#put it in a toaster

[bebopbonko]

WOAH MORE WANDERSONG STUFF

Edit: omfg I forgot Bleg’s hat in the last one…

[dreamlogic]

i got an impossibly tiny metal model mail truck kit in my stocking & went into a fugue state until i'd finished assembling it. welcome to the world my beautiful son otto mobile who has every disease

[mythicalthing]

[neurvelist]

Saburov's men were outside and he had to wait. Those leathercap guys had a great day at work

Trying to cook something with scrunglies. Things will come out of it

[wolfchans]

[phantomrose96]

I was at the grocery store yesterday (in the rain) attempting to tetris all my groceries into my bike saddle bags (I folded my french bread in half, wet) at the bike rack right near the entrance/exit of the store. I heard a woman standing at the exit (just out of the rain) ask a man who was leaving if she could please borrow one of his plastic bags (the green produce kind) to put on her head because she forgot an umbrella. And he did, and I looked up in time to see her putting the green plastic bag on like a sleep cap ("I paid too much for this hair" she said) and I told her it was an excellent look (me very wet). It was a good day for grocery shopping.

[blue-lollipops-and-ice-clouds]

IV grooving.

MVM Dome November 13th, 2024

(Source - the amazing hearts4iv)

[saltosu]

burn my bread

[anonomi]

live footage of me and a spy bot on offline badwater

audio

[chanrizard]

250118 | dominATE Hong Kong D1

[an-ant-hill]

i'd 100% sign up to watch a boxing match between dan and phil. but i'd hate to see phil getting hurt.. also he does not deserve to do this god awful evil thing called "exercise"

dan should get decked though. i'd even pummel him myself

[draco-glacialis]

Agatha, walking into the living room where the rest of the Coven is with a shit eating grin: *holds up toast* I have no regrets binding Evanora to the toaster :)

*The toast has the words evil burnt into it*

Rest of the Coven of Chaos: *laughing/cackling*

[drawfee-quot3s]

i've seen a toaster on a table . in my life

- nathan

[mildmayfoxe]

i was thinking of treating myself to a lovely brunch this morning bc we have a string of rare 70+ degree days right now (for october) and i really should take advantage of the weather and the patios before they disappear but i caved to my baser instincts last night and got takeout instead. however that does mean i am currently baking two eggs on top of a garlic cheese bread covered in mashed potatoes bacon and broccoli. with the window open

[hiroshotreplica]

ill defend side order until the day i die. Would people kill me if i said i prefer it over octo expansion

[mercicide]

Thinking of hard kink + dehumanization + petplay with Hawks.

Thinking of getting yanked around by Hawks and looking up at him with lovesick eyes as he steps on you with his boots and casually boasts, "yeah. This is practically my dog— yeah, aren't you sweetheart? Look, it even barks. C'mon, speak."

Thinking of telling Hawks you want this and him laughing. "Oh. Oh, that's just— sorry, sorry. I don't mean to laugh, it's just... that's really pathetic. You— did you just fucking moan?"