#porfiry petrovich

[possessedbydevils]

My friend gave me a kids ver of cno with illustrations

It's so cute 😭

[rosquinn]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😋 this strain is called "crime and punishment (1866)" it'll have you zoinked outta your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 minutes later: i did it. i killed her. and for what? i can't be napoleon. i am going to faint at any second. i have betrayed and destroyed myself for nothing

my buddy rodion pacing: porfiry is lying to us

[archiveandpunishment]

Color Illustrations for Crime and Punishment by Philip Reisman, 1945

[furbs-and-prayers]

Hello. I have made what I think is an interesting quiz.

[welldonekhushi]

Finally created this fun little video over the novel "Crime and Punishment"! (＾▽＾)

Starring with Raskolnikov, with the people that haunt him to dear life throughout the story. The vine reminded me of him so badly and I had to do it, hahaha! Hope you like it!

[mohich]

my fav gay detective

[lmaowh-at]

lineup of my updated c&p designs :-) from left to right it’s Porfiry, Sonya, Rodion, Razumikhin, Dunya and Svidrigailov

[the-lit-in-literature]

some people really are the porfiry petrovich of your life. not in a "bring some criminal to justice" way. but in a " play mind games with you till you start getting delirious with high fever and finally go insane" way.

[toomanyfandomstoomanyhotmen]

crime and punishment quotes (but none of them are deep or meaningful)

Just about finished part 4. This... has been a hell of a ride

[rknchan]

hehehe

[possessedbydevils]

Porfiry: You once wrote an essay about how cool people can commit crimes.

Rodion: What! No, l didn't write that! What l meant was...

[two hours later]

Rodion: And that's a why cool people should be allowed to commit crimes!

Porfiry: Sir.

[hotsinglemominurarea]

average raskolnikov and porfiry conversation

[fagbag-diketrike]

my favorite fucking part, thus far, (because I haven't finished reading it) of crime and punishment is how porfiry is like, *wink wink* i know something, i do, i read your article you sus wittle boi, and I'm gonna trap you. and raskolnikov is like, does he know, he's winking at me, the winks tell me he knows, I'm going to be extra careful to not deny the reality of my article and the fact within but not say anything that could support the knowledge he may have of me, yes yes, I understand the winks of what they mean. I will combat the winking truths with trickery of my own truths and mind. And Rusmikhin is there like...something strange is going on, my boi looks even more sick and moody, and...and theyre saying... things

AND THEN, despite not UNDERSTANDING ANY OF IT, Razumikhin, later, fucking corners Porfiry and THREATENS him with his fists to SUPPORT Raskolnikov and he goes to raskolnikov and is like, 'ha, he hasn't a clue and you're right for the bamboozling you've put him through, serves him right for saying the things to you that I do not understand, we shall bamboozle together!'

Like... razumikhin really didn't understand a damn thing other than, 'moody bf even moodier' and went, 'i must threaten this winking man'

[archiveandpunishment]

Black and White Illustrations for Crime and Punishment by Philip Reisman, 1945

[welldonekhushi]

Crime and Punishment: Incorrect Quotes

I would never stop thinking about this novel. I never will. So here I bless you with some incorrect quotes that I wrote on our beloved characters! Hope you like it!

Porfiry, giving a whole damn monologue throughout the novel:

Raskolnikov, internally resisting the urge to not bring his axe out again: .. you're all good, Rodya. You're all good.

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Raskolnikov, talking about Luzhin: I said, that I don't think that he's good for you!

Dunya: How do you know what's good for me?

Raskolnikov, in an outburst: That's my OPINION!

Dunya, shocked:

Pulcheria, confused:

Razumikhin: .. oh.

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Raskolnikov: I might have to beat someone up just to get rid of all this blind fury.

Razumikhin: Oh, wow..

Raskolnikov: Now I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny.

Razumikhin: Hm.. what about that guy?

Raskolnikov, turns around to see Porfiry smiling at him sinisterly:

Raskolnikov, faints and passes out: Bozhe moy—

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Luzhin: Yup, sometimes you got to beat the ladies off with a stick!

Luzhin, swinging his stick: Back woman! Back, I said!

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Sonya: Ha! Footprints in the sand.. but then you turn around and see another set. Cause Jesus was with you, all along.

Camera pans to the next person beside her: .. but my name is Raskolnikov?

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Svidrigailrov, when he kills his own wife so he can marry Dunya but gets rejected after getting almost shot by her:

Svidrigailrov: Well, guess I'll die? *shrugs with the gun in his hand*

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Raskolnikov: I'm Napoleon. I'm a hero. I'm strong. I'm brave. I did something for society and humanity. Why should I be —

The old artisan: You're a murderer.

Raskolnikov, walks away: Nope. I'm not Napoleon. I'm a failure. I've been sinned. Sorry Mama. Sorry Dunya. *soon faints in between*

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Luzhin, exists:

Raskolnikov: How dare you breathe in our presence?!

Luzhin: Then am I not supposed to breathe? Why don't you do the same?

Raskolnikov: At least I'd be happy to die knowing you died with me too. *flips off at him*

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Alyona, lying on the floor dead:

Raskolnikov, stares at her dead body: .. well shit.

Raskolnikov, making a cool pose: But at least I've got that money!

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Fyodor Dostoevsky, creates Crime and Punishment:

Me, travelling back in time, and bowing down next to him: Thank you for writing such an amazing book. It changed my life.

Fyodor: But I just wrote this book about human suffering?

[janefrigginausten]

By Kate Beaton