#raccoon noises

[johnwickb1tsch]

@scarlettspectra and @imajinxnation tagged me in the WIP sneak peek thing. So here's the next ch of bittersweet in its current state...🤣

tagging @treedaddymcpuffpuff @sweetwolfcupcake @iovesia @97keanu @nwheregirl and ne1 else who wants to...

[wildweirdly]

Be silly be strong and be nice or else I’ll bite you

[racooningaround]

I do a lot of things in the house and move stuff around a lot, so small accidents happen, such as objects falling and shattering, food burning and so on.

I was very surprised to notice that as a grown-ass adult, whenever something like that happens, I don't feel much frustration or sadness in response. Instead, I feel relief. I am relieved that nobody is going to yell at me and be furious at me because I wasn't careful enough and I made a mess: I broke a glass, it was my own glass and now I just have to clean up the mess and find a replacement, no big deal, nothing me or my partner will be too stressed about.

I think this is because as a child, whenever I broke something, the fear of how my family would react was far greater than the trouble caused by the accident itself, whatever it was.

Things breaks sometimes. You can't be perfectly careful all the time: you may be tired, you may be distracted and small accidents will happen.

Why would some people expect that kind of perfection from children? Their brains are still developing, their motor skills may not be the best yet... Terrifying them won't teach them to be perfect, it will just make them panic when accidents happen and accidents will still happen.

[heartwarminganimals]

Happy raccoon noises

🔊

[kay-southpaw]

Google now has a lil button that plays the animal's sound that you search for and I think it is neat

[sec0nd-breakfast]

"Is anyone alive out there??", I scream into the void that once was the Tales Of Arcadia fandom, waving my lamp over the literal sea of floating corpses that have all frozen to death by now, nothing but mere wax figures with pale, lifeless expressions of terror and hopelessnes left of their old souls.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

suguru loves it when you bite him but cult leader geto will straight up let you use him as a chewtoy

[ghostdice]

stars!chris and his guitar make me. SO unwell.

his fingers were callused first from fiddling with the strings, tongue poking out of the corner of his mouth, the bustling energy in his chest soothed by the sound before everything went to shit.

his calluses mean something else now & when he flexes his hands he's not quite sure he'd even remember how to pick it back up again

(but maybe he'll dust it off one day. and when he does, it'll take a little while. a minute here, a couple there. and it almost fits in his hands like it used to)

[swiftmitsu]

I've been told by a certain MellyBabbles you deserve a badge >:3

WHA—

I.

WHAT.

GUYS.

YOU TWO.

EXCUSEE MEEE?!!💥💥💥💥💥

I CANT EVEN. PROCESS.?!!?!):&:@&3&28

THANK YOU????? SO MUCH???!!,!:$2

THIS IS TOO GENEROUS IM SHAKING THE BOTH YOU WITH SUCH AFFECTION💥💥💞💞💞💥💥💞💞💞💞💞

[localsandwichchef]

. . .

Where the fuck am I-

[yawningjorin]

I dreamt that someone was using a raccoon and a keyboard in a plastic bag as a synth at a noise show. I don't think animal rights advocates would particularly like that one, but there is no doubt that it was creative and effective.

[darkcloudsatnight]

soldier taught engineer the language, ‘raccoon.’

thank you for coming to me Ted talk.

Engineer attempts to speak it and when Soldier has to correct him too many times Engineer realizes that 'Raccoon' is more complicated than Latin and gives up (but he still tries sometimes just to make Soldier happy <3)

[mcsquared789]

I would’ve liked to see Daniel Day-Lewis as Rocket Raccoon

[afearsomeartisan]

Did I show you that time I FOUND A FRIEND

[bigidiotenergy]

i blame @prettytm for the insp behind this pic

[rockeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

old guys