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[ask-pup]

All OCs in the Linked Systems

You heard me right. Time to dive into the pile of 140+ OCs worth of lore and tangled storylines. Don't worry, all we are covering right now are the names and what universes they are in.

Current OC Count: 143

Open Filesystem-(My computer)

Wymi/Sillyvision Crew

Bebbi

Henry

Bori

Sammy

Tom

Bendy

(Joey falls into this category as well, but I'll put him with the Destroyers.)

Destroyers

NegaVirus, or Negavi

Null

Entity 303, or 303

Brine

Death

Hate

Demon of The Ink, or Joey

Wanderers of the Desktop

Reign

Will

Admin

Ace

Dren

Nex

December

Gram

Opal

Nicholas, The Puppet Master, or Pup

Pine

Willow

Voidspawn

Tueskel

Void

(Negavi goes here as well, though he is also a destroyer.) 

Neonia-(Big world of anthro OCs)

Hyperdream Crew

Jacob

Virtua

Violet

Dusk

Dawn

Twilight

Solus

Kami

Nova

Wolfy

Nightfly Crew

Takeo

Tanas

Kiki

Noah

Jewel

Pandora

Kodi

Cazneer

Skeld Crew

Pepsi (HEHE YES I NAMED HER PEPSI NO ONE CAN STOP ME.)

Norman-blue

Luke

James

Kiko

Daisy

Jyl

Amanda-tan

Kenny-maroon

Purp

Maggie

Dero-white

Richard-rustic orange

General-military green

Fern

Jade-jade green

Kasmin-grey

Cole

Kyle

Other Neonians

Cice

Darka

Shade

Trilace

Konazel-(AU of Neonia, main project rn)

Ancient Konazelians, not really important anymore

Savannah

June

Branch

Cliff

Trilace Estate

Carbotas “Otis” Vatri

Turas “Riss” Vatri

Holly Blossom

Lyme

Equinox Cinder

Solstice Cinder

Spring Cinder

Autumn Cinder

Trilace Emer

Spirit Tilo

Bell Tilo

Sable

Ivy Blossom

Half-Moon Hills 

Rocky Fotar

Branch

Leaf

Root

Ingot Seplin

Zoey Seplin

Other Konazelians

Takeo Fotar

Nera Fotar

Latte Dustcloud

Cice Emer

Nova Star

Pyra Star Vatri

Luke Vatri

Jet

Haven Alpha-(Minecraft OCs)

Breeze Cyclone

Jace Cyclone

Zack Cyclone

Zilo Mason

Royal Cyclone

Cyclone

Arkana

General Greathorn

General DeKather 

Steven

Alexis

Origintale-(Undertale AU that is barely Undertale anymore and contains characters from our 2 AUs and our headcanon)

Arial

Fangsong

Comic

Pappy

Pitch

Ark

Frisk Cloudspot

Nick Cloudspot

Clover Cloudspot

Hollo Cloudspot

Luna Cloudspot

Cody Cloudspot

Chara Cloudspot

Beth Cloudspot

Asriel Cloudspot

Asriel Nightmoon

Asriel Dreemur

Frisk Lightshine

Tai Lightshine

Josefin(but he's a boi)

Scrollus

Gaster

Typhoon

Alpin

Fireteam Cardboard-(Halo universe we made bc why not)

Bluie-420 “Timmy”

Sherbert-115

Copper-412

Rose-085

Frost-824

Kiwi-417

Mickey-G01

Nebby (canonically Jacob and Violet's great-granddaughter)

[pine-notebook]

Some OCs because I need people to ask questions

From Konazel(basically some furries):

Autumn - A easily angered, paranoid cat. Female.

Sable - A confident raccoon with the ability to see ghosts. Female.

Tink - A cat who wants to be a pilot. Has the gift of Motion (Can use telekinesis, can sense motion, can teleport.) Male

From the Filesystem(basically a kingdom in a computer):

Reign - A king. Pragmatic. Thinks he's still basically a god, even though some stuff happened and he lost power as a writer.

Will - Reign's younger brother. A strong-willed prince.

Nex - Reign's half brother. Very nice and compassionate. Really emotional. Loyal.

Pup - Co-writer of the Linked Systems. The manifestation of Pine and Willow's creativity. He knows almost everything about Konazel and the Filesystem. One of his two magical pens was stolen though, so someone unknown has partial control over the story.

[queenofsquids]

such a cutie

[robofangedpuppy]

as an on t tboy pup who’s into wire play but also works in IT…do you have any advice??

part of me just wants to do funny number work yet part of me wants to be held down by a creation and played with. HELP

I don’t know I think you and me should maybe give in and make out while we take turns sucking on the machine’s wires because we’re its special boys and maybe after it’s done making me whimper its wires can push my head down into your soaking fronthole and—*short circuits*

[endthisdream]

a/b/o ft. bkdk 2nd pup

izu is practicing safety tips with their 2nd pup…but bb kei still has to train more ✨✨

based on an adorable vid i saw in twitter tl

[woso-dreamzzz]

why can I imagine that out of all of pup's mums, Ona's the most protective one of pup, like she will hear no slanders of her child, she will square up to five year olds if that makes pup to stop crying, ona is ready to go full terminator on a rude fan and Lucy has to drag her away from them, and Pup is just so soft with her mami and one time Pup fell asleep on her and Ona is whispering tl her asleep child "I will give you the world if you ask for it"

Ona really stepping into the mother role and finds that she's absolutely thriving in it.

She's the big dog looking after her little puppy

[midgetmoth]

Art Requests: OPEN!

The Starlight Hollows greet all those who were patient. Bowing heads low, we welcome you all to the second event of me turning your sticks into creatures.

For those new, here are the simple rules. You, the Creator of the stick, give me it. You can give me a little description if you’d like, but do understand that I can only do one at a time. You could always send me another, and to that I would be fine with. I only do double deals if it’s couples related, or sibling related. Like, drawing two pups together!

There is however a little rule added into the mix this time around. Don’t have a stick? Give me your Creator self and I will create them into a being of the purest starlight.

You can submit both Creator and Stick if wanted. However, please do it separately from the stick or wait until either is done beforehand.

Ah, and I can’t forget. Upon request, one of the Starlight Hollows can feature in your art request! It’s just something I wanted to add for the sillies <3

Tl;dr - SEND ME YOUR STICKS

[samsheughan]

The VA fucked up (again) so I now have a GoFundMe set up

I'm honestly fucking embarrassed that it has come to this point. I'm in tears as I type this.

Tl;dr: the VA denied Wolf's claim, and starting a gofundme is literally the only way we're going to be able to eat let alone live until he can secure work.

As some of yall might know, I gave up my career as a paramedic to take care of The Pup as he is special needs and childcare is expensive AF, and the post I made months earlier about getting a new and well paying job turned out to be a massive scam, and we now have debts associated with that.

As I do with any GFM that I share, PLEASE DONATE IF YOU CAN, SHARE IF YOU CANNOT DONATE. I do not want anyone going out of their way to help us if they literally cannot.

[istadris]

Hello!

Ok, so...if it wasn't a problem, do you have something you would like to share about "Accidental Ghost King Luigi"?

I saw that you mentioned it and it really caught my attention, a lot of thoughts came up when I finished Luigi's Mansion 3 and I love expanding them.

So most of the ideas were discussed here, but I can scrounge up some more.

TL;DR for this AU : E.Gadd passes away, leaving in his will everything he owns to Luigi, who is now probably the richest man in the mushroom kingdom between the estates, the cash and the employees, living or not. (Spoilers alert : once Luigi realizes exactly how much he owns, he freaks out so much he hides under his blanket for several hours, with Mario patting the bundle and occasionally slipping snacks under it).

Then once he calms down enough, he wants to give everything away but it turns out to not be that simple, explains the Toad in charge of giving the will to Luigi:

"What if I DON'T want all of this ??"

"I don't know about the ready money or the coffee shop, but by all ghost and Boo laws, you are the rightful master of these places that you earned through Right of Conquest until someone else comes to dethrone you."

And it turns out, yes, by beating King Boo three times, on his haunting ground, with the last time being a direct challenge to Luigi and his kin, Luigi effectively conquered him, with all of his ghosts and Boos. And King Boo was a very powerful ghost. Luigi is now King Luigi.

"Why was E.Gadd even the owner of these places then, he wasn't the one chasing ghosts there !"

"Oh, he wasn't the actual owner of anything: before the dark moon incident, the ghosts were not agressive and let him play around, and afterwards, he acted as your steward to maintain your domains in your absence"

"Wait, is that why King Boo keeps coming after me ? Not just by revenge?"

"Oh yes, definitely, you dethroned him three times, that's a bad number for a spirit."

Peach, who has to deal regularly with a king ruling over a place where 90% of roaylty dealings involve kidnapping : "oh, Luigi dear..."

Except E.Gadd comes back. As a ghost. And he's still obsessed with science, but now without any of these pesky mortal ethics or boundaries. To the point his experiences go from "eyebrow-raising in the methods but ultimately for the greater good" to "mad scientist except this one is perfectly aware of what his potential enemies can do and acts accordingly."

At first he seems relatively reasonable...until Luigi refuses to give him back Gooigi AND the rest of the ghosts, too. Maybe he has grown fond of his new "subjects", or maybe he senses giving E.Gadd full control of the ghosts is a bad idea.

"My boy, do you think you could use my own creations against me ? I know them better inside out than you can ever do !!"

E.Gadd doesn't take it well.

E.Gadd is now very curious and vindicative towards this meddling new Ghost King who dares to get in the way of his research.

E.Gadd issues a challenge. And by challenge we mean that he takes possession of Luigi's territories. Probably kidnaps Mario & co, AND Polterpup (he knows how to capture ghosts, and he knows how helpful the ghost pup is to Luigi). Oh, and he steals and breaks all existing Poltergusts.

Now Luigi is stuck in a dangerous place with a mad ghost after him, unarmed, alone...except for King Boo, still stuck in his container, that he managed to grab on the way out of the laboratory.

King Boo is angry at Luigi for stealing his title, but he certainly isn't going to let the professor beat HIS nemesis!! What will the rest of the spectral community say if the one who defeated him loses his new title so fast?? Luigi isn't sure about the logic behind this reasoning, but he'll take any help he can get.

So now it's the team up of the century, and by that I mean King Boo snarking and loudly complaining from his container, asking again and again to be let out, while Luigi tries to survive and to keep KB inside the container (he has enough on his plate, he doesn't want another mad ghost after him); all while KB actually guides Luigi through the mysteries of ghosts and spectres, as well as the intricacies of the Ghost King title. But even after King Boo manages to get out of the container at some point, he still sticks by Luigi. You can guess why.

A Very Important Plot Point: King Boo gets frustrated by how much time Luigi takes and decides to shove some spectral power in him to level the field.

That's a fun surprise : King Boo's spectral essence boosts up Luigi's Thunderhand (that he had stopped using due to how taxing it was on his body; but now the Boo power helps circumventing this energy tax). KB acts as the new "source" and makes it way more potent, especially given his own affinity with lightning.

"Isn't that cheating ?"

"Have you even MET ME ??? Here, have some of my power, it should AT LEAST give you a boost so you won't die right after touching a gho-"

*huge thunderbolt crashing on the house frizzing everything electrical device*

"....WHAT WAS THAT"

"Uh....it never did that before."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IT NEVER DID THAT BEFORE ?? YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME YOU HAD LATENT MAGICAL ABILITIES!!?? WHY DID YOU NEVER USE THEM AGAINST ME !!!???"

Later, when they manage to free Mario, KB eyes Mario suspiciously for a loooong moment as both brothers look in hope.

Then he shrugs : "Nah, not gonna happen"

"What?? Why ??"

"It's more fun if Luigi gets my power, he's my nemesis. Just ask Bowser to lend you fire powers next time you see him"

"That's ridiculous, with everything at stake..."

"More seriously, you are NOT my nemesis. You did NOT deal with my powers as intimately as Luigi did"

"Don't put it that way please"

"Even if I wanted to provide you power, Mario is much weaker to my powers, he wouldn't be able to harness them."

[meren-mindgames]

Intro post to 📌

-You can call me Meren.

-Please do not use Honorifics with me unless you’re submitting to me.

-I currently work with one Submissive. No more.

-You’re not submitting to me unless your name is @forsakenriot. Yes this is an exclusive and exhaustive list; you don’t meet the criteria. No I won’t change my mind. You don’t meet the extensive list of niche requirements for me to be comfortable developing a dynamic with you. Yes I already know. Enjoy my antics tho!

-You might remember me from The Olde Days of HypnoKink Twitter. I left that hellhole for a reason.

-I’m asexual, I’m 31, Non Binary Trans Femme. She/They. Been on HRT for over 3 years. I have nice tits.

-My sexuality is complicated. TL;DR femme presenting people are hot. Don’t mind cis men in theory, but in practice I don’t do well with them.

-Kinks include (but are far from limited to) Hypno, Forced Intox, Brainwashing, Robotgirls, Pup/Petplay

-Raceplay, Political, Detrans, Misogyny, and/or Sissy blogs DNI. This list is not exhaustive. If you’re annoying I’ll block.

-Minors are far from welcome here.

-Thought I was a switch, turns out I’m a whole ass Domme who just likes being challenged and getting flustered too.

Non kink things

-I play competitive Magic: The Gathering. (EDH Players DNI)

-Pro Wrestling Nerd. Little Stinger all my life.

-There’s a whole menagerie of Neurospiciness in my borked up head.

-I simp for my friends very hard.

-The aforementioned forsakenriot is my Best Friend.

-I love my Found Family more than anything in this world.

[ask-pup]

Hey pup, can you go non digital? Asking for something later.

Actually, I already am. I'm actually a spiritual manifestation of two mental objects, that happens to be in a digital environment. So, theoretically, I can interact with the digital, mental, and spiritual realms. No physical realm though, if that's what you're asking. Sorry if all the "realms" are confusing. There are enough planes of reality that the universe ought to be called a dogfight of reality.

[bound-dove]

Intro Post 🕊️

Hiiii everyone…I had a Freak Account earlier this year and deleted it within a month but now I’m back for God only knows how long…!

Talon | 19 | he/it | nonbinary trans guy | domesticable birdthing | bi/queer | mostly T4T | switch top with sadistic inclinations | MDNI (includes ageless blogs) | Central Time Zone | may take a while to respond…very busy :(

A Brief Featured Tags Guide

answer - my answers to asks • ask - my requests / suggestions for asks • dm - my requests / suggestions for dms • domstyle - god i wish i were a/the dom here • image - original images • info - this post, as well as others that sort of add on to it? • poll - poll 👍 • repost - repost 👍 • substyle - god i wish i were a/the sub here • text (hot) - original writing that i deem to be jerk-off-able material • text (other) - everything else. prob rambling / complaining

Picrew + DM & ask policy (TL;DR: OPEN!!!) + kinks, words, limits + DNI are all under the cut!!

Approximation of my appearance via Makowka Picrew 🥳

DMs & asks are sooo open to everything <3 Especially like…telling me how to touch myself, telling me how good and right and true I am 😇 or ask me to rate things/kinks & fetishes…idfk

OR one of these posts…

But I reserve the right to block you if anything makes me uncomfortable; it’s nothing personal!

I’m into:

“Giving” / just 4 the other person to experience “Receiving” / just 4 me to experience Both

bondage • overstim • orgasm control (edging, denial, ruining, etc.) • (light) humiliation • praise • (light) degradation • petplay • gags, collars, leashes, blindfolds, gas masks • cages • objectum stuff, sort of? • weird sacrilegious shit • crossdressing • leather, latex, uniforms • vibrators • discipline • begging • dumbification, bimbofication, hypno • tentacles • monsterfucking • aliens • selfcest • sensation play • light pain • spanking, cock/cunt slapping • clamps • heavy/heavier pain • scratching

Dom words

sir • master

Sub words

dove • puppy, pup, mutt, etc.

I’m a pigeon in almost every context except sexually, because bird roleplay feels like too much of a reach & I’m lowkey dogpilled anyway…but if you call me your silly dove or something I’ll probably still get flustered 😵‍💫 actually this is too damn real I’m going to go copy and paste this into a post

Anatomy words

cock, dick, tcock, tdick, clit • cunt (but never in a penetrative context) • tits • nipples • note: “cock” & “dick” may be used interchangeably to mean “strap-on”

Mayyybe into…???:

(light) feminization • knives • vague piss stuff • sounding

Most certainly NOT into:

being vaginally or anally penetrated with anything, ever • pregnancy • fauxcest & incest • scat • emeto • fisting

All of the regular DNIs (anti pedophilia, bestiality, racism, transphobia, homophobia, anti-choice, etc.). Minors and ageless blogs, do not interact. I will block thoroughly and as I see fit.

[nelsonisfoggy]

is it okay to steal to live like food an stuff - @pip-the-pup

According to the vigilante law of Gotham, yes! This law was heavily lobbied for by the Wayne Foundation, spearheaded by @officialbruciewayne. So long as you’re not hurting anyone in the process, you’re free to take as much food as you need. The Wayne foundation pays for all shoplifting of food from local supermarkets. Also mention the vigilante law at your local fast food chain to get a free hot meal, curtesy of the Wayne foundation. I made extensive use of this before I was able to find work here in Gotham.

TL;DR: Yes! You can also get free food from the local fast food chains if you mention the vigilante law.

Thanks for the ask, @pip-the-pup!

[robofangedpuppy]

but you're already a good, sweet pup, aren't you? getting all flustered just from a few words, you just need it so bad, hmm? need to feel someones hands on you, praising you while you grind against whatever you can reach.

anon I can’t believe you’re making me think about you grabbing my hips and making me grind on your thigh while you bite my neck and pretend to be busy until you break it’s just soooo unfair that you can affect me from just a few words!!!!! god I need a guiding hand to show me what to do

[self-indulgent-paw-patrol]

I’m gonna throw my five bucks on a certain subject here. Some swearing will apply and this post is LONG AS HELL, so be warned.

The TL;DR of this post is: Paw Patrol canon has been treating most pups like shit lately for several seasons now, so if you ever feel frustrated or absolutely pissed at Paw Patrol canon and the way they’re portrayed most of the time nowadays, know you can count on me here and on my pups’ askblog to have some fucking good food for your soul. I may be slow sometimes because I have a life outside the internet just like everyone else, but I'm not going away. Fuck canon, I'll give my damn self what they've been denying us of and I'll make a point of sharing it with you because we're all tired and the time to make things happen ourselves is long overdue.

I understand how most older fans are extremely frustrated with the way Paw Patrol has been different from what they used to watch and love long ago. You guys have been following this show for years - I started just this January. I didn’t have to spend long weeks, months, years even, waiting for things to happen or get better, and just being more and more frustrated. You have all the right to be pissed beyond your minds now.

I am fortunate enough to see things with the different mindset of someone who’s “binge watching”. While I didn’t need to wait weeks for new episodes, I got to see things at a faster pace and take some conclusions myself too about certain things. I’m gonna share what I think so far.

1- It’s logical to have Chase be a first responder most times, though I can see he’s not being used the way he could be. They’re not exploring his potential, they’re just making a point of using him just because. That is a problem because he is actually a character with an important job/role which could be used in many other ways other than what’s been happening for several seasons now. Also, I don’t give a damn fuck about any of that “he’s cop propaganda” crap. It’s a cartoon about dogs with jobs that are important to keep society functioning. I don’t care cops are jobs created with bad intents way back then, it IS an important job that just can and should be addressed differently now, evolving along with the society it’s supposed to care for. That being said, he BARELY does any cop job at all anyway, he's more like a traffic control and search & rescue pup, which by itself is already sort of a concern too since he's supposed to be a police pup, but whatever.

2- Marshall is really badly used for several seasons too and I honestly wonder why they even have a Firefighter pup if they won’t have him do firefighter stuff. He only does RESCUE stuff. And barely at that. As a friend of mine commented some time ago, he’s treated as the town’s janitor, not a firefighter. We literally barely have any fire ever too. Be careful, guys, you can’t show fire to kids, it’s bad stuff!!! Fire is forbidden!!!! (/sarcasm) Reason for me to fucking love the movies is literally just to see Marshall having his badass moments putting out actual fire.

3- I feel bad for Skye and her fans. For real, I’m not kidding. I like her. And as a fan I can also see ALL the issues they have been causing on her. The most known issue is how she’s overused to the point we’re exhausted of seeing her being a first responder for literally anything, especially for things that could have been solved by other pups (usually taking Marshall off his opportunities to use his ladder for height rescues, lessening even more what little rescue jobs he has left). They do that because they made a big fat mistake when they decided there would be only one female in the main team and now that they “need” female rep for the girls (and their own daughters/etc), they need to overuse the only one they have available 100% of the episodes, at the expense of erasing the other pups. The worst part is that they don’t even try an effort on how to work with her, they just shove her in there to do anything in any way. I haven’t seen her use her pup-pack’s wings in ages now, only that goddamned helicopter and harness or hook.

4- My biggest issue with Zuma is not even the fact he’s barely called for any mission at all for over half the show. I can say for a fact that people who live by beaches have a damn sense of how to behave around water. I live by several touristic tropical beaches. THE LOCALS KNOW NOT TO MESS WITH THE FUCKING OCEAN, the people who fuck up are ALWAYS tourists who have no idea about how beaches work. Meanwhile, the locals know when tides will rise, they know when it’s good time for fishing, they know to read the waters, they know to read the skies, they know where it’s good and safe for swimming or diving. It’s not just “mystical native knowledge” or something they ACTIVELY know they know, it just… It’s just NATURAL. They’re not “taught” these things, they learn it just by living and experiencing the beach life. It makes sense Zuma doesn't have much to do because Adventure Bay residents just will not fuck up on the water.

Now I know the show producers didn’t have THIS specific shit in mind as an excuse to not have Zuma doing many rescues at all, but this is something that’s natural, so I can let that pass. I don’t mind it. My issue about Zuma is how he’s supposed to be this pup who’s all about sea, ocean, water rescues and… They just don’t show it. The thing that got me pissed the most is the fact he never knows anything about sea life - it’s always the Cap’n Turbot who’s telling them about sea animals. Zuma didn’t know what a Narwhal was. Dude, I was a kid who loved (still love) all about the ocean and by age 4 I knew about a lot of animals, INCLUDING Narwhals because they’re freaking “cool whales with a long unicorn horn lol that’s wicked”. If you’ll have a character who loves and lives for the sea/ocean stuff, you gotta have him KNOW about it. It’s HIS THING and they fucked it up by constantly having him NOT KNOWING JACKSHIT ABOUT THE VERY THING HE LOVES.

It’s just clear the producers dislike Zuma for whatever fucking reason I don’t want to know and I don’t give a flying fuck anymore. I don’t expect them to remember about Zuma any more often than what they’ve barely done for several years now. I get sad because he’s one of my favorite pups as I see myself so much in him - except on the fact he SHOULD know about sea life lmao but I can’t get nearly as frustrated as you all because I literally just don’t expect them to change how they treat Zuma. They made it VERY CLEAR they have no intention on giving him any more attention than what little he gets and I’ve come to accept it - doesn’t mean I’m happy. I'm just realistic.

5- I don’t really have anything to “complain” on Rubble and Rocky, thankfully. Nothing about the other pups outside the main team either. Some of them could show up more, but that's about it.

6- My last issue is also a common point in this fandom, which is how little the pups have interacted for several seasons now. We don’t get to see them outside of rescues at all, and when we do, it’s always something happening that will be related to the mission that’s to come. Only “plot relevant” stuff. It gets tiring and makes all characters feel fucking FLAT. We don’t see character development at all. Don’t even get me started on Ryder. “Development” has NEVER been a word in the producers’ dictionary for Ryder.

With all these points, I also want to add that I don’t intend on “giving up” on the show because thankfully I didn’t have YEARS of frustration building up to get me pissed to such a point. I can keep watching it. Also, as an older person (not older fan since I only started watching this year), it’s kinda hard to make me give up on anything at all because I’ve seen too much already from several other cartoons/animes XD Besides, if I have the means to make things happen, I don’t wait for the show to give me the things. I make them myself - reason number one why I created the @diy-fire-water-pups RP/Ask Blog. I can draw, I can write, I know how these characters work, I’ll give myself what I want to see. Fuck whatever else in canon. I don’t care. If Zuma and Rocky won’t interact in canon despite living under the same fucking roof, sharing owner and working together, I’ll make it happen myself and share it with you all because who gives a damn??? I'm the kind of person that when they don't give me what I want to see, I'll just go and make it myself, no fucks given.

I don’t think it’s worth to be so pissed and frustrated at canon media, especially nowadays when we know for a fact the big bosses won’t fucking listen to fandom opinions to work better on what fans would like to see. Sadly, not all show producers are like the Warframe devs (THEY WISH THEY'D BE LIKE THEM XD). You're just making yourself more sad than needed over fictional media. Your mental health is real and you need to pay attention to it.

I’m not asking for ships to be canon - fuck it, they’re portrayed as kids, the fact I ship some characters doesn't necessarily mean I expect ships to be canon in the show. They could at least remember to give the characters A LIFE. And do their fucking jobs, which was supposedly the original intention of the show, to help showing kids what “mainstream jobs” do, for kids to start developing a sense of having a favorite cool job they’d probably want to pursue a career in later in life, or something of the likes. I've had a student who's studying automotive engineering programming solely because she used to watch "Knight Rider" with her dad as a teenager and loved "the sassy car with artificial intelligence" in the show. She grew up to decide pursuing a career on developing automotive technologies because she watched a talking car on TV. Kids might watch Paw Patrol and decide they want to become firefighters, to be airplane pilots, to be marine biologists, to be cops, whatever. Shit is, they're now doing a very poor job on working on this purpose.

I’ll continue running the pups askblog to give myself and to give you all some actual character development, content, some life outside of rescues and missions. I have some big plans for the blog, not gonna give spoilers about these plans yet because I’m still developing the ideas, I just need my desktop computer back working so I can work on my stuff without interruption - currently sharing my slow af laptop with my dad and my younger bro bc we all need it, I’m poor, I can’t afford buying a second laptop, I barely make enough for bills and food as it is. Btw my PC is back from the techs but my TV is dying and I used to use that as a PC monitor/screen, so now I’m going out of my way to buy a new monitor/screen for it (I can go on with my life without a TV for a few years just fine). Once that gets solved, let’s see if my PC will fucking work without shutting down randomly all the damn time. If it works, I can start developing my bigger plans for the blog - I’ll just say each of my three pups will get a very deserved spotlight they SHOULD have in canon (though Rocky’s been getting his with the miniseries “Rocky’s Garage”, amen to that).

So, if you ever feel frustrated about Paw Patrol canon, you know you can come over here and to my pups blog for some actual stuff, some real talk, and a breath of fresh air. Especially for some Rocky and Zuma interaction, since canon just denies us of the simplest interactions between them for no valid reason. Cowards.

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Hi k! I think you’ve maybe mentioned this before but if you want would you share any thoughts on the Jenson/Oscar/Lando dynamic (either observed or in your fic!)? Love your scholarship as always.

omg i would love to but disclaimer that this is like an entirely fictional dynamic of course and basically just something i want to see in badvibez fic HLSDFHLKH. actually as a jendo 1oa shipper my Very very early idea was one-sided attraction on lando's side + 814 fwbs but eventually i fell down the jb81 brainworms path...

oh but in terms of observed dynamics, one thing i remember very clearly from 2022 is when crbgate was happening and jenson was talking to skysports about it like "i've been through this situation before but actually i was wrong and selfish 😊 oscar shouldn't make enemies in his career so early when he's literally never driven in a formula 1 car ❤️" in that lowkey condescending (affectionate) way of his which was hilarious to me fsr because like. well to be clear Many pundits/tps/etc. were speaking presumptuously on oscar's situation and often it was through this lens of "surely one team can't be that fucking stupid and incompetent right?" (spoiler alert: well you know) but Still... because mark webber (we'll get to him) was actually managing oscar correctly and oscar WASN'T as stupid and brash as young jense. similarly people love comparing oscar's driving style to jenson's and i remember once during an fp session someone doing it right before oscar went off and jenson was like ...Okay then. :) HLSDFH like i do think jenson rates and likes oscar don't get me wrong i just also think that 1) jenson is obnoxiously obsessed with and loyal to lando and 2) jenson can get carried away with the Narratives like any other pundit but... he's also pretty clearheaded and objective with where oscar's current level is and doesn't ever praise him senselessly, which interests me because of how much old people adore oscar and hype him up. also the first f1 race oscar ever watched was melb 2009 which jenson won... guy who meticulously studied canada 2009 as race prep two weeks ago 🧡

basically the idea of the fic really is that Literally Everyone Ever is obsessed with jenson button except for oscar. and Literally Everyone Ever around jenson's age is charmed by oscar except for jenson. and oscar's like ok yeah he's cool but what is so great about this guy... has logan texting him going all mate seriously he's actually so nice 🥰 and lando turns beet red every time jenson so much as breathes near him in the paddock and he and alex get along swimmingly and everyone he talks to seems to think jenson is the funniest guy alive. he's like ??? PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER.

also what i love about jenson is that he's so good at playing mindgames by never succumbing to them in the first place. which is a distinctly oscar piastri quality... so like i love the idea of their banter/dynamic being very insincere but in this distinctly light-hearted and polite way??? like they're both clearly trying to fuck with each other but they're having fun with it. ok actually sorry let me just paste an entire text post. Basically c'est comme ça:

also this is something chel and i discussed once but the hilarity of jenson and mark is that jenson treats the young brits like they're his mates but actually maintains some sort of moral emotional/physical distance whereas markw is out here like calling oscar his kid and pup while being... i mean. You know. hasklfdh anyway i LOVE their dynamic in the context of jendo/jb81/814 etc. because while jenson and mark are friends mark will always be that loser who never got his wdc and lost to seb every time... which really the latter is the most embarrassing to him imo because jenson lowkey rates beating lewis higher than winning his championship.

tl;dr: when you're in a Make Everything about lando norris competition and your opponents are jenson and oscar

tbh i kind of gave up on this a while back but then miami brought everything back because JENSON was there and then i was just like >>>THE DELICIOUSNESS OF JENSON BEING THERE FOR LANDO'S WIN AND OSCAR FLOPPING... there is nothing more delicious to me than sleeping together about another person imo. and it first happens in silvo or something because they have all these misdirected feelings about lando who is Inaccessible to them for different reasons (jenson: thinks he's being an upstanding citizen by only lusting after lando from afar / oscar: has been told by mark webber to not hook up with a teammate. never said anything about old rivals though) and then it keeps continuing because oscar's season kind of goes to shit once they hit the americas and well... you get the gist.

i could talk about this forever tbh. even though it makes NO sense <3 can someone please write me jb81 😭😭😭