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sh1-n0bu · 2 years
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𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖔𝖚𝖙𝖘 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖓 𝕴𝖒𝖕𝖆𝖈𝖙:
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✿ SFW recipes:
Unexpected - vampire!scaramouche x nb!reader
Accidentally in love - scaramouche x nb!reader
Safe in your arms - heizou x nb!reader
Dummy, ditzy love - tighnari x fem!reader
This is home - scaramouche x nb!reader
You, my greatest treasure - beidou x nb!reader
Adventure? Adventure! - multi x nb!reader
Chu<3 - xiao x nb!reader
Experiment!modern!rubedo and scaramouche brainrot
Fairytale au brainrot
Archon!scaramouche x wandering ronin!reader brainrot
Venti - venti x nb!reader
Misunderstandings - scaramouche, childe, diluc x nb!reader
I want your bite - scaramouche x nb!vampire!reader
Home sweet home - scaramouche x nb!reader
Yours, not hers - scaramouche x nb!reader
Scaramouche and Wanderer x assisstant!reader brainrot
The wonderful tiring life of a cat parent - cat!6reeze x nb!reader
Mornings spent together - scaramouche x nb!reader
Okay maybe I am clingy... - scaramouche x nb!reader
Accidents - 6reeze x nb!reader
Recovering - kaeya, diluc and thoma x nb!reader
Oh hey, that’s my idiot - bosacius x male!reader
Karma - xiao x nb!reader
It’s not like I like you! - modern!scaramouche x nb!reader
♡︎ NSFW recipes:
Darling boy - sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
Sweet dreams - sub!xiao x nb!dom!reader
I do adore you - sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
Cutest popsicle - sub!xiao x nb!dom!reader
You, my greatest treasure - beidou x nb!switch!reader
Stay quiet - sub!xiao x nb!dom!reader
A little bit jelly - sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
Harder! - sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
My first love - AFAB!sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
I can fix him❌ sub!character brainrot
Eating Ganyu out brainrot
Christmas gift - sub!xiao x nb!dom!reader
Windborn bard! - sub!venti x nb!dom!reader
Good kitty - sub!xiao x nb!dom!reader
The way of the househusband! - sub!thoma x male!dom!reader
Not done yet - sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
Work for it - sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
More please? - sub!pantalone x nb!dom!reader
Focus - sub!albedo x nb!dom!reader
Oh sweet captain! - sub!kaeya x nb!dom!reader
Sweet like sugar - AFAB!sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
I'm trying! - sub!xiao x nb!dom!reader
Pretty when you beg - sub!scaramouche x male!dom!reader
Behind the bank’s doors - sub!fatui agent x nb!dom!reader
Detective’s work - sub!heizou x nb!dom!reader
Squidward nose - sub!6reeze x nb!dom!reader
The Anemo God’s devotion - sub!venti x nb!dom!reader
You, my heart - sub!scaramouche x dom!AMAB!reader
Heizou brainrots
My only God - sub!AFAB!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
nobu’s kinktober list of 2023!
knock me up! - sub!big men x nb!dom!reader
Study of a dragon anatomy - sub!dragons x nb!dom!reader
Study of a dragon anatomy pt2 - sub!dragons x gn!dom!reader
Study of a dragon anatomy - an amazing fanart by the lovely@c00kieguy !!
Sub monsterfucker character brainrot
Happy yandere husband! - sub!yandere!AFAB!character x dom!gn!reader
Study of a dragon anatomy pt3 - sub!dragons x dom!gn!reader
Bird bf brainrot
Shy monsterfucker sub with a vampire reader
☆ Self aware AU recipes:
Yun Jin hangout brainrot
Replacement - an accident with diluc
My only God - sub!AFAB!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
⇨ psst!! the divider is from @rookthornesartistry
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messiahzzz · 9 months
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i do wonder why fandom is so insistent on proving that "gale could eventually change his mind" when it comes to fatherhood.
if children are something you ideally want in your romance - that is completely valid and luckily for you, there are several romance options in the game that can provide just that. wyll, lae'zel, and halsin. even shadowheart briefly mentions that children might be a possibility for her in the future. 4 options total that either already have entire adoption subplots or are open to the idea.
meanwhile, fandom is bending over backwards, bringing up aspects of gale's arc that are completely irrelevant to the topic at hand and claiming that any statement coming from gale or any boundary he sets should forever be questioned because... "he has been known to have inferiority issues"?!
gale is a character who is very likely in his 40s. he isn't some 20-something college boy who is still trying to figure everything out. i personally never felt like there was any point in the context of gale's relationship with tav where he was unsure about his desires. quite the contrary.
gale is also very vocal about what he wants. not wasting any time in proposing to tav after the big bad had been defeated. i am pretty sure there would have been instances where gale expressed his desire to have children (whether that may mean immediate or somewhere down the line) if larian had intended to include this aspect in his romance as well.
...but instead all we have to go on when it comes to the subject of children in general are lines like these:
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player: gale... how would you feel about having another person in our relationship?
gale: what, like a child? i'm not quite sure i'd consider myself father material, plus our current lifestyle isn't exactly what i'd call settled...
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tara: this is why mrs. dekarios and i will be waiting an eternity more for grandchildren.
gale: psst! shoo, tara.
nodecontext: shooing away tara like one would a naughty cat.
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gale, upon spotting oliver during their game of hide and seek: ah, i have you! just a shame i don't want you.
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adding for clarification
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itaerae · 1 year
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ooh! I have a request! All day, I kept thinking about Ricky x fem childhood bestfriend reader, 😭 where they were bestfriends when they wer younger and still are now, however, reader has always had this BIG crush on Ricky since they were young, she thinks that he doesn't like her back, BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT RICKY HASHAD A CRUSH ON HER EVEN BEFORE SHE LIKED HIM, SO LIKE- AHH
(I'm really sorry if this request is really specific TT. Take care and tysm!!)
dear diary 💭💭
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pairing: crush!ricky x fem!reader
summary: another cliché childhood best friend turned lovers trope, or is it ? psst, who will spill their harbored secrets first ?
word count: 672
warnings: angst if you squint ! (not proofread)
notes: this was supposed to be posted a week ago, i apologize ᴖ̈ tysm for requesting ! i actually might rewrite this later bc i’m so tired from my concert rn and i feel like this is dookie lol, but for now enjoy this piece of trash !
it was safe to say you and ricky would always be inseparable ! you two have known each other since diapers and clicked well at first sight. however, you both were quite the opposite of each other.
ricky was rather quiet, he preferred to keep to himself in a close-knit friend circle. you on the other hand, obnoxious and outgoing ! you had many people left and right, but none could compare to ricky. maybe because you had a little crush on said blonde boy ?
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not surprisingly, many girls on campus admired ricky. who wouldn’t ? you just happened to be one of them, but for the sake of your friendship, you’ve kept it a secret for a decade ! there was no possibility ricky could even like you back anyway, right ?
you were pretty sure he took a liking to some girl in his art class, you’ve caught them laughing and joking together, similarly to how he would with you. it made you feel mixed emotions, one being happy for ricky, the other wishes it was you instead.
today was no different, ricky informed you minutes beforehand that he had to ditch out on lunch with you today. you were upset, but let it slide. besides, you could really catch up with some other friends.
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and that’s how you ended up at a table with gyuvin, ollie, and yujin. honestly, it could’ve been worse than this. as always, gyuvin and yujin were fighting and you and ollie would just ignore their little cat fights. you missed eating lunch with ricky, but this wasn’t so bad.
ollie was the sweetest person, he made sure the other two weren’t bothering you so much ! he would have definitely been your crush if ricky was around, the boy was so unintentionally cute ! you found yourself subconsciously pinching his cheeks.
not noticing the pouty blonde boy who was staring from afar, you continued your lunch with the trio. he was getting sour at you pinching ollie’s cheeks, how come you’ve never done that to him ? did you find ollie cuter ? he was dying to know, ignoring the poor girl from his art class.
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it’s been a couple of days since you and ricky have talked. you were getting anxious, what if he was replacing you because he’d gotten a girlfriend ? the thoughts were eating away at your sanity.
similarly, ricky had thought you enjoyed hanging out with the trio more, so he made no attempt at contacting you in fear of being an interruption. it was a going cycle of ghosting until finally he couldn’t take it anymore.
the first thing he saw was you and ollie, giggling. he was upset, but brushed it off and continued his way over to you. “___, can we talk ?” his eyes were pleading.
you look at him, and then looked back to ollie with an apologetic face. “i’m sorry ollie, we can continue another time ?” the boy responded with a nod, wriggling his eyebrows. “that’s fine, have fun you two !”
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ricky had taken you to some hidden garden at the back of the school. you were awestruck, how come you never knew about this place ? his voice snapped you out of your thoughts.
“___, are you and ollie you know.. a thing ?” he asked nervously, rubbing his nape. he looked so cute, you almost started laughing. he noticed and couldn’t help but worry.
“no silly, i’ve actually liked you for a while now but you haven’t seemed to noticed.” you put on a faux grim expression. ricky took the biggest sigh of relief. “you had me so scared, i’ve liked you for a while too you know !” he whined.
“okay, but what happened to that girl in your art class though ? i thought you liked her ?” you wriggled your eyebrows jokingly. “wow, way to ruin the moment, ___.” ricky rolled his eyes.
so dear diary, as always, she fell first, but he fell harder.
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ariathemortal · 9 days
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Ariadne Brown, 16, filipino and greek, oracle of delphi, musician, 5’5, golden retriever girl who is tryna be a black cat
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she/her, bisexual, knew how to sing before she could talk, originally from cali, year-rounder but will sneak out of camp to go to concerts and things
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heya, its aria! i’m usually pretty extroverted but if im shy with you, its just cause i think you’re hot or cute. i will write songs about you if you pull some shit (good or bad). i’m quite literally giving up on love istg-. i don’t bite but i will fuck you up if you’re mean to my friends.
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psst, it’s the taglist:
my lovely moots ᡣ𐭩:
@that-girl-cupid - i will take a thousand gunshots for this girl
@chaos-pers0nified - we don’t talk anymore….
@if-chaos-was-a-boy - he’s my love adviser….yea i need one
@the-one-and-only-adria - cuddle buddy, she brings me comfort none yall bitches can
@emoti0nally-dead - i am my fathers daughter so maybe i can fix him?
@little-mermaid-jj - my roommate, she’s such a sweetheart (and pretty)
@messing-up-your-lipstick - hopeless romantics ALL OUR LIVESSSS
@clown-energy-skyrocketing - my bank account has his name on it (my babygirlll)
@i-would-want-myself - mommy- sorry, mommy?- sorry-
@divine-wine-daughter - my girlie!! she keeps hitting on me…..
@cheats-death - sooooo someone interesting
ooc: i’ll always use the tag “ariadne is talking! ᡣ𐭩“
faceclaim: olivia rodrigo :]
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diyakkul · 9 months
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How You Get The Girl🎧 ༘♡ A Lo'reya spin-off from HYGTB
to his disdain, Ao'nung finds out his beloved, beautiful, and innocent little sister Tsireya has been dating his disgusting, arrogant, teammate but rival Lo'ak. But how did it happen? | A behind-the-scenes thread.
♡ how they met.
Tsireya had always loved jogging early in the morning— it had been difficult not to pick up at least one of Ao'nung's obsessed jock routines growing up. In her first days as a freshman, she quickly mapped out a 30-minute route to follow every morning: from her dorm, she'd go down the serene streets, past the hockey arena, and head toward the cute coffee place her roommate had recommended before going back.
On her official third consecutive morning, however, she realized she wasn't alone. A tall, fairly tanned boy, braids always tied in a low ponytail and eyes so warm and sharp they could cut anyone with a glance, routinely stepped out from the athletes' residence hall just as she ran past the building. He'd adjust the headphones over his head before sprinting past her. Tsireya never had enough time to study his traits thoroughly before he'd start jogging, so she quickly made do with the idea that he'd simply be some attractive dude from the athletes' residence hall she'd see once every day.
One day, however, as she jogged back, she found her morning-attractive guy in the middle of the walkway, standing under a tree, his chin tilted up to the sky as he psst at tree branches. Curious, she stopped right behind him, and following his gaze, she found a cat huddled between the leaves.
"It'll never come down on its own," Tsireya muttered, catching off guard the boy. She had to fight internal demons not to apologize to him in a rush, suddenly flustered because A, his pretty eyes met hers, B, he was hot— like reallyreallyreally hot.
"Care to help me, then?" Even his voice was hot, not hoarse and low like Ao'nung's but sweet-hot.
A nod and they jumped straight to work. The boy locked his fingers together, squatting, and Tsireya carefully placed her foot on them. She held onto his sweat-damped shoulders, and after a mumbled countdown, he pushed her up and she successfully lured the cat into her arms. Once back on the ground, Tsireya dared to nuzzle her nose against its seemingly clean head before letting it go, and when she looked up, the boy was staring at her with a glint in his eyes.
"I know you," he suddenly said, a handsome grin parting his lips. "Tsireya Niìr, am I right?"
"Yes.." She felt her breath hitching. "How do you..?"
"I know your brother," he promptly answered, hands falling on his hips. "I'm on the hockey team. And you know my brother, actually."
Tsireya pursed her lips as her big, green blue eyes danced over his dawn-kissed face. His traits were kinda familiar, she definitely had seen that cute nose somewhere—
"Are you Neteyam's brother?!" She gasped, half content half surprised.
Neteyam Sully was her radio station co-host and the current main topic between her and an infatuated Ao'nung.
"It's me," he beamed. "Lo'ak, nice to meet you." He stretched a hand, politely, and she grabbed it, enjoying its warmth.
"Do you.." oh God, what was she gonna say? "Do you wanna grab breakfast together?"
Her heart throbbed, cheeks reddening in a second, then it ran as Lo'ak's smile widened even more.
"Sure."
In the following days, she couldn't help but bring up their encounter with both brothers.
"I met your brother, you know?" She shyly initiated as soon as Neteyam let another song play, both propping their headphones on the table.
"Yeah?" Neteyam flashed one of his pretty smirks, and Tsireya perfectly understood why Ao'nung was so crazy about him.
She hummed, "He's.. cute."
"Want me to give him your number?"
"What?" She gasped loudly, nervously fidgeting with the wire of the headset. "Would you really..?"
(..) "He's.. cute," she found herself parroting as she told the same thing to Ao'nung and Rotxo.
"Don't you even think about getting close to him, Tsireya," Ao'nung warned, pointing a finger at her while munching his lunch. "He's trouble."
"He seemed nice," she mumbled.
"He is," Rotxo nodded, not tearing his gaze away from his phone.
"He's not," Ao'nung's eyes pierced hers. "Stay away. He's not good for you."
♡ Trouble Lover: how it started.
Half through the second semester, Tsireya found herself madly attracted by Lo'ak, who slowly began to appear everywhere she was and not hide her reciprocated feelings. She knew he liked her, and he knew she liked him, too. Neteyam knew, Rotxo also did, luckily Ao'nung was too focused on trying to sleep with Neteyam to even realize what was going on between his sister and his 'enemy'. So what was keeping them back from being with each other? She didn't know. And she was slowly losing her patience.
"You're so dumb," Tsireya hiccuped to his shoulder.
They had sneaked out from a party to grab a late-night snack (that became an oily hamburger) in the middle of the night, and they were now sitting on the edge of a sidewalk. Tsireya snuggled into Lo'ak's embrace even though the air was too warm to be hugging. But Lo'ak wasn't complaining, and Tsireya was too drunk to realize.
"Bought you the tastiest chicken burger and you call me dumb?" Lo'ak gasped before dipping two potato fries into his sweet curry sauce. "Rude!"
"Yes!" She whined before giving a big bite to her snack. "Cusyouwobkidme."
"What?" He chuckled, going for a bite, too. She let him.
"You.." Tsireya lazily dragged her eyes on him. "Won't. Kiss me."
Silence fell as Lo'ak eyed her under his hooded eyelids. A flame trembled inside those golden eyes, hot and wild. His stare fell on her lips before he could bring it up, back to her doe eyes, just staring right at her like he would always do, freeing thousands of butterflies in her stomach. Before she could know, she was tearing up.
"Am I not pretty enough?"
Lo'ak's eyes widened as if she had just said the dirtiest blasphemy, "Don't you even dare say that!"
She sobbed, taking another bite, sauce staining her lips as she munched. He quickly brought a hand to her cheeks and wiped the sauce away with his thumb, eyes locked.
"First of all, you're the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen," he confessed to the night, stroking her cheek. "And you don't need me to tell it to you. You're clever enough to know that, don't you? That you're the prettiest Metkayina princess."
She nodded and he laughed.
"Has Neteyam ever told you how I call you when I talk to him about you?" His eyes sparkled under the streetlight.
Tsireya shook her head, cheeks full of food.
"Mi hermosa," Lo'ak breathed against her ear.
Tsireya could faintly remember her Spanish class in high school and she shyly chuckled at the name, unable to control her blushing.
"Tan hermosa," he kissed her temple, softly nuzzling. "Wanted you to be mine as soon as I saw you cuddling that little kitty, so beautiful."
"I was sweaty," she grumbled.
"I didn't care," Lo'ak whispered. "And I really want to kiss you, always wanted to, I like you so much but I'm afraid I'll ruin everything and ruin our friendship."
"But I don't want to be your friend," Tsireya pouted. "I want you to be my boyfriend. Boy-friend. Boooyyfrieeeend. Novio!"
"Whoa," he breathed, something about his voice trembling with amusement. "We have a long way before I can be your novio, you know?"
"Let's start with a kiss, then," and she leaned closer, the burger almost slipping from her fingers.
But Lo'ak laughed and jerked his head away, "I'll kiss you when you're sober, after asking you, as we're on a pretty date."
"Ow," Tsireya sighed, leaning her head against his chest again. "I like you."
A waterfall of kisses fell on top of her curls before she could slightly bend her neck and Lo'ak's soft lips smooched her cheek until she burst into giggles, telling him to stop.
♡ the aftermath.
Lo'ak always sends flying kisses to Tsireya whenever he scores;
Tsireya is the first ever girl Lo'ak introduced to his parents— Neteyam did half the job for his younger brother since Jake and Neytiri always sit behind him and Tsireya at the arena;
They once argued because Lo'ak thought it was unfair she could wear all his sweatshirts but he had nothing of her, so he 'stole' her hairband;
Tsireya shares her relationship details with Ao'nung even though he pretends he doesn't want to hear them since her boyfriend is Lo'ak;
Tsireya was the one telling Lo'ak Ao'nung has a crush on Neteyam— he almost had a mental breakdown;
They always hang out in Lo'ak's room after games and have cute movie nights or 'skincare sessions'— Lo'ak has more products than Tsireya;
During summer break, they both lied to their families and spent a whole week together in California;
They have one of those apps for couples on their phone in which they send each other silly doodles between classes and errands when they are apart;
Lo'ak's phone screensaver is a picture of baby Tsireya dressed in a Stitch onesie;
They still go on their early morning jogs together and have breakfast in the same coffee place.
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127tyong · 1 year
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Candy
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Pairing: Jaemin X Reader
Genre: Smut, Angst
Warnings: the ending's depressing, im sorry
Word Count: 2.6k
"His fresh, flowery scent that tickled my nose, alongside his warmth, all reminded me of spring, and that's why I loved him."
Part 1 of 4: Spring - Candy
"Ugh, I really am just… so tired." Your best friend, Jaemin, was whining as you attempted to teach him how to solve the math problem on the paper. The homework assignment was only half completed, and it was due that afternoon.
At the time, you were the top student, so everyone went to you for help, especially Jaemin. "Well, you're the one that wanted to go into med school." You scoffed, half helping Jaemin, and half doing everything for him.
"Do you think I'm stupid?" Jaemin cried out. Jaemin's desk chair was spun around to face you, the only thing between the two of you was your desk and the homework.
"Depends on if you can answer this." You scoffed, your head resting on your hand, elbow on the desk, forcing the gap between you and Jaemin to become even smaller as he hunched over your desk to solve the problem.
You noticed the fresh smell of Jaemin's shampoo, and the way it made your heart feel ticklish, and you realized that you wanted to touch his pretty black hair.
Your daydream ended when Jaemin shoved the paper in your face, showing you the answer.
"Oh wow!" You exclaimed, taking the paper from his hands. "You're actually right!"
"Why'd you have to say it like that?" He groaned, slamming his pen onto the desk.
"Good boy." You pet his hair as Jaemin nuzzled his head into your hand like a cat. "You did well. Now, finish the rest of your homework yourself."
"You're so mean." Jaemin stood up, opening the classroom door "I'm going to go to the bathroom." 
"Just know I tried to help you!" You yelled at him, half serious and half joking.
"Yeah, yeah, you're a fucking saint!" Jaemin yelled back, slamming the door behind him.
You rolled your eyes to Jaemin's actions, his paper still on your desk, his pen in your hand. As you clicked the pen, you thought about the way he treated you. You knew he liked you, at least to some extent, his blushing ears unable to hide behind his short hair. The only real question was if he was ever going to ask you out, or if he was going to force you to make the first move…
A pile of items falling onto your desk snapped you out of your thoughts, a pile of peppermint candy hitting the desk with a thud. 
"I forgot to give you these earlier." Jaemin giggled, his smile going up to his eyes. 
"Peppermint?" You took the wrapped off the candy, biting into the hard shell of minty sweet, the candy breaking into a million pieces that dissolved onto your tongue as it mixed into your saliva. 
"I have some left over from Christmas." Jaemin chuckled, returning to his seat, taking his pen back from you.
"Gross." You gagged, it being April at this point.
"Hey, this stuff doesn't expire for like, a year!" Jaemin returned to his homework, spinning his pen in his fingers.
"That's… wrong. That's so wrong." You swallowed the remains of the candy.
"Hey! It's still good!" Jaemin pouted over his candy.
"I'm talking about your solution. You don't even remember the basic formulas?" You pointed at the problem.
"Oh." Jaemin deadpanned.
"I think you need a tutor at this point." You sighed.
"Would you tutor me?" Jaemin looked up at you with puppy eyes, pouting.
"Absolutely not." You grabbed your phone out of your bag. "Study hall is almost over, by the way."
"Fuck!" Jaemin scribbled some random numbers on the paper.
The teacher entered the classroom. "Jaemin, turn your chair around and stop bothering the poor girl." 
"I'm not bothering her! Tell him!" He whined at you.
"Thanks, Mr. Lee." You scoffed in reply.
"Mhm." Mr. Lee mumbled. "I'm starting class now."
"Why are you looking at me!" Jaemin looked at the teacher, appalled. "I'm not the only one being a bother."
"Psst, Jaemin." You whisper-yelled. "Look around. You're literally the only one being disruptive." Everyone around you two was giggling at Jaemin, his reputation as the class clown not preceding him. 
Jaemin sat properly in his seat. "Sir, I'm ready." Laughter erupted from the classroom for a few seconds from Jaemin's remark.
"Great, I'm glad you decided to join us."
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"I need you to tutor me tonight." Jaemin ran after you as you left the school.
"Can't. I'm busy." You ignored him, your pace speeding up. It's not like you didn't like Jaemin, it's more of the fact that you didn't want to have to be alone with him.
"With what?" Jaemin grabbed your arm, his fingers interlocking yours.
"Jaemin, I have a life." You scoffed. "Besides, finals are soon, so I have to study for that."
"Study with me then!" Jaemin pulled on your arm. At this point, it would only be 10 seconds before he actually got on his knees and begged.
"Fine, only after school Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The other days I have to study." You scoffed. "And only at your house."
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"I'm home!" Jaemin shouted as he opened the front door. "I'm joking. No one's home."
You rolled your eyes, taking your shoes off. "When are your parents coming home?" You sat at the dining room table, putting your bag on the seat to your right, Jaemin sitting on your left. 
"Maybe around 8 pm?" Jaemin slammed his bag on the table.
"Okay, so you need help with your college calculus class…" You mumbled, pulling out your notebook.
Jaemin's head fell on your shoulder, closing his eyes. "I'm sleepy, let me nap for a second."
"Nope." You scoffed, taking Jaemin's homework out of his bag. "Let's start with Lesson One."
"You're evil." Jaemin wrapped his arms around you, making your heart race faster. You hoped Jaemin couldn't hear your heart pounding out of your chest, his head dangerously close to your heart.
You pushed him off you. "Hey, I don't have to be here."
"Fine, fine." Jaemin rolled his eyes. "You don't really like me, do you?"
"Don't be stupid, I wouldn't be here if I didn't think we were friends." You scoffed. "I just don't want you to fail."
"That's true…" Jaemin sitting up properly. "Do you want something to eat or drink? When are you leaving?"
"If you cook me dinner, I'll stay until your parents get home." You suggested. 
"Sounds great." Jaemin scooted his chair up to you, his thigh touching yours. You felt like you could faint at any second, your shoulders touching.
"Okay, should we actually start studying?" You tried to ignore the way his hand touched yours as he copied your notes, or the way his thigh rubbed against yours as he bounced his leg up and down.
"I thought you knew I didn't really want to study." Jaemin whined, suddenly grabbing you by your waist. "Can't we just watch a movie and hang out?"
"Ugh, I guess we can for an hour, we'd still have around 3 hours left… oh, and an hour for dinner… You're lucky that finals week isn't for 3 more weeks." You pondered the pros and cons of taking a break, then finally realizing how stressed out you actually were.
Jaemin pushed to sit closer to you than he already was, his arm around your shoulders, your head naturally falling onto his shoulder. "What should we do?"
"Anything." You scoffed. "I mean, we'll end up talking anyways."
"Speaking of talking… Why did you agree to help me?" Jaemin faced you, giving you direct eye contact.
You sighed, removing Jaemin's arm off you. "Why do you think I did?"
"You… We…" Jaemin mumbled, trying to think of anything.
"You're lucky you're pretty." You scoffed.
"You think I'm pretty?" Jaemin wrapped both arms around you, squeezing you and forcing you onto his lap.
"Can we just do our homework?" You groaned, not 100% knowing how to feel.
"Fine…" 
The rest of the night was spent with Jaemin's clinginess never really stopping, his scent and warmth never leaving your side.
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"There you are!" Jaemin called after you as you entered your classroom.
"What…" You groaned, feeling like Jaemin forcing you to stay with him this entire week.
And he did, every single day he'd sit in front of you.
But this time, it was different.
Another girl was sitting in the seat you sit in, Jaemin sitting in front of her, facing her.
You felt like your heart shattered into a million pieces. Like your boyfriend cheated on you… But he wasn't yours. You thought he liked you. You rationalized your emotions, his friendliness had to have meant he liked you, right? A veil lifted from over your eyes as you realized he treats everyone the way he treated you. It was just the fact that this week, it was you. You were the girl he played around with this week.
You bit your lip and went up to him. "Oh, hi Jaemin! And you're Haeun, right?"
She nodded, looking you in the eye. Her cheeks were bright red, visible even under her concealer, the way she leaned in to talk to Jaemin similar to the way you did just a few days ago.
"Hi!" He grabbed your waist and pulled you close to him, his head on your stomach. "Are you coming to my house tonight?"
"I don't know… It's Friday, don't you have plans?" You tried to get Jaemin off you, looking at Haeun.
"Actually, Jaemin, I was going to ask you if you wanted to hang out tonight…" Haeun smiled at Jaemin.
"Oh… well, you couldn't have known this, but she and I actually have a thing…" Jaemin smiled back at her.
"We really just study together…" You mumbled, trying to make it not seem like a big thing.
"Oh." Haeun stood up. "I'll just get back to my seat then."
"Wait, Haeun…" Jaemin called after her. "What's she upset about?" Jaemin looked up at you.
"You're so… dumb." You scoffed, tossing your bag down and taking your seat.
"Well? Tell me!" Jaemin pouted.
You rolled your eyes, questioning if Jaemin was stringing you along or if he likes you at all. "She likes you. Can't you see it?"
"Uh… no." Jaemin laughed, grabbing your arm from across the desk.
You felt like your world was suddenly shattering all over again. Realizing he would never like you unless you told him plainly, you had to think of a plan to ask him out…
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"That's… wild." You looked at the practice sheet Jaemin finished. "You actually got all of them right?"
"You don't have to look so surprised!" Jaemin leaned on your shoulder.
"Wow, I might actually have to give you a present!" You gave Jaemin a hug. "Did you cheat?"
"Oh, shut up!" Jaemin scoffed. "I tried so hard!"
You laughed, Jaemin's hand in yours. "What do you want?"
"A kiss?" Jaemin did a kissing motion with his lips.
You kissed his cheek, your hand on his shoulder, hugging him. "Is that good enough?"
"No." Jaemin leaned in, kissing your lips. 
You could taste the peppermint candy on his lips and his soft hair in between your fingers. It was perfect, you couldn't have asked for a better kiss, or a better man…
But something was heavy on your mind.
"Jaemin." You pulled away. "What about Haeun?"
"Sh…" His head fell onto your shoulder, his lips close to your neck, breath tickling you. "Don't worry. Now, you've never been in my bedroom, right?"
And just like that, you were on Jaemin's bed, his tongue swirling around your mouth, your shirt pulled up, Jaemin's hands fiddling with your bra, removing it.
"You're so pretty." Jaemin breathed into your ear. "So, so pretty."
"You're so wet… Have you been dreaming about this day like I have?" Jaemin rubbed your clit, fingers slowly going inside you with an embarrassingly loud squelching sound.
You couldn't handle the tension anymore, deciding you wanted to really show Jaemin how much you like him. "Put it inside me." You looked him in the eye, cradling his head in your hands. "Do it."
"No foreplay?" Jaemin slid his belt off, unzipping his pants. "If that's what you want…" You stared at his cock, precum dripping, rock hard in his hands.
"I'm sure, I want you…" You pulled your panties off, tucking your knees to your chest.
"Stop teasing me, Jaemin…" You cried out, covering your face with your hands as your thighs shook from all the teasing.
Jaemin pushed your hands away to give you one last kiss on your lips before sliding his tip inside you. "Good girl, you take it so well."
"I can take it all." You cried out, not quite feeling full yet.
His lips made their way back to your lips to muffle your screams as he shoved the rest of his length into you. You began to love the taste of peppermint on your tongue as Jaemin kept his lips on yours as he thrusted into you, his whiny breaths escaping onto your tongue, your own moans muffled as well. You grabbed his silky hair, pulling it as he sped up.
He pulled away a second to bite into your neck, leaving bitemarks and hickeys on your skin. 
"Jaemin…" You whined, about to tell him to stop, but ending up not speaking. You figured that this was the way it was always going to be, that Jaemin would always leave you marked up… "Harder."
"Of course." His teeth sank into your skin deeper, fingers circling on your clit.
You felt so overpowered, overstimulated, overused. You almost felt like you were dick-drunk. You had to have been crazy, the way your eyes rolled back and drool trickled out of your mouth. It felt almost too good, like Jaemin was drugging the candies he gave you. So, unnaturally good, to the point your thighs were shaking as they wrapped around Jaemin's waist and your arms kept Jaemin's body close to yours.
"Baby…" Jaemin brought you down to earth. "I'm cumming."
And you felt yourself reach your own high. You almost felt numb, sweaty but shaking, crying but with a smile on your face. Your womb felt warm, full of cum, Jaemin's cum, and it made you so happy you could cry all over again. 
"I love you, Jaemin." You choked out.
He pulled out, sitting on the bed next to you. "My bathroom's over there… If you want to take a shower."
You figured Jaemin didn't hear you… Or maybe it was too soon. You grabbed Jaemin's hand. "Hold me." 
You pulled the sheets over your body, debating if you should stay or not. You knew that if he loved you, he wouldn't have done that… You grabbed your stuff, getting dressed.
"I'm…" Jaemin stood up. "I'm going to go shower, if you don't want to."
You felt like you got slapped in the face. "Jaemin."
He ignored you, going into the bathroom. You heard the water start running.
And you walked home.
With every step you took, you felt Jaemin's cum pooling into your panties, hot and sticky. When you got home, you immediately threw your clothes into the washing machine, just washing that one outfit. You sat on the floor, the vibration of the machine on your back, feeling so dirty, violated, blindsided.
You pulled yourself together, forcing yourself to believe that Jaemin would never hurt you, that he just didn't know how to react… Anything other than this.
The weekend came and went without a text from Jaemin.
And the school week started.
The marks on your neck never faded, and you didn't bother to cover them. 
You opened the door to your classroom, and you felt all eyes shift to you.
Haeun was in the seat you typically sat in, with Jaemin in front of her, and peppermint candy in her mouth.
Alt Ending
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thelov3lybookworm · 1 year
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You Deserve Better (epilogue)
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7
a/n: Thanks to everyone who followed along with this series. It has been a journey. Anyways, this one is pure fluff. And azzie got his happy ending too, what more could I ask for.
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3½ years later.
As Althea entered the living room, she wondered what the kids and her husband were doing. Hopefully not getting into any trouble. But by the sounds of their screams and squeals, she wasn't really sure about that. Silas, her cat, was nowhere to be seen as well.
She smiled. Silas had become somewhat of a mother hen the moment Althea's sons were born, always keeping an eye on them, even though he was really young himself.
As she stepped out onto the porch, she found the source of all the squealing.
Aidan, the older of the two, and Kaden, the younger one, were stumbling around in the snow, Casteel chasing after them and pretending to lag behind. They looked absolutely adorable, with the kids' faces barely visible through their heavy jacket that came up to their jaws, a knitted hat on their head and gloves on their hand. She wanted to just pick them up and squeeze them.
Then Casteel glanced at Thea and grinned, before picking the kids up, their legs kicking around. Casteel murmured something in their ears, making them look at Althea and giggle. She knew why. She had told them to not play in the snow, because they could get sick. But of course no one listened.
They began running towards her as soon as Cas set them down. She settled on the edge of the porch next to Silas, who was lazily staring at the boys. Aidan reached her first, throwing his tiny hands around her neck, nearly making her tumble back from the force.
"Sorry mama! We wanted to play with daddy."
She just pecked his nose when he pulled away, before running back towards his father. Kaden was a little less enthusiastic in his endeavours. Walking up to her and smiling.
"Mama? Can we make a snowman? You promised me." He asked, standing between her legs, a hopeful look in his eyes.
He was the the calm one, where Aidan was the talkative one. Both of them were talkative when alone with their parents, but when out, they would only talk when spoken to. But even then, Kaden would try to hide behind his parents when Aidan would blabbering about anything he could think of.
And despite being the complete opposite in everything, they were the best of friends.
"Hmm. We could make one... but don't you want to wait for Nyxie?"
"He's coming?!"
"Yes." She smiled. "Uncle Rhysie told me they were coming here today."
He gasped and ran off to where Aidan was trying to throw snowballs on Casteel which were disintegrating before they were even out of his tiny hand. He paused, turning to Kaden, and a yay was heard.
The three of them continued playing there, Althea occasionally chiming in to help the kids attack their father, but otherwise just running her fingers through Silas's fur, who purred.
Soon, the Inner Circle started appearing outside the barrier, and, as predicted the kids started running towards their cousin Nyx. As Rhys picked up Aidan who had run upto him, Cassian grabbed Kaden, who was lingering back by Nyx's side. He laughed, walking up to Althea with the child squirming in his arms, giggling.
Althea hugged her Cassie before turning to Rhys, and then, Azriel. He hugged her as well, smiling. Then, Gwyn, his wife, also hugged Althea. As the family finished their reunion, Kaden again started begging to build a snowman.
"Ask uncle Cassie. He is the best at making a snowman." She crouched next to him.
"How do you know?" Rhys narrowed his eyes. Althea and Cassian shared a knowing grin, beginning to gather snow for the snowman along with the kids.
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"Hey, psst, Thea!" Thea looked up from the paper that she was drawing on. Cassie stood in the doorway to his room. He motioned for her to come in, which she did, though suspicious. It was nighttime, and soon her mother would come to tell her to go to bed.
"What?" She asked as he closed the door behind her. He crouched in front of her, whispering.
"I want you to listen and only speak when I'm done, okay?" When she nodded, he continued, "So you know how Rhysie, Azzie and I do a snowball fight right? We're going to be doing that in a few hours. Okay? And i want you to help me by hiding and making snow balls for me. I'll give you candies."
"Candies are not enough."
"Then what do you want?" When she shrugged, he sighed. He thought for a few moments before speaking."I will take you on a trip to the biggest mountain nearby."
Althea pretended to think, even though inside she was giddy. She had wanted to go to a mountain, but her mother wouldn't allow it. There was one more thing that she wasn't allowed to do though. "That, and you'll also have to play with me in the snow as well as build a snowman. Only then will I agree."
Cassian frowned. She shrugged and turned around. When he caught her shoulder to stop her from leaving, she grinned as she knew she had won. "Your mother is going to kill me, but fine. But you can't tell anyone about this, though." She nodded eagerly, Cassian sighing and opening the door for her.
The next morning she was woken up by Cassian shaking her. He had an hour atleast till the other boys woke and came down to play. They would start in advance.
Soon enough, they started playing, and, as expected, Cassian won. A few hours later, after lunch, Cassian took Althea to the mountain, making the excuse that they'll 'just be flying around the place' when Althea's mother asked about it.
The whole day they played in snow and made snowmen on the mountain. Sliding around on the ice and laughing like maniacs. Cassie even built a makeshift castle for Althea and gave her a stick to attack him with, him being the monster that was trying to conquer her kingdom.
When they returned, they didn't answer any questions asked.
It's safe to say that Cassian won for over a decade with Althea's help and then flew her to a secluded place, letting her do anything she wanted to do and the things that her mother wouldn't allow her to.
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Althea grinned as the kids jumped around in happiness, now declaring they wanted their own different snowman.
Cassian and Althea made their way back to the front porch where the Inner Circle was sitting Rhys and Azriel fuming, Gwyn and Feyre shaking their heads. Nesta had Silas lounging on her lap, right next to her swollen belly.
"I always wondered how he improved from being a shitty player so much that he won for straight fifteen years." Azriel muttered.
"Hey!" Cassian shoved his shoulder.
They soon went into the warmth of the house to drink some hot chocolate and rest.
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symphonic-scream · 8 months
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I should elaborate on that new au, huh? It's my like 3rd medieval and/or fantasy au. So. Let's talk about it
So, it's more medieval than fantasy. Takes place in the kingdom of uh, insert name. People have been born there with magic for centuries, about every 1 in 7 has the potential for magic. All magic is cast by verbal spells too
Anyways. A few years back, a new King took the throne, and started a mad "witch" hunt for magic users, claiming a conspiracy that killed the last king, placing blame primarily on the former advisor, and the rest of the library staff. His son becomes crown prince, and people born with magic are no longer common, they're hidden or imprisoned
Psst. Hey. Shido killed the king and blamed magic cause he had his magic son do it. Shocker, if you know the plot of P5, I know
Anyways people keep dying via magic, and the King blames people who get in his way. One of which is a teen named Akira, new to the land from a smaller farm town within the kingdom. Rather than be captured he loses the knights in the dense forest nearby and comes across a cabin
He's assumed dead, but instead he's taken in by a magic talking cat who wants to get back at the king, claiming he had him turned to a cat. So, with a mask and cloak, he returns to the city and reveals the truth bit by bit
Gradually he's joined by other teammates! Like Ryuji, a young delivery boy framed alongside his best friend, a dancer named Ann. They help bring the first perpetrator to light, a Castle Perimeter Guard named Kamoshida
Then, an artist named Yusuke. His own mentor threw him under the bus, also claiming the portraits Yusuke painted were his own to spit on the salty wound or whatever. So Yusuke joins in, having inherited magic from his mother
Then, Yusuke reveals his mother was one of the staff framed for the death of the former King, Igor. His mother, the chief advisor Wakaba, and the archivist were all executed publicly, and Yusuke suggests they try to find their children before they too are framed
In the time it takes them to find the name of the Archivist and try to track down one of her two daughters, one is already being framed.
Surprise it's Makoto! Sae doesn't have magic, and is Shido's advisor, having passed a test where she read a basic spell. It was believed that the younger sister didn't have magic since typically the eldest inherited it, so she was allowed to work as a royal guard
Specifically the Lady engaged to the Prince, daughter of Duke Okumura.
Makoto reveals her magic to others in a tense moment where she saves the Lady, and runs that night, before she can be caught. She runs into the Phantoms by chance, and agrees to help them retrieve her mother's hidden spell books from within the castle library, and search for the daughter of the old advisor
That's Futaba. She's been hiding in the walls of the castle, and has been wanted or assumed dead the whole time. They stumble upon her when they enter the secret addition to the library and find just. A hermit room
Futaba: ...Uhm. boo?
They get her out of there and into their forest hut and try to work out their plan to take down the king when the castle erupts into minor chaos. Duke Okumura tries to convince everyone that the King is responsible for all those deaths, trying for the throne, only to have him and his daughter brought before council for a traitor's magic test
He passes. When Haru utters the phrase, they're all surprised when her palms grow damp, and water slowly sprouts to soak the floor. The deaths her father tried to pin on the King, that he ordered, are pinned on his daughter (and himself)
The Phantoms arrive to break her out the night before she's due for execution, and she joins their final plans to take down the king.
They have to go through the Prince, and watch as the King finishes him off himself. Then they take him down, and once Shido is dead, Morgana returns to his human form, that of the missing son of the last king, Igor
So. He's king.
Anyways ships for this would be akeshu (not endgame. Since. Goro fucking dies.), RyuKita, ShihoAnn, and my go to, the ever amazing, Okujima.
Anyways. Yeah. What do y'all think?
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olympeline · 8 months
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A few headcanons for Hetalia Scotland:
Is Alisdair a canon name? If it’s not, idc. It’s a good one 👍 If all the brothers are Kirkland then I like to think it was Scot’s surname first. England (and Wales by extension) took it when the Scottish James I became king of England and so formed the United Kingdom. That all his little(?) brothers took his name is definitely a feather in Scot’s cap.
No one knows if he or Wales is the oldest brother, including Scotland and Wales themselves. The first time they happened to cross paths during their wandering around Great Britain, they each saw another boy who looked the same age. Scotland insists he is the elder brother, Wales disagrees but more quietly.
Scotland has a favourite city out of Glasgow and Edinburgh. But he’s not going to start a civil war in his country by telling anyone which it is! (Psst, it’s Glasgow)
The Auld Alliance was a fiery, passionate affair between Scotland and France. The kind that was pure, mutual lust at first sight and got physical very quickly. Like, “we just met for the first time while our bosses hammer out details and now we’re banging against the wall in the antechamber” quickly. Sexy, sophisticated, continental France vs. wilder, rougher Scotland was just what the doctor ordered for both of them. Unfortunately, it didn’t really last. That kind of white hot, burning hunger never does. It didn’t help that a significant chunk of the non-physical part of their bond was built on their mutual hatred of England. You can’t build a long term love on something like that. Once Scotland’s relationship with his little brother started to improve, his affair with France simultaneously cooled. These days they’re better off as friends. Scot recalls their relationship more fondly and feels more wistful than France does.
And yes, that Scotland was eventually replaced by England as France’s soulmate does make his complicated feelings towards England even more strained. Thank ye for asking *Sound of Scottie teeth grinding*
Scotland holds his liquor best out of all his brothers and can drink most of Europe under the table. Only true heavyweights like Russia and the Balkans give him a run for his money
Like all the UK bros, Scotland has magic and can see magical creatures. Vistors to his country are often surprised to learn that Scot’s favourite isn’t the famous Nessie (though he is very fond of her) but rather his herd of unicorns. Hunted nearly to extinction in the rest of the UK, the unicorn’s last stronghold is up in Scotland. During one of their many wars, England slew Scotland’s oldest and most beloved unicorn (“The Lion and the Unicorn were fighting for the crown…”) and took its alicorn back to London. Even after the unification and a regretful England returning it, Scotland is still bitter.
Yes, Scotland does play the bagpipes. Yes, he’s very good at it. When he plays and Wales sings, it’s really something to behold…er, listen to
What’s Scotland’s least favourite thing about his home? The rain? The cold? No, you fool! The midges. Dear GOD the midges. Eat you alive in summer they will!
Scotland’s cooking makes the rest of his brothers look almost competent by comparison. He has the dubious honour of making both some of the most unappetising food (haggis!) and also the most unhealthy. Everything battered, deep fried, and washed down with fifty cans of drink so stiff with sugar it would make America blush. What’s not to love? Diabetes. Diabetes is not to love. Scot’s bosses have been on a health kick lately but their nation is as stubborn as any of the UK bros and it’s not easy persuading him to change his ways
Scotland wears his kilt like a true Scot: nothing below and god help ye if there’s a headwind 🍆
Britainya (aka Britain cat) was born in Scotland but doesn’t like spending much time there because of the climate. He still comes to visit Scotland in the summer, though. His favourite place to sleep is on Scotland’s feet. Keeping his toes warm like a living heater
Scotland is very proud that he was able to hold off Grandpa Rome and stop the Romans ever getting a real foothold on his turf. Though that pride is complicated by feelings of guilt that he couldn’t protect his little brothers. Even if they were enemies at the time, it still chafes Scot that part of their isle was occupied for hundreds of years. Seeing England and, to a lesser extent, Wales under Grandpa Rome’s boot and watching them be Romanised was painful
And yes, let’s talk about that elephant lion in the room: England. England, England, England. The golden child of the UK bros that Scotland can’t get away from or ignore no matter how hard he tries. To say Scot’s feelings towards his baby bro are complicated is an understatement. He’s so proud of what they achieved together, but wishes he could claim more of the credit. He feels guilt for not driving the Romans out of Britain, but a small, hateful part still gloats that only he could stop the invaders in their tracks. He’s glad they’re on better terms these days, but resents that the unification has eclipsed him so much in the eyes of the world. He knows in his heart of hearts that his relationship with France was never meant to last, but seeing France with England hurts him even so. Scotland was the older brother, not England. It should have been him. It all should have been him
Scottie has a lot of Nordic in him and gets on well with the Scandis. He could probably make a good case for being one of them, but nothing’s come of it yet. Estonia is very jelly
His favourite food is scotch eggs. His favourite drink is irn bru in the day and good old Scotch whisky at night
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Script to Screen comparison: Episode 3 – Hard Times P1 – large changes and deletions
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Standard Intro
Having followed the episodes through with the Script Book, I've tried to break the differences between the original script and the end result on screen into a couple of different categories:
Large changes (whole scenes/multiple lines of script).
Things that are in the original script but not in the finished episode (I'm calling these deletions). This blog post will cover these and large changes only (for brevity) – additions and amendments will be covered separately.
Things that aren't in the original script but are in the finished episode (I'm calling these additions).
Things that have been changed (I'm calling these ones amendments).
Not all of the changes fit neatly into one category or the other (there are shades of grey...). The first three of the differences will be presented within bullet lists, with a description. The last of the categories will be presented in a table. I'll make comments about anything I find particularly notable after each category.
Large Changes
The first shot we see of this episode was originally intended to be a shot of gates swinging closed with Aziraphale clapping his hands together “in a ‘job well done’ gesture”.
There are some lines between Aziraphale and Crowley about making small talk and an interaction with a wine cup (in Rome) that have been cut.
There’s a chunk of conversation about the reasons that Crowley and Aziraphale are in Rome (clarification that he’s there to tempt Emperor Caligula and influencing Nero, respectively) that are missing from the finished episode.
Crowley was originally meant to interrupt Aziraphale (“Hold on”) but this line was reallocated to Shakespeare to deliver to Burbage.
There were some extra lines and scene setting around the Nazi payment for Aziraphale’s services that have been cut.
Scene 316 (showing the Bentley driving away in 1967) is missing.
The super-fast episode montage and repeat shot of Aziraphale’s shocked face that we saw at the end of the previous episode are additional elements for the episode, and not mentioned in the script.
There are quite a few changes to the components and flow of scenes 319-321:
Adam was originally supposed to be walking down a road (rather than through a field).
The ENORMOUS, GRUMPY ORANGE CAT was scripted to taunt Dog in a home-movie style clip (rather than be, largely, minding its own business).
God’s voiceover mention of Dog trying to frighten the cat with a growl is missing.
There are some extra lines of dialogue from Anathema in the finished episode (the ones we hear her screaming out-of-shot) that were not in the original script.
Adam originally knew the name of the cottage he was headed to.
Anathema was supposed to be sitting in the garden when Adam arrived.
Adam was scripted to announce his presence to Anathema with a “Psst!”, instead of the more compassionate line we see in the show.
Adam was supposed to be hanging from a tree (upside down) during his conversation with Anathema.
Adam asking Anathema if she had been caught by the witch is missing from the finished episode.
Anathema was scripted to smile at Adam during the initial part of their conversation.
There’s an additional line from Anathema in the show where she tells Adam she’s fine (despite that obviously not being the case).
Anathema was supposed to recognise Adam as being the boy she met in Hogback Woods the day before.
Anathema originally said she lost “a” book (not “my” as we hear in the finished episode).
The section of this scene before Adam tells his story about a book he wrote was meant to conclude with him climbing out of the tree.
Scene 322 (showing Newt in Shadwell’s flat) has largely been replaced with the contents of scene 336 (showing Newt examining Adultery Pulsifer’s hat, and the computer-generated sequence showing the staffing hierarchy of the Witchfinder Army). The repositioned scene 336 appears with some difference to the graphic and a trimming of God’s voiceover speech, detailing further levels of the organisational structure.
Scene 323 (showing Newt answering a telephone call that was clearly intended for Madame Tracy, and a conversation between the two of them about computers) has been cut.
There are a couple of lines from Michael and Sandalphon about smiting enemies that are missing from the finished episode.
Scene 329 (showing Aziraphale leaving Heaven after his meeting with the archangels) has been cut.
Scene 333 (showing Anathema observing auras in Tadfield) has been repositioned to follow the conversation between Aziraphale and the archangels (it was originally supposed to follow the discussion between Gabriel and the others about Aziraphale).
There are a couple of lines between Anathema and R.P. Tyler about what he thinks about her (“we don’t need your kind here”) that have been cut.
Scene 330 (the discussion between Gabriel and the others about Aziraphale) has been repositioned to follow the confrontation between Anathema and R.P. Tyler.
Scene 334 (showing the background and variety to Madame Tracy’s work) has been cut.
The content of scene 322 (showing Newt looking at headlines) has been repositioned to follow the newly reposition 330.
There are a few lines from Aziraphale (during his telephone conversation with Shadwell) about Colonel Green’s leg injury that are missing from the finished episode.
Scene 171 (introducing Famine from episode 1) has been repositioned to follow scene 336 (the conversation between Newt and Shadwell about weather phenomena).
The waiter was originally supposed to give Frannie the balloon, which she questioned. The waiter popping the balloon and wafting it in her face is something that was changed for the finished episode.
A large chunk of Famine’s introduction scene (showing a starving supermodel fangirling over “Doctor Raven Sable”) has been cut.
Frannie was scripted to start fussing over a tablet on Famine’s orders. This and Famine’s instruction to fire Elvis, which both appeared at the end of the burger restaurant scene, are missing.
Scenes 340-342, showing Crowley prowling around his flat (trying to sleep) have all been cut.
The location for scene 346 (the bandstand scene) was supposed to be by the duck pond in St. James’s Park.
There are chunks of the telephone conversation between Hortense and the Station Manager that are missing.
A handful of lines between Smythe and the Station Manager about background radiation are missing.
This episode was really interesting to do a script-to-screen comparison on because it’s very much a “game of two halves”, in more ways that one. As far as storyline goes, we obviously have the first half of the episode consisting entirely of backstory for Crowley and Aziraphale. Those scenes were also specifically written for the series for flow and consistency purposes – they never appeared in the book, in any guise. What’s also interesting about them is the scarcity of changes that are evident between their script and screen versions. The same can be said about the bandstand scene – it was written specifically for the screen and is almost verbatim as it was originally written in the script (with the exception of its location, which I understand was due to filming restrictions in St. James’s Park). Once we enter the current timeline, changes of all kinds start to occur frequently, and there are some pretty large changes, particularly to the scenes filmed in Shadwell’s flat, none of which look anything like they did in the original script. The scene between Anathema and Adam outside her cottage took a fair beating too, and the scenes around the power station have been significantly trimmed.
The end result of all these trimmings appears to be an episode that flows much more successfully, telling the story in a more smooth and succinct manner, and the addition of the montage after the credit and repeat shot of Aziraphale’s face is a brilliant addition to bring us back to the “present” of the storyline after over twenty minutes of historical flashbacks. I think the only thing I’m sorry about is losing the scene of Crowley trying to sleep (“by lying on the bed, on the wall, then on the ceiling”), but in truth I’m not sure what purpose it would serve to the good – it actually feels like it might have made the audience more aware of his demonic nature, which I don’t think we were supposed to be doing.
Deletions
Aziraphale saying “Hello” to God.
A few sentences from Aziraphale to Crowley about why he shouldn’t tell him Heaven’s plan for the great flood (because he’s a demon).
Aziraphale making an excuse for the plan to wipe out the human race because he’s been assured it won’t happen again.
Aziraphale wincing at the hammer blows at the beginning of the crucifixion of Christ.
Crowley wincing at the hammer blows at Christ’s crucifixion.
Crowley asking what it was that Jesus did again when speaking to Aziraphale at the crucifixion.
Aziraphale struggling up a hill to meet the Black Knight.
Oyster woman at the Globe offering two other food choices (kippers and grapes).
Aziraphale offering Crowley a grape when he arrives at the Globe.
Burbage giving Aziraphale a thumbs up gesture after the angel heckles him during a speech.
Crowley talking about the kind of horse he’s usually expected to ride (“big black jobs. With flashing eyes”).
A romantic description of Aziraphale’s visit to Madame Guillotine from Executioner Jean-Claude.
A line from Aziraphale about his needing to complete paperwork if he’s discorporated.
Crowley’s explanation that he is in Paris to find out what exactly he has been commended for.
Aziraphale’s assumption that the Reign of Terror has in fact been Crowley’s work.
Crowley’s explanation of the consequences for displeasing Hell (having Hastur lo Ligur sent after you).
Crowley shaking his head in disbelief on the exit of Executioner Jean-Claude.
Crowley feeding the ducks in St. James’s Park.
The identification of the shoes that Crowley wears in the church to be made of snakeskin.
Crowley instructing Shadwell to close the door after he enters the backroom in The Dirty Donkey.
Crowley’s specification of the currency of payment (pounds).
Spike’s comment about the money for the church job being good
A line from Shadwell about his being inducted into the Witchfinder Army.
Shadwell telling Crowley that the Witchfinder Army could be his “eyes and ears”.
Crowley’s line to Aziraphale about him having voiced his thoughts about the holy water originally contained the word “already”.
A chunk of scene setting (showing a bunch of notes, maps, and charts, all arranged on a wall in the bookshop) prior to Aziraphale’s self-encouragement talk
A couple of lines that Aziraphale says to himself (before practising his speech to Gabriel) trying to inject some enthusiasm into his spirit
A few lines from Anathema claiming that Crowley and Aziraphale were looking for Tadfield Manor when she ran into them (almost literally).
A line from Anathema about something being wrong with Adam’s eyes, said to him right before they enter Jasmine Cottage.
Adam saying that Dog usually does what he’s told straight away.
Shadwell a) having a cup of tea in the café meeting with Crowley and b) tipping an entire bowl of sugar into it.
Anathema telling Adam he’s in “great shape” when they find out she can’t see his aura.
Aziraphale naming the nationality of the ambassador responsible for the Antichrist’s care in his meeting with Heaven.
Aziraphale apologising to Gabriel when he’s dismissed.
Shadwell’s emphasis that Aziraphale sent money for Witchfinder Major Milkbottle’s family (“the money you sent”).
A line from Shadwell about collecting Aziraphale’s annual dues.
Newt coughing and trying to open a window in Shadwell’s flat.
Newt addressing Shadwell by his title when trying to convince him that perfect weather is indeed a phenomenon.
Famine smiling at the end of the scene in the New York restaurant.
A piece of paper blowing past the front of the burger restaurant.
Shots of Chow being cooked.
Frannie presenting a waitress with the Chow “meal” on a tray.
Famine noticing Elvis and commenting on his presence (“That man…”).
A shot of Famine signing his name on the delivery paperwork.
Famine giving Lesley a tip.
A shot of Crowley looking back at Aziraphale and then up at the “beautiful starry sky” when the angel calls him back to the bandstand.
A mouthed line from the sex worker to the minister about being on the clock.
A line from Smythe where he spots the object at the bottom of the reactor.
Buddy Holly’s “Everyday” leading us into the credits.
I can see why most of these things were cut from the finished episode, and mostly it’s because they don’t give anything  to the story that we don’t get in other places (such as Newt trying to open a window in Shadwell’s flat – we already know the place is an abominable shit tip), or they simply don’t serve any purpose at all (like the shots of Chow being cooked). There are two of these things that actually didn’t make any sense in the first place: firstly, Anathema’s comment about Crowley and Aziraphale looking for Tadfield Manor. They were leaving Tadfield Manor when they had their accident with her, so why would they be looking for it? We don’t hear them talking to Anathema about the Manor either, so as far as we’re aware, she’d have no reason to connect them to that place. The other is her line about Adam having something wrong with his eyes.
ADAM: Oh. That’s all right then. They head in to get lemonade. ANATHEMA: You’re thinking, nothing wrong with my eyes, aren’t you? HOLD on Dog. He’s not following them in. ADAM: Come on, you silly dog.
I included the surrounding lines from the script for context. Is it me, or does that line make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE WHATSOEVER? I just can’t get my head round it. Nothing prompts it, nothing reacts from it. It feels like there was supposed to be another line of something here but somebody forgot to put it in the script. It’s lack of purpose (or sense) is probably the reason we don’t hear it in the finished episode.
I think the only thing I miss off that whole list is the shot of Crowley looking back at Aziraphale and up at the sky when the angel tries to call him back to the bandstand. I feel like there’s an opportunity in those two tiny elements for a lot of sub-text, but I do understand the difficulties that they would have caused for shooting purposes (the whole scene would have to have been performed in full darkness for a start).
That’s it for this part. Additions and changes coming up in Part 2! As always, questions, comments, discussion: always welcome. See you in the next one!
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NOW HAVE ALASTOR AND HUSK HOLD THEIR NEWBORN-
YOU GOT IT BROSKI
Alastor
After a long and strenuous labor you finally have a bouncing baby boy. He's gorgeous and resembles his father so much. The same pale skin, red hair and pointed teeth. Good luck nursing him.
When Alastor holds him for the first time he's overwhelmed with emotion. He's been trusted to hold, feed and care for this tiny creature? He makes a promise to himself that nothing will happen to his child.
Husk
After 10 hours of painful labor you finally have a tiny baby girl. Husk insists on cleaning her, like cats do. He thinks she's beautiful.
When he holds her to clean her he can't deny the tears in his eyes. He has this tiny little girl to love, care for and protect. He knows he's going to cut down on his drinking and gambling habits for her sake. He loves her enough to do that, and he never does that.
(Psst you can change the genders if you want)
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spopsalt · 9 months
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Spop episode one rewrite
Fair warning, this is a very long post, here are some changes I made for people who are curious but do not want to read the whole thing 1. Made slight tweaks to Glimmer, Bow, Adora, and Catra's personalities 2. Emphasized the consequences and effects of war more 3. Added more dialogue and interactions 4. Catra is actually a good friend to Adora 5. Brought up Glimmer's dad, he will not be coming back in this rewrite. 6. Made it very clear that Adora and Catra are siblings 7. Kyle best boy is treated with respect Tell me if you have any suggestions! I am also unsure if I want to keep Adora single or have her date Glimmer, let me know what you think I should do in the comments! Rewrite under the cut
Adora woke up smiling, clinched her belt around her waist, put on her boots, and put her hair in a ponytail. She was a pretty girl, with blonde hair and pale blue eyes, she was around 17. She jumped out of bed and walked over to the bathroom, she brushed her teeth and looked over at a punching bag, it had a princess taped on it, she punched the bag without hesitation with a smug smirk "Hey princess, why are you looking at me?" she asked, talking to herself. She saluted the mirror, and did finger guns to it, giggling for being such a dork.
A voice over the pa boomed "All squadrons, report to the training area immediately for evaluation." She immediately went there and saw three other recruits, she was wondering where her sister was, she had dark brown hair, heterochromia with blue and yellow eyes, freckles, a tail, cat ears, claws, and a crimson headband. She looked around, where was she? She asked one of her other recruits "Psst. Hey, Lonnie where's Catra?" The recruit she had, an African American girl with brown hair shrugged her shoulder "I dunno." Adora sighed "This is the 5th time this week." She mumbled slightly frustrated. A horde commander walked back and forth, commanding them "At attention, cadets. Your simulation is about to begin. Here's your scenario. You'll be passing through the treacherous Whispering Woods to reach the heart of the rebel insurgency, Bright Moon." a blonde boy whimpered, Adora put her hand on his shoulder, smiling, she whispered, "We can do this, what's your name?" Kyle smiled a bit, feeling a little more relaxed "Kyle." He said, still slightly scared, Adora smiled, putting her fist up for a fist bump "Adora. Don't worry, there's no need to be scared, remember it's just a simulation. Either way, we can do this!" Kyle smiled and they bumped their fists, giggling, The horde commander eyed them, and towered over Adora, crossing their arms "Hey Adora. Where's Catra?" they asked annoyed "She'll be here! I promise!" Adora said, defending her sister once again.
They just narrowed their eyes "Mm-hmm. Sure. The Whispering Woods is full of princesses. Vicious, violent instigators. They will take you out if given the chance. Don't give it to them. Good luck, recruits." Adora put on her game face and walked into the training area. The rest of the recruits followed suit and Kyle gulped. Adora noticed this and put her hand on his shoulder "We can do this." She whispered encouraging him. He smiled meekly and a hologram of a purple princess appeared over them, Adora narrowed her eyes and everyone else was freaking out, and Kyle was about to run straight into danger, she grabbed the collar of Kyle's shirt "Be careful!" Adora said, Kyle sighed of relief "Thanks, Adora" Adora hurled an explosive "Follow me!" Adora yelled, the rest of the members following suit.
Kyle was hit and jolted back, Adora caught him, and X was on his chest plate. "Aww...first out again..." He complained, Lonnie narrowed her eyes at him "Great job Kyle, as usual." she said sarcastically. Adora narrowed her eyes at Lonnie and said "Don't be so harsh, he's trying his best, he lasted longer than he did last time!" Adora looked at Kyle and smiled "You'll get it next time." She encouraged, dusting him off. Kyle smiled meekly "I hope so..." Three princesses towered over them "Great Kyle! That's just great!" Lonnie snapped, Kyle frowned and looked down. "Watch it!" Adora yelled, slightly losing her temper "Everyone run!" everyone except Kyle followed Adora, putting their shields up, Adora, ever the overachiever, ran ahead of all of them.
Lonnie looked worried "Adora!" An alarm started beeping, and Adora looked around confused, and red hexagons glowed red under Adora's feet and a robotic orb shot up from the floor. The orb morphs into a four-legged robot. Adora runs at the robot with a saber. She pulls herself onto the robot's head and bashes its guns with her saber, sighing after she was done, believing she would be fine now, but then the robot sunk into the floor. Adora leaps off and flops onto the floor face-down. Someone strode past her and pushed the crackling robot into the floor. Adora raises her head and, sure enough, it was Catra, smiling smugly and pointing at the red symbol beneath Adora. Adora fell in and held onto a branch. Catra giggled, and looked down at her "Hey Adora, how's it hanging?" Catra teased, Adora rolled her eyes "Seriously Catra. Again? Showing up late and letting us do all the hard parts? That is low, even for you" Catra giggled "Awww, you know nothing's too low for me" Catra smirked and then reached out for Adora "Now come on! You look stupid hanging from there." Catra giggled. Adora smiled for herself and held Catra's hand, and Catra helped her up, smiling. The voice over the pa said "Training successfully completed." Catra smiled and ruffled Adora's hair "Not bad for you." She teased.
Adora smiled to herself and said "I wish I could say the same about you cat, letting us do all the hard parts again? Really?" Adora teased, giggling, Catra rolled her eyes and slightly pushed her sister "Pshh, you shouldn't complain when I swooped in to save your butt!" Catra defended, Adora rolled her eyes and smiled "I would've done fine without you cat." Catra smirked "Sureee because you were doing so fine, hanging from a branch" Catra giggled "It was a simulation cat." Adora said, walking out of the training area, ruffling her sister's hair. Catra ran after her "Wait for me!" Adora smiled "Last one out is a rotten egg!" Adora challenged, now running. Catra whined, giggling "Heyyyy no fair! You got a head start!" Adora got out first "Hah!" Adora said smugly, Catra rolled her eyes "You only won cause you cheated!' she giggled, pushing Adora lightly, Adora rolled her eyes "You're just a sore loser." Adora giggled.
Lonnie smiled, holding her hand up for a high five "Nice job girls." Lonnie said, Adora high-fived her "Thanks! You didn't do so bad yourself." Lonnie looked at Catra, still holding her hand up but Catra just glared at her hand, and Lonnie awkwardly put it down, she looked at Kyle "Hey, sorry for being a jerk Kyle, I was just stressed." Lonnie apologized, looking down "We're still good right?" Kyle smiled slightly "Yeah, It's fine." Catra smirked "You should've seen Adora's face! She was like, 'Aah, no! Betrayal'." Catra giggled, dramatically falling to the floor while Adora just rolled her eyes, hiding a smile, taking off her chest plate, "I can't believe you're so childish and immature- Oh my god is that a mouse!?" Adora dramatically gasped, Catra jolted up "Where!?" The rest of the cadets laughed and Adora asked "Are you ever gonna not fall for that?" Catra rolled her eyes "It was only once! Are you ever gonna let me live that down?" Adora giggled "Nope."
Shadow weaver, Adora and Catra's adoptive mom approached them, she had a red and black mask with a jewel on it, and a red and black gown. "Adora, you have done well, you have completed the course in record time, I have high expectations for you, and you never let me down." Adora smiled a bit and said "Oh well, Catra completed it at the same time as me, she actually helped me." Shadow Weaver glared at Catra "Oh Adora, you don't have to always defend her. She is simply unmotivated, that isn't your fault." Catra glared "You're also sooo supportive aren't you Shadow Weaver?" Catra snarked. Shadow Weaver glared at Catra, towering over her "Silence! Insolent child. You're lucky Adora is fond of you. I would dread to know what would've happened if she wasn't." Adora looked down and gulped, rubbing her arm, and Catra gulped, and looked down, frowning "Sorry Shadow Weaver...it won't happen again." Catra apologized. "Good." Shadow Weaver said, she looked at Adora "Walk with me." Adora put her hand on Catra's shoulder "Are you o-" Shadow Weaver glared at her "Adora." Adora quickly stopped "We'll talk later." Adora said to Catra.
Adora began following Shadow Weaver. They walked down the hallway, it was an awkward silence before Shadow Weaver spoke "Lord Hordak has been watching you. He thinks you are a fine candidate for Force Captain." Adora smiled "Really!? Me!? That's- wow! Haha! I've been dreaming of this moment but I didn't think I would- " Adora stopped herself and took deep breaths to calm herself "That's a high praise. I am honored." Adora said, trying her best to hide her smile. Shadow Weaver nodded "It is. In fact, he sees such great promise in you. That, he has elected you the honor of leading a squadron in the invasion of the rebel Fortress of Thaymor." Adora's eyes widened and she smiled uncontrollably, but then cleared her throat and put her game face back on "This is a big honor. I am honored that I have been chosen to see active duty." Shadow Weaver continued "Exactly." Shadow Weaver held out the green force captain badge "This is your chance to prove yourself." Adora squealed quietly and took her badge quickly, putting it on her shirt. "My team will come along as well right?" Adora asked. Shadow Weaver shook her head "No, they are not yet ready."
Adora widened her eyes "But- but Catra will come at least right? She has been working ha-" Shadow Weaver cut her off "She is unmotivated. She is not worthy." Adora frowned "But-" Shadow Weaver continued "Isn't this what you have always wanted since you were old enough to want anything?" Adora nodded "Yes. I understand. Thank you for this opportunity." Adora said, bowing slightly and going back to the porch where she and Catra hanging out, putting her elbows on the balcony, sighing, wondering what she will tell Catra. Looking over the fright zone.
Somewhere not too far away, a girl with pink hair is shown in a white castle, complaining to her mom "Mom you can't expect me to just stand around while the horde takes over our land! I want to help! Let me help!" The mom shook her head "No, you are too young." the girl narrowed her eyes "I'm 17! I can help! Please let me help!" she begged, she narrowed her eyes "Glimmer. I told you no. I already lost your father in this war, I won't lose you too!" Glimmer gasped, tears appearing at the corner of her eyes, she quickly wiped them away and continued "Mom-" she interrupted her "I am only protecting you." Glimmer snapped "I'm not a child anymore! Let me do this! I won't stand idly by while another city gets taken over by the horde! I won't let anyone lose someone close to them! You have to let me help!" The mom narrowed her eyes "I said no." Glimmer continued "Dad would want me to-" The mom snapped "You're grounded Glimmer! Room. Now!" Glimmer went to her room and sat on her bed, crying softly.
Adora was still looking out at the fright zone, and Catra jumped on her "Adora! I was looking for you everywhere! What did Shadow Weaver say?" Her eyes focused on her badge, as she took it off of Adora's red jacket "Huh? What's this..? Force captain!? You got promoted!? Adora this is awesome! I'm so happy for you! Just imagine the two of us defending the horde! The two of us conquering the world!" Catra smiled, while Adora frowned "Catra..It won't be the two of us." Catra looked crestfallen, "What do you mean..?" Adora sighed "Catra...it's...it's just me..." Catra looked down, frowning but then quickly shook her head and smiled "I...that's..." she sighed "That doesn't matter...I'm really happy for you Adora.." Catra insisted, with a sad smile "So...I guess you'll be gone for most of the day on missions huh..?" Catra asked.
Adora said "I wish I didn't have to...I can quit if you wa-" Catra shook her head "No, don't do that idiot, I won't forgive you if you do that, you'll be a great force captain, do your best okay? I won't forgive you if you don't. I just...wanna know what's outside of the fright zone..." Adora looked down "Y'know...how about we go together?" Adora asked, Catra moved back "Huh? How-" Adora jingled some keys "I've got the keys to the skiffs" Catra blinked in surprise "Adora! You idiot! Don't you dare!" Catra commanded, lightly pushing Adora "If Shadow Weaver knew-" Adora shrugged "She won't now come on." Catra sighed "If we get caught, I'm not taking the fall for you." Adora replied, "I didn't expect you to cat." They got to the room with skiffs and Catra's eyes sparkled "This is awesome!"
Adora, you're officially even more awesome!" Catra said, beaming, Adora smiled smugly "I know." Catra rolled her eyes "Ew. I regret saying that." Adora giggled and went to one of the skiffs, Catra jumped in one of them, "Oh man! I always wanted to drive these things! You know how to right?" Catra asked, looking at Adora, she jumped in "No, buttt how hard can it be?" Adora asked "I'll just press uh...this button!" Adora said, pushing a random button, the aircraft shot up and Adora yelled "Ahh! Hold on tight Catra!" They both held onto tight, and Catra tried to control it, Adora screamed "Catra! Tree-" The skiff crashed, and Adora fell to the floor, she saw a sword in a blue light entangled in vines and heard a voice "She-ra you must be the one...to save the world. You have been chosen." Catra asked "Adora?! Adora!" Adora got up "Ugh...my head..." Catra hugged her, crying "You scared me...I thought...I...I might've because I ran the aircraft into a tree...I thought you wouldn't of waken u-" Adora hugged her "I'm fine cat." Catra sighed "Good..." Adora looked around "Did you see a sword around here?" Catra looked at Adora confused "What? There's no sword what are you talking about? Are you feel feeling okay?" Adora shook her head "Yeah...It was nothing.It was probably just a dream..." Catra said "O...kay...come on, let's go back to the horde." Catra said, holding Adora's hand and getting back in the skiff "I hope this isn't broken..." Adora said, Catra shrugged "It's probably fine, thanks for this Adora." Catra said, smiling and hugging Adora. Adora looked down and smiled "You're welcome cat, we should do this again sometime, it was fun." Catra smirked "Sounds good to me!" Adora pushed a button, and the skiff took them back to the horde.
Glimmer was lying in her bed, writing a note, she read it aloud, quietly "Mom, I know you'll never read this, but I need to let it out, I feel like you don't see me as capable, but still as a child who needs protection, I'm capable. I can handle myself. I'm not a child anymore." An arrow shot through the window, right next to Glimmer, she saw a note attached to the arrow, and she read it "Look outside?" she looked seeing her best friend, he was wearing a crop top with black hair, Bow. She narrowed her eyes and whisper-shouted "Bow!? What's wrong with you!? You nearly hit me!" Bow shouted "What?!" Glimmer said the same thing "You nearly hit me!" Bow looked confused "Wha-" Glimmer teleported Bow to her. "Shh! I said you nearly hit me! Why are you here? I'm grounded!" Bow whispered "Calm down, I saw first ones tech in the whispering woods, if you get it, Angella is sure to let you help out!" Glimmer thought about it and smiled "Let's do it." she went to the door "Mom! I'll be asleep! I'm tired!" Angella said "Okay! Goodnight!" Glimmer got some items to make it look like she was under the blanket, and went to the whispering woods with Bow.
Adora was tossing and turning in bed, she couldn't stop thinking about that sword, whenever she tried to sleep, a voice just kept saying "Adora. Adora. Adora." it was a voice she never heard before. Finally having enough, she shook her head, took the skiff keys and whispered "I must be crazy..." she walked out of her bed, careful not to wake Catra, right as she stepped out Catra went behind her. "Adora, what are you doing?" Catra whispered, Adora sighed "I'm going back, I swear I know it's there..." Catra sighed "I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm in." Adora shook her head "No...stay here." Catra looked hurt "But Adora-" "Please. I don't want you to get into trouble. We'll do it some other time ok? But it's too risky for now." Adora begged. Catra looked down and sighed. "Adora, you've been acting weird ever since we got back, are you sure you're ok?" Catr asked, slightly concerned, Adora sighed "I'm fine just...stay here ok? Just cover for me, please?" Catra looked down and then sighed, crossing her arms "Finee. You're lucky you're the only one I like, I would've ratted anyone else here." Adora smiled, hugging Catra "Thanks cat." Catra smiled, hugging her back "Come back soon, okay?" Adora smiled "Of course cat." Adora took the skiff.
it was a lot smoother this time, probably because she didn't press random buttons while walking though the woods, she heard two voices, one sounded like it belonged to a girl, the other one sounded like it belonged to a boy, the boy said "Come on, we're close I can feel it." the girl sighed "Please tell me we're not lost." Adora saw a bright blue light and ran over to it, she heard people running, it was probably the boy and the girl.
They both saw each other and gasped Adora yelled "Princesses!" and the boy and girl yelled "Horde solider!" Adora grabbed the sword and moved back, pointing it at them she yelled "Stay away from me! I don't want to hurt you but I will if I have to!" Glimmer grabbed the sword out of Adora's hand and threw it to Bow, Bow caught it, Glimmer rolled her eyes "Since when do horde soliders not want to hurt anyone?" Adora narrowed her eyes "Says the princesses! The horde is just trying to undo the damage you caused!" Glimmer yelled "Oh yeah!? Well the princesses didn't kill my father!" Glimmer yelled crying, Adora stayed slient, "I...I didn't know I-" Bow glared at Adora and started walking towards her. Adora took the sword from him and a bright light emulated from it, sparkles appeared and everyone was stunned. A blue hologram appeared "Hello. I am Lighthope. This sword was meant for you, will you fight for the honor of grayskull?"
Before Adora could say anything, a bright blue light blinded her, and she was knocked back, and passed out. She woke up with her wrists bound, she struggled and Glimmer said "Listen up horde spy! You claim to not know about my dad, but I know you're lying, tell us everything you know." Adora said "I really don't let me go now!" Glimmer rolled her eyes "No, horde scum! You tried to steal our sword." Adora said "Uhm excuse me!? You were the one who took the sword from me!" Glimmer said "Well too bad for you, the whispering woods is under the rebellion's protection, horde scum." Adora narrowed her eyes "Stop calling me that! My name is Adora!" Glimmer said "I don't care what your name is! Not only did I get First Ones tech for the rebellion but I caught a horde spy! Mom will be so impressed!" Adora screamed "I am not a spy!" Glimmer rolled her eyes "Whatever you say Horde scum, follow us!" Glimmer said, tugging on the vine they tied her in like a leash, she was dragged on for what felt like hours, Bow looked around "You positive we are going the right way Glimmer?' Glimmer snapped "Yes Bow! Please trust me just this once!" Bow flinched back and Glimmer started taking deep breaths "Sorry...just stressed." Bow smiled and looked at Adora "See? She's super nice." Adora looked away "Hmp." Bow rolled his eyes and they kept walking.
Glimmer teleported, leaving on sparkles, Adora glared at Bow "You know she's a princess, right? How can you follow her? Princesses are a dangerous threat to everyone on Etheria." Bow sighed "I guess that's what the horde told you." Adora said, "It's just common knowledge." She attempted to shrug her shoulders but was unable to, due to her arms being bound. Bow said, "And I suppose you've met a princess before?" Adora said "Yes!" Bow gave her a skeptical look and Adora caved "Well maybe not but still-"
Before they could finish, Bow heard Glimmer scream, and Bow ran over to her, dragging Adora with him, Glimmer was holding onto a doll that was burnt, she rubbed her thumb over it and held it close to her heart, tears rolling down her cheeks, they all looked at the city, or rather, what remained of it, people were fleeing, burning buildings, ash and smoke everywhere, Adora could hear people screaming, kids crying, it was horrible. Adora looked out at the wreckage, tears forming at the corners of her eyes and she quickly shook them away "Look at what you princesses did!" Adora screamed, Glimmer defended "What WE did!? Look at the horde robot genius!" Glimmer screamed, pointing the the horde robot, Adora gasped "They...they must've been defending it, protecting it, from you princesses." Glimmer sighed "You're a heartless destroyer. Just like the rest of your people, come on Bow, let's help people evacuate."
Glimmer ran and Bow followed suit, leaving Adora alone, Glimmer went over to a little kid, with broken legs "Come on, let's go." Glimmer said, picking the kid up, the kid was crying "My daddy's in there!" Glimmer looked where the kid was pointing, it was a burning building, the dad was upstairs, surrounded by flames. Glimmer said, "We have to go now!" The kid cried "Please no! I don't want to lose my daddy!" the kid cried, Glimmer looked at the kid and the burning building, the dad was consumed in the flames, and set the kid down gently yet quickly "I won't let another kid lose their father in this war!" Glimmer yelled, then she teleported to the balcony of the house, breaking the window with a rock, and picking the dad up quickly, burning herself in the process, she held back her screams and teleported him back to his child, they hugged and Glimmer said "Now come on! Let's go!" They went away and Glimmer looked at the burn marks on her arms, she ripped off farbric from her shirt, covering her arms so nobody else would see, her mom would freak if she knew that Glimmer got burnt saving someone, they helped evacute the rest of the people, meanwhile Adora was just loking at it "No...no...Hordak wouldn't do this...he wants to change things for the better...make Etheria more orderly...but then why would Glimmer and Bow help evacute the people...they are the bad guys right...?" Adora shook her head, she was far too confused, after a while Glimmer and Bow came back, Glimmer asked "Did we get everyone? I almost used up all of my teleports." Bow said "I think so, be careful with them ok? We need to get back to bright moon." Glimmer nodded and glared at Adora "I hope you're proud of yourself." Adora said "The horde is my home! My family! They took me in when I was a baby! You don't know them like I do." Then Bow said, "Maybe you don't know them like you think you do." they heard thudding from somewhere below, they all looked down and a big insect like creature went up, everyone gasped and Adora heard the voice again "Will you fight for the honor of greyskull?" It kept playing it her head, the beast knocked Glimmer into a tree with it's tail, causing Glimmer to drop the sword on the ground, right next to Adora's foot, she kneeled down, and grabbed the sword and yelled "For the honor of grayskull!" A blinding flash of light caused everyone to shield their eyes, Adora broke through the vines and what was left was an 8-foot woman with glowing blonde hair that fell down to her ankles. She was wearing a white dress and a golden headband with a jewel in the center of it.
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zeoumren · 2 months
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Oh boy, I have been reading over @llamagoddessofficial 's bad Sans fae collection and I am in love with it!! And then I started thinking: oh I wonder if they found an abandoned kid? So naturally the only course of action was to write it all out as a lil one shot! (Psst hey, you can read some of their fae AU here, Which you should. It's super good)
He had been tracking it for days, a giant of a bear just along the outskirts where the borders were thin and shimmering.
Places where in the summer court, there would be offerings humans left for them. Here however, it was another matter. The veil was shimmering as ice on a crystal lake and ten times as dangerous. For who knew what could fall in…or out. 
The great footprints lead him into winding great pines. The ice mingled with the heady scent of sap. He knocked one of the trees with a grin, he would have to tap some later. For the moment he was closing in on his prey.
The cave  was more of a small mound almost unnoticeable in the snow, the entrance must be a squeeze for the great beast. He felt something crunch underfoot and saw the bones. 
The bones of a bear cub.
Either this bear was a cannibal or…
Perhaps killing it was a mercy. The grief of losing a cub might drive the thing mad later.
He was about to enter when he heard the roar and without warning was rammed into. The protective instincts of a mother animal, even as her child lay to rest. 
He would make sure to use every part of her and lay her bones by her cub, he readied himself to strike when he heard the rapid padding of small feet racing from the cave.
A small creature launched itself onto the back of the great hulking beast. He could only look on agape. A child. A HUMAN child was clinging to the back of this great beast nuzzling into its fur while the beast snuffled at it and scruffed it by a tattered shirt, pushing it with its snout into the cave once more. The child made a growl of protest. Mimicking the mother bear.
Horror saw. He saw the hunger now. The mother had its fur hanging off of its body. The child was thin. Not unfed but underfed. They were both clinging to life with desperation. He held the child’s gaze, it could not be too old. Five at most. 
Why was it here and not with its parents?
He recalled Killer scoffing quietly  when he asked about how he found the cats once.
“Humans use the winter borders to dump unwanted things, big guy. Don't ask me why.”
An unwanted abandoned child and a starving mother.
Nightmare was not going to be impressed with him.
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He levelled Horror with a look that could freeze hell over. Beside the behemoth of a fae was a large mangy bear and scruffed in his hand was a growling human child. The bear was more calm than the human, though beasts generally knew when true predators were present.
“Tell me once more what you want to do with…those.”
Horror shrugged and held the human up again.
“Killer gets to keep his cats. This is mine.”
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You whined for your mother as this huge creature held you up to the dark sparkly one. It looked like the dark ice covered rocks that your mother let you play with. You were not biting, mother was not, so you would not but you wanted to as they chirped at each other. Worse than birds they seemed…well at least the dark one. The big one scruffing you did not speak much which suited you just fine. You wanted to go back to the den, there was a fishbone you had been happily gnawing on. The hunts had been bad for mother lately and you were not whining for much anymore. The dark one rose from its perch interrupting your thoughts about eating the bones and held your face. A chill struck you as it stared at you, it wanted to scare you sadly for them…
This thing was bones, as was the other.
You opened your jaws and clamped down on the hand coming close to you. Unlike the one holding you, this one did not have the same feel as bones or even rocks.
It was cold, it made your tongue hurt but hunger drove you, your stomach growled.
You found your jaw being stuffed as the being in front of you forced more of his hand in. You released him as you felt your jaw pop with a whine. 
You flinched as that hand now reached towards you expecting violence for your actions, instead there was a gentle touch to the top of your head and something in you leaned into that touch. The being…the man? Chuckled.
“I see, this small one is quite spirited. very well Horror you may keep it.”
The big one wrapped its arms around you. Warm and unyielding, a deep purr making your body lose some tension. As you tried to remain wakeful.
“Sleep well, Quillan. Welcome to the winter court.”
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NWO!JK
you sigh, not really paying attention to what your teacher is saying because the only thing your mind is focused on is whether or not jungkook will ask her on a date. you aren’t sure why your mind is so occupied about jungkook and his romantic life but is it wrong to push for something you don’t really want? and then the bruise on his face—granted, seoul can sometimes get dangerous at night but why would he even be out at 12 at night anyways? he doesn’t live that far from your apartment and has a damn motorcycle! something isn’t adding up and it’s driving you crazy.
“MS. YN!!”
“h-huh?”
“answer question 106”
you turn the page to find question 106: which system is responsible for the adaptive immune system?
“um…the lymphatic system”
“…..correct. pay attention, please”
“yes ma’am”
and then this JOB!! jungkook still refuses to tell you the job he has, hell, he doesn’t even specify what kind of job it is. you know jungkook and he would never lie to you but you have a feeling that this ‘job’ probably doesn’t exist and if it doesn’t then what is he up to? you probably sound crazy and for now, you’ll just chalk it up to jungkook is planning a surprise party for your graduation. yeah, that’s what he’s doing…maybe. probably. who knows.
“psst, jisoo”
“what’s up?”
“i have a question”
“oh, we’re on number—,”
“no no, it’s not about this. it’s about…a boy”
jisoo’s eyes widen. is that why you seem so out of it today?
“so…this guy, he’s my friend and i kind of told him to ask this girl he likes out but now i feel bad for pushing him towards her and i’m pretty sure he asked her out and now i don’t know what to do”
“umm, i’m kind of confused. do you like him or something?”
“no? i don’t know but i care a lot about him and i want him to date him on his own accord and not mine, y’know??”
“i mean…..if it were me and some girl tried to take the guy i wanted i’d sabotage their date. show up in a smoking hot outfit and just wreck shit”
“hmmm, okay. thanks jisoo”
this plan is terrible but it just might work.
🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️
“Hi mj!!!! I-I…Umm… I was thinking maybe you would like to grab dinner with me sometime? O-OBVIOUSLY NOT AS A DATE BUT JUST A FRIENDLY DINNER”
jungkook cringes at himself, why would he say that? here he is, the opportunity right there and he singlehandedly embarrassed himself by stuttering like a fool but mj just laughs. she finds his shyness to be so adorable and smiles before saying “of course i’d like to grab dinner with you. is tonight at 7 a good time?”
young-jae just watches in annoyance, he can’t believe this dork will have the chance at the jung morgan’s heart. usually, he would make fun of jungkook, especially considering he just stuttered like a fool but after their last encounter he’d rather shut his mouth and make fun of him in the locker room’s.
“your face! are you okay?—,”
“wow, look! the black cat broke into another crystal shop early this morning” says a student who turns around to show their classmates their phone.
“she’s smoking hot” young-jae comments. “i hope she breaks into my room next”
“in your fucking dreams” says an annoyed mj who rolls her eyes before turning her attention back to the phone.
“reports say, spider-man was seen at crystal chandeliers last night helping the black cat steal the missing rose quartz and aquamarine before escaping into the night. it hurts the city’s heart to see such a beloved idol go rogue but as dutiful citizens, we must make sure these two thieves are captured and arrested for their crimes”
~🫧
“TH-THAT is the most ridiculous bullshit I’ve ever heard in my life!”
What is this news? This is not true at all. Why would he help? This is not true! “ THIS IS NOT TRUE. HE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. THIS IS AGAINST HIS MORALS.” Jungkook exclaims in anger, he clenches his fist.
People will do anything for a headline.
Wow, this is so heartbreaking, Jungkook feels like crying. Where are you.
“I-I… I’m just saying that he’s such a good superhero and these people are misunderstanding and maybe he was there to catch her?!” He whispers, “he would never EVER help this bitch out.” Jungkook rolls his eyes.
Of course, he would never do something like this. Jungkook would rather die than to help this bitch out. “Ugh I hope this cat dies.”
He takes in a breath, trying to calm his anger down because everyone is staring at his face. He needs to see you right now.
“A-And yeah.. sounds good.. I’ll see you tonight Morgan..” jungkook says sulking before he goes to find his seat.
This is gonna be a long class.
•••
“BROOO This is bullshit. I just know that Spider-Man would never help a thief out.” Eunwoo says, after a few long classes, Jungkook is now in the cafeteria with you and eunwoo.
Jungkook smiles as he hears his best friend defend him, he hopes that people won’t hate Spider-Man… “yn you’re not saying anything. What’s up with you please say that you don’t believe this bullshit.” Jungkook asks, shaking your shoulders.
You have to believe in him come on.
“And I just know that this stupid cat is so evil!” He Argues again, eunwoo chimes in. “Definitely- man why do all hot girls gotta be evil.”
“SHUT UP SHE’S NOT EVEN HOT!” Jungkook screams, munching on his sandwich aggressively, he should’ve been more careful, he should’ve caught her in the morning, but he didn’t.
“AND I- S-SPIDER-MAN HATES CRYSTALS- probably..”
“Yn… tell me what do you think about this?” Jungkook looks at you, “and.. you guys… I asked MJ out on a dinner tonight at 7..“
And that’s when you choke.
“Woah yn you alright?” Jungkook asks, his eyes full of worry as he quickly hands you his water.
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UNDERRATED STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIE PROPAGANDA IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO WATCH A NEW MOVIE ✨️
The Wind Rises
this is on top for a reason. this is my FAVORITE ghibli film ever. it's a heartwarming story about dreams, motivation, and happiness. it's a heartbreaking story of love, loss, and sacrifice. it's historical fiction, and that touch of realism makes the characters feel like they're ALIVE and BREATHING. on the surface, it's about a kid who wants to make airplanes. underneath, it's about a man who learns of the trials of love and the laborious life of a dreamer. 11/10.
Whisper of the Heart
this movie's theme song is Take Me Home, Country Roads. and GODDAMN, DO I LOVE IT. I NEVER THOUGHT ID SAY THAT ABOUT THAT SONG, BUT SOMEHOW, IT ADDS A PERFECT TOUCH TO A COMING-OF-AGE TALE ABOUT A YOUNG AUTHOR AND HER FURRY OC. like. this movie captures teen ambition and teen cluelessness so well. the protagonist is a girl who is applying to high school, but she doesn't know what she wants to do with her life until a young boy pushes her towards writing books of her own. as a young creator, this movie captures the teen rush to be great and the game of playful crushing very well. 8/10.
(psst, there's also a WotH sequel! It's called The Cat Returns and it's based on the book that the mc writes in the first movie. happy watching)
Kiki's Delivery Service
KDS is underrated in a different way. as a ghibli movie, Kiki's is regarded as a sweet film about a teenage witch learning magic and making deliveries. and, well, that's the movie. BUT. there's so much more. if you've dismissed this movie because it's cutesy girl shit or seems bland, I recommend trying it, because this movie tackles such realistic problems as a teen and its incredible. BURNOUT. INDEPENDENCE. CARVING YOUR WAY THROUGH THE WORLD. this movie tackles burnout alone with such grace that I watch this movie (when I'm feeling burnt out) for support. 9/10.
Grave of the Fireflies
Man, I just.........I'm not even gonna go into it. It's a historical fiction about war and loss and survival and family. There's death. There's lots of death, and SAD death too. This is hurt/no comfort. There is no happy side. Only the cold hands of death. Couldn't even find this on a streaming platform, had to go to a library and rent it and dust off my DVD player for it. Good luck. 7/10.
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Assorted Osomatsu-kun/san headcanons I have buried in my head
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Psst... Hey you. Yes you, You wanna know about my silly little headcanon I have for a bunch of characters most were one-shot characters. Well, you came to the right place.
Welcome, I'm your host Diseaster and today I'll be reaching as far as humanely possible into the deepest crevices in my brain to be you my assorted list of headcanon no one asked for.
Tw: Kidnapping, Animal Abuse, General Tougouness, CSA mention (Nothing actually happen tho)
🟣🔵🦷Ichimatsu learned the Kusomatsu thing from that one time Iyami visited and forced Karamatsu to drink beer.
🥨🦷That one German Iyami doppelganger grew up in a novelty shop that sold German stuff
🩳Dekapan's son, Taro, followed in father's footsteps and became a scientist. Though instead of making crazy gadgets and shit, it's just normal ass science, something like microbiologist
🩳Dekapan been married around six times. He wasn't the most attentive husband. He's still a doting father tho.
🤪The Dayon tribe is actually a bunch of people he vored when he was drunk on vacation
🔪👛 On meta note, Tougou is very prideful of newfound fame and still brags about appearing in the San for movie for like five seconds. Everyone else not give less of a shit
💨🍢 Chibita is related to the boss of the Smog Gang in a way, he doesn’t know this however
💨🏳Hatabou works an informant for the Smog Family Gang
🎀That one uprising in S2E1 was planned by Ta-bo. She must've really not wanted them to be CEOs or something.
🧑‍🏫Yagi occasionally hangs out with the sextuplets. He's really proud of how his disciples turned out.
💍 Kumiko is now an up and coming model. She rubs this in Totoko's face to no end
💍 Kumiko and Kinko are cousins, their names being the same is kind of an inside joke between the two.
👓🥐Niyake works as a reporter alongside Toy Car Boy. He says it's to travel around the world but in reality, it's because his family went bankrupt and he needed the money. He's still a prissy little shit tho.
👓🥐Such as not letting Iyami live that one time he humiliated him out of a job, still beefing with Chibita over outclassing him and generally sticking his nose up at everybody.
🎌🧛Hatabou and Dra-chan befriended each other, this somehow involved lots of bloodletting and ended up with them in the hospital
🥊🦑Fighting Yowai and Knockout Tsuyoi are drinking buddies
🍎🥊Knockout Tsuyoi doesn't approve of his little brother, Yotaichi, bullying people and he usually has to force him to apologize.
🟪🦷Just as Chibita can summon a cat army, Iyami can summon a swarm of ravens to attack people. He learned this trick from his older brother.
🪆👮After retiring from being a policeman, Katsumi a became seamster
🪆🦷Iyami quickly divorced Katsumi after he learned that being married to a cop won't get you out of legal trouble.
🐭🪤After the incident with his son being replaced by a cat, Instead of abusing cats Tataoji put his energy into helping mice
🎭That one old couple Tougou and Oso robbed, They were Jiguzou's grandparents. Ok, I just made this up to give Jiguzou a reason to kill Tougou.
🧺🦷Speaking of Iyami's brother, Gisei, he uses ravens to assist him in his robberies.
🧺🦷Some more tidbits about Gisei; half the stuff he steals is to sell for a higher price and the other half for no other reason than it looks cool, as a result, his house is full of all sorts of useless shit.
🧺🦷He is considerably "nicer" than Iyami, well at least to anyone other than Iyami. He has good manners and barely a mean word to say about others. He tends to apologize on his Iyami's behalf, mainly to humiliate him, and at first, seems to be a swell guy
🧺🦷On the flip side, he is the most unloyal traitorous little bitch on the face of the earth. There’s no limit to his selling out, he would rat out his friends, family (specifically Iyami), and anyone else unlucky enough to associate with him.
🦷🎀Iyami's daughter, Isoka, is blissfully unaware of her father being a con artist and is told that he's some sort of salesman. Iyami's brother holds this over Iyami to no end.
🦷🎀 Iyami still visits his daughter from time to time and seems to be on his best behavior around her.
🦷🎀 Isoka works in a ski resort as an instructor. She is normally good at her job but she still has a bit of favoritism streak, particularly to handsome rich guys
💰💵 Cash-kun is the one that got Chibita into crypto in the first place
🧺🦷Iyami's brother can't sheeh to save his life, any attempt from him to do so ends up with him falling flat on his ass
🕯️🦇 The Shinigami Salesman has a candle under his top hat (don't ask how that works with his candle going out or the hat burning, it's magic or some shit) He can regenerate instantly when injured. If his candle is put out, he "dies" until it re lit. Also, he can remove it and switch it out for a new one.
🕯️🦇The Shinigami Salesman was a normal human and was on his way to becoming a door-to-door salesman before getting bodied by a truck. The Shinigami before him was about to quit and ask him to take their place.
🐈‍⬛🦇Nozomi and the Shinigami Saleman tend to work together to help people want to pass on without regrets.
🔪🍢Contrary to popular belief, Tougou wants to get revenge on Chibita. Unfortunately for Tougou, Chibita has no clue who he is outside of some annoying old guy that keeps loitering around his cart.
🔪🔴 On the topic of Osomatsu and Tougou. Tougou can't even get his name right (usually calling him Osumatsu or Omomatsu), let alone care enough about him to take vengeance on some shitty NEET.
🔪🔴Osomatsu, on other hand, can't stand the sight of Tougou and push him into traffic if it was legal (jk, he would do it even if it wasn't legal). It wouldn't be so bad if Tougou just fucked off and never showed his face but... Nooo... Tougou just had to return instead of moving on with his life.
🟣🔵🟢🟡👚 On the side of the other Matsuno. Jyushi scares Tougou and he's convinced that Jyushi is some sort of cryptic. He found Kitty!Ichimatsu rummaging in his trash, at that point he doesn't know what to do about him. Choro and Kara generally don't trust him but they aren't outright trying to attack him so Tougou is cool with them. Todomatsu and Tougou silently hate each other.
🔪👩Tougou tried to attack Matsuyo for putting sleeping tonic in his food, he ended up having his ass handed to him and barely escaped with his nipples. Plus he keep picking on Matsuzo for being short (the fucking dickhead)
👨👩Matsuyo and Matsuzo would've either hounded the police or search for Osomatsu themselves if Tougou actually succeeded Osomatsu (bc I refuse to same people who fought a death god and aliens made counterfeit money to pay a ransom, jumped a barber for fucking up their kids hair would just go "Oh, some guy with a knife stole our kid. That fucking blows but I guess we can't do shit about."
👨Matsuzo can be summoned by singing the first five lines of the 80's anime theme. I mean it's practically canon. Choromatsu deadass starts singing the theme song and out of nowhere Matsuzo just ✨️pops✨️ out of nowhere. Like I refuse to believe that was a conscience, it was ✨️magic✨️
🏎️📻Osomatsu and That Toy Car Kid from the Tougou chapter still hang out. They usually go fishing, watch horse races (Oso bets, Car Boi just likes to watch), or pray on Tougou's downfall.
🔪💰This has no basis in canon but it's a funny brain worm I had stuck in my head. To lessen his sentence, Tougou "volunteered" (forced) to be an idol to entertain his fellow prisoners. It fucking blows. He was forced to wear this ugly ass, itchy as fuck knife suit. Had to sing these corny ass lyrics about weapons. His fans didn't even like him. His manager forced him to perform no what condition he was in as he raked in the money from his CD sales. The whole experience shaved 10 years off his life.
🔪💰Speaking of prison, Tougou was at the bottom of the pyramid in prison. Basically, someone start rumors of him being a ch0m0 and if you know how people like that are treated in prison, you can tell it wasn't pretty.
And finally, Mujirushi took place in the Osokun universe. Search your heart and you'll know it's true.
Whew. That was long. In all honesty, I had fun making this, though I may not do it again. I hope everyone enjoyed reading this.
Toodles!
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