#pta mom drama

[bowlofworms]

[at the cemetery, sitting in front of a weathered headstone]

Me: and then, after she FORGOT the clementines for halftime snack last week, she had the GALL today at the PTA bake sale to imply that my brownies were store bought!

Ghost who has existed outside of living memory for a century: what a bitch

[bonesandthebees]

guys. we are missing out on the potential of an elementary school PTA au for qsmp. think real housewives kind of drama. quackity is the PTA president because he's old friends with a lot of the school board even though he doesn't show up to like half the meetings because he's busy. there's so much gossip about who the father of his kid is and he definitely gets judgemental side eye from the other parents about it. tilin is doing well at least? even if they do spend more time at roier and jaiden's house than their own sometimes.

bad is another other single parent but he doesn't get gossiped about because he always runs the bake sale fundraiser and does a great job at it so no one wants to upset him. bad and dapper are the type of parent child duo where bad keeps dapper up to date on ALL the drama going on with the other parents (to a child friendly degree) and dapper is going to grow up to be the worst gossip just like his dad.

no one knows what the fuck is going on with charlie and mariana's marriage. if you ask charlie they're in the middle of a divorce. if you ask mariana they're doing perfectly well they just got into a couple's spat this week and charlie is dramatic. what do you mean it happens every week? no no you misunderstood they're doing fine they're definitely not getting a divorce. literally the only thing they have going for them is how both of them went to bat for juanaflippa when she told them she was a girl it's the sole reason the other parents respect them. what's a more pressing issue is that juanaflippa keeps trying to start fights on the playground and instead of discouraging her charlie and mariana both cheer her on and give her lessons on how to punch people.

phil is one of the older parents and is already experienced since he has an adult child and wasn't planning on having another, but he's done the parent game before which is probably part of why chayanne is at the top of his class while also excelling in his karate classes, softball practice, cross country team, etc. missa is his trophy husband who's just happy to be there. literal "she's everything / he's just ken" moment.

yknow when there's that one mom in the PTA group who is very stereotypically attractive and everyone is convinced she was the mistress for her current husband and caused his last divorce? that's foolish. no one trusts him to be around their partners despite the fact that he didn't cheat!!! at the same time, the minute doors are closed everyone is trying to flirt with him and gets frustrated when he insists he's loyal to vegetta. at least leonarda seems happy.

jaiden and roier are like the picture perfect parents with bobby. he and chayanne constantly compete for the top spot in their class. both jaiden and roier work as lawyers and there was a rumor going around that they were representing charlie and mariana respectively for potential divorce number 3 but this didn't seem to cause any tension between them. roier takes over to lead the PTA meetings when quackity can't make it while jaiden sits in the corner awkwardly trying to keep charlie from getting into an argument with mariana again.

no one has seen spreen in ages. there's another rumored divorce going on between him and fit but instead of making it as public as charlie and mariana's problems fit just makes snide comments about his absent husband here and there.

tallulah transferred to the school in the middle of the year and phil invited wilbur to the PTA meetings so he could be involved in the school. quackity and wilbur are exes and while wilbur insists tilin isn't his kid no one quite believes him. he's a very young single parent though and clearly has no idea what he's doing so even if it's a bit strange that his kid is almost the same age as his little brother chayanne, the other parents are relieved that phil seems to be taking the reigns to help him out. also wilbur is a famous musician and he's gotten asked for autographs from some of the other parents of kids in tallulah's class.

dan and maxo only showed up to the first PTA meeting and never came back. trump transferred schools and no one has heard from them since.

[darkpetal16]

What's sirentale sans like as a dad since that's a possible outcome? (Oh and sirentale wingding as a grandpa since he sees the MC as his child)

Hands on. He wants this so bad, so when the opportunity comes he’s desperate to be a good dad.

He’s read every book available. Listened to every podcast he can get his hands on. Taken classes on childcare and CPR.

Nest. NEST FOR THE CHILD. It is non negotiable. Baby sleeps with you both in your nest until old enough that Sans is reasonably confident they won’t die without constant supervision.

If you’re nursing, he’s got a constant streamline of snacks and water for you. If you’re using formula, he’s happy to take over feeding shifts so you can sleep.

Gets fast with diaper changes. Like, you have to wonder if there’s a world record because he’s so fast the baby doesn’t even register they’re missing pants.

Weaves a personal swaddle blanket for the baby using his own threads.

Toddler stage he’s taking them out for swimming lessons on the daily. If they’ve inherited his moth side, he’ll swap it out for flying. Exercise is an important developmental aspect and he won’t skimp out on it.

Lazy! Cuddle! Sundays! Or whichever day you also have off. It’s a day dedicated to constant snuggles in the family home. No leaving. No cooking. No chores. Just constant physical affection and play.

When the child is big enough to rough house, Sans is ready to play. Orcas love playing with their pods, and one of his favorite games is chase! If his kid shows interest in being the predator he’s happy to play dead every so often.

But the kid DOES have to work for it. He won’t give it freely.

If you have a demanding job, he’ll take a career in education so he has more free time to spend with them. If you want to stay at home / take a more freeing job then he’ll take a career in science with Wingding.

He’s on the PTA. He will fight any Karen or Chad who gets in the way of his kid’s education.

(He and Wingdings will join forces as need be in this regard. Education is very important to both of them. And Wingding lowkey loves the tea.)

Sometimes he likes to tease you about the drama. It’s cute seeing his little penguin get riled up.

“You cannot eat Billy’s Mom, Sans.”

“what if billy’s mom deserves it?”

“She’s just doing what she thinks is best for the children.”

“well what she thinks is stupid.”

You sign to Wingding for help. He shrugs and signs, “He’s not wrong.”

You give them both a look of pain.

Sans’ grin stretches. “i won’t eat her.”

“No hypnotizing either.”

“i won’t eat her.”

“Sans!”

He jokes but he won’t do anything that could jeopardize his kid’s life.

Little bit of a helicopter parent. Not in a restrictive way, but in a I need you to be honest and tell me where you are at all times way. He’s mostly supportive of whatever the kid wants to do and doesn’t care for curfews, just as long as he knows where his kid (and obviously it’s not a super dangerous area).

Although he won’t let his kid sleep over at someone else’s place. Too risky.

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Wingding as a grandpa?

Oooooh. . . He doesn’t know how to deal with kids. He needs a lot of practice. The first time the baby cries in his arms, he is devastated.

You have to repeatedly reassure him it’s not him personally; the baby just needs to get to know him!

Wingding takes this to mean he has to visit daily to see the baby. Sans is Not Happy.

But Wingding knows the way to keep Sans at bay is through you, so he always brings your favorite treats as a bribe.

First time baby smiles at Wingding, he is struck by such overwhelming cute aggression he has to hand the baby back to you so he can excitedly sign.

If you get him a Best Grandpa mug he drinks from it daily.

At babbling stage, Wingding loves to listen to them talk. He nods along to everything they say even though he doesn’t understand a word of it.

When the child is big enough to go to school, Wingding will occasionally take them out of school as a surprise day trip to the movies.

So! Many! Books! The child will never want for books. Monthly grandpa/grandbaby trips to the bookstore.

You essentially have a permanent free babysitter whenever you and Sans need time to yourselves.

He loves them.

PLAY - IF SIREN CALL FOR SANS’ ROUTE

MASTERLIST

[musicalmoritz]

if TBHK couples have kids, what will their parenting look like?

Awww, this is such a cute question!! I’m gonna do my main ones to keep this short but if you want to hear my takes on any others feel free to lmk!!

Aoinene

• Gotta do the gay moms first

• Unsure of whether they’d have a son or a daughter…either way these too are gonna adore their kid

• Aoi would be the strict mom, her own mother seems to be pretty controlling and she gives me “turning into your parent” vibes. She’d try to acknowledge when that behavior goes too far tho and eventually try to loosen up a little. She’s not the first they go to when they’re in trouble but she gives the best advice; and she doesn’t really get mad or yell, more-so she gets stern

• Nene would be the exact opposite. She’s not a regular mom, she’s a cool mom/ref. Definitely the type to take her kid on spontaneous shopping trips and not tell Aoi until they’ve already splurged. It’s okay tho because Aoi can’t stay mad at her wife. She buys her kid extra treats every time she stops by the store, and takes them for ice cream every Friday

• As they’ve both had their own mental health struggles, they would check in a lot with their child to make sure they’re doing okay

• Their family might struggle with communication because, well, it’s Aoinene, but they’re certainly going to make an effort. They’d be really into family holiday traditions, I’m talking movie binges, festivals, decorating, big meals, etc.

Terukane

• Teru practically already has two kids so whoever he’s dating is going to get the co-parenting experience (at least with Tiara, Kou becomes more of an awkward brother-in-law)

• These two would so be girl dads you cannot change my mind. If it’s not Tiara then it’s another little girl they adopted

• Teru would be a total helicopter parent, not necessarily strict like Aoi but very overprotective. And he’d do that typical parent manipulation tactic of “oh I guess I’m just the worst dad ever” during arguments. But don’t let those traits fool you, he would be the most loving dad ever. His kids are his entire life, he probably carries pictures around of them in his wallet

• Akane would also be a good dad, just less overbearing. He’d be the type to take his kid to the baseball field or yell at them over math homework at the kitchen table. It would be that type of parent/child dynamic where they immediately look at each other whenever another family member says smth out of pocket. He’s really good at taking care of ppl so he’s be very doting at times like Teru

• Since neither of their parents seem to be very active in their lives they’d try to devote as much time and attention to their daughter as possible

• One of those family dynamics where they constantly make fun of each other but it’s obvious they love each other more than anything

Mitsukou

• In an au where they could grow up together…

• They have a son or a son and a daughter

• Kou would be one of those overly loving fun dads. The type of guy you think of when you hear “dad energy.” He tries to make conversation with all his kids’ friends and it’s awkward. And he’d start a bunch of projects for his kids like building a pool or planning family vacations. If one of his kids has a rough day he sits them down for an emotional talk. Overachiever Dad, if you will

• Mitsuba would be the type of dad to lovingly bully his kids 24/7. Yes he critiques their outfit choices every day. Yes he gives his input on school drama. He’d be very annoying but at the end of the day still care a lot, I like to think he’d have a subtle overprotective streak. Kou does like 80% of the parenting for him but he’s there for emotional support

• They care a lot abt making sure their kid has hobbies and friends so they’re both on the PTA

• They’re one of those really annoying families that wear matching pajamas at Christmas. Yes you are going to see their aesthetic family pictures every time you open Instagram. The kids think they’re too cool for it but they’re not

I hope you enjoyed these, thank you for the ask!

[wordstome]

What are Price's daughters like? What are their names? Are they sweet or pranksters or crafty like their father?

Also, which of the 141 + KorTac dads are on the PTA?

OMG how did you know I wanted to write more about Price??? I love you Spec <333

Price's daughters are named, from oldest to youngest, Alice, Brianna, and Clara! Alice is a classic cool older sister, undeniably her dad's right-hand woman. When she and Brianna were younger, she would mess with her younger sister all the time, but since Clara the baby came around, she decided to be a "grownup" (which is of course, adorable). When they're a bit older, I can see them taking on the same dynamic as (bear with me, this is a deep cut) Flavia de Luce and her sisters from the Flavia de Luce books by Alan Bradley. Alice and Brianna band together to mess with Clara, but I can see Clara growing up to be very smart and quick-witted, probably taking after Price.

As for the PTA:

Price: is definitely on the PTA. He runs it like the military: no room for middle aged mom drama or passive aggressiveness in his PTA!

Ghost: absolutely not. He's not touching that stuff with a ten foot pole. As long as nobody's making things difficult for Caden, he's good, thanks.

Soap: he's on the PTA, but he's not getting shit done. He'll do whatever Price asks of him, but he's just there to shoot the shit and flirt with moms. Rascal.

Gaz: He might drop in once in a while and help out at events, but he's a busy busy man and can't make those meetings, unfortunately.

König: No, much like Ghost he isn't interested in suburban school district politics.

Horangi: Horangi, similarly to Soap, is on the PTA, but his presence is sporadic and he's solely there to pick up gossip and instigate. Wait a second, why is he allowed in here? His daughter's not even in school anymore!

Keegan: didn't even know there was a PTA

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

What your favourite Pale ship says about you

Avery/Nora: You are a firm believer in canon ships and are a lesbian.

Verona/Anselm: You are heterosexual.

Verona/Jeremy: You are extremely heterosexual.

Lucy/Wallace: You just want good things for Lucy. And really, who wouldn’t?

Anthem/Grayson Hennigar: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of constructing intricate rituals that allow you to touch the skin of other men.

Bitter St. Witch/Nicolette: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of age gaps.

The Carmine Beast/The Carmine Doe: You are into vore.

Verona/McCauleigh: Your ideal relationship dynamic is friends with benefits.

Avery/Liberty/Nora: You don’t understand why people argue over rival ships when they could all date each other.

Avery/Liberty/Nora/Fernanda/Raquel/Pamela: When Verona said Avery should have five girlfriends you instantly agreed.

Verona/Mal/Oakham/McCauleigh/Tashlit/Lucy: When Verona said Avery should have five girlfriends you instantly thought that actually Verona should have five girlfriends.

Anthem/Jasmine: You just want good things for Jasmine. And really, who wouldn’t? 

Lucy/Tymon: You have a thing for bad boys.

John/Grandfather: You have a daddy kink.

Alexander/America: You have a daddy kink (heterosexual edition).

Avery/Lucy/Verona: You have crushes on all of your close friends or you are polyamorous.

Lucy/Verona: You firmly disagree that Wildbow has finally figured out how to write convincingly heterosexual women.

Matthew/John: You have gotten into arguments in several different fandoms about how you don’t just ship any two white guys.

Tashlit’s dad/Tashlit‘s mother: You are a monster fucker.

Marie Durocher/anyone: You want Durocher to step on you.

Ann Wint/Deb Cloutier: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of arguing PTA moms.

Avery/Jeannie: You love watching drama and probably love causing it too.

Avery/Raquel: You have a twenty page essay saved about Raquel and compulsory heterosexuality in case anyone ever asks you why you ship this.

Blake/Green Eyes: You are a lost Pact fan.

Ulysse/Eloise: You are a Pact fan making an effort to blend in.

Toadswallow/Bubbleyum: Your favourite Wildbow serial is Poke.

Charles/Maricica: Your favourite Wildbow serial is Worm and you unironically believe Taylor did nothing wrong.

Clementine/Cory: You just want good things for Clem. And really, who wouldn’t?

Avery/Olivia: Your favourite romance trope is reunited childhood friends.

Alexander/Scarlet (the hangmaiden): You are either a monsterfucker or just want Alexander to die painfully.

Nibble/Chloe/Faith: You read Wildbow for the cute cannibal girls.

Avery/Liberty: You’re just happy that Wildbow didn’t reveal Liberty was straight after all that subtext.

[kaijuno]

I love being involved in my local community I love all the PTA mom drama like yessss babe tell me all the dirt on your kid’s 4th grade teacher

[crescent-nyx]

BLACKPINK members as moms

Just a random ass post to “late” celebrate mother’s day :)

Jennie:

-Jennie would be that ‘cool mom’. All the other moms on the block would be green with envy because their kids be preferring Jennie. She’d be the type of mom that’s always up to date with the new trends. She’d be giving fashion advice to both the boys and girls in the house. I think she’d be very classy, teaching her kids how to cook and clean. She’d be giving them dating advice and shit. Her kids would feel safe to come to her with anything. She’d be a very hands on type of mom too. I don’t see her hiring nannies. She’d be doing it all herself. She would definitely be very affectionate. Constantly reading to her babies, cuddling them, kissing them etc.

-Absolute momma bear. She’d kill anyone before they could even think about harming her children. She’d be the type of mom to start screaming at a 5-year-old because they pushed her toddler. Would also definitely be on the PTA because she wants to know what the teachers are planning on doing to her kids. She watches the news a little too much to trust adults blindly with her kids. She’d also have that app download on her phone to see what kind of people are moving into the neighbourhood. She’d also hire tutors if she notices that her children are falling behind or their performance has been flunking.

-I think Jennie would be a boy mom (not the toxic kind though)… Maybe 1 daughter for her first. I don’t know. I go back and forth on this one. I think she always wanted a girl - going shopping with them, doing their hair, having her own mini-me. But then she had a son, and she wouldn’t change it for anything. She wouldn’t prefer her son over her daughter though. She’d love all her children equally, I just see her having boys more than girls, but I can also see her having a daughter. She’d definitely be a soccer mom, all fond and protective over her babies… Until they fuck up, then she will definitely lose her ‘cool mom’ status. Jennie wouldn’t think twice about throwing a slipper at her children if she catches them cussing, bullying a classmate etc. She’d be that mom to make her kids write a whole ass apology letter and make them read it in front of the entire school. Jennie deals with so much shit everyday from horrible people on the internet too - the slut-shaming, rumors, lazy accusations etc. The last thing she’d want would be for her children to be like them as well. She’d definitely want to raise respectful young men and women. I think she’d also be one of the strictest ones. Her kids would have limited screen time, early bedtimes and there’d be no walking to school or hanging out with friends when it’s dark out. Realistically speaking I think she’d have two children - probably one boy and one girl or two boys.

-As for cooking… Jennie would be a whole chef. I don’t see her as the type of mom to take her children to McDonald’s or give them a glass of coke before the age of like 7. She would want her children to be healthy, and she’d cook for them every night. No matter if she’s tired or just worked for 48 hours straight. First thing she’d do is cook something healthy and delicious for her and her children, and then she’d take care of herself. I also see her making her children’s cakes on special occasions and try her best to decorate it the way they would want her to. She’d definitely spoil her kids rotten, but remind them of how blessed they are constantly, and would never raise bratty children.

Jisoo:

-I see Jisoo as the most relatable mom. She’d be that typical suburban mom with about three kids (two girls, one boy or the opposite), living in a nice big house with a white picket fence around it. She would definitely have her children do extracurricular activities - one or more for each child. They’d be doing sports, playing instruments and be in at least one school club - preferably music or drama because those were the ones she liked and she wants to share her hobbies with her little ones. Jisoo would also definitely be on the PTA, organising bake-sales, sporting events… You get the gist.

-Jisoo would also be a very logical mom. She’d be supportive, but definitely be a little hard on her kids. If her children want to become artists, Jisoo would be the first one to fire it down. She’d urge her children to focus on finishing high-school and college first. She’d ask her kids things like ‘What if you don’t finish school, and the acting career doesn’t work out the way you wanted it to? And I’m no longer around because something happened? What then? You have no degree, everything is getting unaffordable… You’ll end up homeless, begging for water, food and shelter. That’s not what you want.’. Her kids would often think she’s a little emotionless, while in reality - she’ll be crying herself to sleep every night because having children while managing everything else she’s doing is exhausting. I feel like she’d often hide how she really feels from her kids, not wanting them to see her as weak. Honestly, her kids will have seen their dad cry more than their mom.

-On the lighter side of it all, she’d be a total boss mom. Her kid would be challenging her to a game of this new video game that they’re into and Jisoo would beat them within a minute. She’d be that type of mom that’s just better. The kids challenge her to a game of tekken, we both know who’s winning that. She’d take her kids to the arcade to ‘spEnD tiME wiTH tHeM’, while in reality, she just wants to beat them and show what a badass mom and how young she still is.

-All the other dads and moms would be secretly crushing on her. Like, she’d be waiting to pick her child up from school and Jimmy’s dad would be flirting with her. Of course Jisoo is still a queen and would definitely rat him out to his wife because… moms supporting moms obviously.

Rosé:

-Girl mom 100%. Honestly, do you see Rosé as a boy mom? Because I definitely don’t. I see Rosie as the type of mom to be wearing these mommy and me outfits 24/7. Doing her little girls’ hair would definitely be one of her favourite pastimes. I also think she’d be the most grandma-y one of the group. Like, her kids would be coming home from school on a cold day and Rosé would be welcoming them with a plate of freshly baked, hot chocolate chip cookies - prepared just the way her kids like them along with a glass of milk.

-Music would definitely be a recurring thing in the house. The kids would wake up to Rosie cooking with a nice indie playlist setting the theme in the background. She’d definitely want her children to play an instrument - preferably the piano or guitar. She’d be singing her kids to sleep, take them to work when she’s working on a new song to get insight from them to see what ideas they could have for her records.

-She’d definitely be into that gentle parenting. Unlike Jennie, Lisa and Jisoo, I don’t see Rosie yelling at her kid - ever. I think she’d be all about that positive reinforcement and time-out corners only to just talk about their wrongdoings afterwards. She wouldn’t really ever lose her cool with her children, no matter how much they push her buttons, annoy her or act up. She’d just stay calm and patient with them, wait for them to calm down and then punish them accordingly without ever turning to hitting or yelling. I also see her homeschooling her children more than the other girls. I think she’d be the only one patient enough to handle it.

-I think Rosé would have like two or three daughters, definitely no more than that because she’d want to evenly distribute her attention to all her children and wouldn’t want them to feel left out. She’d also teach independence from an early age and teach them that if they want something, they’re gonna have to achieve that themselves. They want to go study in another country? ‘Fine, go ahead - get yourself a nice job on the side so you can help pay for the tuition.’ Kids are ashamed of their mom dropping them off at school? ‘Okay, walk then. I won’t be dropping you off anymore.’ They don’t like the food she cooks? ‘That’s fine, then make your own dinner. You’re old enough.’

Lisa:

-Oh boy… Lisa as a mom… Saved the best for last. Where do I even start? Lisa would be the weirdest mom ever. Like, it’d be 12AM, and her children would be having a sleepover, watching a scary movie. And Lisa would start turning the power on and off, flickering the lights and shit. Barge in with the ugliest face mask ever on her face. She’d hide under their beds and pull their legs when they dangle their feet off the bed just for the lols. She’d be telling her kids not to drink alcohol, and then get wasted in some bushes with her older kids. Whenever the kid’s friends come over she’d be the type of embarrassing parent that’d be all like ‘This is so dope!’, ‘I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.’ and ‘What are you kids doing? Playing Fork Knife?’ or whatever else game they’re into.

-On the flip side, she could be very serious too. She’d be the typical ‘I ain’t one of your little friends’ mom. Her kids would honestly piss their pants when she’s angry at them. She wouldn’t take shit from her children. She could never be a parent to rude, ungrateful brats and she’d make sure that her kids don’t disrespect her or anybody else. She wouldn’t allow them too. Though, she could definitely be the strict parent, she would be very loving too. She’d constantly give them hugs and cuddles and be at every single one of their sports events yelling at the referee because her kid was tackled. She’d definitely embarrass her children, but when they grow up, they will learn to appreciate the fact that Lisa was always there for them no matter what.

-Unlike Jennie and Rosé, Lisa would have no problem with sending her kids to go eat at Pizza Hut or Taco Bell every once in a while. She’d cook for her kids, but wouldn’t have the time and patience to do it every single day. That might also be because I think she’d have the most kids, which means, more mouths to feed. I think Lisa would have about four children - two boys and two girls.

-Lisa would also definitely get along with all the other moms in the neighbourhood. She’d be that mom that buys flowers for new families that movie in and tells her children to go ‘play with the neighbour’s kid’.

Some more (AI) photos just because…

[foster-the-world]

Jury Duty

My husband's colleague is on the jury case for the NRA guy. My friend was on the selection for the Donald Trump case. She was not selected. How are they going to find anyone in NYC who doesn't hate Trump? How?

More PTA drama. More cussing. This time it was ALL CAPS texting about the person being a common thief. I'm staying out of it. The texting is totally unhinged. Yet, the person did do something stupid/wrong. Def not stealing but not smart either. The person getting yelled at is my friend. Its puts me in an awkward position of feeling bad I am not defending her while also thinking she is in the wrong. It's all happening over text. If it was in person I think it would be easier to jump in and ask them to discuss in a less hostile way. Anyway, messy in a way I want to avoid. I want to help my kids sweet little school not participate in adult drama.

The same friend offered one of our kids classmates mom a place to stay this weekend. The mom is a recent immigrant, single mom of three. The city is currently making people get out of their shelter and reapply every sixty days. I'm not sure if that rule applies to everyone or only recent immigrants. Certainly its an attempt to make them leave. Of course, if you have nowhere to go that's not going to happen. It also means all of the intake centers, which were already extremely overburdened, even more chaotic. I know our former fosters mom sat 9 hours a day for three days (with her three kids in tow) waiting to get a spot. Anyway, my friend told the immigrant mom if they don't give you a place you can stay with us. They have a very small two bedroom apt and two children. Def no extra beds. She apparently forgot she already told her neighbor (???) she could also stay this weekend. What? Who offers four people a place to stay in your very small apt without remembering you already had another houseguest? Anyway, she asked if we would be the back up until Sunday. Somewhat reluctantly, we said yes but Sunday was all we could offer. Four extra people in our apt feels like a lot. This is NYC apt not a spacious home. We have one bathroom. We have one full bed and a packn'play to offer - which is admittedly very lucky in NYC. My friend didn't even know the children's name. So it is not like it was a close friend that she had to offer a place to stay. I know the daughter is in my daughter's class but don't even know which child it is. I've met all of the Mom's but am not sure which one it is. Anyway, I'm thinking they will get her a place before then so it won't really happen. Our school's Parent Coordinator is working on it. She's a miracle worker and has a very generous and connected in the community church. If not, we will make a party out of it. The kids will love the guests. The family should also have the free pass our school offers to go to children's museums, etc. So will do all of that stuff. Order pizza. Watch movies. It's really baby boy's thats the problem. Extra stimuli make him extra stimulated - as expected. Will figure it out if it even happens. Hopefully the human connection will be nice especially when the world is such a mess.

[maddie-grove]

The problem with ASOIAF discourse was that too many people were semi-consciously cosplaying as faux-medieval courtiers, got too lost in the sauce, and said things that would (rightly) shock the sensibilities of the most vaguely socially conscious middle-American PTA mom. The problem with Stranger Things discourse is that too much of it is generated by people who could NOT have handled the drama and emotional complexity of Stacey McGill’s decision to leave the Babysitters Club in book #83.

[f1uckinghell]

Lando and Charles both being room moms/PTA members for a year when one of the quads and Luna are in the same class. They are constantly bickering and all of the the other parents think they hate each other…until they’re caught making out in a car after a late night fundraiser. Rumors spreading around that they’re having and affair with each other and cheating on their partners. It then comes out that they’ve been packmates this entire time

They're the baddest bitches in the PTA. I love the idea of max having absolutely NO interest in being a PTA mom, so Charles is like I will step in and cause drama!

Anyway

Charles and Lando keep bickering and all the other parents think they're mortal PTA enemies... but then it comes out that they're just packmates 😅 they have to resolve it after they were caught making out and ppl were starting rumors about them cheating.

[theorangerangers]

Hello! Hope your day is going well. I was wondering if for the Compresses Power Rangers Timeline AU, if you could list the teams, who's on each team, their rough age and what they do(and possibly the town's name-or would it make sense to use Angel Grove?). I really want to make a one shot of a typical day in this town for the AU, but I only know Ninja Steel, Dino Charge, Samaria and MMPR. I want to make this as accurate as possible. Thanks! Have a great day!

It’s organized by season. And yeah it’s angel grove since that town was a mess

Mmpr

Students: Jason, Kim, Billy, Zack, Trini, Tommy,Aisha, Adam, Rocky, Kat and sometimes Tom (the copy of Tommy) all of whom are seniors. Bulk and skull are juniors

Staff: Ernie is a lunch lady

Aquatar

they are in human disguises but are also students at the school and are members of the swimming team. all seniors.

Zeo

Students: Tommy, Kat, Adam, Rocky, Jason, Tanya, trey (all seniors)

Turbo

Students: Tommy, Kat, Adam, tanya, Rocky(only in emergency cases where Justin can’t fight though).

Justin:a freshman.

TJ, Ashley, Carlos, Cassie are juniors

In space

Students: TJ, Ashley, Carlos, Cassie

Teaching assistant for math: Andros

Teaching assistant for gym: Zhane

Lost galaxy

Librarians: kendrix, Karone

Music teacher: maya

Calculus teacher: mike

Freshman math teacher: Leo

History teacher: Kai

Shop teacher: Damon

Lightspeed rescue

Head school nurse: Dana

Sophomore gym teacher and gymnastics couch: Kelsey

Freshman science teacher who lets students call them his first name and teaches kids how to safety set things on fire: Carter

Latin teacher and wrestling couch from hell: Ryan

Senior year bio electives teacher and swim couch: Chad

Sex ed and general wellness co teachers: Joel and Dr. Fairweather

One of those military recruiters that talk about joining the military to play for college to high schoolers: captain Mitchell

Time force

custodians at the school: Jen, trip, Katie, Luke, wes

Private security due to the shear number of rich people's kids and celebrities go to this school: Eric

Wild force

Portuguese teacher: Cole

Senior gym and track couch: Taylor

Home Ec teacher: Danny

Gym TA (under Taylor’s guidance of course): Max

American history teacher: Alyssa

Ninja storm

Sophomores: Dustin, Tori, Shane, Blake, Hunter

One of the the office secretaries: Cam

Class pet in the 8am section of sophomore bio: sensei guinea pig (it’s Carter’s class room)

Dino thunder

Freshmen: Connor, Kira, Ethan, Cassidy Devin and Trent

Tommy is still a senior but also their STA for extra credit so he can graduate on time

Haily is a junior

Anton is one of those parents that threatens to sue the school if his kid doesn’t get his way

Elsa is the principal

Spd

Definitely older than the typical college students but still in their 20s working school security: bridge, Z, Sky, syd, Jack

Gets shoved in a storage closet in their base so they don’t work at at or go to the school due to time travel shenanigans (also because the time force might arrest him): the omega ranger

Stays in the base due to being alien furries: Crugger and Kat

Janitor: Boom

Mystic force

Juniors: Nick, Vida, Xander, Leelee, Claire, Maddie, Chip

PTA moms: Udonna and Necrolai

Best Latin teacher ever (or at least less terrifying than Ryan): daggeron

Janitor: pheus (or whatever the troll goblin hybrid was called it’s been a while since I’ve seen it)

Operation overdrive

Physic teacher: rose

French teacher: will

Drivers Ed teacher: Ronny

English TA: Mack

School nurse: Tyzon

Drama teacher: Dax

Anyone not listed has their normal jobs

Jungle fury

Lunch ladies: RJ, Casey, Lily, Theo, Fran, Dom

Camille occasionally is disguised as the repair person for the industrial kitchen stuff

RPM

Lunch lady: ziggy

Auto shop TA: Dillon and Scott

Senior English teacher: summer

World history teacher: Flynn

Child development: gen and Gemma

Head of science department: Dr. K

Samurai

Sophomores: Jayden, Emily, Kevin, Mike, Mia, Antonio

Assistant principal: Lauren

Overbearing Parent/guardian who are always at the school to “complain” about something leading to meeting with the assistant principal: Gi

(Due to skull being a high schooler) toddler in the teaching day care program at the school that somehow always manages to find them at inopportune monuments: Spike

As said before bulk is a junior

Super mega force

Freshmen: Troy, Emma, Gia, Noah, Jake, Orion

Stuck being a tiki head in the base: gosei (fun fact the cave Gosei is in shares a wall with the Dino thunder cave in this au!)

Also their weird science teacher is still their weird science teacher IDK his name though

Is often shoved into janitor closets when he shows up at the school to hide him because he doesn’t go there and also the RPM and Zeo rangers tried to fight him once: robo knight

Dino charge

Child development TA: koda

IT guy: Tyler’s dad (I forgot his name)

World history TA: philip

American history TA: shelby

Biology TA: Tyler

Physics TA: Riley

Office secretary who is in charge of making sure everyone is registered for their correct classes : Kendall

Guidance counselor: Heckyl (no one is sure how or why)

Sex ed TA: chase (he likes to joke that Joel and Dr.F are his work parents)

Any non human team members not listed above are shoved into the base and kept there due to the number of rangers that mistake them monsters at random moments

Ninja steel

Sophomores: Brody, Sarah, Hailey, Preston, Calvin

Senior: Levi, Monty, and victor

Vice principal that ends up doing most of the work anyway (due to Elsa and Lauren constantly running off): Ms. Hastings

Beast morphers

Janitors : Ben and Betty

Senior : Nate (Dr.K’s favorite student)

Electric electives teacher: Devin

Special Ed teacher: zoey

Art teacher: Ravi

Former pottery teacher that suddenly vanished: Roxy

Former substitute gym teacher that suddenly vanished: blaze

Devon’s dad is still the mayor and Ravi’s mom is still in charge of grid battle force

Dino fury

Music TA: Javi

Electronic sciences TA: Ollie

Human psychology TA: Amelia

Senior: Izzy, and Fern (fun fact Izzy was the prime suspect for evil green ranger for mmpr before they realized it was Tommy)

Library assistants: Ayon and Zayto (Ollie have them a crash course on the Dewey decimal system and hoped for the best)

Fashion teacher: ms. Garcia

Mr. Garcia keeps his regular job but also gives Javi less of a hard time because music teachers are supposed to be able to play a bunch of different instruments and it looks like he has good chance to take Maya’s place when she leaves the school

Solon remains in the base because she is a dinosaur

Extra notes I came up with on the fly

K is growingly more paranoid due to the number of ranger teams she has evidence have robots in their ranks especially the beast morphers since that’s the team their closest too

Preston was “bullied” out of the magic the gathering club by the mystic rangers due to Vida trying to accuse him of being an evil wizard without blowing their cover. Vida’s exact words were “we don’t don’t want your kind around here”. The ninja steel team now thinks the magic the gathering club is homophobic towards Preston and hates them. Ironically the mystic rangers all love the blue ninja steel ranger and the ninja steel rangers really life the mystic force.

Summer after spending the entire night fighting vengix and exhausted as she walks in the door and Mack the day after he found out he’s a robot. “Summer would you still be my friend if I was a robot?” “Absolutely not” cue Mack having a break down in the janitor closet only to be found by Ben and Betty who assure him they would still be his friends even if he was a robot

Mick is the impromptu medic to most of the robotic rangers

Tyzon is not sure what normal human anatomy should look like so he just copies a lot of what he’s seen Dana do but also does know someone from aquatar when he sees one and treats their injuries accordingly and the aquatar rangers just think he’s a human whose really good with secrets

The teachers are youngish (most haven’t hit 30 yet) and I use TA as a short hand for teachers in training so they’re earlier 20s. And then most of the students besides Justin and Nate are between 14-18 with Justin and Nate both being 12.

Generally everyone else is around the age they are in the show

[sentimentalslut]

imagine duncney kids doing the “Moments in my family that altered my brain chemistry” trend that shit would be hilarious like

mom and dad coming home shitfaced after their anniversary dinner

everyone having the same idea to get dad his mugshot framed for fathers day

spending $45 on an authentic “#1 duncney fan” t-shirt

forcing mom and dad to show us total drama island

having to stop family monopoly night because everyone started screaming at each other

mom and dad having a rematch of the ball pit wrestling challenge from season 2

mom and dad taking separate cars to moms birthday dinner because they couldn’t agree which route was faster (this was an episode of modern family that made me think of duncney) and (whoever the youngest kid is) thinking they were getting a divorce

Wait I love thesd

losing my mind over a set of #1 dad mugs with all Duncan’s different mug shots on them. Courtney would fucking hate them and they’d all wind up at Gwen & DJ’s.

there’d also be like “the time mom lost the PTA election and dad slashed the winners tires” bc they’re adults and parents but also still them.

The game night happens Every Time and usually involves some combination of Geoff, Bridgette, Gwen, and DJ, as well as their kids. Bridgette always winds up mediating.

Mom and dad ALWAYS come home shitfaced on their anniversary. Aunt Gwen finds it SO FUNNY.

[brbabcseu]

The Alaska PTA Squad (aka- the parents of all of AJ's friends and by extension Jesse's few friends) did NOT look on Meriwa kindly when she came into the picture. Not everyone agreed with Jesse's more lax parenting style but they knew their kids were safe and secure with him during stay-overs; he was quiet at the gatherings, especially at the beginning, but they wanted this scruffy dog to be included in the circle regardless! They grew fond of him and his sometimes awkward, often hard-to-read personality. He was reliable and most importantly a kind and loving parent. They had a vague idea of how tough it was for Jesse to be more or less a single dad-- sure, Delilah was there, she would always be an honorary co-parent, but despite the fact that Jesse never talked about it, they knew there was some unsavory backstory with the absentee mom. He never talked about it in detail but they squeezed the sparknotes version of it out of him. So yeah, naturally they're protective of him, and AJ too because ofc they also care about that kid, and so when Meriwa (from their perspective) decides to finally "saunter in" years later, they are very cold and unwelcoming to her. Even Delilah at first is pretty hesitant, but she trusts Jesse's judgment and decisions and makes an effort with her.

Externally Meriwa is a brush-it-off type of person and she kind of shrugs and is like, "I wouldn't want to be friends with these people anyway if this is how they're gonna treat me," but it really bothers her. And it obviously makes her start to feel guilty in a way she hadn't before. So many sideways glances, cold shoulders, passive aggressive remarks. They've done this a lot to Sam's mom Eliza, too. Huge double standard bc Jesse's a recovering addict as well!! Jesse eventually has to put his foot down about it and Meriwa gets a little pissed at that bc she doesn't want anyone to think that this whole situation makes her upset and she doesn't need Jesse "speaking for her". It's a whole thing lol. All the while Mer bitches about the other parents to Eliza over a cigarette and she just deadpans, "Welcome to the club." At some point AJ jokes that they have more way more high school drama amongst themselves than the actual high schoolers do and he's not wrong !

[redrangermike]

Info About The 'Hailey's On It!' AU

So...a little background info about the Hailey's On It! MML AU...

First off, Milo will still have his family curse - but the amount of Murphy's law instances will depend on the difficulty of the attempted list item. So Murphy's law will be helping Melissa with her list.

Melissa became risk-averse like Hailey after Milo got involved in a harrowing go-kart crash on her 10th birthday. I may go into that later.

Also, Zack is the coolest kid in school (a la Genesis). He's also football team captain.

In addition to being a fashion influencer, Amanda is also in the drama club and cheer captain (like Kristine).

Melissa's mom is in the PTA and a big time real estate agent while her dad is still a firefighter. He is also a teacher at Melissa and Milo's school.

[wetchickenbreast]

this is like cul de sac pta mom level drama