#puppy hunt

[theartoflovingthomashunt]

The Bogart Diaries 36: the 12 Days of Christmas

[All Thomas Hunt x Alex Spencer] [The Bogart Diaries]

I wanted to do @jamespotterthefirst's 12 Days of Christmas game and I wanted to write a Bogart Christmas fic, but I didn't have time for either so I decided to do the 12 Days of Christmas with Bogart. There is one edit for each day and the prompt used is in the tags for the post! I hope you enjoy!

Bogart's FC is sweetlou_theblacklab on Instagram (His mom is definitely Alex in another life, I mean look at these!)

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

[reineydraws]

this is how i imagine week 3 at kuraigana starts for zoro & perona lol

[robo-milky]

I know I don’t really post ship art but I love them- Rook living in Vil’s room and is grounded there because Vil wants to look professional in front of his juniors <3 Vil’s new card is irresistible, Rook seconds that.

[pupboyxander]

rlly want someone to help me shut my brain off for a lil bit n j let me be all puppybrained

u can be rough n pin me down, slip ur fingers in my mouth, make me cum over n over, til im only able to think abt how good u make me feel

or u can be soft n hold me, i can wrap my arms around u n bury my face in ur neck, n only have to focus on how comfy i am in ur arms

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

you cannot tease wei wuxian and hua cheng hunting for funsies and not show that to us??? it has to go one of two ways right? either an absolute visious blood bath where everyone cowers in fear or the equivalent of a teenage girl's slumber party. both??? both.

Hunting each other for sport is the keystone to a fun slumber party

[pupcrate]

+ Had to wake Dexter from his little burrito for cleaning 🐾!

[jackpinebarrens]

[samarajethwa]

African Painted Dogs AKA African Wild Dogs/Cape Hunting Dogs are my new special interest animal and they can be yours, too!

[theartoflovingthomashunt]

The Bogart Diaries #34: Bone Appétit

[All Thomas Hunt x Alex Spencer] [The Bogart Diaries]

Pairing: Thomas Hunt x Alex (F!OC)

Book: Red Carpet Diaries

Word Count: ~800

Rating/Warning: General (no warnings just Alex being Alex)

Prompt: @choicesmonthlychallenge : pets; @choicesficwriterscreations : baking; also for this prompt (in bold) from @jerzwriter which I already wrote for Bryce.

Summary: Alex pitches a new idea for a project to Thomas

His gaze flickered from the book in his hands to her. "No."

Alex's lips turned further down, her eyes widening. 

"Still no"

"I haven't even asked anything yet."

"This is true, and yet, I know that look, and it is always trouble. I surmised the correct response was and still is no."

She raised a challenging brow, pressing her hands to her hips. "I have no idea what you mean."

"I'm sure you don't," he replied softly, a slight smile tugging on his features.

"Can I just tell you my idea?"

"If you'd like; although I anticipate my answer will remain."

Her head shook gently to the sides. "No, it won't."

"You sound quite confident."

"Oh, I am."

"What makes you so certain?"

"History," Alex smirked, threading her fingers gingerly through his thick hair. "You always say no with that cute little grumpy face—yup, that's the one!" She bopped his nose softly as he frowned. "And then, I give you the most adorable pouty eyes and make my case—like this—" she demonstrated. "And, you always end up agreeing because you love me." She plopped down beside him. "So, you may as well just say 'yes' now and admit defeat."

"We shall see."

"Yes, we shall." Alex wasted no time. She pushed his book to the side so she'd have his full attention and started in with her idea. "This is such a great idea. It's not 100% original, but I think we could make it our own. Please try to have an open mind."

He gave her a knowing look but nodded anyway. 

"So—" She began, a little giggle slipping out of her lips, almost too excited to get the words out. "What if Bogart made a series of cooking and baking videos? We could call it 'Bone Appétit!: Baking with Bogart!'. It could even come with a little disclaimer that, 'all food must go to the lab for testing'."

His brow pulled in, and his forehead scrunched in disbelief as she continued.

"Basically, Bogart would stand on his back feet, with his front paws on the counter, so it looks like he is standing and working. We take snippets of him holding things in his paws—with assistance, of course—and show him going through the motions—all with very precise angles to keep up the illusion that Bogart is the baker. He would be our very own puptor—a pup actor. It seems only fitting. See—" Alex pulled out her phone and showed off the mock sketches and storyboards she had created for the first video segment. "It would be pawsitively adogable!" 

His mouth opened, but he closed it again, unsure of how to respond.

"But—" She continued. "It's a two-person job. I can help Bogart through the motions; however, I need a competent director to assist with framing and composition, check the lighting, and help with editing. So, what do you think?" She bounced excitedly in her seat. "Best idea ever, right?"

Thomas drew in a thoughtful breath. "While I admire your passion, creativity, and the care you've taken with your storyboard, my answer is an emphatic no."

"Pleaseeee...." Alex pouted, blinking her big doe eyes at him. "This is where you change your mind and say yes."

“You couldn’t even pay me to do that!”

“Not even for me?” 

“Not even for you, my love!”

"You're... you're really saying no?"

"I believe that was the conclusion, correct."

"Would you prefer we find a different director? You'd trust Bogart's first starring role to a lesser director?" She feigned disbelief, holding her hand to her chest as she gasped. ��

"You plan to proceed ahead with another director?"

She ignored his words and began considering things aloud. "I could ask Markus but he's out of the country a lot... Ooo! I wonder if Crash is available!"

"Crash Yamaguchi?" Thomas stammered. "He isn't even a director, let alone a competent one."

Alex shrugged, waving off his concern. "Good enough for me! Crash knows how to have a good time which is really the main purpose of the videos."

"With Mr. Yamaguchi at the helm, our kitchen would be on fire!" 

"Hazards of cooking, I suppose... I think it could be fun. I'll go call Crash." Alex leaned forward, pressing a kiss to his cheek. "I'll let you know how it goes."

Thomas caught her hand as she moved away, pulling her back. "Fine." He sighed. "I'll do it."

"Great" She tucked her phone in her pocket. "I thought you'd see it my way."

His gaze narrowed suspiciously at her. "You never were planning on calling Crash, were you?"

"Are you crazy? Of course not!" Alex shook her head vehemently. "I'm not looking to destroy our house for this."

Thomas stifled a laugh and wrapped an arm around her, pulling her into him. She was right; he did love her and would do anything for her, but she certainly knew just what to say to be utterly persuasive.

I know there is no actual Bogart in the story, but since he is the central focus (sort of), I felt it qualified as a Bogart Diaries chapter🖤

Thank you for reading. I hope you enjoyed this silly story. I saw an Instagram Reel with a dog "cooking" and I knew Alex would 1000% do it too (though Thomas would remind her 1000% is not accurate)

Tags in a reblog, please let me know if you'd like to be added or removed.

[beeg-bark]

Being stalked through the woods by something that likes to play with its prey, feeding as much on your fear as it will on your corpse. It finds your terror so so funny, your pants and whines so adorable and you know you’re nothing more than a toy for it. You’re in its territory and it knows that means it can do anything it wants to you. Bonus points if it’s not alone, if it’s working with something else that’s just as bored or just as hungry. The hunt is nothing but a game to them and you’re the most fun thing that’s ever stumbled into their woods

[risen-from-stardust]

Is out!!

Predator - The last hunt (Issue #3)

Extras

[lost--in-a-haze]

Run my little bunny, as fast as you can, as far as you can. It doesn't matter where you are, or how hard you try to escape me, I will always find you. And when I do I’ll tie you up right above the fireplace as my masterpiece, just as any hunter would. Only I get to pull you down whenever I need relief, and for that matter whenever my guests need relieving. To be blindfolded, gagged and tied up, unable to breathe fully or see anything. Unable to move without rope tightening up and pinching you. Taken from a human, and diminished into a piece of art to be judgingly stared at, and poked and prodded at relentlessly. What a pathetic existence you'll have to endure, little bunny. Don't worry though, I'll make sure you can never go back to the life you once had. You’re my favorite artwork afterall, don't you think everyone should know about it. 

[cazzyf1]

James Hunt in 1976 with his puppy Oscar

[miammey]

Puppies in celebration of season 5!!

[tai-janai]