accountantjim

[accountantjim]

<📃> There's a soft sigh, before Jim goes up to Wizard-- putting his hands on his shoulders with a light blush on his face.

' Wiz. Best friend of mine. I'm gonna hold you hand when I say this-- ' ' What I'm gonna do next is COMPLETELY because someone paid me and in no means is it gonna be romantic ISWEARONMYLIFE' 'IT WAS ONE HUNDRED AND TEN DOLLARS. I HAVE TO DO THIS OKAY.'

The sound of snow crunching under someone's feet, before-- Knockknockknock!!! Guess who? :3

' ..dduuuudeee... '

hi chat c:

[accountantjim]

ACCOUNTANT JIM SUMMON CARD

hiiicc. HIICICC

i gave up on shading

this is fan made !! not really accurate-- i mesed up on the coloring and aligning,, i promise ill do better !! all of this is made by hand, with three images as reference! this is based off--

on this video!

[accountantjim]

CHAT

"Eh? Is this thing on?"

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OOC Note // hey y'all! i'm back again, this is my second askblog! this time it's gonna be based off of mayor monty from blocktales! :P

admin is @orsterrant, mod is a MINOR.

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Rules: No NSFW, no shipping (Sorry, Monty's devoted to his missus), be respectful, be kind. Be mindful in the asks, the blog is run by a human being. Do not be discriminatory. That is not tolerated here. Please don't be weird towards the Mayor.

DNI: P3d0s, pr0shippers, z00s, anybody who's homophobic, racist, bigoted, etc.

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Mayor Monty will speak in orange!

Tags: #Eh? Whatcha need kiddo? - asks #Me?! A VISITOR?! - interactions #Thayniel! How're Ya? - Mayor Thayniel interactions #Jim! Hiya kiddo! - Accountant Jim interactions #Bradley! Ello there lad! - Griefer interactions

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Asks/interactions are open! Feel free to roleplay, I'd love to interact with other blocktales blogs! That's about all, see ya around!

[accountantjim]

are ypu guys flirting

'....NO?? ' ' I mean-- I don't think so, but.. We (probably) don't have mutual feelings!!! (maybe) It's just a simple kiss (i think) and we're gonna act like it was (probably) nothinggg..!! ( hopefully ) '

< 📃> liar ooohhh liar boy oohhh liar gay boy

[accountantjim]

they should make a mayor monty blog. i would like jim to have his father on the site

[accountantjim]

Screw it, here is the list of all the Block Tales Parody accounts that I know of currently.

So for those not in the unofficial Block Tales Tumblr parody discord server run by @redzania, I have been accounting for every Block Tales Parody Askblogs on this site and today because why not, I've decided to post the list of all the Block Tales Parodies me and the server had been able to find so far. (I belive we got most of em so if ur Parody is not on here, pls tell me!)

Reblog this list if ya wish to help promote le fellow Parodies and maybe even drop a few asks into some! :D Especially ones that are New and have Low traction to help them actually appear in the search bar as well as general interactions too :D

Tbh it would also be wonderful if this inspires you to make parodies of your own, especially for characters with no parodies yet lol /nf

Should note a disclaimer that all the notes written for le ask blogs are not 100% accurate as even tho I am the unofficial accountant, I am not an algorithm or any kind of robot in general and thus not looking and recording every blog 24/7 so it might not be the most accurate- 😭

If u want me to update or change something, lmk! :D

Anyways, here is all the Parodies mentioned below! :D

PS: skim through the screenshots above for more info before exploring and dear mods/muns, sorry for le notification lol

Caves:

Supreme Ant

@the-best-queen

Roadtown:

Accountant Jim

@accountantjim

Mount Blackrock:

Banished Knight

@the-banished-knight

@thelonelyblackrockknight

Blackrock Castle:

Knight

@most-loyal-knight

Kitchen Chef

@blackrockskitchenchef

Cruel King

@my-cold-personal-tragedy

@blackrocks-king

@artic-king

Rugged Rainforest:

Venom Wizard

@our-forest-willrise

Turipolis:

Mayor Thaniyel

@mayor-of-turitopulis

@mayor-thaniyel

@askvenomswapthaniyel

Sacred Hollow:

Woodsman

@askwoodsman33

Greifer (All 9 of y'all should group up and form the sickest gang ever)

@mayors-son

@w0rlds-c00l3st-gr13f3r

@th3-gr13f3r

@ask-mayorau-brad

@asktoxicgriefer

@bloodied-gardens

@gr1ef3r-ask-blog

@gr13f3rpwnzn00bs

@aftermath-grief

Telamon's Manor:

Hax

@hax0r-gh05t-xd

Dream World:F'Ella

@Funk-Faction

Your Bombing Pal

@your-bombing-pal

Greed

@tixhoarder

Solitude

@solitairefrom-blocktales

@theembodimentofisolation

Fear

@fearfulpurple

@benevolentindigo

@anonymous-hyacinth

Hatred (For the literal embodiments of hatred, Yall are all so nice 😭)

@the-scourge-of-everyone

@ask-builderman

@ask-hatred-and-guilt

@hatenfelidae

@buildingabetterfuture

Reoccurring:

Red Noob

@knightlyredtwin

Blue Noob

@knightlybluetwin

Noobador

@numberoneuncle

Kyoko

@kyoko-the-adventurer

Jerry

@jerryfromblocktales

Conductor Noob

@conductornoob

Purple Noob

@purpleswordslashes

Green Noob

@poisonous-green-mace

@greenbeingmean

Others:

Players

@tutorialterryanduhhhummm

@undertaleknockoff

@collectorofswords

@averagemoth

@waitin4more

@purpleishmedication

OCs

@celestrpblog

@that-greenie-guy

@theewanderingwizard

@seethewe

@mintyshinigami

AU worlds

@plushandthewildones

@theblocktaleroleplay

Crossovers

@reddheirwinginquries

@the-doctorsoffice

@angelicallyresurrecting (Ngl idk if you are even a rp askblog so sorry if u ain't 😭)

Alright, some of yall may be asking why I have decided to do all of this labor; Well, like I said, I wanted to introduce others to RP blogs to increase interactions and awareness that these accounts all exists lol, and to reassure le mods that they aren't the only ones in the Parody Block Tales Tumblr Multiverse™, so yeah, shoutout to everyone here, and know that you are seen. :)

[Also, here is BUX for reaching all the way to the end!]

[accountantjim]

' ... '

' I'm fineee! Don't worry about it, uuamm.. ' ' NNothing to worry about? '

< 📃 > ..This guy. Jim slightly scoots closer to Wizard, better to do it right now than never.. He'd rather not let people down by NOT doing what they ask him to do. It was a hundred and ten dollars, for goodness sake!

The sound of snow crunching under someone's feet, before-- Knockknockknock!!! Guess who? :3

' ..dduuuudeee... '

hi chat c:

[accountantjim]

' Pff-- Okay, well, you can't just EXPECT me to know when you're visiting me! I don't have a tracker on you! ' < 📃 > Playfully responding, closing the door and slightly giving a sweat. How was he gonna do this.. ' ..Do you um-- wanna sit down, or something? I can make you something like you do when I visit! '

The sound of snow crunching under someone's feet, before-- Knockknockknock!!! Guess who? :3

' ..dduuuudeee... '

hi chat c:

[accountantjim]

Chat you can still scream at jim to kiss wizard except he can only hear it 🔥🔥🔥🔥 anyways after school im gonna try and get my motivation UP! so i can make YAOI!🔥

OOC ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

Asks like:

This. Will no longer be answered, seeing as it is not time for wiz to confess yet <//3 Sorry, but I want to keep the yaoi a secret for now!!! Also, any asks trying to make them fall in love (such as the love potion cake) will also not be answered, for the same reason!!! Any further asks pushing this will be deleted, thanks for understanding!!!

[accountantjim]

ok chat for NOW youre gonna get only dialogue BUT soon i am going to COOK more. kirb watch out im gonna bomb you with yaoi again //

< 📃 > After a few moments of clarity, Jim opens the door again. ' Sorry-- sorry..!! I completely acted on.. instinct-- I didn't know you were gonna be here! ' ' ..Sooo.. WHY are you here? Aren't you suppose to be at Blackrock??

< 📃 > Jim says, moving aside to allow Wizard in. He's stalling.

The sound of snow crunching under someone's feet, before-- Knockknockknock!!! Guess who? :3

' ..dduuuudeee... '

hi chat c:

[accountantjim]

' Oh, the things I do for you guys.. ' ' I'm actually going to get exposed to Roadtown, all the people, about what I'm gonna do. '

' I should have NEVER said 'ten dollars and i'll kiss wizard' '

[accountantjim]

these guys dude... ITS BEEN 20 SECONDS

[accountantjim]

The sound of snow crunching under someone's feet, before-- Knockknockknock!!! Guess who? :3

' ..dduuuudeee... '

hi chat c:

[accountantjim]

FORGOT ASKS WERE OFF. SORRY GUYS!!

[accountantjim]

pie ^^

🥧

'OOOHH! THANK YOU-! '

[accountantjim]

Jim, what do you think of salt?

' I think salt's pretty good! Good for seasoning foods, very nice!! ' ' Um.. Useful! I like it !! '

[accountantjim]

hey jim you want anything to drink? i have water, milk, juice, spiders, dr pepper...

' Oh-- um! ' ' ..spiders?-- Er-- I'd like water, maybe! '