#Dmitri Prokofych Razumikhin

[incorrectlit]

Dunya: Rodya is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day that he’s fun to be around.

Razumikhin: The best part is you never know when they’re coming!

[archiveandpunishment]

Color Illustrations for Crime and Punishment by Philip Reisman, 1945

[anotherfandomtrash]

"worst friend group ever"-probably Rodya after being yelled at

[ivansbadart]

Ever since I made this Post (x) about how Dostoyevsky's Crime and Punishment would work just as well set in the 1860s as it would in modern day St. Petersburg I could not rest until I brought my vision to life!

So basically imagine if Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet (1996) and Alexei Balabanov's Brat (1997) had a love child!

[rose-n-gunses]

when razumikhin said "you understand me, because you're an angel" and "i'm drunk, but not with wine. the moment i saw you, it went to my head" and "lie to me, but in your own way, and i'll kiss you for it" and "i'm not worthy to love you, but to worship you is every man's duty, unless he's a perfect brute"

[vintageshits]

The signs as Crime and Punishment characters

Aries: Arkady Ivanovich Svidrigailov

Taurus: Avdotya Romanovna Raskolnikova

Gemini: Porfiry Petrovich

Cancer: Pulcheria Aleksandrovna Raskolnikova

Leo: Katerina Ivanovna Marmeladova

Virgo: Pyotr Petrovich Luzhin

Libra: Lizaveta Ivanovna

Scorpio: Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov

Sagittarius: Dmitry Prokofych Razumikhin

Capricorn: Alyona Ivanovna

Aquarius: Andrei Semyonovich Lebezyatnikov

Pisces: Sofia Semyonovna Marmeladova

I'll gladly explain this brainrot later, besties <3

[croziers-compass]

Tag game: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better

Thank you for the tags from both @georges-chambers and @officious-sea-lawyer. Kissing you softly on the top of your heads.

Last song: This Is The End by She Wants Revenge (Honestly I am curious as to what some of you think I listen to for music.)

Currently watching: The Terror (Almost once a month sometimes twice.)

Three ships: Queen Annes Revenge, HMS Terror, HMS Erebus. Honourable Mentions of: Götheborg of Sweden and Friendship of Salem (Oooh you want those sorts of ships?) Francis Crozer x James Fitzjames, Francis Crozier x Thomas Jopson, Thomas Jopson x Edward Little.

Favourite colour: I love pallid and silky pale blues. Cold blues. The colder the hue the better. Frosty colours are sublime.

Currently consuming: Skyr

First ship: Dmitri Prokofych Razumikhin x Rodya

Relationship status: My heart belongs to the sea. (Been sailing on a ship for 15 years now)

Last movie: The Secret of Roan Inish (Still. Yes. I do not watch movies. So this will continue to be the answer for approximately another seven months)

Currently working on: Art Wise? Pyrographing a skull for a commission and perhaps painting it. In between commissions for bone work, I am working on embroidering Francis Crozier's flag. Because I am very normal about this man.

Tagging, now: @ashton-slashton, @bridglars, @aurpiment, @stoportotouch, @hohoholycrap, @sublime-miracle, @skelelephant, @graveyardxghoul, @wllipt, @c0ldbrains, @tommyjop, @narisas-corner-of-something, @jirving, @laissezferre

[erwinandmeshouldkiss]

#GlueSock #hear me out #Rodia = sock and Razumikhin = glue #it came to me in a vision #rodion romanovitch raskolnikov #dmitri prokofych razumikhin #raskolnikov #razumikhin #raskolnikov x razumikhin #crime and punishment #gays #russian lit #dostoyevsky #soup

Is there a pairing name for Razumikhin and Raskolnikov? I feel like there should be one in case it doesn't exist yet. Razunikov? Raskolikhin??

And then there is the issue with their first names :

Rodtri? Dmitrodion?? Dmidion???

[incorrectlit]

Raskolnikov: Razumikhin just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa.”

Raskolnikov: So I said, “what?”

Raskolnikov: And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate.”

Sonya:

Dunya:

Raskolnikov: He forgot the word for soulmate and his fucking brain thought, “it’s called ‘secret Santa.’”

[archiveandpunishment]

Black and White Illustrations for Crime and Punishment by Philip Reisman, 1945

[anotherfandomtrash]

If Raskolnikov have told Razumikhin the truth  

[hi-im-just-a-fan-here]

The moment when Razumikhin knew

[sapphiceffy]

Raskolnikov: If I killed someone, would you turn me in?

Razumikhin: No. But I’d use it against you all the time. I’d be like: Are you gonna walk the dog or am I going to have to make a call?

[la-esmerqlda]

Mental illnesses in Crime and Punishment:

Raskolnikov: there’s an entire list for him

Razumikhin: himbo

Dunya: GGGD (gatekeep gaslight girlboss disorder)

Sonya: mommy issues

Porfiry: being fucking ugly (fuck you)

Luzhin: unironically likes Ben Shapiro

Svidrigailov: fucking everything, he’s a pedophile

Zosimov: medical malpractice

[catfish-and-the]

so now that im officially raskolnikov sleeping feverishly where is razumikhin to feed me soup

[jmunchy]

I am IN LOVE