#puppet master freak

[fandompuppet]

Extra baby’s

[wisteriasymphony]

actually chosen one holders is a concept i kind of adore because i love the idea that tikki is secretly pissed about being paired with anyone that isn't marinette, especially if it's seemingly by accident.

this is also exclusively a tikki problem by the way, everyone else is generally fine with not being with their #1 pick. it's just like if the girl in high school drama class who always gets the leads in everything was suddenly stuck in an ensemble role

[angrybatart]

"Say pal, you don't look so good. You better find something to eat before night comes!"

The past few times I tried to play as him resulted in me dying in hilarious ways, but I haven't tried playing the updated version of him yet. 😵 Too little health, and I remember his shadow servants being dumb as rocks.

[brokehorrorfan]

On July 13, 2018, Broke Horror Fan launched its VHS line with Victor Crowley. We're commemorating the anniversary with some out-of-print tapes from our archives over the past five years.

They're available now at Witter Entertainment. Quantities are extremely limited - many titles only have a single copy - so act fast. Pick up a new Heck Yes VHS shirt while you're at it.

[crypticel0]

Thousand Yard Puppet Stare

[spider-quinn]

July Is My Jam 🤘🏼🎶

Today’s the first of the month and not just any month, July. It’s been one year since Eddie said one of his iconic lines and my personal favorite. 🥰

His legendary concert in the upside down 🎸🎶🦇

And when he became a hero by not running away ❤️‍🩹the gif of that scene would be too much

When you think of July you may think of those Eddie moments, but to me when I think of July, I think about the great firsts that Joe experienced, Tonight Show, 🌕 Stranger Things Experience, 🌈 Access Hollywood (reading thirst tweets) 😏and meeting Metallica at Lollapalooza 🎸🤘🏼

[humanoidtiephoon]

Trigun and tristamp are over, they can’t hurt you anymore

Me reading Trigun maximum:

[fandompuppet]

The silly little puppets in a silly little horse game

[eddiessluttylittlewaist]

[jrueships]

isaiah hehe

PLEASE TELL ME YOURE TALKING ABOUT THOMAS

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

[jebunkle]

is this the real life?...

806 wc, gn!reader, all of them are having a mental breakdown

i saw some awesome sahsrau (self-aware hsr au) from @aventurineswife and they seemed a bit tired of making it...so i thought i'd give it a shot :p maybe ooc on some parts, sorry

the astral express who, while visiting a planet, begin to sense something amiss. it feels as if something, someone, has eyes on them occasionally.

while you're just logging in to play the game and pulling for new characters, everyone starts to freak out. what is watching over them? it can't be the aeons, something much more divine. hell, maybe even the aeons sense something is different.

himeko brews coffee while chatting quietly with welt, "you've felt it too, yes?" she asked him nervously, as if someone would hear if they were too loud. she sips her drink while glancing around every moment or so, displaying her franticness.

the express notices her off putting attitude, but before they can dwell on it, they begin to feel the same as her. it's almost like an illness, if this plague's symptoms were paranoia and impending doom.

the stellaron hunters are hardly different. kafka's smooth demeanor falters as she gazes off into the deep null of space. "who are you, divine being?" she asks into the nothingness, her sultry voice filling the otherwise empty air. as blade is sat on a couch, arms crossed over his chest, his posture seemed to be more tense than usual. of course, he was always uptight, but his behavior was extra rigid as of lately. silver wolf on the other hand, can't help but chuckle at kafka's philosophical rants and blade's silent pondering. she can tell that they're all puppets on a larger stage, meaning close to nothing in the vast universe — both her universe and yours.

aventurine, ever relaxed, has been carrying himself with a bit more of a troubled expression. his typical flamboyance has faltered and few around him have noticed. as aventurine sits on a red leather chair in an empty casino, he does not feel alone; tossing a golden coin between his fingers, aventurine begins thinking aloud. "i see you've chosen to reveal yourself, huh?" the blonde's voice is low and almost soft, as if he's trying not to offend whoever he may be speaking to.

dr. ratio's hair is a slightly unkempt, his eyebrows are pinched together much more frequently, and his papers and studies are left askew on his desk. a few members of the intellegentsia guild slowly catch onto how he's acting, and it's truly unbecoming of the infamous strict professor. his employees can be seen wearing a concerned expression when glancing over at him, yet are too afraid to inquire on his troubled state. "i will uncover whoever is ensuing this chaos amongst us all." ratio promises himself.

the xianzhou luofu is eerily quiet. the arbiter general himself has gone silent as well, as if the ship has been submerged into an ocean of solitude. jing yuan sits in his chair with his fingers intertwined atop his lap. internally, he wonders about this rumored 'creator'; are they real? is it an aeon? what does this mean for him? his companions? is something terrible on the horizon? his endless inquiries are certainly unlike him, causing the master diviner fu xuan to worry about him.

she feels that the world has been tilted also, however she's more concerned about jing yuan's scrambled state. "please, go home and rest, general." she pleads annoyedly, "mm. give me a moment, diviner fu." jing yuan replies quietly, his words melancholic. "you know as much as i do that something has changed." he states to the shorter woman.

boothill's shoes tap eagerly against the pavement that lined the roof of the building, echoing an ambience of anticipation. "what in the world are you?" the man questions the air rhetorically. he cannot, for the life of him, figure out what's causing such a stir in the mood of everyone, himself included. the silver cowboy's hand is rested on his hip, the other lifted to his neck with a finger pressed to his chin. "i dunno, but yer rackin' all our brains here.." boothill remarks, hoping that whoever is watching over him will hear it.

the enigmatic memokeeper is seen with a more defined smirk recently. black swan has taken interest is this unknown deity that has spiked fear and franticness all over the universe. she rests her palm against her chin, staring up into the stars that decorate the black outside of the express's windows. "i hope you'd be willing to speak with me, demiurge." she exclaims in a calm yet excited tone.

the head of the oak family stands in his obnoxiously large office, hands pressed against the polished table as he stares down at it. there's a few scattered documents thrown astray, but they're not important right now. all sunday can think of is you. he knows you exist, he's sure of it, and he won't rest until the day comes that you visit him and grace the world with your presence.

im so happy the eagles won the super bowl and kendricks performance was goated

dividers by @/hyuneskkami

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Robin and Eddie were waiting for Steve in his living room. Well, Robin was stretched out on the other couch watching Eddie dig around in the other couch for the remote.

"Buckley, I know you and Stevie are strictly platonic, but how close are you that you just leave your underwear tucked into his couch?" Eddie asked, standing up and holding said underwear up.

"Does that look like something that I wear? It's frilly, pink, and satin-y," Robin said. "Plus, my ass would not be able to fit in those. . .too loose. But, I think I do know who they belong to."

"Who?" Eddie asked.

"Oh, hey!" Steve exclaimed cheerfully. "There's my underwear! I was folding laundry earlier, and I couldn't find them anywhere. I also have a matching bra."

"You wear women's underwear?" Eddie asked.

"Yeah, it feels great," Steve said. "Does that make you uncomfortable?"

Eddie suddenly had an image in his head of Steve wearing nothing but the pink underwear and bra. . .spread out in Eddie's bed. He collapsed onto the couch, his knees buckling. He pulled the pillow over his lap.

"It's not exactly the word I'd use," Eddie said.

"Eddie?"

"I think that's my que to leave," Robin said and walked out the door.

"Eddie?! Eddie! . . . Your face is totally blank. It's freaking me out. Shit, have you been cursed? Goddamnit! Okay, I have to find that Puppets of Masters tape! Hold on, Eddie!"

[cherry-blossom-qf]

BEHOLD! MY CRK AU!! "Escaped Too Early"! (very creative title, I know. My geniusness is the size of a peanut.)

AU INFO- When White Lily Cookie was sealing the crack in the Silver Tree, Shadow Milk Cookie was able to sneak out from the crack without anyone noticing. Only escaping with a quarter of his true power, while the rest is still in the Silver Tree.

When White Lily Cookie became Dark Enchantress Cookie, he followed her to the Vanilla Kingdom and watched (and enjoyed) as the Dark Flour War started to unfold. However, despite all the distracting chaos, he wasn't able to get close enough to the Ancients to get back the soul jams before the Ancients disappeared. As he was practically useless in getting those soul jams without his full strength.

Years after the Dark Flour War had ended, he worked as a traveling magician, preforming cool illusional tricks and occasionally hosting puppet shows, just to make some cash to keep himself well fed. That is until he saw Gingerbave and his friends running after a crowned cakehound and decided to travel with them as he was bored out of his mind.

When the news that Dark Enchantress Cookie was making a comeback, fractions of White Lily Cookie started to follow the group, and everyone deciding to go to ruins of the Vanilla Kingdom, Shadow Milk Cookie started to think "Mmm, maybe I trick these dumb kids into getting my soul jam back once the time is right~"

BUT ALAS, he couldn't!! For he had grown attached to the main group, becoming a sort of fun, chaotic, yet protective father figure amongst them (think of him like the cartoon version of Beetlejucie). And he gotten so soft on his "good boy arc" that he was able to hear The Light of Truth a few times during their exploration of the Vanilla Kingdom, which he was kinda freaked out about cuz then he was confused as to why it spoke to him (still the master of deceit, ya know?)

Tho he still holds some bitterness towards the Ancients for taking his and the other beasts' soul jams, at least in the end he got what he truly needed, which is loving and caring friends. Aww.

But will Gingerbrave and the others discover Shadow Milk Cookie's secret? That he's a Beast that had committed multiple cruel crimes and chaotic acts? That he's criminal that should be locked way? Will the Beast escape themselves and go after him for leaving them in the Silver Tree for so long? And will Shadow Milk Cookie ever get his full power returned to him?

Eh, I don't really know yet.

Hope you guys enjoy my little silly CRK AU! Here's a clear png version of my attempt to make this design look like official "gacha pull" art...

The shading was very tricky to figure out. I'll probably get better in the future. ("🌸^w^)>🥛

[harmenboyfriend]

degrading pet names for your trans/cis/etc -harmed sub:

adjectives/etc: abnormal, airhead, aggravating, aloof, annoying, appalling, arrogant, awful, bad, barbaric, boring, brainless, bratty, clingy, clutz, coward(ice/ly), crybaby, devil(ish), dirty, disappointment, dork, dweeb, easy, embarrassing, emotional, filthy, foolish, fraidy-cat, geek, goody-two-shoes, gullible, lame, laughable, lazy, little, loathsome, loser, messy, needy, nerdy, nosy, overemotional, parasitic, pathetic, pipsqueak, pitiful, quirkless, reject, scaredy-cat, sickening, silly, small, squirt, stuck-up, tiny, twerp, useless, wasteful, weak(ling), wimp, wretched

animal: animal, ant, beast, bedbug, beetle, being, beta, birdbrain, brute, bug, bugbrain, carnivore, centipede, chicken, cockroach, coldblooded, creature, critter, dog, feral, flea, fly, herbivore, infestation, in heat, insect, invertebrate, lamb for the slaughter, lapdog, leech, lice, livestock, maggot, monster, mosquito, mouse, mutt, omega, omnivore, organism, parasite, pest(ilence), pet, plague, prey, puppy brain, pussy, pussycat, rat, rodent, runt, savage, sloth, snake, specimen, subhuman, swine, tamed, termite, untamed, vermin, vertebrate, wasp, wild, wildlife, wild thing, worm

bigoted (or bigoted undertones): addict, anal assassin, aspie, ass bandit, bent, brain, broke/brokie, brain damaged, brownie king/piper, cancerous, challenged, crazy, cretin, cripple(d), cuntboy, daft, deaf, defective, deformed, degenerate, delusional/deluded, demented, deranged, derp, dickgirl/girldick, different, dim, dim-witted, dumb, dummy, fairy, femboy, freak, fruit(y), fudge packer, gay, gimp(y), homo, hon, idiot, insane, malignant, NEET, neurotic, pansy, pussyboy, queer, [slurs], shemale, shit for brains, sissy, slow, soy boy, special, stupid, trap, troon, unintelligent, wagie

bodyshaming: big, (as flat as a) board, chubby, cocklet, cow, fat(ty), fatass, flat-chested, heavy, huge, microdick, overweight, pencil dick, pig(gy), plus-size(d), shrimp dick, udders

feminine and/or emasculating: barbie, becky, bimbo, bitch(y), blonde, blondie, boy, cat(ty), cougar, cunt, ditz(y), diva, female, femcel, femoid, foid, girl(y), gold digger, hag, homewrecker, hormonal, hysterical, karen, ladylike, loose, manlet, moody, panty wearing slut, pick me, pimped out hole, prima donna, prude, ran-through, skank, slut, stacy, tease, tramp, trollop, twat, whore, woman, womaniser

humiliation: boot kisser, boot licker, boot shiner, boot whore, boxer sniffer, foot slave, foot whore, painslut, panty sniffer, pee breath, pee drinker, pissy pants, shitstain, shoe kisser, shoe licker, shoe shiner, spit cup, toe sucker, toilet paper, toilet replacement, underwear/undie sniffer, urine whore

objectifying: amusement, bin, chair, entertainment, footrest, garbage can, garbage disposal, footstool, it/its, item, object, plaything, possession, property, puppet, seat, stool, that, thing, toilet, toy, urinal, wallet, waste bin, waste disposal

power dynamic: apprentice, baby, bottom, butler, captive, captor's, child, clown, co-worker, daddy's, dead _ walking, employee, father's, guard, house husband/spouse/wife, inferior, jester, kid(do), kidnapper/kidnapped, kiss-ass, knight, lowlife, maid, malewife, mama's, master's, mine/my, mistress's, mommy's, mortal, mother's, papa's, paypig, peasant, servant, service, slave, stalker/stalked, stay at home husband/spouse/wife, student, subject, sub(missive), teen(ager), victim, waiter, worker, worshipper

explicit;

genitalia: ass, assface, asshole, ass kisser, asswipe, buttplug, butt slut, chode, clit slave, clitwarmer, cockhole, cock slave, cocksleeve, cocksocket, cock thirsty, cockwarmer, dick, dickhead, dildo, guttercunt, limpdick, pocketpussy, pussy slave, pussy washer

intercourse: bag of holes, blow-up doll, breeding hole, cock sucker, cuck(old), cuckqueen, cum bucket, cum drinker, cum dump(strer), cum guzzler, cum jar, cumrag, fuckbunny, fuckdoll, fuckhole, fuckmeat, fucktoy, hole(s), jailbait, jizz jar, rapebait, rapedoll, rapemeat, ropebunny, sack of holes, sex doll, snuffbait, snuff doll, snuff hole, snuff meat, snuff toy, snuff whore, tongue fucker, vanilla, virgin

feel free to add your own favourites!