#didi: [KILL BILL SIRENS] [RACCOON ATTACK NOISES]

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He jerks away and she just growls— she's literally growling at him while she has the tip of his ear caught between her teeth.

Didi liked to fight too much for one so small, Sleipnir always said so. And every time he pointed it out, it just made her want to reach across the table and perform some very illegal wrestling move, just to shut him up.

Playful banter eventually became dangerous when just the right buttons were pushed and she did in fact, leap over an armchair just to tackle him down— it's unclear if Sleipnir's ever been attached by a raccoon dressed all in magenta, but that's the best way this entire ordeal could be described.

She had him in a headlock, biting him to assert dominance(?), and refusing to let up until he, in her muffled words, "Uh-pah-lah-gize!"