#psa: don't smoke/vape

[jcjensensnepobaby]

do you or have you ever vaped or smoked?

Ew, oh my god, smoking is cringe, and vaping is really fucking bad for your lungs.

Like fucking early onset aging and lung cancer isn't a joke, so don't put shit in your lungs that doesn't belong

[mag150cul-de-sac]

hey quick little psa here-

DON'T FUCKING SMOKE INSIDE. DON'T VAPE INSIDE. DON'T DO THINGS THAT I COULD BREATHE IN IF I WALKED PAST YOU INSIDE. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH HAMMERS

thank you for your time

[maplesleep]

RIP my beautiful son, Advil (smoking takes another innocent soul😔)

[arlerts-angel]

Eren teaching his cute gf how to use his vape??? 👀👀

a/n: i don't vape so idk if this is accurate BUT i love this idea bc this is SO EREN!! thank you @littlemochabunni for the part where he switches flavors for her 💕 there was no smut initially but i wanted it to be longer so enjoy!!! MWUAH (psa: i do not condone nor suggest using nicotine i am just a girl)

cw: eren jaeger x fem!reader, pet names/light degradation (baby, pretty, pretty girl, my girl, pretty slut) nicotine usage, oral sex (m!receiving)

𝑩𝑨𝑫 𝑰𝑵𝑭𝑳𝑼𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 ★ミ

"look baby, like this."

eren demonstrates by taking a hit followed by a few puffs of smoke rings. he brings it to your lips and watches them softly purse around it. "so fuckin' pretty. now, inhale." he instructs. you do exactly that as he presses the button. "deep breath, pretty girl. let it fill your lungs and exhale slowly."

a cloud of smoke escapes your lips quickly followed by a fit of coughs. "eren! that's disgusting! how do you smoke that?" he laughs and places a soft kiss on your head.

"poor baby. hang on. i've probably got some fruity shit for ya around here somewhere..." he mumbles as he digs through a drawer. "cotton candy sound better for my girl?" he asks with a smirk as he switches the flavors. he returns the pen to your lips.

you smile and nod while he instructs you one more time. "remember? inhale. let the smoke fill your lungs and exhale slowly. you're a smart girl... can't believe you're letting me do this to you." he shakes his head playfully. you repeat the actions and blow a cloud of smoke in his face.

"that's my girl." he grins. eren takes another hit of the vape then brings his lips to yours and kisses you, sharing the cotton candy smoke cloud with you. he licks his lips at the sight of the pen resting on your pout. he swipes his thumb across your bottom lip. "i got something else i want you to blow." his jeans are tight and constricting. you notice him adjusting the bulge in his pants. "why're you hard?" you giggle.

"can't help it baby, your lips are so pretty. i want them around my cock." he replies, groaning as you eagerly free his cock and stroke it softly. you swirl your tongue around the tip before taking the rest of his length in your mouth, bobbing your head up and down. "ugh fuck—just like that baby..." he groans in ecstasy, placing his hand on your head to guide you further down his cock. "you suck my cock so good. my pretty girl's such a pretty slut, too." he hisses. you hum against him and look into his eyes. he looks back at you and groans as his cock twitches. "oh fuck i'm gonna cum— fuck! ahh–" he thrusts his hips as his cum spurts into your mouth and down your throat. you swallow and wipe the spit from your mouth. "so good." he praises before taking a final hit from the vape. he leans in and kisses you once more, sharing the sweet smoke with you.

dividers/banners by inklore

[thestrangestperson]

TINY WEE PSA

Hi! Are you trying to write some British people? Here are some random thoughts about exaggerated Britishness (With heavy chat about Scotland because I know Scotland the best):

"I'm going to the store!" Store is not a popular word for a place to buy things. People from the UK will generally say "shop". If they're just going to get milk or something, they may go to the "corner shop" - which people from NY especially will know as a "bodega"

"Hand me an eraser." While some people do say eraser, "rubber" is more common. This is amusing to me because to people from the US especially, it's very different in meaning.

If your character is visiting someone, it's very common to be offered tea. "Fancy a cup of tea?" or more casually "Fancy a cuppa?"

Pub ≠ bar. Pubs include bars, but are also places to get a meal. People do go there to drink ("Get a pint") though, and some pubs don't serve children or allow them in. Many do, however.

There are 100s of accents across the nation, more than just typical posh English, Welsh and Scottish. Please pay attention to your character's background and dialect. The city of London alone has 4 major accents. (For Good Omens fans, Crowley and Aziraphale are both sensationally posh. Aziraphale speaks "The Queen's/King's English" which is notably more formal and collected - Crowley does not.)

Some good swears include "Bellend", "Pillock", "Knob" and "Twat". In Scotland we also have the tamer "Daft(ie)" and "Tube"! Any object can become an insult: "You FUCKING MICROWAVE"

Some good pet names include "Love", "Pet" and "Poppet"

Along with tea we have a carbonated drink called Irn Bru. This is ESPECIALLY popular to Scots but you can find it in England. It is bright orange and fruity in taste.

We buy milk in pints

The chocolate bar Freddo is typically how we measure inflation these days. (I wish I could say this was a joke but tabloids love the chocolate test)

It does rain a lot. Like a shit ton. There are sunny days but nonetheless. The way to start conversation is ALWAYS weather. "Lovely weather innit?" always works, especially in terrible weather.

Sarcasm and dry humour are very popular.

IT IS A PETROL STATION, NOT A GAS STATION

A lot of people smoke or vape. This is very evident especially in cities like London and Edinburgh.

People from southern England especially are typically very removed and tend not to pay attention to anyone else. It's a massive "Not my problem". They can be very friendly by all means, but typically keep to themselves and don't talk to many people.

Biscuits rule the world, especially custard creams. (Jk, they're very loved though)

The school systems are different from that in the rest of the world. Even to one another. The Scottish, Welsh and English education systems are different - but are all composed of Primary school and Secondary school.

Typically people are either passionately wild for the Royal Family or REALLY dislike them.

Terraced and semi detached housing is very common. In Scotland we have "closies" which are blocks of flats that home lots of people, and are typically very square and deshevelled.

McDonald's did not arrive here until the 70s. People were confused by it to begin with.

Fish and chips is a stereotypical yet popular dish. Many people refer to going to a fish and chips shop as "Going to the chippy". Often they do not have seating, and are takeout exclusive.

Britain is a geographical reality, composed of Scotland, Wales and England. The United Kingdom is political and composed of Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and England.

Irish people may not enjoy being referred to as "British". Furthermore do not call a Welsh, Scottish or Irish person "English". This is a bad idea and will make people mad.

Day in the life of a true Brexit geezer is a documentary. (Jk)

Basically everyone "hates" the English. Whether this is playful or genuine varies from person to person. Even the English hate the English.

Older women especially have very strong feelings about Princess Di (She was so beloved)

For Good Omens fans: Soho is a small tiny little area in the BOROGH of "The City of Westminster". This is a borogh at the heart of London. You can walk Soho in a day.

Most cities don't have boroughs, but do have wee areas which are basically suburbs or collections of areas.

In schools, it's very common to refer to your teachers as "Sir" and "Miss". This also applies outside of school for young people, but generally is seen more in schools.

"Mate" is the most common way to address a male presenting person passive aggressively, along with "Love" for female presenting people. "Mate" is more common and works both ways.

"Pissed" means drunk. "Oh, he's pissed" = "Oh, he's drunk". Increasingly you'll find people say "pissed" to mean angry, especially young people. However "peeved" is what was originally used to mean angry.

[youremyonlyhope]

Finally got around to watching the Survivor 45 premiere.

If anything, this is a great PSA for never smoking or vaping in the first place and the best time to quit is now. Otherwise, you go on Survivor, cry about craving nicotine, and quit on day 3.

Don't smoke, kids.

[webslingingslasher]

do you think peter has a drunk cig every once in a while or does he smoke all the time. also what would he think about trouble smoking ?

psa can i be🕵️‍♀️ anon

peter would be very proud that a cig has never entered his mouth. however, he loves a drunk vape hit.

'peach melon? oo, can i try?'

and tbh, trouble finds it so hot cause he's not a smoker but he looks so.... yummy when he does.

as for trouble, i could see her having a drunk cig or two... maybe three... and peter doesn't mind i don't think, but i also don't think he would stand around with her when she does it cause he doesn't like the smell.

[plogieplogie]

Vaping is genuinely the least cool thing someone can do.. like cigs are so much cooler. PSA don't smoke or whatever but the romanticism of a cigarette can never be replicated by a vape pen.

[primarining]

you reblogged that don't smoke psa, but don't you smoke and do drugs and shit?

I only vape weed, but like. yeah. do as I say, not as I do.

[1merfairy]

Not vaping, but honestly this PSA has been shown to be VERY EFFECTIVE in getting people to stop/never start smoking. It's one thing to know the risks, but it's another thing to see the physical effects in real people, dead or alive.

Don't watch it if you're eating/about to eat. TW for gore and depictions of real organs and body parts.

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

[totaltrashmammall]

So there's an anti-nicotine PSA out where the chick drops her vape in the public toilet and then uses it anyway and that might be the most effective PSA they've put out in a LONG time.

I don't even smoke nicotine but that fucking disturbed me.

[iris-drawssandwiches]

I'll be taking some marketing classes in a few months and once I am done. I'll then be able to market my project well! Also, will be able to with credibility say the anti-vape ads suck at their job. Like those things use a form of psa that has been proven to not work well. Like drop the scary/silly tones and take your message as if it's saving people. Get someone who was a long time vaper and have them show off the way it affects your health. For the love of all mercy just do them right. Like, at this point you may as just not run them when you're going "The ride home with your father after you get caught with your vape" Like if you think that'll do anything to stop some middle to high schooler to stop vaping or never vape then you're out of touch with your target. I am a 16 year old and you wanna know what stopped me from ever smoking or vaping. It's the tales of people who got health issues from smoking that turned me away from even thinking about vaping. Either way PSAs like [this] or [this] don't work well. Like I could probably make a better PSA then either of these. If my school ever lets me have the chance to make my own PSA then I'll seek someone out and I will SHOW the effects. Like why are most these PSAs even running like they are working.

[ijustthinkevilunoisneat]

Ethan is having the best of the time.

Also I'm sure they might have spoken about it but a PSA, please don't blow vape smoke in people's faces, at least without permission.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Anti-cigarette commercials are like "I'm literally dying" and "here's a picture of one of my lungs they had to cut out," while anti-vaping commercials are like "I have trouble focusing in school" and "I can't stop bobbing my leg up and down," with the exact same level of intensity.

I'm already against smoking, but if they're going for a scared straight tactic then the anti-vape people really need to up their game, cause this is just pathetic.

[valravn72]

Since this post meant nothing to anyone I may as well give context lol. I used to get this anti vaping psa where a guy would tell you that smoking vapes put metal in your lungs and then he would say "to demonstrate this we made a metal monster" (??? how did this demonstrate anything) and then a fucking giant cgi dragon made out liquid metal showed up (I think it was a dragon?). Anyway it was stupid and campy hell and they decided to make it normal recently and I want it the fuck back. Don't do drugs kids the vape dragon will get you. I think commercial budgets should be spent more on stupid overcomplicated monster designs and less psychological warfare that's all. Mainstream culture should have more big dragon everywhere inexplicably

I miss the metal monster vaping psa ad. It was wonderful and genuine and ludicrous. The monster design was weirdly impressive and wildly unnecessary. Now they just have the guy say “that’s metal, in your lungs” and then move on to the next ad. It’s a tragic loss for my past lack of animosity towards Spotify ads.

[xxsmoko-n-mirrorsxx]

THIS

do you or have you ever vaped or smoked?

Ew, oh my god, smoking is cringe, and vaping is really fucking bad for your lungs.

Like fucking early onset aging and lung cancer isn't a joke, so don't put shit in your lungs that doesn't belong