#Purple noob block tales

[jjdogasaur]

I would like to thank @endlessvoiq for giving me these ideas but I think they and I are genuinely the only people in this fandom who notice the mildly fucked up implications that can be gotten from Green and Purple's dialogue about how their relationship is? The main point I'm bringing up is how Green never directly mentions her if you defeat her, while Purple directly mentions Green if you defeat him first.

Now this could mean absolutely nothing, but with how little Purple talks like at all, it could have you wondering if Purple is by chance also being treated horribly...

[purpleswordslashes]

[ imagine mistreating ur kids couldn't be meeee ]

[ mainly bc i dont have any but still ]

- @hax0r-gh05t-xd

First off what. How do you know I have kids??

Second off you're literally dead you CANNOT be talking shit

[coro-sg]

[ CALL: GRIEFER ] Card Obtained!

*Train sequence but with a bit of Griefer interaction

[brokerplushsg]

Screw it, here is the list of all the Block Tales Parody accounts that I know of currently.

So for those not in the unofficial Block Tales Tumblr parody discord server run by @redzania, I have been accounting for every Block Tales Parody Askblogs on this site and today because why not, I've decided to post the list of all the Block Tales Parodies me and the server had been able to find so far. (I belive we got most of em so if ur Parody is not on here, pls tell me!)

Reblog this list if ya wish to help promote le fellow Parodies and maybe even drop a few asks into some! :D Especially ones that are New and have Low traction to help them actually appear in the search bar as well as general interactions too :D

Tbh it would also be wonderful if this inspires you to make parodies of your own, especially for characters with no parodies yet lol /nf

Should note a disclaimer that all the notes written for le ask blogs are not 100% accurate as even tho I am the unofficial accountant, I am not an algorithm or any kind of robot in general and thus not looking and recording every blog 24/7 so it might not be the most accurate- 😭

If u want me to update or change something, lmk! :D

Anyways, here is all the Parodies mentioned below! :D

PS: skim through the screenshots above for more info before exploring and dear mods/muns, sorry for le notification lol

Caves:

Supreme Ant

@the-best-queen

Roadtown:

Accountant Jim

@accountantjim

Mount Blackrock:

Banished Knight

@the-banished-knight

@thelonelyblackrockknight

Blackrock Castle:

Knight

@most-loyal-knight

Kitchen Chef

@blackrockskitchenchef

Cruel King

@my-cold-personal-tragedy

@blackrocks-king

@artic-king

Rugged Rainforest:

Venom Wizard

@our-forest-willrise

Turipolis:

Mayor Thaniyel

@mayor-of-turitopulis

@mayor-thaniyel

@askvenomswapthaniyel

Sacred Hollow:

Woodsman

@askwoodsman33

Greifer (All 9 of y'all should group up and form the sickest gang ever)

@mayors-son

@w0rlds-c00l3st-gr13f3r

@th3-gr13f3r

@ask-mayorau-brad

@asktoxicgriefer

@bloodied-gardens

@gr1ef3r-ask-blog

@gr13f3rpwnzn00bs

@aftermath-grief

Telamon's Manor:

Hax

@hax0r-gh05t-xd

Dream World:F'Ella

@Funk-Faction

Your Bombing Pal

@your-bombing-pal

Greed

@tixhoarder

Solitude

@solitairefrom-blocktales

@theembodimentofisolation

Fear

@fearfulpurple

@benevolentindigo

@anonymous-hyacinth

Hatred (For the literal embodiments of hatred, Yall are all so nice 😭)

@the-scourge-of-everyone

@ask-builderman

@ask-hatred-and-guilt

@hatenfelidae

@buildingabetterfuture

Reoccurring:

Red Noob

@knightlyredtwin

Blue Noob

@knightlybluetwin

Noobador

@numberoneuncle

Kyoko

@kyoko-the-adventurer

Jerry

@jerryfromblocktales

Conductor Noob

@conductornoob

Purple Noob

@purpleswordslashes

Green Noob

@poisonous-green-mace

@greenbeingmean

Others:

Players

@tutorialterryanduhhhummm

@undertaleknockoff

@collectorofswords

@averagemoth

@waitin4more

@purpleishmedication

OCs

@celestrpblog

@that-greenie-guy

@theewanderingwizard

@seethewe

@mintyshinigami

AU worlds

@plushandthewildones

@theblocktaleroleplay

Crossovers

@reddheirwinginquries

@the-doctorsoffice

@angelicallyresurrecting (Ngl idk if you are even a rp askblog so sorry if u ain't 😭)

Alright, some of yall may be asking why I have decided to do all of this labor; Well, like I said, I wanted to introduce others to RP blogs to increase interactions and awareness that these accounts all exists lol, and to reassure le mods that they aren't the only ones in the Parody Block Tales Tumblr Multiverse™, so yeah, shoutout to everyone here, and know that you are seen. :)

[Also, here is BUX for reaching all the way to the end!]

[rainnexcalt]

Here's more block tales as silly cats :3

[inkedover]

I should be asleep

anyway some Playerswap interactions

Cluemer enjoys talking to the kids, Red finds him cool (especially his epic 3D glasses) but Blue thinks that he's a little bit loud.

Noobador taught Red & Blue stranger danger and they always speed walk past the Sketchy Figure because...he's sketchy. Sketchy Figure attempted to get the kids to buy something from him once but Noobador def didn't allow that

Player is evil in Playerswap and prior to snapping they were constantly tormented by Builderman's(?) voice

Purple and Green never jump the train in Playerswap Ch.3 because Noobador is offscreen beating them up in Ch.1/Prologue. this is the reason why the kids have been left with Terry (more info on Terry later lol)

[thetalesofaether]

COLORS!

You like noobs? I like noobs. They’re cute.

Except for you Green. That shade of green is terrible and so are you.

I’ve been working on a big infodump post about my Block Tales AU(?) so I was focusing on that more than posting anything of substance whoops. Also doing redesigns in the background but those aren’t worth their own posts imo,, Also struggling to make unique Cruel King and Griefer designs that I like :(((

ANYWAYS we all agree Green and Purple are Red and Blue’s parents, right? Because to me they are. I spent a stupid amount of brain power trying to design Green and I just need to put it out there that I hate designing men’s clothes thank you goodbye

The Red n Blue drawing was somewhat old but I decided to finish it up and throw it in with these guys, but expect to see them again in better outfits later down the line!! These both are just quick doodles, nothing much to note about them

My wip AU post goes into robloxians, noobs, and all Noob variants because world building is my favorite thing of all time and BT gives me nothing so what else to do than insert my own reality? Hopefully someone enjoys it, I think it’s neat,,,,

[frances525]

chapter 3 spoiler ahead grahh

go play if you havent 😀

i've already beaten chapter 3 since like, a day ago or two and i still cant get over the NPC dialogues especially at the manor

like we got a few NPCs that noticed how depressed we are

then we got NPC dialogues that make me shed tears and scream in anguish like the Blackrock guard having no idea what he wants to do next since the king is dead and Terry talking about Jerry (i cried)

Jerry also made me cry ueueueueuee

although not some dialogue, i wanna mention the picture frame of Erik Cassel and Builderman on Terry's room which is genuinely very sweet for the devs to add but i'm curious if we will ever get to see Erik in Block Tales knowing that he and Builderman were both founders of Roblox and who knows? he might play an important role about Builderman y'know,,,,,

foreshadowing? maybe,,,,

anyways can't wait to get more angst in chapter 4!! hooray!!!

also additional Boss Fighting Stages reference this is so peak

[catsharkzzz]

alot of blocktales things

[robloxconfessions2]

why is nobody mentioning the fact that noobador is yellow noob

he's most likely to be green noob's brother because yellow and green sounds nice

do you think he legally changed his name to noobador so purple and green couldn't track him and the kids

how come they didn't find him sooner he's the train engineer he has to be fairly easy to find

also after he yelled at red and blue to help work on the train i low key wanted to slap him like

you don't just make kids fight their parents with a stranger, then yell at them like come on man that's just mean

-apple flavored noob person

i’m too busy watching minecraft fnf to comprehend this

[anewbieartist356]

Funny idea i had for pink

pink:I STOLE YOUR WIFE YOU [BEEP]

Green:WHAT

pink:AND IM ACTIVELY MAKING HER A BETTER PERSON [BEEP] YOU AND YOUR CRIMINAL TENDENCIES JERK

*green is just FUMING*

[jjdogasaur]

The quastards but mspaint drawn because I didn't feel like putting effort into drawing all four of them (Don't worry about purple she just messed up)

[purpleswordslashes]

Ugh 4nd th3y c4ll m3 4 j3rk...4nd th3n th3r3s y0u!

[OOC:Hiiii]

Didn't you kidnap your dad or smth your track record is NOT the best either boy

[coro-sg]

More younger versions of Red and Blue (and probably Noobador again)

Uh

Pill baby era

[yuqsdug]

I redesigned the gang. This time, it is more human and more color-coded. Originally I wasn't going to post, but then I put too much effort into this.

The Call: Cruel King card be like ^^^.

If the rest can have their swords, He can have his old man.

Were there other things I should be doing? Probably. Did I want to do this first? Yes. Did this somehow take way longer than intended? Also yes.

Anyway, everyone got new clothes and color-coded. Player's red. Bacon's purple, Acorn's blue, and Skyler's yellow.

Bacon and Acorn's hair got shifted into more pink to fit with their new color pallet, and Acorn specifically to look more like PINKtastic hair / Roblox girl hair.

They also got nicknames. Acorn comes from Acorn hair, also called Bacon girl hair, or some mix-up of those words. And Ann got changed into the nickname and Skyler to the normal name. Named after the bundle they're based on.

The previous designs:

(He kindly refuses the Firebrand)

(Odd. Why would he not want something so wonderful)

[stupidlittlemothenjoyer]

Ayy! another Block Tales art dump, this time it's centered around the noobs, because I like the noobs. [except Green and Purple obviously.] The first image in the batch was made when I was still getting used to drawing blocky characters, and yes, I need to draw Noobador more, I'm sorry. [Design note: Green's spikes are completely optional, they only have that cause I think it ties in with them having the Charge Poison ability.] BUT!

Hopefully these images will make up for it. [This is personal use stuff, I am never publishing this DMS pack, but you might get images from time to time.]