#put it in a toaster

[bebopbonko]

WOAH MORE WANDERSONG STUFF

Edit: omfg I forgot Bleg’s hat in the last one…

[mythicalthing]

[neurvelist]

Saburov's men were outside and he had to wait. Those leathercap guys had a great day at work

Trying to cook something with scrunglies. Things will come out of it

[wolfchans]

[phantomrose96]

I was at the grocery store yesterday (in the rain) attempting to tetris all my groceries into my bike saddle bags (I folded my french bread in half, wet) at the bike rack right near the entrance/exit of the store. I heard a woman standing at the exit (just out of the rain) ask a man who was leaving if she could please borrow one of his plastic bags (the green produce kind) to put on her head because she forgot an umbrella. And he did, and I looked up in time to see her putting the green plastic bag on like a sleep cap ("I paid too much for this hair" she said) and I told her it was an excellent look (me very wet). It was a good day for grocery shopping.

[blue-lollipops-and-ice-clouds]

IV grooving.

MVM Dome November 13th, 2024

(Source - the amazing hearts4iv)

[saltosu]

burn my bread

[anonomi]

live footage of me and a spy bot on offline badwater

audio

[draco-glacialis]

Agatha, walking into the living room where the rest of the Coven is with a shit eating grin: *holds up toast* I have no regrets binding Evanora to the toaster :)

*The toast has the words evil burnt into it*

Rest of the Coven of Chaos: *laughing/cackling*

[drawfee-quot3s]

i've seen a toaster on a table . in my life

- nathan

[mildmayfoxe]

i was thinking of treating myself to a lovely brunch this morning bc we have a string of rare 70+ degree days right now (for october) and i really should take advantage of the weather and the patios before they disappear but i caved to my baser instincts last night and got takeout instead. however that does mean i am currently baking two eggs on top of a garlic cheese bread covered in mashed potatoes bacon and broccoli. with the window open

[theletterwsartflap]

... Barf barf barf! I'm a can opener, a lamp, and a shaver! Oh god, I'm a mish-mash!

(Still a WIP but at least I'm past the halfway mark now!)

[hiroshotreplica]

ill defend side order until the day i die. Would people kill me if i said i prefer it over octo expansion

[mercicide]

Thinking of hard kink + dehumanization + petplay with Hawks.

Thinking of getting yanked around by Hawks and looking up at him with lovesick eyes as he steps on you with his boots and casually boasts, "yeah. This is practically my dog— yeah, aren't you sweetheart? Look, it even barks. C'mon, speak."

Thinking of telling Hawks you want this and him laughing. "Oh. Oh, that's just— sorry, sorry. I don't mean to laugh, it's just... that's really pathetic. You— did you just fucking moan?"

[coeurdeverre82]

[trivialbob]

Sheila and I brought our Crokinole game board and none of our dogs to the brewery this evening. There were a ton of kids and many other dogs there. All were well-behaved. Even Sheila.

We also came bearing pizza. There's a new place in town we really like and picked some up on the way. Our usual order is hand tossed crust, pepperoni, and green olives.

Sheila has become a Crokinole ambassador. People see us playing the game and have questions. Sheila has answers. The guy who made our board should have included business cards for Sheila to hand out. The next time this brewery has a Crokinole tournament Sheila could be the director.

We had a good time. Actually, a REALLY good time, because I won most of the games.

Near the end of the evening a woman asked us if we wanted any pizza. She had leftovers from her group. Stupidly, I said I'd take "one slice," thinking this lady must enjoy going around the brewery offering pizza to others. She looked me in the eyes and said, "How about you take ALL the slices?"

Damn! I did want ALL the slices. Her pizza had green peppers and onions (I like!) and smelled nice, even cold. You guys, I can't wait to eat leftover pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner tomorrow.

I didn't drink much at the brewery. Oh Bob, because you were driving and want to be safe? Uh, sure, yeah. But also, I'm really on top of my Crokinole game and don't need beer goggles making me lose points.

Now we're back at home. Our dogs know we've been petting other dogs and are suspicious. They smell the leftover pizza too and figure they'll get some crusts, so they pretend to not be offended.

I'm having a Happy Dad banana flavored seltzer at home. Someone at the store the other day said they're popular. Eh, perhaps. Sheila's not a fan and I'm at the point where I just don't want to waste them.