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shinji hirako – the past

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𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐢 + 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠

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(waxes his eyebrows off)

" i'm gonna fuckin' kill ya, sosuke !! " @deicada

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hirako shinji & hinamori momo captain & vice captain of the fifth division !

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@kenkaze

the wooden floors tho, just ruined >:/

its ok, dont worry abt the floors. let me take u on a ride in my spinny chair instead : ) 

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@hanayomemomo​ replied to your post

you know he got one for Momo too…because they have to match

      no doubt that everything he has, momo has one too ! 

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everyone: has a normal, wooden chair 

shinji, in his cool spinny chair: hey 8) 

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      hi, i’m procrastinating -- like for a starter (?)

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Shinji, convening with Sakanade: OK, so what's your Bankai release name?

Sakanade: Sakashima Yokoshima Happō Fusagari.

Shinji:

Shinji: Are you shitting me?

Sakanade: No.

Shinji: I'm not sayin' all THAT!

Sakanade: Well, you have to.

Shinji: Can't I shorten it?

Sakanade: No.

Shinji: OK, well, if I get tongue-tied and everyone dies, that's on you. If by the time I finish sayin' it everyone's dead, that's also on you, pompous-ass toothpick!

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Person A: “This is generally the part where people apologise.”

Person B: “I know.”

Person A: “Then why haven’t you said anything?”

Person B: “Because I’m not sorry.”

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       he taps his foot -- patiently waiting for his trusty lieutenant to just magically show up right before him. she’s usually great at reading his mind even, whether its rooms or miles away, not necessarily being there at his every beck and call, but just being there. this was urgent so he was sure she would be running around the corner any second.

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hanayomemomo‌ / momo.

“Yeah, I know but I wasn’t sneaking…”  A small hand reaches over to give him a little shove, “…you’re just out of it today.”

     “ that’s fair . it’s probably cause i ain’t got any caffeine in my system . you see , i’m tryin’ this new cleanse .. ” he pauses . “ --- and it fuckin’ sucks. ” 

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hanayomemomo‌ / momo. 

“I’ve been right beside you this whole time, Captain!  You don’t have to shout!”

     “ .. don’t ya know it’s rude to sneak up on people like that ? ”

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     “ momo ! get yer’ ass in here --- pronto ! ” ╱ @hanayomemomo

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