#dmsmp

[deus-ex-machina-smp]

what would YOU choose?

[ask-dmsmp-dirk]

how is your chia pet bushel going?

Well… at first I have to admit I was a little scared of him… but since moving him to my bedroom I’ve been enjoying having some more company around. I’ve named my Bushel ‘Anchovy’ (I tried to stick with the Bushels’ ‘traditional’ naming convention… in hindsight maybe I should have chosen an orange pizza topping…) and have been having a lot of fun giving him new hairdos whenever his leaves start to grow too long and cover his eyes! I’m particularly keen on styling him to resemble myself. I once used him to hold a spare pair of glasses, and then realised I could accessorise him to look like another glorious Dirk statue. Although, the more I look at him the more I think he resembles an allay… I think he’ll fit into my family well. I’m hoping to take down some more Bushels so that I can grow him some siblings, then once they grow up I can have a magnificent army of plants that worship me instead of Siri. Hopefully Anchovy will grow up to be a bit less… strange… than the other Bushels though, luckily he has me to guide him onto the right path AND provide him free entertainment!

[sirirah]

what would you do if someone gave you a death note

Honestly I don't think there's really a point in using a death note since everyone here reincarnates anyway. They'd just come back. That being said,

[king-zeus]

what is your greatest accomplishment

..i dont think theres anything iʻm particularly proud of.

sorry.

[kitten4mula]

why do you drink milk if it hurts you so bad

So to answer your question about why I drink milk. It a simple answer infact as a smart, genius, intelligent person once said 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger' if the milk hurts me but doesn't kill me I will one day become a god... Oh wait... Uh... Stronk is my answer!

[mnemonic-mnemosyne]

Meet up for tea at Celesteal????

Yes. Should I send a letter regarding the details? I have missed our weekly chats, but in your absence, I have been enjoying the hibiscus tea you sent me. I look forward to seeing you again soon.

[livelaughchaosworld]

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[ask-leaf-anything]

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There's a little guy in my mail!!! I also have a little friend that accompanies me sometimes. I'm not sure why, but they seem to have taken a liking to me. I suppose I have never thought to give them a name. Any suggestions?

[ask-reincarnate-kronos]

Letter: Along with this I'm sending you a VCR and some Hallmark movies to learn the magic of love and happiness to warm your cold dead heart. Hopefully the old man can figure out how to use a VCR

The old man watches as another letter floats through the crack. He goes to pick it up as somehow the crack momentarily stretches wider to spit out a clunky cardboard box. It crashes to the ground in a large thump and cracking sounds that make Kronos wince.

"What the fuck??" He exclaims quietly. He moves closer and looks in the box to find some metal contraption snapped in half and other smaller boxes underneath it with writing. Upon further investigation he puzzles over the plastic contraptions inside of the cases.

Finally, he picks up the letter and gives it a read. Kronos' brow furrows and he tosses the letter aside in frustration. He picks up the smaller cases, discarding the contents of them into the box. He hides the empty cases behind his barrel where the warden won't find them. Then he takes the box and carefully throws each item back into the void below, making sure nothing gets left on the short landing between his bars and the emptiness below.

Finally he takes out his pen and gets to the letter.

"While I don't know how you are sending these, I think it might be wise not to send larger objects through... for now. If i get caught by the warden I'd have way too much explaining to do.

By the nature of your tone I'm guessing you know who I am, but of what nature I'm not sure. I'll read what I can on the boxes. Shame whatever contraption you sent broke, but I don't think I'd have a place to hide it anyway."

Kronos folds up the letter and floats it out into the void. He's got some reading to do.

[beaubirds]

Welcome to the show! Come on DOOWWWNNN! | DMSMP LORE SEASON FINALE https://www.twitch.tv/beaubirds

[oddrobotz]

About me!

yello im quinn, a genderfluid guy who ususally goes by he/him but she/her is fine too

so, you hopped the fence to learn more!

my interests are: gravityfalls, roblox, tlou, twdg

dni if you:

-proship/comshipper

-dmsmp fans

-artlore

-discriminate

thats it for niow but ill postsome art

[deus-ex-machina-smp]

have you been thinking thoughts about things and want to ask them to some dmsmp-ers? well youre in luck because several of us have made blogs and you can ask things to them and they might even respond!

@king-zeus

@livelaughchaosworld

@mnemonic-mnemosyne

@sirirah

and possibly more <.<

you can also send in questions here about lore or characters or whatever! :D

check reblogs for additional dmsmp ask blogs!

[sirirah]

i think the horses should have salad dressing names :3

HERE. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?

[king-zeus]

what would you do if you were given a death note

[kitten4mula]

How do you feel about the items you bought at the auction today?

Oh Hi leaf thanks for the question I guess.. but the items I got have made me happy with how silly some of them are or like how I obtianed siris mother which is now my future wife I will treat with the upmost respect

[mnemonic-mnemosyne]

How do you feel about Siri's horse sanctuary?

Hello Leaf. I think Siri’s horse sanctuary is a wonderful thing. I have seen (and been tormented by) many skeleton horses on the server, so their sanctuary provides a safe place for horses who otherwise would not have a home (and who would kill me if given the chance). I enjoyed spending my time in their pasture and barn during my recent stay at Siri’s home. Don’t tell the other horses, but I think Calendula is my favorite.