#accountant jim blocktales

[accountantjim]

”HELLO THERE, FRIEND.”

“I DO NOT THINK I’VE SEEN YOUR FACE BEFORE.. OR MAYBE I HAVE. HA. HA. HA. HA.”

@the-scourge-of-everyone

' ..wh.. ' ' um.. h-- ' ' ..Hi there?.. Who are you? '

[redzania]

WHERE IS ALL MY GOD DAMN YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAOI BLAST GOOOO . doomed yaoi mayhaps?

ok but like hear me out dude. on the doomed yaoi part . you know how kitchen wizard DIES and turns into ghost chef . and how if you dont save accountant jim . yk . yk.

y'know. lalala. im making angst im so sorry but its sohard not to share my thoughts. HOWEVER IF YOU DIDNT SAVE ACCOUNTANT JIM AND LET HIM DIE.

'wiz- ' sob.. hic- 'i- i can't see, wiz.. ' hic.. sob- 'I- I know, Jim. ..It's okay, I'm here.. '

FUCK. YAOI BLAST TURNED INTO YAOI ANGST . SOB. HI C. IM GONNA TWEAK OUT . AGHHFVHCJK also. very basic ship name before i think about actual ones

erm . accountant wizard

c:

ALSOOO CREDITS TO @/cring3rlordreal FOR SUPPLYING Yaoi. I LOVEE THEMM

[cring3rlordreal]

*revives from the dead*

What yall think about accountant jim x kitchen wizard like hear me out bro.

They both have something to do with cooking and math

( cooking part that if you saved jim, he mentions that he likes cooking as a hobby pretty sure while kitchen wizard is obviously.. a chef for blackrock)

( the math part is that accountant is a job you need to use math for bla bla bla, kitchen wizard has a complex math symbol on his front)

So like.. hear me out yall, im COOKING. Please.

Anyways dies

Silly hc don't snatch them pls... hehehheheh

Jim calls kitchen wizard "kiwi", not that kw likes the fruit or is green like one, it's just "k" i "w" i

[uwuwha]

And oh, I wish I could hold you in my arms || but lately my body has been so afraid

A comic for @cometquest's blocktales apocalypse au! Can be interpreted either romantic or platonic. I kind of made my own story here, but you should definitely go check the au out!! His character designs are sick as hell and I've been a bit insane about them lately 🙏🙏!

Text reads: And if I knew you a little less, and my soul held a little less pride, I'd ask for you to stay safe by my side. But in my heart, I have long known what your answer would be.

Some extras below the readmore! Fair warning it's quite long

The comic without leetspeak!

In honour of the most recent lore post

Banner says: and me I feel also not so good Griefer's saying: Dude this yogurt fucking sucks

And my original tags condensed into incomprehensible paragraphs because there was not enough space to fit all of them underneath. Dear lord.

Genuinely I keep thinking about them oh my lord. The way in a normal world they would have never met. Wouldn't have even known eachother existed except in passing and rumors. Yet in this world where everything is falling apart Griefer and Jim are the only lifelines in their towns, do they meet even if its in voicechat. The only way Roadtown can talk to Turitopulis. And if Red lives in somewhere other than Roadtown or Blackrock, then Jim is quite literally the only way Brad can get updates on his father.

So they start talking and planning and communicating. And they communicate and they learn about eachother and they start talking more than strictly necessary and days or months or maybe years later, Griefer suddenly realizes that he's looking forward to his next conversation with Jim. He likes talking to him. He finds comfort with him. He cares a lot for Jim. A lot. Like a bird trying to rip out of his chest. Over the voice on his headphones who hes never seen before.

And if he knew Jim a little less well. If he maybe he were willing to beg a little more. He might've asked Jim to go and live in blackrock like his dad, or even go to Turitopulis to stay with him. But he knows who Jim is, and he knows who he is, and if someone had ever asked him to leave Turitopulis he would've socked them in the face. And even though he's calmer and more mellower than him, Griefer knows Jim would never think about leaving Roadtown for it to defend itself. And nobodys really manning the planes except for Jerry nowdays. So he never bothers asking.

But like a riving pounding against stone, the voices know they can't last forever and one day, maybe the voices finally got to him or maybe it was an act of self sacrifice, but Jim blows himself up. And all of the sudden Brad is left with headphones that emit static, no contact to Roadtown, and a sinking pit in his stomach. Do you see my vision here. Gripping myself.

[midasclasm]

hi griefer hi accountant jim ☺️

[ultimateevader]

❄ BLOCKTALES RELATIONSHIP CHART!!

Hello everyone! Here's chapter 1. Again, no need to credit!

[rowime]

Them

And Red and blue with a different pose because they're cooler

[nottogetpoliticalbutwtfisoatmeal]

DAMN yall really did fw block tales

which is good bc i have an entire month's worth of doodles in krita so im excited to share that.

anyhoodles here's my designs for the main cast-ish

[gekooi]

These freaks sre gonna make me tweak out I hate them so much /pos

[epnusika]

ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ- Accountant Jim Romantic Headcanons

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•] First things first, you would not become hungry if you're his partner. Every time you step into the kitchen, you will notice that he had whisked up yet another delicacy while you were away.

"Honey...! Come here for a second, I want you to taste this new recipe I made!"

•] He's smiling, grinning from ear to ear while his apron is covered with batter and flour. He wants to hear your opinions towards his progress in cooking/baking. It doesn't matter if you give it a harsh rating, he'll be upset, sure, but that's okay! That just meant that he can still improve.

•] His nicknames revolve around sweets and pastries! He's calling you Honey, Bunbun, Sweets... Some of them are cheesy but it's the thought that matters. He has a passion for cooking/baking, and with him calling you the things he love, it just reflects how passionate he is about you as well.

•] It's actually not that hard to make him flustered. Tease him or compliment him and he's rubbing the back of his head with a red face.

"Wait... Huh? M-me...? Handsome? H-honey... I—you're too sweet. Come on, you're making me blush..."

•] Please compliment him often. He doesn't receive it from anybody else other than you and Mayor Monty :(

•] He's actually quite shy when it comes to kisses. Like I mentioned earlier, he's quite easy to fluster! So, tackle him with a surprise kiss on the lips and all of a sudden, he's a puddle on the floor. He's blushing, stumbling over his words while he's processing what just happened. You can take this chance to pepper him with more kisses but once you're done, you're left with a very smitten Jim.

•] Hold him, he might faint...!

•] Nonetheless, one thing to mention is that he can get too generous and gullible. During his time with the miners in the mines, he considered giving them a raise to boost their morale, even though they were literally giving him dirty looks.

•] He realized that there was still some space for raises in the budget so he chose to give it to them rather than keep it all to himself. That's why a lot of people have kept their eyes on Jim in hopes of manipulating him for their gain. Besides, they know how close he is to Mayor Monty, so please, keep an eye out for him.

•] His love languages are easily acts of service and physical touch. After a long day of work, he would just collapse into your arms, pulling you close to him while your scent reminded him that he's home. He's closing his eyes, allowing his muscles to relax while he snuggles with you.

"Bunbun, you will never believe what happened today..."

•] Talking about snuggling, it doesn't matter if he's the big spoon or not. You want him to become the small spoon for tonight? No complaints here! As long as he gets to wrap his arms around you and cuddle, he can go either way.

•] Naturally, it's easy to get sick due to the sudden change of weather in Roadtown. But don't worry! Your househusband, I mean—Jim, is coming to your rescue! He's holding a spoonful of soup to your mouth while you lay in bed, sick and bedridden.

"You'll get better soon. I promise you, Honey... Does your head still hurt? After you eat, I'll give you some medicine, okay?"

•] You don't know how he did it but the soup was absolutely phenomenal. It's like he laced it with sorcery or something. I mean, it's soup! How do you even...?! Ahem. Moving on...

•] Even before Roadtown was covered with snow, Jim often went around with a camera. He's dragging you to a spot around the town where no one usually goes, telling you to pose for a photograph. And you know what? His shots are pretty good.

•] You're his muse, and he loves taking photographs of you. Occasionally, there would be shots where you were not ready but would he throw them away? Absolutely not! He loves capturing every piece of you, flaws and all. Some of them are silly but... He doesn't care. Every photograph matters to him. He looks at every detail in the photos, smiling brightly as each one showcases well... you. Each one may be different but it's. still. you.

"Beautiful... dazzling as always, Honey! Why don't we take another photo, please? This would be the last one, I promise. Huh...? What do you mean I said that last time?"

[accountantjim]

' Hey guys! A little check-in, how're you guys? ' ' Right now, I'm walking Kitchen Wizard back to his room-- he's been a bit.. gloomy. More open about his feelings, that's for sure.. ' ' Um.. To any of those in the Roadtown, I might be staying over for the night, but I have to ask first.. '

' ..He does seem to be recovered a little more, though! '

' ... it's.. fun to be around him.. '

[redzania]

'reeeedddzzz.. you've been gone for a good while now, werent you suppose to answer asks?' Listen to me i love accountant jim and i love yaoi. I

@accountantjim blog. NOW

Me and my 3 blocktales blog lalala

[cring3rlordreal]

kitchen wizard x accountant jim

I love loaves...

Share ur thoughts on this ship pls ( dont be mean, use reasons )!! also give me hcs to steal hehehhe

[notmakos]

HII HII hello !!! i saw your name in the credits for Blocktales, is there anything youd be able to give us on that?? :333

i be animating for block tales yes

here is a list in no particular order of the anims i can remember doing off the top of my bead

a decent chunk of what the player does inside and outside of a battle (taking damage, using an item, etc)

cruel kings cutscene

accountant jim’s cutscene

the eagle

a lot of stuff that is yet to be seen for future chapters

some stuff for terry (i think his floaty wizard stuff)

i really need to make some kinda showcase video for these

there's a lot

[uwuwha]

Harpy Hare, where have you buried all your children? || Tell me so I say (Yaelokre - Harpy Hare)

Some scenery practice I did of Jim! I got very lazy near the end lmao. Anyways, I think its fully just incredibly wild how you can leave Jim to die. Can't wait for the next update where Jim wields the ghostwalker and tries to kill you /j

Text reads: ...someone has to help

You can see a less compressed version here :3!

[undertaleknockoff]

Wooow!!

Never though sword collecting would be so hard lol!

I heard a lotta the people I saw on my adventures were here so! Hello!! I'm PB but you can call me Bucket!

*Note: this is a Blocktales roleplay account, the person running this account is a MINOR, keep it some what appropriate, and the usual DNI apply.*

Also- Tags!

General posting- PB's posts

Anything angst related- PB's grief

Reblogs- Oh cool! A thing!

Asks- Hello grey ones!

Interaction Tags

Red/Blue- Kiddos! Good to see ya!

Noobador- Wrestle mania reference!

Purple/Green- Well, could be worse...

Accountant Jim- The accountant is accounted for.

Kitchen Wizard- He's angry!!! Lol.

Cruel King- Coldest regrets

Greifer- Hehe, plant boy

Mayor Thanyle- Sweet! Old! Man!

Builderman- Oh... Hey..!

Hatred/Greed/Fear/Solitude- My worst parts.

Player/Blocktales ocs- Am I seeing double?

Terry- Evil bird

(Will be edited as I find more Blocktales accounts)