#dm smp

[deus-ex-machina-smp]

what would YOU choose?

[king-zeus]

where is my child support?

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[ask-reincarnate-kronos]

Letter: Along with this I'm sending you a VCR and some Hallmark movies to learn the magic of love and happiness to warm your cold dead heart. Hopefully the old man can figure out how to use a VCR

The old man watches as another letter floats through the crack. He goes to pick it up as somehow the crack momentarily stretches wider to spit out a clunky cardboard box. It crashes to the ground in a large thump and cracking sounds that make Kronos wince.

"What the fuck??" He exclaims quietly. He moves closer and looks in the box to find some metal contraption snapped in half and other smaller boxes underneath it with writing. Upon further investigation he puzzles over the plastic contraptions inside of the cases.

Finally, he picks up the letter and gives it a read. Kronos' brow furrows and he tosses the letter aside in frustration. He picks up the smaller cases, discarding the contents of them into the box. He hides the empty cases behind his barrel where the warden won't find them. Then he takes the box and carefully throws each item back into the void below, making sure nothing gets left on the short landing between his bars and the emptiness below.

Finally he takes out his pen and gets to the letter.

"While I don't know how you are sending these, I think it might be wise not to send larger objects through... for now. If i get caught by the warden I'd have way too much explaining to do.

By the nature of your tone I'm guessing you know who I am, but of what nature I'm not sure. I'll read what I can on the boxes. Shame whatever contraption you sent broke, but I don't think I'd have a place to hide it anyway."

Kronos folds up the letter and floats it out into the void. He's got some reading to do.

[beaubirds]

starting with The Biggest Thing | DM SMP LOREEE https://www.twitch.tv/beaubirds

[simplydm]

Every single life series member, apparently

[xkaru-karux]

decked out man for @thedo0zyslider dtiys (congrats on 200 followers ^^)

[pastel-clown-friends]

Alright yall!

Want art for the low low price of money?

Maybe also help a disabled queer artist see their partner for the first time?

So I have been saving up money for quite a while now, I think about 10 months. My partner is visiting me from Germany for the first time ever in about a month and a half, and I had a pretty sizeable pile of money. I had like $1,500 set aside but then got absolutely smacked by medical bills.

I have hyperthyroidism, and that requires a very expensive pile of medicine and doctor appointments. So I kinda... had to spend all of my savings on that...

So I would really really appreciate your help!

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

I do stained glass art! It's a little niche I've carved that I absolutely love to make.

Usually, anywhere around $60-120

There are some of my full body pieces!

Around $40-$60 (multiple characters and backgrounds may add more to the price)

And here are some half body examples!

Around $20-$40 (multiple characters and backgrounds may add more to the price)

Icons and sketch commissions are usually anywhere from $10-$25 but rarely are more than $15.

Rules and Will/Won't Draw under the Cut!

Some basic rules!!

☆-I can only accept payment through Cashapp and PayPal, I do not accept Discord Nitro, Robux, Clippy, or anything like that. I sadly can't pay my bills with that.

☆- My prices are based off of complexity of the piece rather than character count. Icons, sketch commissions, and headshots will be the cheapest and fully shaded fully body will be priced more highly.

☆- While I do offer NSFW art, I will need you to confirm your age in some way, as I WILL NOT draw anything lewd or suggestive for minors.

I will draw:

Fandoms

Ocs

Canon x Ocs

Furries

Animals

Light gore

NSFW (must verify age)

Can replicate the styles of some games and shows

I will/can not draw:

Highly detailed Mecha

Vehicles

Realistic art

Political anything

Hate art of any kind

Heavy gore

Other indie artist's styles

[berrysquared]

I’ve seen this movie somewhere before (+🧋)

[skizzlemanweek]

Welcome to Skizz Week!

This is a week for fans to make bunches and oodles of awesome art and fics for everyone's favorite guy, Skizz Le'man!

This event will run from March 17 through March 23, mark your calendars! :)

PROMPTS:

S 3/17: Silent / Shout

M 3/18: Hybrid / AU

T 3/19: Ghost / Omen

W 3/20: Friend / Enemy

T 3/21: Stars / Hearts

F 3/22: Sweet / Sour

S 3/23: Free Day!

Each day has two prompts you can pick one from! You by no means have to do something for every day. Make sure to tag this blog in your posts for this week (and if you'd like to, use the tag "#skizzweek1" on your post as well)!

All content is allowed, just tag it properly. 👍

[miningroseakira]

ello, another doodle i made when i was drawing lifers in anticipation for wild life. have a jimmy

he's technically from my personal headcanon au if anyone wonders why he has the closed eye on his hand. but it's not super relevant, honestly i just wanted to draw a jimmy lol

btw my personal headcanon is that he got the canary wing symbol after 3L and it's unclear to everyone whether the canary curse is an actual curse the watchers put on him, thus the canary wing mark, or whether the mark is simply intended as a symbol to immortalize his failure in 3L and onwards directly on his skin and has no actual sway on whether he does or does not die first. fun times

[alienssstufff]

Obsessed with your last life apocalypse au spare lore please? 🥺👉👈

(also the ethubs and ranchers oneshots you mentioned are they posted anywhere?)

So far? No where. this is the first of its kind B]

That Ranchers oneshot, in a perfect world, would’ve been smth of a visual novel / rpg horror (but that’s the whole au tbh). Where SYNOPSIS picture this:

It’s week 5 into the apocalypse — you’re Tango Tek, alone, driving along the beaten road in your friends’ ute. You (as Tango) spot this stranger, also alone, who by mysterious means is walking on the side of it.

He begs you to take him with you (when I mean begging he is grovelling crying you think he threw up at one point) so you do. And now you, and this stranger, together in your friends’ ute, on route to the Nether Lands — because by gods, it takes two if you’re going to retrieve everything your idiot of a team member dropped when he turned.

As for the ethubs comic,,,,, I lost it 💀 idk what or where I named that working file. I doodled this instead :]

[deus-ex-machina-smp]

out of context dmsmp discord my beloved

[king-zeus]

i gently pat milk on the head.

if you wanna pet me, meet me at my place maybe? ;]

[ask-reincarnate-kronos]

do you still eat people do they taste good

No.

Of course I don't eat people and I never have. Why would you ask this?!

[beaubirds]

Just vibing and working in the nether | DM SMP chilling https://www.twitch.tv/beaubirds

[simplydm]

Why Double Life was my (personal) favorite:

-it’s straight up just a soulmates fic trope shoved into a Minecraft server like clearly someone read the fanfiction and just ran with it lol

-BigB putting dog ears on his skin to match Ren🥺

-the ONLY two women on the server were both somehow attached to the only gay man

-Jimmy and Tango, the unexpected paring of cringefail guys that we all adore to this day

-BigB was that bitch. Everyone (grian) wanted him forreal

-That Grian stalactite kill was insane

-the girls and gays were all in one big divorcee group, somehow

-desert duo happened, by some force of nature

-the world’s most romantic summer fling, as demonstrated by two married 40 yr old men (homewreckers you will always be famous to me)

-the whole episode with tango and the warden and how tango kept disconnecting

-Etho and Joel, another unexpected pairing that just matched crazy with crazy (and they built a relation ship)

-5am pearl my beloved, my wet cat of a woman, how I love you forever and ever