Haley James Scott & Bevin Mirskey-Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll
Rachel Gatina-Looks like she can kill you and can actually kill you
#one tree hill#oth#brooke davis#peyton sawyer#haley james scott#rachel gatina#bevin mirskey#BEST way to rank these goofy goobers!!
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Rate your favorite ND female characters
Hey question asker! Thanks for asking. It's been long since somebody asked me. I never thought about this question because I solely love Kurt Hummel only with Blaine, Puck, Mike and such. I actually have no ranking for girls as well as boys. But let's see.
In order to get myself away from less trouble, let me rank it in s1-3 and then s4-s6
1.Tina Cohen Queen Chang
She has more plus for me than minus. I am not saying because I am an asian myself but she takes the cake. She sings well(underrated girl), she dances well(they put her in grp A:Better dancers in "Ice Ice Baby") and she is an unsung hero: sewing costumes for and members. She accepted many things without a say. I can feel her emotions.
2.Mercedes Jones
She is a less problematic character. Her smile is just out of the world. She just wonna sing and succeed in her life. I am glad she didn't end up with anybody because she showed me that it's okay to be without a partner. Sometimes, solitude let's you achieve more. I am subjective about her voice but Human nature is my favourite. Her duo with Kurt lit up my screen in early seasons. I didn't like her in Troubletones. It brought worst of everybody.
3. Quinn Fabray
This is somewhat unpopular now. But I prefer her. She started as a normal high school cheerleading head with head weight and had almost everything she wanted. But once she got pregnant, the harsh reality of life hit her life rock. She was pulled down many times after a development but she was a work in process. She learnt that there was life after high school. And she sticking with nd in s3 after Troubletone was formed warmed my heart.
Also, she is one of my favourite voices. She"?'s got stage presence.
I am going to kill myself for ranking these people after this. They had good moments but I disliked them some times.
4. Santana Lopez
She is really ,"darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream". She is Charming, hot (yes, I'll admit) but she was a little Satan. But I survived the NYC plot because of Kurt and her. Until that famous funny girl fight came.
Her rants were okay sometimes, but it got worse in later seasons. She started to rant just because she wanted too. But she was a better friend. She is one of the people who will be like," I can roast my friends like barbeque but I can only roast."
And anybody who says Kurt cried for unnecessary reasons, think of this girl who cried for cutting tanning privileges and for calling out she was mean.
Her voice is subjective too for me.
5. Lauren Zizes
She was nice addition to nd when Kurt left. Plus, Ashley Fink has good comedic timing and is charming. I love her attitude where she didn't give 2 shit about what other people said but she lowkey was a bully too.
Her voice isn't for singing but she is entertaining.
6.Rachel Berry
Her whole character started as somebody who will do anything to achiever her cake. I didn't care about her most of the times but she she really got on my nerves in later seasons. I felt like slapping her multiple times. She doesn't want to listen to anybody, she sent a person to a crack house just because she was threatened, she threw many people under the bus for no reason. She is one of the worse dancers too.
She was annoying downright at nyada and successses were served in her plate. I know she was work g hard but she had to let her work speak, not her mouth. I still can't digest that Rachel kept pestering Carmen when Kurt waited patiently. He did go to Carmen for second chance, but at least he did his first audition better, and he took effort to make a video tape if him singing another song(wake me up before you go go in acoustic version is pretty questionable though).
I was so happy that her tv pilot failed and she became slightly better. Also confusing your boyfriend about his career when he was already confused just so he could be with you?Nope for me.
I do t know how people love her and hate Kurt.
Her songs are totally subjective .
7. Brittany S. Pierce
I don't like her for some reason. She was bland for me. Not interesting. And I don't care for Brittana. Also she posted a sex tape of herself and girlfriend and got away. She kept dating people, she didn't have a stable mind on loving people. Also, her lines were sometimes hilarious but they were insulting.
9. Sugar Motta
Sugar Motta was... There. That's it. She was just a cash cow. She was funny sometimes but she is not for me.
Now for s4-s6
1. Unique Addams
The love child of Kurt and Mercedes. I liked her among later season nd members. She is a diva but she didn't throw people under her bus. Much like Kurt. I like her voice. I didn't like her catfishing but she was ok.
2. Tina Cohen Chang
Her explanation suits her too and I agree her on being bossy because putting up with a glee club for 3 seasons and when it's her senior year, she gotta enjoy and have her privilege. Her crush on Blaine was creepy but I understand. That's it.
3. Madison Mccarthy
She was an adorable munchkin. She was a supportive twin, I liked her energy. Wish we got her more.
4. Jane Hayward
Unfortunately Tumblr doesn't allow more than 10 pics.
I didn't care about her. She was okay.
5. Marley Rose
She was nice. She had great voice. She had sympathetic story. But I have nothing special about her
6. Kitty Wilde.
She was annoying to an extent. But she was better in s6.
That's it, folks. I had a nerve wrecking fun type. Thank you for making me think.
And oh, you can expect my 3rd Valentine one shot by tomorrow :)
See you then. I don't mean to trigger anybody. These are my personal opinion.
#tina cohen chang#mercedes jones#rachel berry#quinn fabray#santana lopez#brittany pierce#lauren zizes#sugar motta#Jane hayward#madison mccarthy#marley rose#kitty wilde#Unique addams#Wade unique addams#Nd girls ranking#new directions#My opinion#dont come at me
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i spend a great deal of time trying to forget my junior year of college but i vividly remember one day i was hanging out w several friends and we all took that silly bdsm quiz so we could judge each other's answers and everyone was genuinely shocked that all my results were pretty high percentage ~dom~ results which then surprised me bc i have no idea how people perceive me.
#like i know i have a baby face and for some reason we tend to as a society equate “cuteness” with submissiveness#but also all these people knew me. like we were friends. at what point can i argue you just don't pay attention to me#i think the actual point of taking it was one of them wanted to flex her results being like a 50/50 switch split but regardless#but i also take no stock in some stray algorithm's ability to determine my kink percentages so whatever#and tho i find my results trend toward accurate they're pretty hit or miss and i would always actually rank them differently#rachel rants
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