#pyotr luzhin

[incorrectlit]

Luzhin: *says anything*

Raskolnikov: Nobody cares.

Luzhin: Be silent, keep your forked tongue behind its teeth, I have not passed through fire and death to exchange words with a witless worm!

Raskolnikov: Blow me

[carcinogenical]

Modern AU headcanons of Lebezyatnikov and Luzhin except oddly specific

[deathbypickles]

non standard luzhins in some cheap markers

[ghaarem]

since I have already told you about crime and punishment puppet performance, why don't I show you those incredible babygirls

yipee

[archiveandpunishment]

Color Illustrations for Crime and Punishment by Philip Reisman, 1945

[rknchan]

babe its time to post raskolnikov

[possessedbydevils]

Love how Raskolnikov is trying so DESPERATELY to justify his actions by comparing himself to Napoleon. He's trying SO HARD to convince himself that he isn't like the old woman he killed, Pyotr who wants a wife that will let him control her, and Marmeladov who uses the money Sonya gathers by destroying herself. Bro is so delusional for saying "Wait no, I'm better than them, they corrupt the youth and are the cause of bad things in other people's lives but I'm better because l killed the cause of it. Even though l killed her sister, who did nothing wrong, too, sacrifices must be made to erase the bad. Napoleon did TONS of bad things to other people, including his country, but the good things he did had more effect and therefore he is praised instead of insulted, so who cares if l murdered a girl who wasn't like her big bad sister? My good doing(killing the evil, old woman) will surely cover the bad thing l did, which is killing her little, insulted sister... Right?". Like that's a whole other level of hypocrisy.

[welldonekhushi]

Crime and Punishment: Incorrect Quotes

I would never stop thinking about this novel. I never will. So here I bless you with some incorrect quotes that I wrote on our beloved characters! Hope you like it!

Porfiry, giving a whole damn monologue throughout the novel:

Raskolnikov, internally resisting the urge to not bring his axe out again: .. you're all good, Rodya. You're all good.

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Raskolnikov, talking about Luzhin: I said, that I don't think that he's good for you!

Dunya: How do you know what's good for me?

Raskolnikov, in an outburst: That's my OPINION!

Dunya, shocked:

Pulcheria, confused:

Razumikhin: .. oh.

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Raskolnikov: I might have to beat someone up just to get rid of all this blind fury.

Razumikhin: Oh, wow..

Raskolnikov: Now I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny.

Razumikhin: Hm.. what about that guy?

Raskolnikov, turns around to see Porfiry smiling at him sinisterly:

Raskolnikov, faints and passes out: Bozhe moy—

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Luzhin: Yup, sometimes you got to beat the ladies off with a stick!

Luzhin, swinging his stick: Back woman! Back, I said!

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Sonya: Ha! Footprints in the sand.. but then you turn around and see another set. Cause Jesus was with you, all along.

Camera pans to the next person beside her: .. but my name is Raskolnikov?

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Svidrigailrov, when he kills his own wife so he can marry Dunya but gets rejected after getting almost shot by her:

Svidrigailrov: Well, guess I'll die? *shrugs with the gun in his hand*

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Raskolnikov: I'm Napoleon. I'm a hero. I'm strong. I'm brave. I did something for society and humanity. Why should I be —

The old artisan: You're a murderer.

Raskolnikov, walks away: Nope. I'm not Napoleon. I'm a failure. I've been sinned. Sorry Mama. Sorry Dunya. *soon faints in between*

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Luzhin, exists:

Raskolnikov: How dare you breathe in our presence?!

Luzhin: Then am I not supposed to breathe? Why don't you do the same?

Raskolnikov: At least I'd be happy to die knowing you died with me too. *flips off at him*

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Alyona, lying on the floor dead:

Raskolnikov, stares at her dead body: .. well shit.

Raskolnikov, making a cool pose: But at least I've got that money!

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Fyodor Dostoevsky, creates Crime and Punishment:

Me, travelling back in time, and bowing down next to him: Thank you for writing such an amazing book. It changed my life.

Fyodor: But I just wrote this book about human suffering?

[marvel-starwarsfangirl]

Not my roommate suggesting to make Dostoevsky into a musical. Just imagine Crime and Punishment as a musical. That would epic!

Raskolnikov having an epic ballad about his inner torment.

Or Svidrailgov and Luzhin singing their villain song about their schemes.

Sonya getting a sweet song would be nice.

This is a random thought that popped in my head lol

[trzykwadranse]

why is he so cunty like wtf 😔😔

[my-patron-saint-is-jimmy]

Cannot STAND Luzhin suck my whole entire cock and balls you small vindictive selfish man

[midsummernightsmemes]

[carcinogenical]

Another Crime and Punishment Portrait ... this time my favorite comphet incel Luzhin 🎀 painted lovingly

[deathbypickles]

luzhin the number one male manipulator (this is his ploy to get out of splitting rent or something)

[ghaarem]

im fucking dead

(I just checked out CaP performance in our puppet theater and it was FIRE. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE their Luzhin doll🌹🌹🌹 I even gave his actor a juicy rose)

[archiveandpunishment]

Black and White Illustrations for Crime and Punishment by Philip Reisman, 1945