#proving my goddamn point
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viivenn · 7 months ago
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the trash taking itself out. irony.
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what’s that one song called?
ah right i remember.
i damn sure am starting something. and i intend to finish it, too. :)
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lygma-nygma · 7 months ago
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Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.
#this post was inspired by me remembering the experience of reading death in the family#after only knowing the fanbase version and realizing oh none of that shit happened okay#like girl you don’t understand it’s so bad#Jason wasn’t even fired as Robin#He’s not accused of murdering anyone by Bruce#He’s not trying to prove himself at all he’s just looking for his mom#The reason Bruce didn’t go after him right away is because he was tracking down a goddamn nuke the Joker stole#Then after he finds it and handles the problem he helps Jason track down moms 2 and 3#Also Jason died in like 20 minutes?? even less??#He died in less time than it took his mother to smoke a cigarette#Bruce literally went ‘wait here I’ll be right back’ and was gone for less time than a trip to the grocery store#and then you go into the Jason Todd tag and they act like Bruce pulled the damn trigger on him#Like besties I don’t know how to tell you this he basically did everything right he possibly could have#Even him benching Jason from Robin temporarily happens so that he can get Jason into therapy about his trauma#Like the whole point is that neither of them did anything wrong bad shit just sometimes happens#That’s the tragedy. The drama.#Bruce couldn’t have made better choices in the position he was in and Jason was never going to make different ones#It was inevitable#Anyway rant over please read death in the family before I lose my mind#batfam#batman#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne
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howdoyousleep3 · 23 days ago
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Please vote today
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atopvisenyashill · 3 months ago
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i’ve decided to become a “aegon will claim rhaegal, the dragon named for his father, partially as a way to cement his claim against dany/the lannisters, and if jon claims a dragon at all it will be viserion as a narrative tool to get him to explore his feelings on being both aegon’s bastard baby brother and his feelings towards now being technically a cousin to the rest of the starklings when he has centered his identity around being their brother & ned stark’s son for so long” truther, and i can’t lose here bc we’ll never get another book anyway. check and mate suckers!
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phantomsies · 1 month ago
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on second thought, I’m thinking I should’ve never come back to this app lmao
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presidentofclaudeloving2024 · 8 months ago
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Just something I had to put on YouTube and now all of you will see it here too lmao.
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Other reasons Wyll having devil wings would both rule and make sense as a punishment (and why he should have them for me, specifically):
It'd be impossible to pass him off as a weird looking tiefling/he's more obviously fiendish
Maybe even requiring Disguise or Charisma checks at some points of the game to bring Wyll with you?
Hotter? Somehow??? Turns out Wyll can get even hotter
More visually evocative of devils like Mizora and Raphael whose insincerity and "help" contrasts Wyll's sincerity and genuine kindness
But also wings look very noble. Regal, even. It fits Wyll's prince charming aesthetic
Especially contrasts with Raphael's whole farce
Very visible. Can be seen from a distance. Hard to hide
He'd have to alter all his clothes (a pain!)
An excuse for a shirtless Wyll scene? Mayhaps
Bulky. Constantly getting in the way and knocking things over
He'd probably need a bigger tent as well
Sitting or lying down comfortably is even harder than if it were just the horns
Aylin can dismiss her wings at her convenience. Wyll cannot. He'd be stuck with them all the time
Imagine the horror of suddenly sprouting two extra limbs against your will
Using them to shield people
Using them as an umbrella from the rain/sun for a lover/friend like a gentleman (especially for Astarion)
Wrapping whoever he's cuddling or hugging with his wings
As Aylin has shown wings are peak romance. Wyll is a romance guy
Also Aylin-Wyll parallels more visually obvious?!
Wings evoke the idea of a cape. Capes are very heroic
Perhaps he can't fly at first (that'd be OP) but maybe around Act 2 he can glide?
At level 11 or 12 he learns to fly with them or maybe as a character event in Act 3
This would also be around the time Wyll can be freed of his pact(or not) so… symbolism!
Mizora isn't expecting him to escape his contract so his punishment both isolating and making him more useful fits
Plus a punishment that also doubles as a "gift" would fit her vibe. "But I'm so good to you Wyll! Look at the wings I gave you to help you be a hero better even though it was a horrific violation of your bodily autonomy! You owe me!"
Also wings look like a reward instead of a punishment to outsiders, even if Wyll tries to explain. "You did something presumably evil to be rewarded with cool wings by your devil patron" is much more damning and more believable than the truth
Mizora becomes even more insidious and smart in her abuse of Wyll as a result which makes her a more effective villain
Tadpole also nerfed him so Mizora's got to keep her pet warlock alive somehow
Winged but caged symbolism! Wings as ironic symbols of bondage! Wings of bondage reclaimed as symbols of freedom!
Kids would probably think Wyll was even cooler somehow with wings and that'd be cute
I think Wyll specifically would fucking love the freedom of flight. This man would love jumping off cliffs
Literally swooping in to save the day
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solcarow · 4 months ago
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bambinification · 2 months ago
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Yknow how people say having to live with your parents forever as a disabled adult gives you poison damage? Yeah.
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phlebphlob · 9 months ago
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'Reasonable Person': a rant.
#ok im gonna talk about the ceo situation going on#but my voice isn't an important one in this so im banishing it to the tags#so at my job theres a rule#its in the employee training and handbook#its about interpersonal situations and what management can do about them#and its all predicated on what a 'reasonable person' would believe.#like fully. the wording in the training is 'reasonable person'.#what this means is that when a manager picks favorites? impossible to prove.#if two people are having a spat and one is unfairly targeted while the other walks scot-free. it's attributed to 'reasonable person'.#like the one who got the punishment was the unreasonable one because that's what the manager decided.#i am very lucky in that i have people on the management team who are on my side in my transition- even though they dont gender me correctly#if i go to them with concerns they will make sure that i am treated fairly.#this is Not The Case Here.#the 'reasonable person' argument was JUST USED AS A CUDGEL AGAINST PREDSTROGEN#“death threats arent what a 'reasonable person' would make EVER. even IF theyve been pushed to the FUCKING BREAKING POINT.” is what pm says#hes hand-waving the very real issues because she did something he didn't like. he's unfairly targeting her. he's discriminating.#'reasonable person' means goddamned nothing if the guy making that call isn't reasonable.#i quietly do my part. i report content as i see it. glad to see that doesnt fucking matter#i knowwwww theres gotta be good people on staff. but god dammit. god fucking dammit.#...#so whats the plan matthew?#how are you going to stop harrassment?#how are you going to stop rapist pedophiles?#how are you going to make this space safe for transfems?#how are you going to make this space safe for ALL trans people?#how are you going to apologize for your dick-swinging?#fuck. idk. i hope there are consequences.#there wont be.
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silverislander · 2 years ago
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i'm so fucking tired man i really am. barely did half the work on this paper i needed to do today and i just feel so fucking useless
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magnus-and-the-dragon · 2 years ago
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i would like it known that i just started on a stimulant
and all it has done is make me fucking exhausted all day
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iicaru2 · 10 months ago
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this post really clocked me as a chuuya kin huh.
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KSKSJSLSKSKLASIIS OKAY GENOS-
I'D NEVER SAY NO TO U 🤚
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Tagging: @kingkyoujurou @presidentmonica @laudthingcat @kampfkuchen85 @cherrykamado @bxbycake @happygoluckyalexis @tonaken + anyone who wants to <3
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firebirdsdaughter · 5 months ago
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Oh no…
… I thought about the horrible romance plot in The Hobbit and now I'm angy.
#Firebird Randomness#words cannot describe how much the writing ended up making me DESPISE poor Evangeline's character#like it was NOT her fault but goddamn they turned her into the single most annoying stereotype ever#and Kili they massacred my boy#and they REALLY massacred poor Fili my love my life#AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON WHAT THEY DID TO THRANDUIL#I CAN'T EVEN SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT ANY MORE#my king you did not deserve this#seriously she was 'how to ruin a female character 101'#I had no problem w/ them expanding on the elves you want more movies fine whatevs you want money#but for starters undercutting Legolas and Gimli's friendship w/ some shitty forced romance???#MISCHARACTERISING THRANDUIL????#just to shill this rando chick that wasn't in the original story???#like listen get more ladies in the plot sure I'm down#but that was NOT the way to do it#I couldn't even finish those movies she drove me so crazy#and also this is a purist thing but orcs shouldn't have morgul weapons that was a nazgul thing??? like they they don't make arrows of that#like it could've been poison it should have just been poison#honestly it did the same thing to Kili too I like Aidan Turner but damn I wanted to throw Kili into the sea#I think the actors should have just thrown out the script and improved honestly#like them being kinda friendly okay like presumably not every single elf and dwarf were at each other's throats 24/7#but when you undercut Legolas and Gimli forging their own bond by insisting that this chick 'shows him dwarves aren't bad'#and you take away one of Thranduil's MOST IMPORTANT MOMENTS by instead of having him choose to go help the town#proving that although vain and isolationist he IS an honest leader and on the side of good now they make this rando COMMIT BLOODY TREASON#and point an arrows at him??????#she was “strong female character” [written by a man] so hard it HURT MY HEAD#sorry I have a lot of rage about this#again it's not the actress' fault and I'm mainly just disappointed in Peter for caving#I know who really did this#*stares at Warner Bros*
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krawdad · 6 months ago
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Hot damn there's no statute of limitations on workman's comp cases
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liberty-spiked · 6 months ago
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the insurance that pays me my fucking life just... forgot to do the transaction :)
god forbid a fuck who works for the government does their job. that'd be the first sign of the apocalypse
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