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spiffypants123 · 2 years ago

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s4 e2

e1 went to shit so lets just get onto it

apple

i take back all the things i said about apple in the past. this is perfect. 10/10

android

also not too shabby. lets check out the animated version. 9/10

android again

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I am so sad. I am so sad that the amount of tears that I cried today literally filled up 4.2069 pools. I literally just sat on my bed and cried. Did nothing but cry. I didn't go and get help, I wasnt even gonna try. Why? Because obviously I do not deserve to feel any better because what I have done is annihilate a person's reputation forever without any guilt whatsoever and I only felt guilty when my daddy yelled at me for it. I feel so guilty right now, not because of what I done but because someone was rational to point out that what I did was wrong. When I am done crying ,which will probably not happen because I am so guilty right now, I will do another horrible act without any guilt because I do not learn from my past mistakes. I swear I am so sad and depressed I could literally cry so much that my eyeballs will be dried out within a couple minutes, and they will stop working for eternity. I am so depressed that the soldiers who risked their lives to fight for my freedom to take nudes would not be able to understand my pain. I really want you to know that I am indeed depressed and sad okay???? If you do not acknowledge the fact that I am depressed every 6.9 seconds I will literally scream and your ears will be permanently damaged. I swear I am so sad right now. 10/10.

samsung

it's not bad but could be better. why does it have a open mouth? 7.5/10

twitter

bru momento 6/10

microsoft

well they sort of escaped from the thicc outline so 9/10

emojipedia

emojipedia doesnt care. we tried to make them care multiple times but they didn't care. they don't care and this emoji is an example of them not caring. overall it could be better but they don't care. 3.5/10

toss face???

who are you? 5/10

7/10 because its blushing for whatever reason

joypixels/bitlife/whatever the fuck it is its gonna be used somewhere

its pretty good, its standard and i like the gradient 8.5/10

how could we forget openmoji

yes how could we forget the utter dissapointment we get every season by the kahuna of outlines

#emoji reviews #emoji review #emoji #dissapointment #emotional #quit reading the tags #stop #STOP NOW #i give up #im sorry #apple #samsung #android #skin tone chicken bone google chrome

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calicohyde · 2 years ago

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i hate when ppl act like the only reason to not like a "sad" ending is because you can't take it or whatever. personally as a tragedy enjoyer, i hate a poorly written ending. i hate an ending that is just kind of a bummer. i hate an ending that feels mean-spirited to the audience. i hate an ending that's redundant. i love a sad ending that is thematically consistent, poignant, and bespoke to the rest of its narrative.

#jack facts #feeling quite salty about it today lads #reading process #tragedy tag

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umblrspectrum · 4 months ago

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tessa, being the edgy little freak she is, obviously took the original darkxwolf username

#synemy is like a fun fic go read that #inspired by some chatter in the archives where tessas username was discussed and i suggested “darkxwolf16”#synemy drone tessa is quite the enigma. i dont draw other peoples oc designs often so it took a bit to get the hair a way i like #you can see it changing inbetween panels if you care hard enough #i think im getting better with like poses or stuff #im not hating myself nearly as much when i draw hands so thats gotta be a positive #putting tessa in a drone body so uzi can strangle her for taking the name #otherwise she would've found a way to strangle her own bits of code. hell hath no fury like a doorman scorned #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones tessa #drone!tessa #synemy #never thought i'd use tags like these but well here we are #hi kalpeavaris if you somehow stumble your way onto this

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lucabyte · 4 months ago

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Different standards

#didnt mean to do this one in quote unquote colour but it wasnt legible without it so. heres a treat i suppose #isat #isat spoilers #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat fanart #isat loop #isat bonnie #lucabyteart #coughs up a lung. anyway. ramble time as per usual. this is what i was warming up for btw in case it wasnt obvious #besides being another entry in the 'letting bonnie read loop for filth on accident' series. this is mostly self indulgent musings on #headcanons (and i will just use that word here.) ive previously rambled about in other tags and posts #namely: in the scenario that loop integrates into the party as a New Person for quite a while before The Truth Come Out. i feel they have #a decent chance at really scoring a slam dunk in becoming a guardian figure for bonnie? loop's demeanor is already colder and a tiny #bit more level-headed than siffrin's in the way they seem to discuss bonnie with them. namely pointing out that bonnie #never really hated them. it seems to be one thing they're genuinely at peace with? they've seen by now the truth that bonnie #was just scared and upset. and likely now knows that what bonnie wants is to be treated with grown-up respect within reason. plus loop #already scores bonus points with bonnie since they didnt 1. fuck up bad like sif did in act 5 and 2. saved sif in the party's eyes #... but then when it turns out that this clean-slate relationship with a stranger was siffrin being deceitful? must have been odd.#bonnie seems to really dislike being lied to. the question is whether they'd see it that way? would they feel betrayed there?#anyway. this is set after all those emotions are at least settled some. loop able to be more physically affectionate... and yet #still not letting themselves be quite as close as they'd like perhaps. perhaps...#anyway translucent pyjamas because i dont care if you're comforting a crying child you've GOT to SERVE!!!#and also i feel like the party probably wouldn't let loop stay completely naked for that long. especially not post-reveal anyway

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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hope you feel better soon!

I am riddled with ailments, but I stay silly!

#ask #non mdzs #My health journey has been: Hernia -> acid reflux -> Vocal pain due to aforementioned reflux -> chest infection.#I'm terrified to know what's about to hit me next. Please let it be something kind. PLEASE.#The consequence of living with linguists is that you'll wake up with a wacked up voice -#suddenly you're sitting you down in front of a program called something like Praat having your shimmer and jitter levels calibrated.#They gave me a GRBAS of 33012. I have a fun thing called a pitch break where a whole octave just does not exist.#My vocal pain was bad enough I ended up seeing a speech pathologist and that whole experience was super neat!#I learnt a lot about voice - to be honest I might make a little comic on it after some more research. Fascinating stuff.#For example; your mental perception of our voice modulates the muscles of the vocal folds and larynx.#meaning that when you do have changes (inflammation = more mass = lower frequency)#your brain automatically attempts to correct it to what it 'should sound like'. Leading to a lot more vocal strain and damage!#And it gets really interesting for trans voice care as well - because the mental perception of one's voice isn't based on an existing sampl #So a good chunk of trans voice training is also done with the idea of finding one's voice and retraining the brain to accept it. Neat!#Parkinsonial Voice also has this perception to musculature link! The perception is that they are talking at a loud/normal volume #but the actual voice is quite breathy and weak. So vocal training works on practicing putting more effort into the voice #and retraining the brain to accept the 'loud' voice as 'normal'.#Isn't the human body fascinating?#Anyhow; Now I have vocal exercises and strategies to reduce strain and promote healing.#Which is a lot better than my previous strategy of yelling AAAH in my car until my 'voice smoothed out'.#You can imagine the horror on the speech path's face. I am an informed creature now.#I'm my own little lab rat now. I love learning and researching. Welcome to my tag lab. Class is dismissed.#I'll be back later with a few more answered asks </3 despite everything I'm still going to work and I need the extra sleep.#Thank you for the well wishes! And if you read all of that info dump; thank you for that as well!

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coffeebanana · 6 months ago

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there will never ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER be enough hurt/comfort fics. just so you know

#sometimes i go on super specific tag hunts and then am shocked and offended when i only find the same fics i've already read before HAHA #i'm laughing but also i'm crying #and i can only write so fast (ie. not fast at all) so it never quite satisfies the craving...#also i did not plan the number of Evers to be 7 but it just turned out that way and 7 is my favourite number that must be a good sign right

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trauma-bot · 3 months ago

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sin eater

#sorry its been a minute!!! the horrors. you understand.#anyways yall ready for another gloom tag essay because here we go!!!#im constantly thinking about the ramifications of uzi literally eating cyn and her now being apart of her.#specifically how it impacts uzi mentally. like dgmw i LOVE the silly cyntail shenanigans in fanart (ive also contributed to this) however #when i really think about it in relation to uzi's arc i go crazy insane #uzi is a character who is grasping for control after a lifetime of not having it.#she has no control over how her peers treat her. she has no control over khan neglecting her for reasons that arent her fault.#she quite literally has no control over the solver taking her over and making her do monstrous things against her will #which solidifies her feelings of being a freak monster who everyone was right to outcast and mistreat.#because im Unwell i interpret her calling herself god as a way to convince herself of having control- and to lock away feelings of impurity #if anyone is in control- if anyone is loved and cherished despite any and all wrong doings- its a god.#and that all comes to a head when she eats the heart of cyn thereby destroying the AS- a literal manifestation of a corrupted god- for good #finally taking back control from the entity that had been terrorizing and traumatizing both her and her loved ones. but did she really?#cyn is apart of her now. powerless sure- but that doesnt take away the horrors she wrought previously #and even so- has uzi ever stopped being just a host? do you think shes terrified of cyn regaining power out of the blue?#do you think uzi ever stops feeling like a monster?#“sin eating” was a thing that happened where someone would consume ritual foods to take on the sins of a recently deceased person #thus absolving said deceased person of any sins and putting them onto the sin eater. being a sin eater ensured eternal damnation.#and i just think about that a lot. when applying that (symbolically ofc(somewhat literally. she very much is a cyn eater)) to what uzi did.#“gloom you're reading way too much into this” THE LITTLE GOTH ROBOT. MAKES ME INSANE IN THE HEAD. OK!!!!!#gloom.art #murder drones #murder drones fanart #murder drones uzi #uzi murder drones #uzi doorman #uzi md #md uzi #uzi fanart

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nonbinary-vents · 6 months ago

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This has been an absolutely horrible couple weeks for the Jewish and Israeli community, so I want to throw in at least a tiny bit of hope in here. Amina Hassouna, the Bedouin girl who was severely hurt in Iran’s missile attacks, has been recovering well and seems to be in good condition! She is described as being ‘fully conscious’ and ‘communicating and smiling’. Two bomb shelters have been placed in Al-Fura, the town that she and her family are from, as well.

#ישראבלר #ישראל #jumblr #(I know technically it’s not but I think people will be happy to see this)#also #putting this in the tags— I don’t want to focus on politics because this news is more important right now #but I do truly hope that this will initiate stronger moves towards protecting Bedouin towns and villages #many of them are unrecognised and do not have bomb shelters despite being there for decades #the treatment of Bedouins by the government in general needs to vastly improve #hopefully there will be proper steps in the future towards improving conditions for these towns #like I’m trying to be mild about this because it’s a subject that makes me very upset and I don’t want to go on an angry rant lol #like I said— hopefully things’ll to start change in a few years if the next government can please form a coalition not full of crazy people #if you want to read more about Amina and her family the Times of Israel has quite a few articles btw

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egg24108 · 24 days ago

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i want a fic about them on my desk by thursday. capiche? /j

#blackleg is blacklegginggggg #sanji was destined to be a fave of mine bc he has shitty hair and long legs. that is quite literally all it takes #zosan #sanzo #my art #also if the number 12 has any significance in op i wouldnt know bc again i quite literally have not watched a single ep or read a single ch #i am just here for the gays #anyways luffy is the goalie on zoro's team (he knows and admires sanji bc ofc he does. he likes to try some of sanji's skating poses)#and nami owns the rink they all practice at #robin is the physical therapist/massage therapist zoro reticently ponders to abt his crus--rivalry. rivalry #in between trying not to scream bc holy fuck robin just dug her elbow into his glutes that he never stretches #twist could b zoro thinks robin only works for the team but turns out she works on sanji too (who is much better abt stretching but has som #sort of injury that knocked him out of competition while he recovers maybe) and he also prob talks about his cr-rival who thinks hockey is #harder than figure skating to her to. shes prob interchangable with chopper or maybe the pair work together #nami is probably a former figure skater but being a rink owner and skating instructor makes more money that competitions alone sooooo.....#i wish i had clever thoughts for the other strawhats but alas i do not. apologies usopp et al. i am not cool enough #edit: pls see @milfjf’s additional tags talking abt the other strawhats bc they’re RIGHT

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yanderespamton78 · 10 months ago

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AJDJSOAJW I MADE MY SPAMTON PLUSH THE DEFRAG OUTFIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm so normal. About. This comicc

Yes

Defragmentation by @zarla-s go read it if you haven't rjkwsjdkdhkash

#a #im gonna use the tags to just gush about defrag #like #you dont uunderstand #i dont even know hwy i like the comic so much im not like this about other deltarune fancomics n stuff #im just so rabid about it aa #i remember when i first found the dub i was just glad to find a comic dub that was longer than 5 mins #little did i know that this was the beginning of a defrag fixation which lasted for like a month and a half #i think defrag is like 70% of the reason why my spamton obsession has gone on for so long lmao #god i used to read it so much there was a time that i could quote it word for word up to the like 20th jesus #im not quite as insane now #also GOD I HATE SEWING #im so bad at it #i had to get my grandma to help me since she is good at sewing #she did most of it lmao i did some of the stitching tho #aa im so normal about him #oops nearly forgot to do fandom tags lmao #spamton #spamton deltarune #spamton g spamton #deltarune spamton #defragmentation #defragmentation au #spamton plush

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amogus-real-not-clickbait · 3 months ago

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part 1 of a little comic / art sequence that i've been working on! :D it's part tribute, part experimenting with brushes n colors and trying new thingz :]

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and thus continues my endless quest of spreading the carrot fics like a plague! if you've seen my art floating around you probs already figured that this au holds a very special place in my heart, forever and always!!

if you haven't heard of it, it's a fic series by @crowned-ladybug called carrot soup!! it made me wish i could speak colors and i need more people to share my struggle xd

go check it out if you're into sweet voice lore and qpr level gayness and just wanna feel warm and soft and warm (hurt/comfort my beloved) <333 there are some heavier themes cos everyone's traumatized but they're working through it! be sure to check the tags and stay safe! <3