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out of context dmsmp discord my beloved

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real portal by LavaBladez

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is it right and good to organize your minecraft chests by color? yes. yes it is.

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is it right and good to organize your minecraft chests by color? yes. yes it is.

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check out these nerds, lol

Meet up for tea at Celesteal????

Yes. Should I send a letter regarding the details? I have missed our weekly chats, but in your absence, I have been enjoying the hibiscus tea you sent me. I look forward to seeing you again soon.

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why do you drink milk if it hurts you so bad

So to answer your question about why I drink milk. It a simple answer infact as a smart, genius, intelligent person once said 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger' if the milk hurts me but doesn't kill me I will one day become a god... Oh wait... Uh... Stronk is my answer!

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Drink water? Yes this is a question hence the question mark. And yes it is most certainly most definitely derogatory twords endermen ;).

water is very painful, so i cant really consume nor touch it... mando is that you? dont make me come over there.

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Why do you take milk baths?

Milk baths are way better then normal water baths. First off have you seen my skin soft as a kittens toe beans and obviously I change the milk out daily I'm not a monster who bathes in week old milk. I also use different plants and fragrances to keep myself smelling fresh.

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Weevil! This guy loves acorns.

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Flowering Azalea

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I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

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big fan of this one

Horn Coral Fan

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what would YOU choose?

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There's a little guy in my mail!!! I also have a little friend that accompanies me sometimes. I'm not sure why, but they seem to have taken a liking to me. I suppose I have never thought to give them a name. Any suggestions?

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of coarse

Coarse Dirt

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do u and resilientsmp kiss sloppy style

I never kiss and tell