#Block Tales Kitchen Chef
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Screw it, here is the list of all the Block Tales Parody accounts that I know of currently.
So for those not in the unofficial Block Tales Tumblr parody discord server run by @redzania, I have been accounting for every Block Tales Parody Askblogs on this site and today because why not, I've decided to post the list of all the Block Tales Parodies me and the server had been able to find so far. (I belive we got most of em so if ur Parody is not on here, pls tell me!)
Reblog this list if ya wish to help promote le fellow Parodies and maybe even drop a few asks into some! :D Especially ones that are New and have Low traction to help them actually appear in the search bar as well as general interactions too :D
Tbh it would also be wonderful if this inspires you to make parodies of your own, especially for characters with no parodies yet lol /nf
Should note a disclaimer that all the notes written for le ask blogs are not 100% accurate as even tho I am the unofficial accountant, I am not an algorithm or any kind of robot in general and thus not looking and recording every blog 24/7 so it might not be the most accurate- 😭
If u want me to update or change something, lmk! :D
Anyways, here is all the Parodies mentioned below! :D
PS: skim through the screenshots above for more info before exploring and dear mods/muns, sorry for le notification lol
Caves:
Supreme Ant
@the-best-queen
Roadtown:
Accountant Jim
@accountantjim
Mount Blackrock:
Banished Knight
@the-banished-knight
@thelonelyblackrockknight
Blackrock Castle:
Knight
@most-loyal-knight
Kitchen Chef
@blackrockskitchenchef
Cruel King
@my-cold-personal-tragedy
@blackrocks-king
@artic-king
Rugged Rainforest:
Venom Wizard
@our-forest-willrise
Turipolis:
Mayor Thaniyel
@mayor-of-turitopulis
@mayor-thaniyel
@askvenomswapthaniyel
Sacred Hollow:
Woodsman
@askwoodsman33
Greifer (All 9 of y'all should group up and form the sickest gang ever)
@mayors-son
@w0rlds-c00l3st-gr13f3r
@th3-gr13f3r
@ask-mayorau-brad
@asktoxicgriefer
@bloodied-gardens
@gr1ef3r-ask-blog
@gr13f3rpwnzn00bs
@aftermath-grief
Telamon's Manor:
Hax
@hax0r-gh05t-xd
Dream World:F'Ella
@Funk-Faction
Your Bombing Pal
@your-bombing-pal
Greed
@tixhoarder
Solitude
@solitairefrom-blocktales
@theembodimentofisolation
Fear
@fearfulpurple
@benevolentindigo
@anonymous-hyacinth
Hatred (For the literal embodiments of hatred, Yall are all so nice 😭)
@the-scourge-of-everyone
@ask-builderman
@ask-hatred-and-guilt
@hatenfelidae
@buildingabetterfuture
Reoccurring:
Red Noob
@knightlyredtwin
Blue Noob
@knightlybluetwin
Noobador
@numberoneuncle
Kyoko
@kyoko-the-adventurer
Jerry
@jerryfromblocktales
Conductor Noob
@conductornoob
Purple Noob
@purpleswordslashes
Green Noob
@poisonous-green-mace
@greenbeingmean
Others:
Players
@tutorialterryanduhhhummm
@undertaleknockoff
@collectorofswords
@averagemoth
@waitin4more
@purpleishmedication
OCs
@celestrpblog
@that-greenie-guy
@theewanderingwizard
@seethewe
@mintyshinigami
AU worlds
@plushandthewildones
@theblocktaleroleplay
Crossovers
@reddheirwinginquries
@the-doctorsoffice
@angelicallyresurrecting (Ngl idk if you are even a rp askblog so sorry if u ain't 😭)
Alright, some of yall may be asking why I have decided to do all of this labor; Well, like I said, I wanted to introduce others to RP blogs to increase interactions and awareness that these accounts all exists lol, and to reassure le mods that they aren't the only ones in the Parody Block Tales Tumblr Multiverse™, so yeah, shoutout to everyone here, and know that you are seen. :)
[Also, here is BUX for reaching all the way to the end!]
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congratulations on the triple win at The Creator Awards!!
I was possessed by some kinda of fervor to draw a good chunk of the cast these past few days! chipping away at these designs and navigating thru stylization has been seriously remedying my art block (tales)...
#roblox#block tales#tutorial terry#block tales jerry#block tales player#block tales red n' blue#noobador#accountant jim#kitchen wizard#ghost chef#block tales cruel king#cruel king#block tales kyoko#block tales griefer#mayor thaniyel#block tales guru#block tales builderman#builderman#shedletsky is also there#myart#cruel king was a pain to figure out </3#i'd do more but i'm losing some steam here
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Cooking up something colorful! What could it be?

Same but without the shadows/lighting
#block tales#roblox#artwork#kitchen wizard#kitchen wizard blocktales#ghost chef#ghost chef blocktales#blocktales#Chef Wizard
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very cool guys
but man did it escalate from beating abusive parents to literal omori and giygas
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Kitchen Wizard from Blocktales stimboard with related themes!! [ Requested by 🧊 Anon!! ] ; ✨🍳
This was lowkey fun, and this guy is literally my favorite character in the entire game i love them so much!!
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#block tales#kitchen wizard#ghost chef#food stim#glitter stim#mixing stim#blue stim#gold stim#star stim#sprinkles
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Odd but funny thought your Cruel King design reminds me of an ant
something horrible has happened at Blackrock
#the king pised off kitchen wizard and he cursed his food to turn him into an ant#thats why you never hire vengeful wizards as chefs#lesson of the day#block tales#roblox block tales#cruel king#block tales cruel king#noobador block tales#noobador#frozenfighter#kinda
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kitchen wizard quick design part 2,, but like, the other version,,, (my friends havent played the game yet im trying my best to not spoil tooooo much...)
sorrry to my friends because i havent shut up about this guy
#block tales art#roblox block tales#block tales#block tales kitchen wizard#block tales ghost chef#roblox art#block tales fanart
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Kitchen Wizard (specif from ch 3) !!!! :D Fella of all time
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And in the end, no one fed the knights.
#my art#art#sketch#roblox#roblox block tales#block tales#kitchen wizard#block tales kitchen wizard#ghost chef#block tales ghost chef#block tales art
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What kinds of ships from Blocktales do you enjoy besides Toxichero (considering the other ships like Player/Kyoko, Frozenfighter, Iced tea etc)? Or is that the only ship you enjoy? Just curious since I’ve only seen you drawn Toxichero.
Oooo, I have one but I doubt that anyone has even made it at all. So you know the npc in the kitchen on the manor (regular). I ship her and the kitchen wizard. Why? Because they're both chefs and a sorcerer! I genuinely think they'd be besties if Kitchen Wizard was even alive. I NEED more art of these two. If someone were to make a small fanart of them I will sell my soul to those arts.
Uhhhh I got a ship name for these two: Sorcery chefs.
Idk I suck at naming tbh
#roblox#block tales#kitchen wizard#amber#kitchen wizard block tales#amber block tales#sorcery chefs#jeki's q&a
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kitchen wizard and theo (oc)

@cainof2na I call upon thy
#block tales#kitchen wizard block tales#block tales kitchen wizard#block tales fanart#tuna vacuum 927#art#fanart#theo the queer scientist: exnoiafork ocs#exnoiafork ocs#theo is a whale#both figuratively and literally#his arm is also a victim of potions..#maybe like subfarts arm?? yah it’s inspired by that#maybe also like dainsliefs arm#I forgor how to spell his name#oh yeah kitchen wizard design is inspired by coro’s spell tales au#wizard chef having wings is based#so like
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Got any interests outside of culinary?? Do you like robots 🫶
“I remember I liked reading a lot! It doesn’t matter that most of what I read were cookbooks, right?”
“and I guess robots are cool? Robots at Blackrock would be crazy…”
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He asked for it...
#FINALLY#this was on the backburner for ages ough#roblox#block tales#block tales demo 1#block tales fanart#kitchen wizard#ghost chef#block tales player#accountant jim#tutorial terry#myart
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-Ask and you will receive-

Richie Jerimovich x fem!reader
Warnings: swearing, a gun, suicide, and Richie being a duck but that’s not really new.
Assistance - Chapter 1
The worn bell above the door of The original Beef of Chicagoland jangled, its chime as tired and weary as the shop itself. You, age 28, stood behind the counter, wiping down the laminate surface with a well-used rag. The sandwich shop, nestled in the heart of Chicago's West Side, had seen better days. Its once-bright sign now faded and chipped, much like your own dreams that had dulled over the years.
Born and raised in Chicago, you are a product of the city's gritty charm and resilient spirit. You grew up in a modest apartment a few blocks away with your Pa, where the scent of freshly baked bread from the shop had been a constant in your childhood. Your parents, hard-working and loving, had instilled in you a sense of duty and loyalty that you now applied to your job, though it was not the life you had imagined for herself. At 20, fresh out of high school and full of ambition,You had taken a job at the small sandwich shop as a busser to save up for college. The plan was to stay just a year or two, but life had other ideas. Family responsibilities, financial setbacks, and the comfort of familiarity had somehow kept you there, cleaning table and dishes to then serving sandwiches and smiles to a loyal yet dwindling customer base.
The small sandwich shop had become a second home, it’s dented metal chairs and scuffed linoleum floors as familiar as your own living room. The small, cluttered kitchen where you prepared orders was a place where you could almost move with your eyes closed. The regulars, a mix of blue-collar workers and neighborhood eccentrics, often greeted you with the warmth of old friends. To them, you weren’t just an employee; you were, the girl who knew their orders by heart and listened to their stories with genuine interest. That was four months ago before the owner Micheal or Mikey Berzatto as everyone called him blew his fucking brains out in the crack of night. He was a good man.
And each day, as you wrapped sandwiches in wax paper and rang up sales on the ancient cash register, you couldn't help but wonder what your life might have been like had you taken a different path or if Mikey had not died.
The shop’s worn walls, covered in vintage posters and faded photos, whispered tales of its heyday, a stark contrast to its current state. The overhead lights flickered occasionally, casting fleeting shadows that danced across your tired yet hopeful face. You sighed, pushing an escaped strand of hair behind your ear, and glanced at the clock. You moved with practiced efficiency, slicing tomatoes and arranging fresh lettuce with a precision born of years of repetition. The prep work was a familiar routine, a symphony of motions you performed without conscious thought.
"C'mon, guys, we open in twenty! Let's get it together!" Carmy bellowed from his station at the front of the kitchen. Carmy, the young head chef and now owner, had taken over the shop after his brother Mikey's untimely death. His relentless drive carried the weight of a legacy he was determined to honor. His voice, sharp and urgent, echoed through the room, a reminder of the high standards he upheld.
You glanced over at Marcus, a young man with a bright smile and an infectious enthusiasm. He was busy kneading dough, his hands a blur of motion as he worked on the bread and pastries. Flour dusted his apron giving him the look of a snow-dusted sculpture. He caught your eye and flashed a grin, the kind that made the morning rush a bit more bearable. Ebra, the oldest among them, was meticulously slicing meats with the care of a surgeon. His years of experience showed in the way he handled the knife, each cut precise and perfect. You had learned a lot from Ebra, his quiet wisdom a steadying force in the chaotic kitchen. "Tina, how are those potatoes coming?" Carmy called out, his sharp eyes scanning the room. "Almost done, Jeff !" Tina replied, her hands deftly chopping peppers and onions. She moved with a grace that belied her tough exterior, a no-nonsense woman who kept the team in line with a well-timed glare or a sarcastic comment.
You focused on your task, your hands moving automatically as you prepped for the day. Despite the clamor and chaos, there was a rhythm to the kitchen, a dance they all knew well. It was in these moments, surrounded by you “makeshift family”, that you felt a strange sense of small peace, even if just for a fleeting second. "you got those tomatoes ready?" Carmy's voice snapped you back to reality. "Almost there," you replied, picking up the pace. You knew the drill: speed and precision were the order of the day. The customers would soon be lining up, and everything had to be perfect.
“Behind, behind, behind.” A quiet and new voice could be heard from behind you making your head quickly turn your hands still sliding the chopped vegetables into the small plastic tub. “Who are you ?.” You take note of the new woman your head bobbing up waiting for a response.
“Sydney.” She quickly replied with small smile and you introduced yourself back out of respect and kindness you were new once you know how much of a ball-ache these people are turning back to your work quickly moving along but you did mange to catch Sydney chasing after Tina who only spoke Spanish to her the interaction making smile. “Corner !” And then it quickly disappeared at that voice.
The kitchen door swung open, and Richie strolled in, tall and lean with a buzz cut. At 37, Richie was an enigmatic mix of charm and grit, his presence both a comfort and a complication. He and Carmy were close, calling each other "cousin" though they weren't actually related. Their bond was one forged in shared history and mutual respect.
"Yo, family morning ," Richie called out walking round a fretting every person with a friendly smile and hug apart from you. “Fucking with my program cousin.” He called out to Carmy, who just mumbled back and short answer “program started four hours ago.” barely looking up from his prep station. “Yeah well I had the kid all morning excuse me.” Richie turned meeting Carmy heads half way up “listen what’s happening with Ballbreaker my insta fucking blowing up.” Richie spoke “you got like thirty followers.” Marcus added turning away “yeah, I got… what is that a diss ? Yeah I got thirty six followers you fucking jackass.” Richie bit back his laugh echoing through the kitchen joined by Marcus’s.
“We need business, nerds come in from Rockford to play.” Carmy responded making his way round others “yeah in 1987 when you were still in that deadbeats balls.” Richie reached out for Tina who was reaching up to kiss his cheek “how are you ?” Richie switched to her other cheek leaving a quick kiss “yeah how was the recital ?” She asked meaning Richie daughter “oh god ! She fucking murdered it Tina. Hold on…” Richie quickly followed Carmy moving figure.
Your jaw tightened at the sight of Richie. To put it simple your relationship was a constant friction, sparks flying whenever you two were in the same room. You didn't appreciate his laid-back attitude and constant aggression/ hostility and he found your seriousness grating. You both had mutual dislike which was a poorly kept secret in the small, bustling kitchen.
"You got those preps ready?" Carmy asked sliding past you. “Like I said almost there," you replied, picking up the pace even more. Richie ambled over to the counter, eyeing your work. "You sure those tomatoes are fresh ? They look a little tired, like someone I know." You shot him a withering look. "Just worry about your own shit, Richard. I'll handle mine." Carmy intervened before the exchange could escalate. "Alright, enough. We've got a busy day ahead. Let's focus." You moved along stepping in-front of Carmy and Richie making your way to the walk in the pair of men following you close behind.
“Scuse me.” You slid past Sydney reaching up for the fresh parsnips. “Whoa who the fuck is this ?” That grating voice came again. “Sydney.” You quickly spoke going onto your tip toes. Who the fuck put veg this high ? “this is Sydney. I’m staging today.” The young woman spoke up for herself “Your what-ing today ?” Richie asked his voice confused as he looked between Carmy and her “she staging you dipshit she just fucking said.” You sneered still trying to reach for the veg “At-least I can reach the fucking veg.” Richie hissed back watching the twenty eight year old struggle. “She’s helping us out today.” Carmy intervened “can I use these Bananas ?” Sydney held up the fruit waiting for Carmys approval “cousin you order different mayo ?” Richie asked “no. all you chef.” Carmy responded to Sydney ignoring Richie “yeah all you chef.” Richie spoke up standing tall by the entrance as he threw his hands in the air. “He was using them to make a giant nut muffin.” You rolled her eyes at the comment. What a fucking idiot. “It was a play on a panettone. It would have been beautiful if you’d let me finish it.” Camry quickly defended himself “oh cousin.” Richie smacked his back making Carmy drop some stuff “Fuck you !” He shouted out.
“Richie Jeremovich. Pleasure to meet you sweetheart.” He held out his hand to Sydney who just shook his hand awkwardly “oh Richie really ?” You nearly threw up in your mouth at his sweet words “don’t say sweetheart you fucking wierdo.�� Carmy made the same expression as you as he stood between the pair grabbing some more ingredients. “Oh sorry you guys are so woke.” Richie threw his head in air “I meant nothing by it Sydney saying sweetheart is just part of our Italian heritage.” He held his hands up following Sydney as she left the walk in. “That beautiful. Thank you.” She walked away back into the bustling kitchen. “Italian ? I have more fucking Italian in me than you” you walked past him out the walk in “I bet you have.” Richie threw his head up “what the fuck is that meant to mean ?” You turned around staring at the man “you know what it means.” He shrugged his shoulders “you’re a fucking dick.” You spat “we know.” He shrugs once more “Fuck off Richard.” You walk away not in the mood to deal with him “don’t use’s that fucking name.” He held his hand high as you left.
You quickly finished the last of your prep and started organising the ingredients into their designated stations. Ebra, with his usual meticulous care, was laying out the meats in perfect rows, each slice almost a work of art. Tina, now done with the other vegetables while Marcus was pulling out bread. After few loud shouts and bangs from the walk in walked out stopping infront of the spice rack well shelf he was trying to distract himself and by your guess make it look like he was actually doing something for fucking once. His tall frame was making quick work of the high shelves. Searching through the changed inventory his face showing his pissed off emotions more and more as his eyes searched the area.
Maria started cleaning the tops placing the fresh prepared sliced veg near Tina finishing in two minutes flat she made her way round the kitchen for search off any other messes she’d have to fucking clean.
“Was richie always an arsehole ?” Marcus asked Fak as he fiddled with bolts on the mixer “always and forever dude.” Fak turned hearing your footsteps checking it wasn’t the man of hour Richie “just ask her.” Marcus looked to you “I ain’t saying shit about him.” And right you were as Fak began running his mouth again Richie approached “he the worst he’s not a nice guy. He’s just sad inside.” The words left his mouth and the tattooed man felt his presence behind “Fak.” Richie sent a warning look his way before turning to you his brows furrowed to which you just shrugged like he did earlier.
“Yo Family’s up.” Sydney called from the other room and everyone flooded through ready to taste the chefs food. As soon as you walked in the smell hit and fuck it was a delicious smell quickly making your way over to a seat grabbing the small pots Sydney had prepared “this look’s good Sydney.” You smiled at the young woman. The rest of the team took their seats all digging into the prepared meal “alright I’ll start I’m grateful for Philip K Dick. Fak you’re up.” Richie spoke his mouth full. Fucking disgusting. “Me ? Ahhh I’m thankful for my cats Ralph.” Fak sputtered out not expecting him to be included “they both named Ralph ?” Tina tilted her head in a questioning manner. “Yeah it’s just like it’s easier that way.” Ralph explained himself making Tina laugh “alright Tina you’re up.” Richie ushered the attention to the older woman sat at the corner of the table. “I’m grateful for all you.” She flung one hand up before dipping her head down with a warming smile making table erupt in awes and coos “awww look at you softy.” Richie tease over the table. “I guess I’m grateful that Richie didn’t come in here wearing that cologne that he always be wearing you know that smell like a pine tree and shit.” Marcus added his two pence into the lineup making the whole table laugh “Y/N ?” Tina addressed you “ummm I’m grateful for… fuck.” You tried to think “you’re grateful for fuck ?” Richie raised his brows “no you arsehole i am grateful for being here in this sandwich shop with all you fuckers.” You mumbled out digging into your bowl and the table laughed “and for not having knife on me to stab Richard.” You quickly added having more laughs out the table and a jack off gesture from the man himself.
You were too spaced out eating your meal with the chattering background that eased your worries away to realise Carmy had gone outside to deal with the growing crowd or more likely mob of nerds. It wasn’t until Richie scraped his chair across the floor that your attention had came back to present the tall man quickly got up and left marching to the kitchen and you followed already knowing his procedure to dealing with these things.
“what the fuck are you doing ?” You asked following the man making him turn to give you one quick look “what the fuck are you doing ?” He repeated your question annunciating the you “seriously ?” You watched as he searched the kitchen “yes seriously.” He quickly pulled open a pot digging through and grabbing his gun “oh what the fuck.” You threw your hands in the air “shut up.” He held it in his tight grip walking past you. “You gonna shoot them Richard ?” You followed after him again. “Didn’t I tell you to fucking stop with that.” He abruptly stopped making your body smack into his the gun held closer to your face “now fuck off.” He marched outside holding the gun high as he fired one shot nodding his head.
“Merry Christmas lizards.” Richie shouted through the microphone he continued his little speech warning them all of the consequences if they did not follow his rules before bidding them goodbye with one last “fuck you” and ushering Carmy into the shop. The pair argued and it didn’t stop till Richie shoved the tins of spaghetti in Carmy arms “Sydney sorry about the gun babe I had to get real.” He offered a short apology to the new chef walking towards you putting the gun down his stupid spots pants you who still stood in the doorway between the kitchen and the dining space and before you could even open your mouth and shoot a insult or snide remark his way Richie was very close to your face his long finger which were connected to those large hands of his stunk of tobacco and vanilla “not a fucking word out of you.” You looked to him his face so very very close to yours as his brows furrowed and eyes stared down his large body towering over your and this time you did not push it but instead just waited for him to march away in his hissy fit and flip him off.
#the bear season 2#the bear season one#the bear#richie jerimovich x reader#richie jerimovich#carmy berzatto#mikey berzatto#sydney adamu
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I need that kitchen wizard from block tales, like i yap about him irl everytime and LAUGH about how he dies and how cute and STUPID he is with that '>_>' face and his lityle hat that got changed with the chef hat (i think idk i forgot) and how i want him to die again while becoming a ghost in a much more slow and painful death.
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