#puppet master freak

[fandompuppet]

Extra baby’s

[fanofspooky]

Scream Queen - Barbara Crampton

[puppybot]

muppet hole this muppet hole that … oh yeah well what about him? what about his heart? his hole? whatever ..

[tenwhiteandalusians]

so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.

[angrybatart]

"Say pal, you don't look so good. You better find something to eat before night comes!"

The past few times I tried to play as him resulted in me dying in hilarious ways, but I haven't tried playing the updated version of him yet. 😵 Too little health, and I remember his shadow servants being dumb as rocks.

[brokehorrorfan]

On July 13, 2018, Broke Horror Fan launched its VHS line with Victor Crowley. We're commemorating the anniversary with some out-of-print tapes from our archives over the past five years.

They're available now at Witter Entertainment. Quantities are extremely limited - many titles only have a single copy - so act fast. Pick up a new Heck Yes VHS shirt while you're at it.

[crypticel0]

Thousand Yard Puppet Stare

[spider-quinn]

July Is My Jam 🤘🏼🎶

Today’s the first of the month and not just any month, July. It’s been one year since Eddie said one of his iconic lines and my personal favorite. 🥰

His legendary concert in the upside down 🎸🎶🦇

And when he became a hero by not running away ❤️‍🩹the gif of that scene would be too much

When you think of July you may think of those Eddie moments, but to me when I think of July, I think about the great firsts that Joe experienced, Tonight Show, 🌕 Stranger Things Experience, 🌈 Access Hollywood (reading thirst tweets) 😏and meeting Metallica at Lollapalooza 🎸🤘🏼

[humanoidtiephoon]

Trigun and tristamp are over, they can’t hurt you anymore

Me reading Trigun maximum:

[eddiessluttylittlewaist]

[fandompuppet]

The silly little puppets in a silly little horse game

[jrueships]

isaiah hehe

PLEASE TELL ME YOURE TALKING ABOUT THOMAS

[djosephqueery]

Writing from main, ((chocoarts)) just wanna say thank you for the lovely tags ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Ty puppet master ❤️❤️❤️

oh you're very welcome! Thank YOU for gracing us with your INCREDIBLE art!! I am in utter awe of your talent every single time I see a new drawing <3

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

[babisawyer]

I got rid of so many things to donate that packing finally doesn't make me feel like I'm being swallowed whole lmao