#purple noob block tales

[purpleswordslashes]

[ imagine mistreating ur kids couldn't be meeee ]

[ mainly bc i dont have any but still ]

- @hax0r-gh05t-xd

First off what. How do you know I have kids??

Second off you're literally dead you CANNOT be talking shit

[jjdogasaur]

I would like to thank @endlessvoiq for giving me these ideas but I think they and I are genuinely the only people in this fandom who notice the mildly fucked up implications that can be gotten from Green and Purple's dialogue about how their relationship is? The main point I'm bringing up is how Green never directly mentions her if you defeat her, while Purple directly mentions Green if you defeat him first.

Now this could mean absolutely nothing, but with how little Purple talks like at all, it could have you wondering if Purple is by chance also being treated horribly...

[coro-sg]

[ CALL: GRIEFER ] Card Obtained!

*Train sequence but with a bit of Griefer interaction

[frances525]

chapter 3 spoiler ahead grahh

go play if you havent 😀

i've already beaten chapter 3 since like, a day ago or two and i still cant get over the NPC dialogues especially at the manor

like we got a few NPCs that noticed how depressed we are

then we got NPC dialogues that make me shed tears and scream in anguish like the Blackrock guard having no idea what he wants to do next since the king is dead and Terry talking about Jerry (i cried)

Jerry also made me cry ueueueueuee

although not some dialogue, i wanna mention the picture frame of Erik Cassel and Builderman on Terry's room which is genuinely very sweet for the devs to add but i'm curious if we will ever get to see Erik in Block Tales knowing that he and Builderman were both founders of Roblox and who knows? he might play an important role about Builderman y'know,,,,,

foreshadowing? maybe,,,,

anyways can't wait to get more angst in chapter 4!! hooray!!!

also additional Boss Fighting Stages reference this is so peak

[rainnexcalt]

Here's more block tales as silly cats :3

[catsharkzzz]

alot of blocktales things

[robloxconfessions2]

why is nobody mentioning the fact that noobador is yellow noob

he's most likely to be green noob's brother because yellow and green sounds nice

do you think he legally changed his name to noobador so purple and green couldn't track him and the kids

how come they didn't find him sooner he's the train engineer he has to be fairly easy to find

also after he yelled at red and blue to help work on the train i low key wanted to slap him like

you don't just make kids fight their parents with a stranger, then yell at them like come on man that's just mean

-apple flavored noob person

i’m too busy watching minecraft fnf to comprehend this

[kondaja]

Dont let purple die, okay?

AU ...

[stupidlittlemothenjoyer]

Ayy! another Block Tales art dump, this time it's centered around the noobs, because I like the noobs. [except Green and Purple obviously.] The first image in the batch was made when I was still getting used to drawing blocky characters, and yes, I need to draw Noobador more, I'm sorry. [Design note: Green's spikes are completely optional, they only have that cause I think it ties in with them having the Charge Poison ability.] BUT!

Hopefully these images will make up for it. [This is personal use stuff, I am never publishing this DMS pack, but you might get images from time to time.]

[purpleswordslashes]

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[OOC:Hiiii]

Didn't you kidnap your dad or smth your track record is NOT the best either boy

[purpleswordslashes]

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Oh, great, being cryptic as usual. Thanks a lot. Still as understandable as ever, I see.

And I'm doing nothing but hurt those kids, what do you mean they still need me? And plus, even if I wanted to leave, not sure if Green would let me or believe him if I told him anything :/ sooo not much I can do but accept my fate, it's probably been a long time coming anyway.

[purpleswordslashes]

if he comes back. dont let him back in the house :)

Just saw this ask and see I would but,, he still hasn't come back actually. I have no clue where he's at right now. I've texted him, time to wait and see if he'll respond ig

[purpleswordslashes]

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Ok so I wasn't gonna entertain this but while I was answering originally this I heard smth outside and theres just a fucking box of cookies hello. If you're in this "Nirvana" place how the fuck

I mean thanks for the cookies but ??????

also what do you MEAN currently bleeding out go patch that uo dumbass

[purpleswordslashes]

...I'm here.

I'm... a bit scared to confront Green.

I know he's going to hurt me. But I think it'd be worse if I just stood by and did nothing...?

...I only pray I come out of this alive.

[purpleswordslashes]

Green hasn't been back for the whole day, hasn't responded to any of my texts either,, I checked Noobador's account and has he just vanished?? has anyone seen him???? I'm sure he can defend himself, but I'm worried about what he's doing, especially with no warning.

[purpleswordslashes]

i just fucking woke up be so serious right now

why is he pulling this shit again THIS EARLY

if he gets on my case for not being there when he knows DAMN WELL I was asleep when he left i swear