#quacamole

[worshiptheglitch]

"Ask yourself this: Is guacamole life? If guacamole is life, then reverb is guacamole."

Omri Cohen

[cursedzucchini]

Sandwiches taste better be without ketamine — part 1

Y'know all those Danny is in wayne mansion and Alfred drugs him (bc they're sus of this dude, Bruce wants to interrogate him whatever).

Well i had a thought and i think i wanna write it haha

Tw: drugging, disasosiaction (from first pov), overall Danny is not in a good mental space

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It was evening.

Danny wasn't sure where exactly he was, nor even what year it was. The mansion he broke in was huge and fancy, all the gothic aesthetic this city seemed to be almost worshipping and the slimy smell of money, included.

At first he hoped no one will notice him, as foolish as it was with his luck. He wasn't all that suprised when an elderly man in black suit tapped his shoulder and asked if he would want a 'brunch'. If Danny didn't have ghost sense, he'd suspect he was the ghost of a butler or something, but no. The man was very much alive, if not a little liminal. But at this point who wasn't.

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And yes, Danny can admit it was stupid not to ran the moment he noticed the man, but... was it so wrong to hoped maybe for once he met nice people who wouldn't try and vivisect him?

Feeling the familiar artificial feeling of fatigue, yes, yes it was.

In the private of his mind, he couldn't help but feel disappointed. The man seemed nice, but more importantly his food was divine. God, if his existence wasn't banned by the government, he might've even take the drugging for the food.

Yes, he might be disasosiacting. Not like he has any other choice, if he doesn't want to destroy this place.

“Is something wrong sir?” the elder (he introduced himself, but Danny figured trying to drug someone made him loose name privileges) asked, a great imitation of genuine worry lacing his voice. The boy had to give it to him, he was an excellent actor (who tried to drug him. Put something in his food and he didn't notice. Wanted to do who knows what with.him. druGgeD hIM lIKe tHE gIv dIiiiIIiIi—)

Danny blinked. It was getting harder to keep his eyes open. He opened his mouth to speak, but the ever boiling anger was now even stronger than normally. He wanted to scream and punch the man. He wanted to take the tasty guacamole toast and throw it so hard it cracks the wall. He wanted to destroy and wail and-

Instead he continued staring at the man, no emotions visible on his face. Danny didn't want to say anything, or even move, because what if that was the catalyser for him to break and just... do something he might regret later. But the longer was sitting on the stool, the stupid toast in front him, the man's eyebrows scrunching in fake worry—

"If there is anything I can—"

"is it normal for you to drug every guy who visits, or am I just that special?" he could hear himself say. Or well, Danny knew he was saying this, but it was as if it was beyond his control. Like he was just a onlooker in his own life.

The butler blinked, but other than that no surprise showed on his face. So it wasn't a mistake, Danny noted, ignoring the rising tension in his body. Some part of him sighed, already preparing to fight the grandpa before him.

"it appears there was some sort of—" the boy jumps over the island, zeroing onto the older man's hand. He wrenched the stun gun out of his grasp, not afraid to bite or scratch, all the while dodging a kick to his side. The other man had suprisingly strong grip, but it was nothing in face of Danny's rising suspicions and surprise attack.

The boy swiftly got as far away as he could, dismantling the weapon without taking his gaze away from the butler. The man was watching his action, apparently already gotten over Danny's surprise attack. A shame, he hoped he'd be able to overshadow the elder when he was in shock. He wasn't otherwise suprised, when he brushed his mind before, he could feel his mind was strong.

The familiar haze of pills was starting to take over Danny's body. He had to leave quickly. He couldn't leave without injuring the older man. If he didn't do something right now, he will fall unconscious.

Snarky quips it was than "If you wanted to get rid of me, you could've just called the police like a normal person y'know" the words came out more bitter than he wanted, but even that didn't shake the man before him. The butler was still watching him, positioned in something Danny vaguely recognized as fighting stance, face impassionate. That fact alone made him add "Or just... Tell me to leave. Literally anything but putting anesthetics in a perfectly good sandwich" only to see him squirm. The way he was so unbothered... Well it made Danny uncomfortable. (No one who drugged a kid, even if they had white hair and glowed, without showing an ounce of remorse was not a good person)

His eyes were closing, and he could feel his grip slipping on his power. What was the old man thinking?? The average human would probably be dead if they ate this much ketamine... This was getting more and more dangerous by the second, he had to... He had to... He...

"I apologize for all of this, but anyone able to enter this mansion unnoticed, cannot simply leave before some... Conversation happen" and didn't that sound ominous as hell. His vision was swaying, and he couldn't stay on his feet anymore. The panic was the only thing keeping him conscious. The moment he fell asleep, he wouldn't be able to keep his ecto signature in check, meaning They would immidietly know where he is. He would no longer be putting only himself in danger, but also the old man (as much as he deserved it for drugging him).

And he didn't know how his powers worked after everything. He could easily destroy this whole mansion, just by unravelling his true appearance.

"No... I- I have to... I..." his core was screaming. the similarity of this situation was a reminder of how he changed and what he used to be. He try to move towards where he thought could be the outer wall, but his limbs were so heavy. The boy didn't even bother to look at the old man anymore, just trying to get out of here. He turned on his stomach, crawling away from the man, tears gathering in the corner of his eyes. They stung in anger and hopelessness that once again filled him.

"It will not take long, you have nothing to worry about child" if he was little bit more aware, he might catch the pity in his voice, but he wasn't. All he could hear were threats and scorn. A noise, that wasn't entirely human, build up at the back of his throat. He couldn't stop the pathetic high pitched whines that escaped his mouth, even as his eyes were closed and body no longer moving.

And exactly in that moment the door to the kitchen smashed open, a burning core answering his own "What the fuck is going on here?!"

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Yeah idk this was just something on my mind, idk how this would even continue lol

Uh some more stuff i thought of for this

Danny wouldn't have a good relationship w Alfred at first. Like dude wouldn't trust him at all, not his food anything he says, and all. Idk the batfam could feel guilty, or it'd just be a cool new experience it doesn't matter

On that note, their relationship would probably get better, but i just wanted to acknowledge that someone drugging u is super traumatizing even if they do it w good intentions

Danny got kidnapped/sold to giv it doesn't really matter, but what is important is that he's full ghost. Why? Idk i just think it'd be so terrible for giv to see this Schrodinger's boy and went "yo what if we made him full ghost" and them succeeding. Like first of all that shit would destroy Danny and also it'd be such a terrible situation. Also batmans reaction to Danny dying, surviving (kinda) and than dying again would be so interesting

Also the person to come in is obviously Jason. He heard a kid screaming and felt it, and the pits went "baby >:((("

No idea what happens after, but at some point he stays at the manor and stuff happens. Idk what yet but it could be anyying

Where's batfamily? In batcave probably idk

I'm so tired i just finished writing this an holy wow kill.me. it's been a rough week haha. Hope u liked this i might continue this but probably not

[takeiteasyonmeimstilllearning]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Lupin III Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Arsène Lupin III/Mine Fujiko Characters: Arsène Lupin III, Mine Fujiko, Jigen Daisuke, Ishikawa Goemon XIII, Zenigata Kouichi Additional Tags: Temporary Character Death, Angst with a Happy Ending, Character Study, Minor Original Character(s), Heist gone wrong, Oneshot Summary:

Lupin III finds himself in the company of a strange lady at a familiar cafeteria, with no recollection of how he got there.

[caluski]

the win of the day is that my avocado was absolutely PERFECTLY ripe like scoop out whole from the skin with one move kind of ripe. that is so rare. enjoyed a half of smashed with sweet paprika and salt for both breakfast and now dinner. yum

[marblebagcollective]

the cdiscduo autism is taking over RAHHHHHHHHH AAAASAAAAAaAAAAAAAAA (screams of the damned)

[ninbinary]

what is it about me that even after this Big Art i still am going to shout-out "Hello / Add Guacamole"

[strawberryrockyroad]

You guys ever had ingredents.... ingredientsm... yall ever had Ingreduents.... you all ever had Ingredients?

Life changing

[ummick]

mercedes amg petronas f1 team make hand porn. again. mick schumacher learns how to make the perfect quacamole - 2023

[streamdotpng]

“I miss you” damn, that was too real. Literally a phrase I’ve said multiple times in those wistful dreams. Wonderfully done, and so real. Same goes for the late night call. So cruel, and yet also real. If you’re up for it, I do have a hurt/comfort prompt for balance. Kind of a reverse, one of them having a nightmare or dream where they’re apart, and waking up in a shock only to find comfort seeing the other still asleep next to them in bed (I leave it up to you who has the nightmare, though if I may ask that it’s the streamer au please? Endespair needs a win)

Got experience what can I say B) horrible coping aside, I really do hope I nailed the longing on both of my recent angst works

Here, let me write fluff bc I still don't know how to write Wednesday's pov 😭 mb yall

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Enid blinks awake.

Why?

She honestly doesn't know, but she does turn over and lowkey flinches back at the unblinking stare Wednesday gives her.

"holy quacamole," she whispers, settling down and coming back to her original spot. "you scared me!"

The corners of Wednesday's eyes crinkle, a smile even if it doesn't look like one.

Enid's fake offended face drops for she is always weak for her wife.

Its silent for a while, wednesday was probably still gathering her thoughts. Enid's head ran as she tried to see why her dear was up. It's probably like three in the morning but that was bc she's cliche and it's known as witching hour.

After some time, Wednesday's words come of soft and carefully said. "I had a nightmare."

Enid stares, her sleep adled mind doing it's best to keep up.

It seems like Wednesday knows that too, if the slight raise of a brow says anything. Amusement dances in her eyes, not at all bothered and most likely used to this.

"I'm here," Enid reassures with burning ears while giving a lopsided smile. "can't get rid of me that easily, dear."

Wednesday closes her eyes with a sigh and there is relief in her voice as she reached around Enid's waist and buried her head onto the crook of the slowly waking werewolf.

"I know."

Just like that, Wednesday falls asleep and Enid lies there for a moment with a mind not fully understanding what truly happened.

Oh well, she thinks.

They fall asleep.

[maxmartian22]

QUACAMOLE GAMER FART 9000

THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED DEMAND RETRIBUTION

[daily-klug]

Enchanted Appel of Wellness x20

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(I'm so sorry you're sick with one of the worst things to be sick with my little bacon honey barbecue crispy chicken sandwich I (genuinely) hope you feel better soon ❤️)

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Holy moly...

Anyways genuinely thank you my hot cheeto doritos flavor with quacamole hot chicken!!!!! Yippee!!!!

(Shoutout to everyone who doesnt know about the bbq inside joke🔥🔥 (literally the only exception is me and appel anon))

[worddevourer]

A duck mashes up some avocados to make quacamole.

[simpalert]

holy quacamole on rye!!

when on earth did this happen??

thanks so so much like holy shit/pos

[oh-katsuki]

question for ur pals: favorite pizza toppings?

rachel: veggies no cheese w quacamole

joe: Rachel’s tit milk

athena: olive

neil: onions

tara: garlic, onion, mushroom, peppers

[cuuno-moved]

what are the tourtles fav foods?

they all like pizza obv, but they all have other foods they like a lot.

donnie has absolutely no texture issues and will eat literally anything as a party trick but his favorite food is microwave quesadillas

leo likes pasta a lot

mikey eats a lot of different things, but his favorite food of all time is actually quacamole and chips

raph likes strawberry cheesecake