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[midnightlavenderimp]

you get two versions of the same shitpost lets gooo!!!

meme ref undercut

[akanemnon]

Chara did nothing wrong chara did everything wrong

Chara made mistakes; but they are also a child with a warped perception of reality who couldnt have known how everything would fall apart

That's exactly what the tags say

[guardian-angle22]

TK/Carlos + Touch

↳ 5.01 Both Sides, Now

[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

DATING SAM WINCHESTER HEADCANONS

Sam is a complete gentleman. Once you capture his attention, it will be completely fixed on you and he will never even look around at any woman other than you.

That being said, getting his attention is very difficult. He was polite and kind to everyone, so you thought that he didn't want you particularly.

But he did. He liked you more than anyone else, and soon, asked you out.

Sam is the sweetest boyfriend, he'll try his best to know what you like and don't like so that he can make sure that he never makes you uncomfortable.

Hugs and cuddles. He loves it when you keep your head on his shoulder while he's doing research or reading a book. He pretends like he doesn't need affection but deep down, you know he does.

Everyone around Sam treats him like he's a baby, so in the beginning, when you had done that too, Sam had got angry. Very angry.

But as time passed, you saw how talented and capable Sam is, and learned to not underestimate him. Sam fell a bit more in love with you because of that.

Sam is constantly worried about others, including Dean and Bobby, looking at him like he was a freak, like he was inhuman. But you never looked at him like that. For you, he was just Sam. Your Sam.

He takes great pride in the fact that he's tall, and teases you about your height more often than not. You try to tease him back and it eventually ends up in a makeout session.

Sam treats you with great care, but he doesn't underestimate you. He loves and cherishes you while being aware of how strong you are.

He will always make sure that you get enough rest and food. If you're ever upset, he'll try to talk to you and coax the problem out of you. In the sweetest, gentlest way possible.

Whenever he and Dean argue, he always comes to you and talks to you about how he disagrees with most of his family values, and you listen to him patiently, just glad that he doesn't shut himself off like his brother and actually talks about his feelings.

Sam's love language is words of affirmation. He needs to be told how good and kind he is, relying on healthy communication more than anything else. In return, he constantly praises you, showering you with love and appreciation.

Contrary to what most people might believe, Sam is not a boring person. He has different ideas of fun, and though he's not the most joyous or exuberant person around, he's fun to be with. He will make sure that you never get bored in his presence.

That being said, he does get insecure that you might leave him for someone better, someone louder, more enthusiastic, but you convince him with both words and actions that he's the one for you, and you wouldn't even think of leaving him.

He's not the only one who gets insecure, though. Being extraordinarily handsome and cute, many girls and even a couple of guys flirt with him on multiple occasions, even when you're right beside him.

But Sam makes sure to let the world know that he's yours. Many times, to get the point across, he'll kiss you in front of the lot to let them know that you're together.

Sam wants to quit hunting and start a family with you, a quiet, white-fence life, and since it's with him, so do you.

You and Sam are endgame, and both of you are going to make sure that you two stay with each other, forever.

[lmmontgomerypolls]

poll submitted by 👤anonymous

* difficulty level: CURSED 🚫

** this poll is assuming everyone listed is age appropriate for each other and adults, with full acknowledgement that these couples can/do create timeline issues otherwise

[putting-sayori-in-random-places]

Happy (late) Birthday DDLC!

I can't believe this game is 7 years old, that's wild! DDLC altered my brain chemistry, whether that's a good thing is up in the air though. I had a busy day yesterday so I couldn't celebrate the anniversary in time.

Anyway, happy birthday to this game and of course, Monika 💚

-Mod Buzz

[misshoneyimhome]

Describe the dynamic between Willy x inexp ofc now that Alex lives with them :) now she has to be extra quite

Oh, I was giggling the whole time I wrote this! 🤭

I can just picture how inexperienced!reader and William will have to devise new strategies for their living situation 😉 We know they know she’s not exactly quiet (do we remember Sweden in the beginning?), and they love pushing boundaries—so adding Alex to the condo is definitely going to be a challenge for her 🙈

Warnings: Mention of sexual activity

Word count: 900+

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When you first heard that Alex was moving in with you and William, you weren’t quite sure whether to laugh or cry. Sure, you liked Alex—he was charming, easy-going, and always brought a good vibe. But sharing a living space? That was a whole different story. You and William had settled into this perfect little rhythm, and the thought of Alex becoming a part of that made you a bit anxious.

But the moment Alex rolled in with his bags, you could feel the shift. What used to be a carefree, spontaneous atmosphere suddenly needed a serious dose of caution. Every kiss with William turned into a covert operation, as you both had to be hyper-aware that Alex could pop in at any moment. Your once free-flowing passion morphed into a stealth mission—like some romantic spy thriller where you were tiptoeing around your own home.

Mornings were the trickiest. You’d be in the kitchen, the smell of coffee and toast wafting through the air, when William would sneak up behind you, his hands slipping around your waist. His lips would brush your neck, sending butterflies swirling in your stomach. But instead of melting into him, you’d whip your head around, heart racing because Alex might just be a few steps away. But of course, William, being the cheeky troublemaker he is, would whisper something suggestive just as Alex strolled in, his eyes dancing with mischief. It was like he enjoyed the thrill of making you squirm, turning every innocent moment into something electric.

Every little sound had to be muffled, and every passionate moment came with a side of caution. If Alex was just down the hall, you had to bite your lip and stifle a moan like some sort of secret agent in a high-stakes mission. You’d catch William’s eye across the room, and the spark would ignite, but you both knew the stakes were higher. Sneaking around became part of the fun, but it didn’t quite replace the freedom you once had.

You were both excited and frustrated by the whole situation. You missed the spontaneity, the freedom to lose yourself in William without constantly glancing over your shoulder. Gone were the days of spontaneous blowjobs in the middle of the living room, or being eaten out by William on the dinner table, or him bending you over the kitchen counter and pounding into you like there was no tomorrow.

Well… that wasn’t entirely true, of course. You’d learned Alex’s training schedule by heart, and whenever their practices didn’t overlap, William seized the chance to remind you just how much he craved you. And those moments were still as electrifying as before, even if they lacked the surprise factor that made them feel so wild before. You and William still indulged your primal desires, but now there was a constant undercurrent of caution. Every stolen kiss had a bit of a thrill to it, but it was mixed with the nagging thought that Alex could pop in at any moment.

For a while, Alex seemed blissfully clueless, as he was too busy focusing on hockey and getting used to living with you two. At first, he didn’t catch on to the way your conversations would drop like a stone the moment he walked in or how your laughter would go silent. But come on—he wasn’t daft. You all had an idea that the walls did nothing to keep your more “enthusiastic” moments under wraps.

And then came that unforgettable breakfast when Alex casually remarked, “You know, these walls are pretty thin,” with a cheeky grin. Your face went beet red, and you shot a glance at William, who was barely containing his laughter. Alex was relentless with the teasing after that. “Rough night?” he’d throw out, making you want to crawl under the table, while William just cackled like a hyena, clearly enjoying the show.

However, as the months rolled on, you and William found your groove in the new normal. The initial stress of being stifled faded into a more relaxed vibe. And you realised Alex was actually into the playful banter; he thrived on it. If you were loud, who cared? If Alex heard? Well, that just added to the fun.

The thrill of sneaking around had always brought you and William closer, and now, with Alex in the mix, those not-so-secret moments felt even more charged. Each kiss, each little touch was laced with a sensual tension that made everything feel alive. You started finding new ways to express your desire for William, sharing heated glances and whispering sweet nothings when you thought Alex was distracted—spoiler alert: he usually wasn’t.

And despite all the sneaking around, there was something undeniably lovely about seeing William so happy living with his brother. You could tell how much it meant to him to have Alex close by, and that happiness lit up his whole demeanour. The playful banter and sibling rivalry brought a whole new energy to your home, and while it made things a bit chaotic, it also created moments of pure joy. You couldn’t help but smile at the way they joked and teased each other; it reminded you that they were not just brothers but best friends.

In the end, the living situation turned into an unexpected adventure. It wasn’t ideal, but it was something you and William could totally roll with. Every shared moment became more meaningful, reminding you of the unique bond you had, even amidst the chaos of living with Alex. 

[rielzero]

Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D

[aimasup]

Adorableness Aggression

Bill knows damn well what he's doing

[secretly-a-trekkie]

they deserved a beach episode

[bitesized-pup]

need a nice thick cock pushing into me n spreading me open n a rough voice telling me what a good dog I am as they pull on my hair. need to feel hands on my waist tugging me closer to them as they rut up into me and curse under their breath. wanna hear them moan my name and little “oh fuck”s as they grip onto me like I’m the center of their world 🫶

[akanemnon]

So, Flowey said he can't feel guilt because he has no soul. Chara also doesn't have a soul, but they seem to feel really guilty. What exactly makes them different in this regard?

Believe it or not, that comes into play later

[i-am-hungry-24-7]

[TF141 with A Reader That Can Fall Asleep Anywhere and Anytime]

Price’s heart skips a beat when he steps into the bedroom and sees your legs on the bed while the rest of your body just dangles from the edge of the bed.

He manhandles you back onto the bed and kisses you goodnight, but his poor heart gets surprised again when he goes to the bathroom in the morning and is welcomed by the sight of you dangling your legs on the edge of the empty bathtub this time and body lies in the tub.

He picks you up and you stir, murmuring that you were brushing your teeth when he asks you why you’re sleeping in the tub, and then drift back to dream in his arms with the toothbrush in your hand.

Soap is too used to your weird sleeping habit, so when he comes home and sees you lying with your head on the couch but hanging your legs over the back of the couch, he just scoffs a laugh and carries you to bed.

“Hey Johnny” you mumble when you feel him put you on the bed.

“go back to sleep” He kisses you and goes to shower, and when he finishes and goes back to your side, he shakes his head in disbelief when he finds you lying horizontally even though he just adjusted your position into a normal human one 5 minutes ago.

Gaz wakes up in the morning and walks to the living room just to witness you standing but bend over the kitchen counter, he almost thinks you’re dead and the haziness in his mind just vanishes in a second.

“babe wake up!” he knows you’re alive but still checks if you are breathing as he wakes you up.

“goo morni kyl I -&&:@/“ and he only watches you straight up for a greeting and then slump onto the counter to sleep again, while the tea you make is beside you.

Ghost

“What do you want for dinner?” He asks when you two sit together in front of the desk, he's using his laptop while you’re reading.

“What you want for dinner love?” He says again when he doesn’ t get a response from you.

“Love?”

He turns to face you after another silence, and finally, he discovers why you're so quiet, because you fall asleep while resting your head on your hand.

He grins while taking out his phone and records you, and (luckily) he captures your head slips out of your palm and slams your face on your book as you are totally unfazed and keep snoring.

[sandushengshou]

things sam reid has said [1/∞]

[midnightlavenderimp]

have a few warm ups!