#Purple noob block tales

[purpleswordslashes]

GUESS WHO LIVED BITCHES!!!!

[jjdogasaur]

I would like to thank @endlessvoiq for giving me these ideas but I think they and I are genuinely the only people in this fandom who notice the mildly fucked up implications that can be gotten from Green and Purple's dialogue about how their relationship is? The main point I'm bringing up is how Green never directly mentions her if you defeat her, while Purple directly mentions Green if you defeat him first.

Now this could mean absolutely nothing, but with how little Purple talks like at all, it could have you wondering if Purple is by chance also being treated horribly...

[block-tales-headcanons]

placing down my head canons for the class...

mayor thaniyel... he's homophobic... 😰😔😭 /j

Actually though, here's my headcanons. :]

(BLOCK TALES SPOILERS FOR ALL CHAPTERS OBVIOUSLY)

Noobador is Red and Blue's uncle on Green's side of the family (i.e. Green is Noobador's brother, he is also the older sibling).

Noobador's actual name is Yellow, he simply normally goes by this alias to help separate himself from Green's criminal activity (being his brother and all).

To add onto that, he goes by Yellow only when there's no one but Purple, Green, Red or Blue around)

Purple and Green are both trans (MtF and FtM. No, this doesn't mean I think trans people are criminals, this head canon spawned when I was watching someone's gameplay and they accidentally voiced Green with a feminine voice and Purple with a masculine one, and I just thought this would be a cool head canon. Also bonus points for t4t 🙏🙏🙏)

The Noob family (Purple, Green, Noobador, Red, and Blue) were born in and grew up around Turitopulis (based on your first encounter with Purple and Green in chapter 2)

Speaking of which, Noobador moved to Bizville to pursue his career as a luchador and train conductor. This was also to separate himself from their criminal activity. He brought Red and Blue with him as well, knowing that they were going to indoctrinate them into criminality when they were old enough

Red and Blue (as well as their parents) are very good at climbing due to growing up at Turitopulis, and like doing so around places whenever they can.

Cruel King is like- in his late 50s to 60s

Shedletsky, Mayor Thaniyel, and Cruel King were also childhood friends, but Cruel King drifted away from them due to the voices and his growing responsibilities as king.

Mayor Thaniyel and Shedletsky also drifted away from each other due to their responsibilities as holder of the swords, along with Mayor Thaniyel having a son.

Cruel King, when he got a hold of the Ice Dagger, started suffering symptoms of frost bite along with ice growing on his hands and face.

Mayor Thaniyel and Mayor Monty don't know each other very well, they're only acquaintances through them being both mayors.

Red and Blue were born on the same day.

Mayor Thaniyel is a widower, having lost his wife upon the birth of Griefer

Being a holder of the Venomshank causes the eyes (including sclera) to become bright red. Whereas if you're a destined/future holder of the Venomshank but have not yet received it, your eyes will still be red, but not the sclera.

Anyways, that's all I'm gonna put here for now! (Like damn that's a lot of text).

-idk uuuuh, call me "💡Anon"

damn that’s a lot I don’t think I have a meme for this the noobadoor’s actual name being yellow is so silly I love it

[wilk775]

THE POWER OF PURPLE AND GREEN IS TOUGH AND...- Uh...?

Uncle Noobador taking care of the kids :3

[nonsensicallyhere]

blocktales brainrot whiteboard shenanigans

[coro-sg]

[ CALL: GRIEFER ] Card Obtained!

*Train sequence but with a bit of Griefer interaction

[brokerplushsg]

Screw it, here is the list of all the Block Tales Parody accounts that I know of currently.

So for those not in the unofficial Block Tales Tumblr parody discord server run by @redzania, I have been accounting for every Block Tales Parody Askblogs on this site and today because why not, I've decided to post the list of all the Block Tales Parodies me and the server had been able to find so far. (I belive we got most of em so if ur Parody is not on here, pls tell me!)

Reblog this list if ya wish to help promote le fellow Parodies and maybe even drop a few asks into some! :D Especially ones that are New and have Low traction to help them actually appear in the search bar as well as general interactions too :D

Tbh it would also be wonderful if this inspires you to make parodies of your own, especially for characters with no parodies yet lol /nf

Should note a disclaimer that all the notes written for le ask blogs are not 100% accurate as even tho I am the unofficial accountant, I am not an algorithm or any kind of robot in general and thus not looking and recording every blog 24/7 so it might not be the most accurate- 😭

If u want me to update or change something, lmk! :D

Anyways, here is all the Parodies mentioned below! :D

PS: skim through the screenshots above for more info before exploring and dear mods/muns, sorry for le notification lol

Caves:

Supreme Ant

@the-best-queen

Roadtown:

Accountant Jim

@accountantjim

Mount Blackrock:

Banished Knight

@the-banished-knight

@thelonelyblackrockknight

Blackrock Castle:

Knight

@most-loyal-knight

Kitchen Chef

@blackrockskitchenchef

Cruel King

@my-cold-personal-tragedy

@blackrocks-king

@artic-king

Rugged Rainforest:

Venom Wizard

@our-forest-willrise

Turipolis:

Mayor Thaniyel

@mayor-of-turitopulis

@mayor-thaniyel

@askvenomswapthaniyel

Sacred Hollow:

Woodsman

@askwoodsman33

Greifer (All 9 of y'all should group up and form the sickest gang ever)

@mayors-son

@w0rlds-c00l3st-gr13f3r

@th3-gr13f3r

@ask-mayorau-brad

@asktoxicgriefer

@bloodied-gardens

@gr1ef3r-ask-blog

@gr13f3rpwnzn00bs

@aftermath-grief

Telamon's Manor:

Hax

@hax0r-gh05t-xd

Dream World:F'Ella

@Funk-Faction

Your Bombing Pal

@your-bombing-pal

Greed

@tixhoarder

Solitude

@solitairefrom-blocktales

@theembodimentofisolation

Fear

@fearfulpurple

@benevolentindigo

@anonymous-hyacinth

Hatred (For the literal embodiments of hatred, Yall are all so nice 😭)

@the-scourge-of-everyone

@ask-builderman

@ask-hatred-and-guilt

@hatenfelidae

@buildingabetterfuture

Reoccurring:

Red Noob

@knightlyredtwin

Blue Noob

@knightlybluetwin

Noobador

@numberoneuncle

Kyoko

@kyoko-the-adventurer

Jerry

@jerryfromblocktales

Conductor Noob

@conductornoob

Purple Noob

@purpleswordslashes

Green Noob

@poisonous-green-mace

@greenbeingmean

Others:

Players

@tutorialterryanduhhhummm

@undertaleknockoff

@collectorofswords

@averagemoth

@waitin4more

@purpleishmedication

OCs

@celestrpblog

@that-greenie-guy

@theewanderingwizard

@seethewe

@mintyshinigami

AU worlds

@plushandthewildones

@theblocktaleroleplay

Crossovers

@reddheirwinginquries

@the-doctorsoffice

@angelicallyresurrecting (Ngl idk if you are even a rp askblog so sorry if u ain't 😭)

Alright, some of yall may be asking why I have decided to do all of this labor; Well, like I said, I wanted to introduce others to RP blogs to increase interactions and awareness that these accounts all exists lol, and to reassure le mods that they aren't the only ones in the Parody Block Tales Tumblr Multiverse™, so yeah, shoutout to everyone here, and know that you are seen. :)

[Also, here is BUX for reaching all the way to the end!]

[rainnexcalt]

Here's more block tales as silly cats :3

[troubldteenz]

blocktales art + oc angst

[paperori0]

Player design + some random comics lol

[frito-banditoo]

Still going but this time blocktales

[purpleswordslashes]

[ imagine mistreating ur kids couldn't be meeee ]

[ mainly bc i dont have any but still ]

- @hax0r-gh05t-xd

First off what. How do you know I have kids??

Second off you're literally dead you CANNOT be talking shit

[thetalesofaether]

COLORS!

You like noobs? I like noobs. They’re cute.

Except for you Green. That shade of green is terrible and so are you.

I’ve been working on a big infodump post about my Block Tales AU(?) so I was focusing on that more than posting anything of substance whoops. Also doing redesigns in the background but those aren’t worth their own posts imo,, Also struggling to make unique Cruel King and Griefer designs that I like :(((

ANYWAYS we all agree Green and Purple are Red and Blue’s parents, right? Because to me they are. I spent a stupid amount of brain power trying to design Green and I just need to put it out there that I hate designing men’s clothes thank you goodbye

The Red n Blue drawing was somewhat old but I decided to finish it up and throw it in with these guys, but expect to see them again in better outfits later down the line!! These both are just quick doodles, nothing much to note about them

My wip AU post goes into robloxians, noobs, and all Noob variants because world building is my favorite thing of all time and BT gives me nothing so what else to do than insert my own reality? Hopefully someone enjoys it, I think it’s neat,,,,

[inkedover]

I should be asleep

anyway some Playerswap interactions

Cluemer enjoys talking to the kids, Red finds him cool (especially his epic 3D glasses) but Blue thinks that he's a little bit loud.

Noobador taught Red & Blue stranger danger and they always speed walk past the Sketchy Figure because...he's sketchy. Sketchy Figure attempted to get the kids to buy something from him once but Noobador def didn't allow that

Player is evil in Playerswap and prior to snapping they were constantly tormented by Builderman's(?) voice

Purple and Green never jump the train in Playerswap Ch.3 because Noobador is offscreen beating them up in Ch.1/Prologue. this is the reason why the kids have been left with Terry (more info on Terry later lol)

[catsharkzzz]

alot of blocktales things

[making-your-fave-in-fr]

Red and Blue noobs!!! Maybe purple and green too but i dont like them as much as rnb

Ask and you shall receive! I made the Red, Blue, Purple, and Green Noobs from Block Tales (Roblox) in Flight Rising!

M Coatl (Dark Shadow eyes) Coral/Basic | Cerise/Basic | Coral/Underbelly

Ravenskull Broadsword, Red Renaissance Shirt, Sinister Pants, Glamorous Scarlet Spats

F Coatl (Dark Shadow eyes) Sky/Basic | Cobalt/Basic | Sky/Underbelly

Ancient Broadsword, Blue Renaissance Shirt, Lavish Pants, Genteel Azure Spats

M Coatl (Dark Shadow eyes) Grape/Basic | Shadow/Basic | Grape/Underbelly

Katana, Opulent Nightshade Spats

F Coatl (Dark Shadow eyes) Jade/Basic | Jungle/Basic | Jade/Underbelly

Green Renaissance Shirt, Posh Pants, Kelly Green Spats, Poisoned Kusarigama