#block tales playerswap au

[block-tales-playerswap-au]

Oh! Another me... how delightful!

Haha! So tell me, how do you even tolerate the mere presence of the others, nevertheless seemingly get along with that infuriating yellow rubber-hose nitwit.

Even the mere thought of them makes me want to hurl!!

@buildingabetterfuture

Hatred: "...A N Y W A Y. They're business partners. Nothing more, nothing less-"

Greed: "Haahahhaa I doubt that!!!"

Hatred: "Greed, I will strangle you with your own limbs."

Hatred reaches towards Greed, but it ducks away and shifts forms, making puppy dog eyes up at Hatred as crocodile tears formed in its eyes.

"Builderman": "STOP USING YOUR DISGUISE FOR MUNDANE THINGS LIKE- T H A T !"

$hedletsky: "Ohhh but you're allowed to use yours to mock Builderman, right Hatred?"

"Builderman": "You will regret ever crossing me you little-"

$hedletsky: "AHAHAHAHA! Awwwww, Hatred's sosososoooooo mad~! It's soooo cute!"

Hatred: "I T I S N O T C U T E T O I N F U R I A T E M E ."

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when he was younger Benevolent King took fencing lessons because he thought it looked cool only using one hand to fight. the castle guards all agreed and decided to teach him fencing (against Kitchen Wizard's wishes) and he was surprisingly good at it.

Benevolent King also definitely just really liked wearing white and was like "this looks epic"

in his present PS outfit he actually dyed his old fencing pants so that he could keep wearing them. they were pretty fashionable (in his opinion) and they were light and comfortable for him. so...why not just wear them everyday???

this is also why he can hold his heavy ass scepter in one hand with no problem lolz

[voice-o-fallacy]

Please don’t let yourself become one more body in the snow

@block-tales-playerswap-au / @inkedover Hi hi! I’ve been following your blog/fic for a while as hatred anon and thought I should made something for ya, so here goes! Hope this isn’t too out of the blue :]

It’s been a fun read so far, really looking forward to see Bene, Red and Blue’s eventual confrontation with the player

[blocktales-four-swords-au]

ah, Backstreet Bounce - Rap Version.

making me imagine Miles, Brad, Thana and Avarice waking up after Player uses the Illumina to reset, in the crossover between FS and PS.

They'd remember, just barely. Bits and pieces. Brad would have the strongest awareness.

It's impossible not to notice when your Taint is completely gone from your mind. When a new one takes its place.

Hatred used to be the source of the red on his body, but it never lined up with the Taint's maroon.

Now it's just Rage.

Miles, Thana and Brad take their blades before Shedletsky ever calls. They're met with confusion as they run out.

(Brad tugs his hat on. Miles grabs his cloak. Thana just runs.)

They trust their fourth to arrive in time.

They need to find the kids.

They need to get the other swords.

They need to stop that... creature from getting the Illumina again.

But Avarice will be a while- she needs to wait for the opportunity to steal the Firebrand to come back, after all.

[blocktales-four-swords-au]

st umbles in

HELLO

hi. hi op we're mutuals on my main. hi it's splatting-stampede here LMAO

also!! i have a rec of my own!!! @block-tales-playerswap-au >:D

Screw it, here is the list of all the Block Tales Parody accounts that I know of currently.

So for those not in the unofficial Block Tales Tumblr parody discord server run by @redzania, I have been accounting for every Block Tales Parody Askblogs on this site and today because why not, I've decided to post the list of all the Block Tales Parodies me and the server had been able to find so far. (I belive we got most of em so if ur Parody is not on here, pls tell me!)

Reblog this list if ya wish to help promote le fellow Parodies and maybe even drop a few asks into some! :D Especially ones that are New and have Low traction to help them actually appear in the search bar as well as general interactions too :D

Tbh it would also be wonderful if this inspires you to make parodies of your own, especially for characters with no parodies yet lol /nf

Should note a disclaimer that all the notes written for le ask blogs are not 100% accurate as even tho I am the unofficial accountant, I am not an algorithm or any kind of robot in general and thus not looking and recording every blog 24/7 so it might not be the most accurate- 😭

If u want me to update or change something, lmk! :D

Anyways, here is all the Parodies mentioned below! :D

PS: skim through the screenshots above for more info before exploring and dear mods/muns, sorry for le notification lol

Caves:

Supreme Ant

@the-best-queen

Roadtown:

Accountant Jim

@accountantjim

Mount Blackrock:

Banished Knight

@the-banished-knight

@thelonelyblackrockknight

Blackrock Castle:

Knight

@most-loyal-knight

Kitchen Chef

@blackrockskitchenchef

Cruel King

@my-cold-personal-tragedy

@blackrocks-king

@artic-king

Rugged Rainforest:

Venom Wizard

@our-forest-willrise

Turipolis:

Mayor Thaniyel

@mayor-of-turitopulis

@mayor-thaniyel

@askvenomswapthaniyel

Sacred Hollow:

Woodsman

@askwoodsman33

Greifer (All 9 of y'all should group up and form the sickest gang ever)

@mayors-son

@w0rlds-c00l3st-gr13f3r

@th3-gr13f3r

@ask-mayorau-brad

@asktoxicgriefer

@bloodied-gardens

@gr1ef3r-ask-blog

@gr13f3rpwnzn00bs

@aftermath-grief

Telamon's Manor:

Hax

@hax0r-gh05t-xd

Dream World:F'Ella

@Funk-Faction

Your Bombing Pal

@your-bombing-pal

Greed

@tixhoarder

Solitude

@solitairefrom-blocktales

@theembodimentofisolation

Fear

@fearfulpurple

@benevolentindigo

@anonymous-hyacinth

Hatred (For the literal embodiments of hatred, Yall are all so nice 😭)

@the-scourge-of-everyone

@ask-builderman

@ask-hatred-and-guilt

@hatenfelidae

@buildingabetterfuture

Reoccurring:

Red Noob

@knightlyredtwin

Blue Noob

@knightlybluetwin

Noobador

@numberoneuncle

Kyoko

@kyoko-the-adventurer

Jerry

@jerryfromblocktales

Conductor Noob

@conductornoob

Purple Noob

@purpleswordslashes

Green Noob

@poisonous-green-mace

@greenbeingmean

Others:

Players

@tutorialterryanduhhhummm

@undertaleknockoff

@collectorofswords

@averagemoth

@waitin4more

@purpleishmedication

OCs

@celestrpblog

@that-greenie-guy

@theewanderingwizard

@seethewe

@mintyshinigami

AU worlds

@plushandthewildones

@theblocktaleroleplay

Crossovers

@reddheirwinginquries

@the-doctorsoffice

@angelicallyresurrecting (Ngl idk if you are even a rp askblog so sorry if u ain't 😭)

Alright, some of yall may be asking why I have decided to do all of this labor; Well, like I said, I wanted to introduce others to RP blogs to increase interactions and awareness that these accounts all exists lol, and to reassure le mods that they aren't the only ones in the Parody Block Tales Tumblr Multiverse™, so yeah, shoutout to everyone here, and know that you are seen. :)

[Also, here is BUX for reaching all the way to the end!]

[inkedover]

I believe this is for youuuuu, @splatting-stampede / @blocktales-four-swords-au

*pitter patter pitter patter*

Red Noob: "It's gonna be so fun! I mean, it's such a beautiful day! And Uncle Shedletsky is gonna be so so happy to see us, and, you know, we haven't seen him in forever!"

Red Noob: "C'mon, we're almost-"

A loud bang. The ground shook beneath Red and Blue's feet as they paused.

No…it can't be…nonononono-

Blue started to pull away, but Red pushed forward, now concerned for his uncle. That didn't sound good! Maybe some freak accident? Could Shedletsky have fallen really hard? Maybe it was the elevator falling from the top floor?

Red Noob: "...there...?"

The silence was deafening.

‼️‼️ Implied death under cut! ‼️‼️

Blue Noob: "Red- Red we need t-to leave…"

Red Noob: "...U-Uncle Shedletsky...?"

The only reply was the soft sizzling of energy. Hatred crackled through the air, accompanied by the sickening smell of charred flesh and burnt metal.

Nothing remained except for a scorch mark and a puddle of blood.

Uncle Shedletsky wasn't here anymore.

[inkedover]

I should be asleep

anyway some Playerswap interactions

Cluemer enjoys talking to the kids, Red finds him cool (especially his epic 3D glasses) but Blue thinks that he's a little bit loud.

Noobador taught Red & Blue stranger danger and they always speed walk past the Sketchy Figure because...he's sketchy. Sketchy Figure attempted to get the kids to buy something from him once but Noobador def didn't allow that

Player is evil in Playerswap and prior to snapping they were constantly tormented by Builderman's(?) voice

Purple and Green never jump the train in Playerswap Ch.3 because Noobador is offscreen beating them up in Ch.1/Prologue. this is the reason why the kids have been left with Terry (more info on Terry later lol)

[inkedover]

Block Tales AU !!! :D

Player Swap! lots of different things happen lol. might post more abt it idk

[inkedover]

chat is this anything

Kyoko x Rockstar is real in Playerswap 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

I think in the main timeline they'd genuinely get along tho. Griefer secretly finds Kyoko cool but doesn't have the balls to say it and Kyoko notices but doesn't push Griefer to open up, slow burn Kyoko x Griefer fic??? *cough*

[inkedover]

more Playerswap AU stuffz

Red & Blue replace Player as the MC (s?)

epic little children omg :OOO

[inkedover]

Kyoko and Shedletsky real ?!?!

Kyoko is our girl and in this AU she's actually more important in helping the kids overcome their emotions 🔥🔥🔥

Shedletsky is a family friend of Noobador in this AU and he's 100% a socks and sandals type of fella. Sheds still loses his hair post-beatdown LMAO xP

[inkedover]

scene from the Playerswap fic 🔥🔥🔥

Shedletsky's hair got fried like chikn LOLZ

[inkedover]

finally posting my Player designs in PLAYERswap AU lolz

lore dump + cartoonish body horror under cut:

uhhh Player gets messed up. catastrophically. they constantly receive prophecies of Builderman's kidnapping, their own death, and the ways they could get betrayed by everybody they know and love. fun.

this gets to the point where the voices convince Player to go beat the shit out of Shedletsky, mostly because he was trying to tell them "this isn't you"

voices then tell them "hey go get the Ice Dagger so that you can be unstoppable. btw you know that king in Blackrock? he's gonna try to stop you, go kill him."

Roadtown actually is normal until Player takes the Ice Dagger, and from there Roadtown gets sent into a sudden deadly blizzard.

by now Red and Blue had been trailing Player, but they have to stop because of the potentially dangerous blizzard blocking their path.

fun fact: Benevolent King actually came down to check on Roadtown because he noticed shit was off abt them. the giant death blizzard getting randomly summoned helped with this observation.

Benevolent King and Player actually don't end up meeting until inside of the castle, which would be just a little bit later.

Benevolent King ends up getting stuck in the Inn with the kids, and they start explaining what was happening to him. Benevolent King goes "damn, let’s go grab my guards to stop Player" before promptly bundling the duo up and heading back out to Blackrock Castle.

Player has been leaving a thick trail of ice in their wake, ice spikes jutting from the ground below.

Player has swept through the entirety of the castle in search of the king, soldiers have fallen and the guests are in utter terror as they storm into the throne room to confront Benevolent King and promptly murder him.

this does not go to plan, as he is NOT on the throne. instead Benevolent King and the kids stepped into the throne room to face…a very disfigured Player.

this is not the end of their suffering btw .]

[inkedover]

chat I think Builderman is cute

bonus Shedletsky for the road

[inkedover]

spent too much time on this shitpost

run my pretty, run!

this is what happened in ch.1 of Playerswap/hj oh check it out on YouTube if you want lolz ❤️

[block-tales-playerswap-au]

How does it feel to hold so much power and have so many lives ended in your hand?

Do you like it?

Or do you feel nothing, because none of them matter and you couldn’t care less?