#c&p memes

[bungouchronicles]

I had a vision

[plutorine]

[rodiasaxe]

What if Crime and Punishment characters had social media?

I played around and made some memes (laughing with each one). This was really fun so expect more in the future.

Raskolnikov in the one scene with the drunk girl and the man:

[janefrigginausten]

A romantic C&P-themed valentine 💕

[posrar]

has this been done yet

[maxyvert]

Some more memes for the yassified Pinocchio game 😌

Fanart collections:

Part 1- this one!

Part 2

Part 3

[yvehattan]

If Rodya Raskolnikov had a cold... would he Raskolnikough?

[bleue-flora]

I feel like if c!Sam’s mental health needed to be summed up in one image it’d be this one

[biscuitscheesebiscuits]

Reading physical copies of The Queen's Thief series for the first time and realizing that the maps in them are inconsistent???

[fd5800]

USC Trojans as pictured I found on Pinterest:

[welldonekhushi]

Crime and Punishment: Incorrect Quotes

I would never stop thinking about this novel. I never will. So here I bless you with some incorrect quotes that I wrote on our beloved characters! Hope you like it!

Porfiry, giving a whole damn monologue throughout the novel:

Raskolnikov, internally resisting the urge to not bring his axe out again: .. you're all good, Rodya. You're all good.

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Raskolnikov, talking about Luzhin: I said, that I don't think that he's good for you!

Dunya: How do you know what's good for me?

Raskolnikov, in an outburst: That's my OPINION!

Dunya, shocked:

Pulcheria, confused:

Razumikhin: .. oh.

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Raskolnikov: I might have to beat someone up just to get rid of all this blind fury.

Razumikhin: Oh, wow..

Raskolnikov: Now I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny.

Razumikhin: Hm.. what about that guy?

Raskolnikov, turns around to see Porfiry smiling at him sinisterly:

Raskolnikov, faints and passes out: Bozhe moy—

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Luzhin: Yup, sometimes you got to beat the ladies off with a stick!

Luzhin, swinging his stick: Back woman! Back, I said!

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Sonya: Ha! Footprints in the sand.. but then you turn around and see another set. Cause Jesus was with you, all along.

Camera pans to the next person beside her: .. but my name is Raskolnikov?

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Svidrigailrov, when he kills his own wife so he can marry Dunya but gets rejected after getting almost shot by her:

Svidrigailrov: Well, guess I'll die? *shrugs with the gun in his hand*

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Raskolnikov: I'm Napoleon. I'm a hero. I'm strong. I'm brave. I did something for society and humanity. Why should I be —

The old artisan: You're a murderer.

Raskolnikov, walks away: Nope. I'm not Napoleon. I'm a failure. I've been sinned. Sorry Mama. Sorry Dunya. *soon faints in between*

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Luzhin, exists:

Raskolnikov: How dare you breathe in our presence?!

Luzhin: Then am I not supposed to breathe? Why don't you do the same?

Raskolnikov: At least I'd be happy to die knowing you died with me too. *flips off at him*

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Alyona, lying on the floor dead:

Raskolnikov, stares at her dead body: .. well shit.

Raskolnikov, making a cool pose: But at least I've got that money!

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Fyodor Dostoevsky, creates Crime and Punishment:

Me, travelling back in time, and bowing down next to him: Thank you for writing such an amazing book. It changed my life.

Fyodor: But I just wrote this book about human suffering?

[rightous-int]

Keeping a promise to this post @the-queer-classic-lit-ship-ever

[plutorine]

razumikhin to raskolnikov:

original tweet

[rodiasaxe]

Praying to ex-law student Raskolnikov before my cyber law midterm

[x-heesy]

𝗜 𝗙𝗘𝗘𝗟 𝗦𝗣𝝠𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗬 𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗦𝗧𝗥𝝝̷𝗠 🎵

[ravene]

This is what Sonya looked like in my head in the scene where she visits Raskolnikov and she wants to leave and is clearly feeling very awkward but Raskolnikov keeps asking her to stay for no reason