#Block Tales Accountant Jim

[nottogetpoliticalbutwtfisoatmeal]

two kinds of chefs

guess which one has commercial experience

[voice-o-fallacy]

Final doodle pile for the day. There’s a little bit headcanon here too:

Jim braided mayor Monty’s beard for him.

The player was pretty slim by the start of Demo 1, a little underweight even, as a natural result of living through an apocalyptic future (briefly mentioned in this post) where food was scarce. They were more of a scout than an actual fighter if you look at their body type alone (and they talk like one too).

They gradually gained a healthy amount of body mass as their journey progresses. Especially after getting access to Turitopulis and befriending the ghost chef.

Oh and there’s depressed Builderman. The concept is just funny I have no explanation for it

[cring3rlordreal]

kitchen wizard x accountant jim

I love loaves...

Share ur thoughts on this ship pls ( dont be mean, use reasons )!! also give me hcs to steal hehehhe

[notstayinghere]

FINALLY

I think i posted it late but its here,

i was thinking bout' some funni clips i know and what you know i made a freaking align motion clip just to show you guys

It might not look good but i had fun doing this🍵🍵

(Og audio:Tawog episode freind test)

Sorry if it doesnt meet your expectations-

Blocktales oc on the right belongs to @niko-aspin!!

Their oc inspired me to do thiss

(@insert-something-funy-here👀👀👀)

[brokerplushsg]

Screw it, here is the list of all the Block Tales Parody accounts that I know of currently.

So for those not in the unofficial Block Tales Tumblr parody discord server run by @redzania, I have been accounting for every Block Tales Parody Askblogs on this site and today because why not, I've decided to post the list of all the Block Tales Parodies me and the server had been able to find so far. (I belive we got most of em so if ur Parody is not on here, pls tell me!)

Reblog this list if ya wish to help promote le fellow Parodies and maybe even drop a few asks into some! :D Especially ones that are New and have Low traction to help them actually appear in the search bar as well as general interactions too :D

Tbh it would also be wonderful if this inspires you to make parodies of your own, especially for characters with no parodies yet lol /nf

Should note a disclaimer that all the notes written for le ask blogs are not 100% accurate as even tho I am the unofficial accountant, I am not an algorithm or any kind of robot in general and thus not looking and recording every blog 24/7 so it might not be the most accurate- 😭

If u want me to update or change something, lmk! :D

Anyways, here is all the Parodies mentioned below! :D

PS: skim through the screenshots above for more info before exploring and dear mods/muns, sorry for le notification lol

Caves:

Supreme Ant

@the-best-queen

Roadtown:

Accountant Jim

@accountantjim

Mount Blackrock:

Banished Knight

@the-banished-knight

@thelonelyblackrockknight

Blackrock Castle:

Knight

@most-loyal-knight

Kitchen Chef

@blackrockskitchenchef

Cruel King

@my-cold-personal-tragedy

@blackrocks-king

@artic-king

Rugged Rainforest:

Venom Wizard

@our-forest-willrise

Turipolis:

Mayor Thaniyel

@mayor-of-turitopulis

@mayor-thaniyel

@askvenomswapthaniyel

Sacred Hollow:

Woodsman

@askwoodsman33

Greifer (All 9 of y'all should group up and form the sickest gang ever)

@mayors-son

@w0rlds-c00l3st-gr13f3r

@th3-gr13f3r

@ask-mayorau-brad

@asktoxicgriefer

@bloodied-gardens

@gr1ef3r-ask-blog

@gr13f3rpwnzn00bs

@aftermath-grief

Telamon's Manor:

Hax

@hax0r-gh05t-xd

Dream World:F'Ella

@Funk-Faction

Your Bombing Pal

@your-bombing-pal

Greed

@tixhoarder

Solitude

@solitairefrom-blocktales

@theembodimentofisolation

Fear

@fearfulpurple

@benevolentindigo

@anonymous-hyacinth

Hatred (For the literal embodiments of hatred, Yall are all so nice 😭)

@the-scourge-of-everyone

@ask-builderman

@ask-hatred-and-guilt

@hatenfelidae

@buildingabetterfuture

Reoccurring:

Red Noob

@knightlyredtwin

Blue Noob

@knightlybluetwin

Noobador

@numberoneuncle

Kyoko

@kyoko-the-adventurer

Jerry

@jerryfromblocktales

Conductor Noob

@conductornoob

Purple Noob

@purpleswordslashes

Green Noob

@poisonous-green-mace

@greenbeingmean

Others:

Players

@tutorialterryanduhhhummm

@undertaleknockoff

@collectorofswords

@averagemoth

@waitin4more

@purpleishmedication

OCs

@celestrpblog

@that-greenie-guy

@theewanderingwizard

@seethewe

@mintyshinigami

AU worlds

@plushandthewildones

@theblocktaleroleplay

Crossovers

@reddheirwinginquries

@the-doctorsoffice

@angelicallyresurrecting (Ngl idk if you are even a rp askblog so sorry if u ain't 😭)

Alright, some of yall may be asking why I have decided to do all of this labor; Well, like I said, I wanted to introduce others to RP blogs to increase interactions and awareness that these accounts all exists lol, and to reassure le mods that they aren't the only ones in the Parody Block Tales Tumblr Multiverse™, so yeah, shoutout to everyone here, and know that you are seen. :)

[Also, here is BUX for reaching all the way to the end!]

[uwuwha]

And oh, I wish I could hold you in my arms || but lately my body has been so afraid

A comic for @cometquest's blocktales apocalypse au! Can be interpreted either romantic or platonic. I kind of made my own story here, but you should definitely go check the au out!! His character designs are sick as hell and I've been a bit insane about them lately 🙏🙏!

Text reads: And if I knew you a little less, and my soul held a little less pride, I'd ask for you to stay safe by my side. But in my heart, I have long known what your answer would be.

Some extras below the readmore! Fair warning it's quite long

The comic without leetspeak!

In honour of the most recent lore post

Banner says: and me I feel also not so good Griefer's saying: Dude this yogurt fucking sucks

And my original tags condensed into incomprehensible paragraphs because there was not enough space to fit all of them underneath. Dear lord.

Genuinely I keep thinking about them oh my lord. The way in a normal world they would have never met. Wouldn't have even known eachother existed except in passing and rumors. Yet in this world where everything is falling apart Griefer and Jim are the only lifelines in their towns, do they meet even if its in voicechat. The only way Roadtown can talk to Turitopulis. And if Red lives in somewhere other than Roadtown or Blackrock, then Jim is quite literally the only way Brad can get updates on his father.

So they start talking and planning and communicating. And they communicate and they learn about eachother and they start talking more than strictly necessary and days or months or maybe years later, Griefer suddenly realizes that he's looking forward to his next conversation with Jim. He likes talking to him. He finds comfort with him. He cares a lot for Jim. A lot. Like a bird trying to rip out of his chest. Over the voice on his headphones who hes never seen before.

And if he knew Jim a little less well. If he maybe he were willing to beg a little more. He might've asked Jim to go and live in blackrock like his dad, or even go to Turitopulis to stay with him. But he knows who Jim is, and he knows who he is, and if someone had ever asked him to leave Turitopulis he would've socked them in the face. And even though he's calmer and more mellower than him, Griefer knows Jim would never think about leaving Roadtown for it to defend itself. And nobodys really manning the planes except for Jerry nowdays. So he never bothers asking.

But like a riving pounding against stone, the voices know they can't last forever and one day, maybe the voices finally got to him or maybe it was an act of self sacrifice, but Jim blows himself up. And all of the sudden Brad is left with headphones that emit static, no contact to Roadtown, and a sinking pit in his stomach. Do you see my vision here. Gripping myself.

[ultimateevader]

[Who are you?]

Yeah..idk.. I don't feel like this is great enough,,

[gear-systim]

|| Accountant Jim 🍕 request by @s1lly-draws -- Then Perish. /JOKE silly guy... Accountant Jim stimboard with related stims! “You're really a special adventurer, you know that?”

sources: [ 🍃 - 🍂 - 🍃 / 🍕 - 💚 - 🍕 / 🍃 - 🍂 - 🍃 ]

[coro-sg]

the player having a pizza party with everyone and a hug

The party will cause a great pizza debate

[frogz489]

Hah hah funny art

@redzania

suffer

[hiddenpng0]

Go for it!, player!

go for it nakamura Redraw thing, with my personal favorite player ships. [I like Cruel King x player just... Kinda dindt have room to add him. Sorry, guys 😔 but don't worry I'll make it up to yall

[nottogetpoliticalbutwtfisoatmeal]

the thing!

i made it! if people like it i might make more content...

[voice-o-fallacy]

yo raddish,

just wanted to say that ur reblogs genuinely bring light to my day. every time i see that you've reblogged my post i sit for a good five minutes just reading your annotations. i love the little comments you make and i look forward to every reblog you make. handing you five gingerbread cookies <3

Thank you for the cookies they are very much appreciated <3

So happy my silly comments can bring you a little joy…I’d consider it a win if they can convey a fraction of the happiness I felt every time your little guys pop up on my feed. Would reblog all of them if it wouldn’t be a spam hazard lol

And here’s a little treat for you too! Looking forward to your new works as well!

[cring3rlordreal]

MEASURINGREDIENT WARNING!!

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What is measuringredient? A rarepair blocktales ship featuring JIM x KITCHEN WIZARD, two math-cook nerds...

Don't like? :CLICK OFF OR SCROLL:

Why so so so ahhhhhh

Doodles :3

Byebye

[swordlunge-wav]

congratulations on the triple win at The Creator Awards!!

I was possessed by some kinda of fervor to draw a good chunk of the cast these past few days! chipping away at these designs and navigating thru stylization has been seriously remedying my art block (tales)...

[midasclasm]

player the playerrrrr 😛