#quote source: ndrv3

[almostdanganronpaquotes]

*Kokichi & Himiko are holding hands*

Shuichi: Why are you two holding hands?

Kokichi: Studies show that holding hands can reduce stress.

Shuichi: Oh, I thought you two were dating or something.

Himiko: We are. We’re also just really f///ing stressed.

[legit-danganronpa-trash]

Shuichi: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Kokichi: Thank you

Shuichi: I didn't say that was a good thing

Kokichi: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

[ariapmdeol]

It's just not FAIR!

[incorrect-drxreader]

(Y/N): Aw, you threw a party for me? That’s so nice of you-

Kaito: I accidentally put poisonous gas in one of these balloons, so if any of them pop, we might die.

[venchisu]

Kokichi: I just want a boyfriend

Miu: *kicks down the door (rip door)* it's about time bitch

Kokichi: alright, so what are my options?

Miu: *rantaro's pic* alright so, this one has a lot of money and he would treat you good and you'd be set for life

Miu: *kiibo's pic* uh, this one is really really nice to you and he treats his mom well

Miu: *pregame saihara's pic* this one is totally obssesed and in love with you

Miu: These are actually good ones *saihara's pic (orig i say)* actually these one, these one doesn't like you at all so ignore that one and these, uh these—

Kokichi: Wait, why does'nt that one want me?

Miu:It doesn't matter, he treats you like shit anyway (*chapter 4 flashbacks go brr*) and he's 5'7 so just ignore it

Kokichi: But wh-what's his name?

Miu: Are you serious? You have all these options

Kokichi: i want that one, the one who doesn't want me, th-that's the one i want (Kokichi cursing to himself bcz he stutter lol, pregame Kokichi, is that you?👀)

Miu: Dumb. Dumb as hell

Kokichi: Can i have that one please?

Miu: Yeah sure take it, i dont give a fuck so just take it

[chubbletea]

Shuichi: You stay positive

Shuichi: You always believe that everything is going to work out! *inhale*

Shuichi: How do you do it?

Kaito: Well- I'll tell you my secret sir!

Kaito:

Kaito: I lie to myself

Kaito: Every morning, when I wake up, I say; "Everything is going to be okay!" BUT I'M LYINGG

Kaito, placing his hand on Shuichi's shoulder: AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN DO IT

Kaito:

Kaito: Have a swell night, sir!

Shuichi: O.O

[eyewussjack]

kaito: we're literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can't everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

[incorrectlyndrv3]

"I got all this panic and not one invitation to the disco."

- Shuichi Saihara

[aroaceibuki]

Shuichi, to Kokichi: are you feeling okay? you havent come up with any dastardly evil schemes lately :(

[terribleincorrectdr-archive]

Kokichi: Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling towards them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

Miu: What the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is? 

[danganronpabs]

this ones pretty basic but like take it

[almostdanganronpaquotes]

Kokichi: I was attracted to you first.

Himiko: But I confessed first.

Kokichi: I asked you out first.

Himiko: Well, I said "I love you" first.

Kokici, pulling out a ring and getting down on one knee: I proposed first.

Himiko: Well, I- WAIT! WHAT?!

[legit-danganronpa-trash]

Kokichi: Give me a kiss goodbye, over.

Shuichi: *sends a kiss through the radio*

Kokichi: Kiss received, loud and clear.

[takonei]

Kaede: What are your favorite dinosaurs?

Rantaro: Pigeon

Kaede: But

Ryoma: Vodka.

Kaede: No

[incorrect-drxreader]

Korekiyo: (Y/N) texted me, ‘your adorable’.

Korekiyo: And I replied, ‘No, YOU’RE adorable’.

Korekiyo: Now (Y/N) likes me. We’ve been on two dates and all I did was point out a typo.