#pulling a neil

[dailytraingirl]

”god, i love this!”

“what, me?”

[stairstothe7th]

I don't know why it's so hard to be happy There's times I don't feel sad but that mostly been I'm not feeling baby emotions cause I'm busy

[egguv]

no reflection needed.

[minyard-05]

if the twinyards weren't identical i guarantee you we would never know what aaron looked like. neil josten simply does not care that much

[joejhang]

obsessed with how neil and jeremy are both unreliable narrators but in vastly different ways. neil gives the reader all of the information he considers important and quite literally nothing else. so you get play-by-play recounts of exy games, gruesomely detailed descriptions of his trauma, live-commentated accounts of his conversations with andrew but you have no idea what his real name is. or what he looks like. or what any of the characters look like, for that matter. most of his narration is literally just internal monologue and like 20% of it is actually what's going on in real time. jeremy, on the other hand, only gives the reader unimportant information. hell, not even unimportant just blatantly obvious. it's like you're just standing right next to him as the events are happening cos you have no fucking clue what's going on in his head. he'll comment on jean's good looks, team relationship dynamics, give exact replays of conversations, tell it like it is except you have no idea like the context of any of it. like he recounts his conversation with his sister word-for-word and you still have no idea what any of it means cos he just says that she tells him he ruined her family and then doesn't bother to elaborate at all. iconic behaviour.

[notacluedo]

I can’t remember if Andrew ever canonically pulls Neil in by the grating on his helmet but

[tankuare]

Jean calling Kevin beautiful is the realest thing he’s ever done like LOOK at that diva

[yaoiconnoisseur]

My friends at MCM London pulled off the impossible and managed to not only find someone to print out BowlcutStarion last minute while at the con but got Neil Newbon to sign it for me

The quote says "You're perfect every time!"

[kiwiaok]

post-canon kandreil makes a tradition of giving each other out-of-pocket cakes and it leaves the freshmen perpetually confused and concerned.

like, neil gives andrew a “congrats on a year without drugging anyone” cake and andrew gives kevin a “congrats on not breaking any left hands this year” and neil gets a “congrats on not witnessing any murders this year” and the freshmen are just like: they’re joking, right…? right…??????

[sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

THATS RIGHT ITS THE FIRST DAY OF AUTUMN

[tsuyoiqueen]

every now and then i leave tumblr for a few months cause i get hyper focused on something that's not really popular here so i have to look for other sources. but every now and then neil gaiman comes out with a new queer couple with tragic backstory and an even more tragic present and i cannot help but be dragged back into this hellsite as my obsession reignites once again.

[birdshoes]

every time i think i have seen Neil Newbon’s best fit

HE GOES AND WEARS SOMETHING LIKE THIS

[armorangels]

also. it’s honestly a miracle that neil’s death sparked todd’s confidence/independence

[write-the-room]

when u pull up to the 'unreliable narrator' competition but nobody's there

turns out Richard Papen subtly implied it was now and u unquestioningly believed him but really he won hours ago

[moonsnqil]

they're in love

[andreilscat]

thinking about neil tickling kevin