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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN
I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.
I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.
#honor among thieves#dnd#dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves#holga kilgore#she is a BARBARIAN whose name is KILL GORE like who among us has not been in a party with this exact character#some new player who picked whatever they were told was the easiest class and gave them a name that is 98% a joke#and just piggybacked their backstory onto the most experienced player's as like rp training wheels#and then smash cut 60 sessions later and we're all getting choked up over john dingus or whatever#do you motherfuckers know how rarely i cry????? about ANYTHING?????#god it was so good#i am going to watch this an unhealthy amount#i want a separate movie for every red wizard and also one about xenk's backstory#his name is X E N K with an X these writers have played some fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS#do i have to buy dead in thay now?????? i think i have to buy dead in thay now#i literally ran dnd on friday and this movie put me in WITHDRAWAL i want to play some dnd Now
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Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x04 - What We
#*CASH REGISTER NOISE* *DOGS BARKING* *GLASS BREAKING*#Rick Grimes#towl spoilers#The Ones Who Live#*#rg#excuse me but The Nose™#his face when he realized she said children#let him cuddle his baby boy#I CANNOT#HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE ATTRACTIVE WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS#what's in your water out in the cotswolds man#all those fuzzies#stab me with an entire home depot aisle of rakes#I SAID#F U Z Z I E S#i never win i am winning#bless all the lines on your face#they beautiful and sacred#if you don't want to nuzzle into that beard i don't trust you tbh#im putting you on a watchlist#nice rack rick
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she told me I'm regular so I put on a show
#shr toldm me km regular so i out kn a shiw#she told e k m regular so kl pit kn a show#whe tlld me im refular ao i. put on a shwo
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This is SO LOOSE and grody but Ive had this in my head for a while now and I might make this into a full completed piece but knowing me I probably won't. So. Check this out while I still like it grins
#Waves at everyone who saw me drawthis yesterday hi hi hi . The agonies#NOT ADRIAN OUTSIDE THE DOOR BTWS she's down in sector E playing with her Creatures.#just some other asshole#ummm. I had things to say i forgot#They can team up during the rescas as a treat .#They can have some homoerotic manhandling and shoving into closets and hiding waiting terrified together as a treat.#CRANE PUT IT REALLY WELL LAST NIGHT . gahhhAUGH#half life#barney calhoun#gordon freeman#my art#doodles#id in alt text#freehoun#hl1#lalalalalala
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Yu Ziyuan: *pausing LQR in the middle of a conversation and handing him her champagne* Watch this for me, I need to go wrangle my husband’s child into a baby leash.
Lan Qiren: *takes the glass to watch for her and watches her leave and pull a full teen sized child leash out of her purse and start to wrestle a whining teen into it* 👁️👄👁️
Lan Xichen: Wangji, isn’t that your classmate from music class?
Lan Wangji: Mm. Wei Ying.
Lan Xichen: I wonder why he needs the leash.
Lan Wangji: *saw him help Nie Huaisang put a whole roll of sushi in CEO Yao’s various pockets while he wasn’t looking* Could be any reason.
#yu ziyuan#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the untamed#mdzs#incorrect mdzs#incorrect untamed quotes#wei wuxian#lan wangji#lan qiren#lan xichen#modern au#she doesn’t hate him but she’d e pissed if he got in trouble for that#which is why she waited till the damage was done before she put the leash on him#Wangji WILL get custody of that leash within ten minutes mark his words#he’s discovering a new kink tonight and wwx is gonna purr for him
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yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always.
#atp i need to shut and write the omega verse fics that consistency plague my mind#but while im here time for my obligatory megumi mention bc i mentioned dogs teehee#yes megumi attack dog hes megumi grumbly yes megumi bark bark bite bite BUT BUT BUTTTT#megumi is also used to like... hm........ taming? having? caring for? people in his life and also literal (divine) dogs#so for him yes he bites and barks#but he also... he gets confused if YOU dont follow him around like a puppy bc everyone else in his life has so why not you?#gojo's always been the annoying yapping pomeranian chewing on his arm even if he didn't ask#always in megumi's space even tho he didn't ask but he learned to deal with it#won't admit it but knows that too much attention is better than having someone who couldn't give a shit about you#yuuji is the golden in everybody's life and megumi is no exception#unmovable unshakeable and incredibly addictive even if he doesn't mean to be#and very very attached to the people he cares about so yeah yuuji is loud and annoying but he's also loyal and megumi respects that so fine#nobara is like... she decided she liked megumi and was upset about it so she bit his ankle and he tried to kick her off but she has too muc#pride to get shaken off by someone as scrawny as megumi and somewhere along the way megumi became impressed that she was still there even i#it hurt a bit and she was a little rough it's not like he was worse so fine whatever she can stay too#so if you like... if you dont hover around megumi if you dont pry if you dont prod then he has to be the dog smh#now he's gotta bite for your attention and nudge you and how annoying. he's gonna keep doing it tho. as long as he has to#or until you learn to fall in line and accept your leash too whichever comes first n e way.... anyway.............#somebody's pampered omega always gets what he wants megumi complex is showing......#this was about yuuta right? ok i'll put his tags now....#juju#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk x reader#jjk smut#jjk fluff#jujutsu kaisen x reader#yuuta okkotsu x reader#yuta okkotsu x reader
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The Expanse | 5x04. Gaugamela
#the expanse#theexpanseedit#bobby draper#alex kamal#i'm so happy because i never get to gif my favourite martian marine#and here she is with a banger line#delivered p e r f e c t l y#i made this#i just want a tag for the things i personally put out into the world
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silly thing i drew with J and my guy E that night my good friend night kept yelling at me to post publicly
#its bc she wants to put it in her girlfriend tag let it be known. she looooooooves J she loves her soooooo much#murder drones#murder drones fanart#murder drones oc#serial designation j#murder drones j#md oc#this makes sense if you know more about E. however. yall are getting this out of context and it will remain that way#gloom.art#sd-e
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came back just to post these. okay bye
#gbf#belifaa#did you get triple zero (summon)? the sanfaa scissoring summon? SSS? i sierotixed it. It was awesome. Everythung in gbf is going right for#e except for the fact that i had to sieroticket it but its alright. just the notion of so much lucilius is just enough to put me back on my#feet again it’s almsot unreal how much lucilius-centric stuff theyve pushed out the past few months. his GBVSR debut. his summon.#Omg when I saw the gbfes fashion show i was a few seconds behind zen and she told me “You wont believe this” and I was like “WHAT? BELIEVE#WHAT? WHAT? WHAYT DO YOU MEAN” and the official lucilius cosplayer walked out in his robes it felt unreal unreal like it was seeing my onl#dreams come true after years and years of being like Theres no way they’d do that. There’s no way they’d make a cosplay for lucilius in his#robes because hes in his void outfit forever. BUT THEY DID…..AND THERE WAS BLOOD UNDER HIS SKIN….AND HIS LIPS WERE GLOSSED…AND HE HAD A LIT#LE BIT OF TAREME AND TSURIME (TARIME) ACTION ON HIS EYES AND EVERYTIME HE WALKED HIS ROBES KIND OF FLUTTERED AS HE SHUFFLED ALONG I HAD TO#SIT ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR lay down on the bathroom floor and I almpst puked from how nauseous it made me i was OVERJOYED BEYOND MY PHYSICAL#LIMITATIONS OF HAPPINESS . I WAS SO HAPPY. THIS YEAR HAS BEEN UTTERLY MISERABLE FOR ME AND I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS DEPRESSED SINCE HIGH SCHOOL#BUT SEEING LUCILIUS like this genuinely blew me off my socks . I don’t know if i should be 100% thankful because I’ve been trying to figure#out how to balance my emotional state with the media i consume but#I think i really needed it. thank you lucilius for ending my 2023
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i know there's been a lot of talk over the last six to ten years about how women in anime went from looking like people to looking very chibi-esque and i mean i know cowboy bebop and ive caught a couple gundams and ive seen satoshi kon films so like i thought i knew what people were mourning when they talked about 90s character design but like now i know....now i know.....this is what we lost as a society........
#yes i know ikeda wrote this in the 70s and the outfits track for the 70s but it came out in the 90s so it counts#the girl from the cowboy bebop movie (not faye) was my mental blueprint for this argument but now i know about kaoru no kimi#ughh im still putting off the last two episodes but kaoru lives in my brain forever now. i don't even have like. shes just a friend 2 me no#oniisama e#kaoru orihara
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Claudia im sorry I wasn’t your mother . I wish I could blow up every man on iwtv with my brain.
#the anti blackness and misogyny of trial the wolf can shed tears and get applauded but lamb has to be sacrificed#lestat did not even d!e and claudia still had to pay the price#this entire episode really makes my stomach churn#I could write thesis how she was wronged#Lestat apologising to Louis and not even one eye contact with claudia before she starts turning into dust infront his eyes I wish the world#just exploded#im so sad again#this also shows that how ppl can give grace to men for much less but put women through ridiculous standards to be even considered decent#interview with the vampire#iwtv#claudia#claudia iwtv#claudia interview with the vampire
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I love legacy characters who see a hole and step up to fill it so much. I love characters who take on the weight of a mantle willingly. I love characters who have to wrestle with how they fit in the legacy that they’re a part of. I love characters who are driven by duty and by symbols and by the need to act because someone does.
#Rereading Steel’s into and it’s getting to me#john henry irons#this is also about#tim drake#helena bertinelli#(during NML)#and also somewhat#Kate Kane#though I feel she would’ve put on the e bat regardless of Bruce being gone#oh and the kids from#We are robin#comics#dc#carthago delenda est
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Dora Ingerlund is not doomed by the narrative, she’s an abled wealthy woman living in the wealthiest city in the world.
#like come on#she left the narrative because she is defined by her mobility#she fuckin b o u n c e d#harry is the one who’s going to die when the bomb hits#and the first world will go on#anyway it’s time to put this phrase on a shelf next to haunting the narrative
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The funniest part about Kakania is that Isolde’s involvement in Book 6 would’ve been solved if she was actually certified
#yapping#reverse 1999#isolde reverse 1999#kakania reverse 1999#she would just be like#ah I can’t be your therapist but I can refer you#if she was certified she wouldn’t have put in a position to be a savior to Isolde again either cause Isolde would go to her first for help#also I feel like if Kakania was certified she’d be more inclined to think about Isolde’s mental state before#cause Kakania in the game believes in mental health as a concept but she’s never directly dealt with someone who’s extremely unwell#e lucevan le stelle#isokania#honeystar
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my alien superstar 💫
inspired by beyonce’s UNIQUE nails she had on during the renaissance tour & alien superstar being ncuti’s favorite song
#doctor who#dr who#dr who fanart#15th doctor#fifteenth doctor#U-N-I-Q-U-E#alien superstar really is That song#unicorn is the uniform you put on#she was cooking there#ncuti gatwa#ncuti!doctor
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