#qwertyuiop

[smaeemo]

I recently got my blood drawn, and apparently, my Iron saturation percentage is 5%.

Health professionals/autism medical specialinteresters: What's up with that

[sambucha2]

COMMON PASSWORDS

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[linux-real]

A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and turns on a screen reader. The bar goes up in flames.

[malindulo]

I wanna get into zoology purely so I can discover a new animal & name it Qwertyuiops asdfgi

[twigstarpikachutroll22]

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[riversebb]

'QWERTYUIOP', 'A-Silly-Darn-Fox-Got-Hurt-Jumping-Killer-Lions', '....the rest of the consonants'

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What is a horse?????

Gurl what ISN'T a horse amirite lmao rofl rstlne roygbiv qwertyuiop

[dragons-locator]

Have you read Eragon? If so, what did you think of it?

Okay confession time

when i was a small child, perhaps 8 or 9, I was given a coupon to a bookstore, and my dad took me and helped me pick out some books. I believe I picked out Levin Thumps and the Gateway to Foo, the first book in Ranger's Apprentice, some book I can't remember the name of that was urban fantasy and involved djinn and also the relevant people got magic after their wisdom teeth came in kinda similar to Percy Jackson in some ways, and Eragon.

I read all the books. Loved all of them. It's actually really bugging me I can't remember the name of that book, or the author. I remember the two main characters were siblings and they had to pick a word to cast their magic with and the girl picked something ridiculously long and unpronounceable and the boy picked "qwertyuiop". If anyone knows what book this is, PLEASE let me know. This is seriously bugging me.

But that's off-topic.

I read Eragon. I was about 9, maybe.

And I LOVED it. I loved Saphira so much.

I loved it so much that two lifechanging things happened: (1) my favorite color became blue. Because Saphira is blue. Even though I don't really care much about Saphira anymore, my favorite color is still blue. and (2) I first came to love dragons.

I had read books with dragons before. I think there was that one series with tiny clay dragons that someone makes? I read that, and liked it. But my love of dragons can all be traced directly back to Eragon.

I don't really care very much about the series anymore, I don't participate in the fandom. But Eragon will always hold a very very special place in my heart, for it was the series that introduced me to dragons.

[redzania]

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@nimos-flakes

sorry 4 reposting, i forgot to add a watermark earlier

[paradoxspaceheater]

qwertyuiop asdfghjkl zxcvbnm. if you even care.

[were--ralph]

est two test two hink i have e even mree brokenletters han I nitilll houghtt

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkll

zxvnm

[jkthy]

qwertyuiop

[redzania]

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walk cycle 1

[toastingpencils37]

Ninjargon Translations, Dragons Rising S1E6.

Sorry I didn't have one for E5, but I couldn't find any new Ninjargon there

The middle board:

1234567890 Qwertyuiop Asdfghjkl Zxcvbnm

Asdfghjkl 1234567890

You can tell that whoever was responsible for writing Ninjargon for this board just decided to keyboard smash whole lines of keys directly from how they're placed on a keyboard lmao. Which does also appear again on a computer in the Security room

The purple tablet screen:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17

The purple numbers were actually pretty difficult to notice. To the point where I didn't even see them until at least 10 minutes after I translated the blue numbers (I went off to unload the dishwasher).

Also, with the second line of numbers, they started at a random number for some reason? But then the third chain follows that sequence. So I'm not entirely sure what was going on there.

Hologram sign:

Science Fair

Pretty straight forward

ough boy that's a lot

Screen in row closest to camera on the left:

Hydraulic Arm

And on the table he actually has one. Sweet!

In later shots reuses of this translation can be seen.

Screen in row closest to camera on the right:

Beaker Set

Now that right there is a kid that doesn't even want to be there. Or they have some real innovative beakers. Also, with this translation, it looks like there are multiple other screens that have it.

Screen in row second to camera on the left :

Volcano

It's Jordiepop's project!!!!. Except for the fact that it also pops up multiple times. Oh yeah also the volcano itself is visible too.

Magazine on the Bed:

Dr Larow

New

I think the second part says "New", but I can't tell 100%

The screen on the lock:

Hi

Hi lmao?

Keypad:

A B C D E F G H I

So just a typical keypad, except for the fact that it has letters rather than numbers.

[arginnit]

qwertyuiop´+asdfghjklñ{}<zxvbnm,.-12567890'¿

ok the keys for numers three and four are fuked, so is the letter c, my spaebar and the winddows key :/

keybords dying sadly, its less than 2 years old so its weird

[swanseamechanic1962]

Peepaw there's this button on your keyboard that you probably pressed, it's making all of your words come up in full capitals. you need to press it again to make them lowercase like this

/*-`QWERTYUIOP[]\234567890-789+asd

there. Happy now?