#proving my goddamn point

[viivenn]

the trash taking itself out. irony.

what’s that one song called?

ah right i remember.

i damn sure am starting something. and i intend to finish it, too. :)

[lygma-nygma]

Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.

[howdoyousleep3]

Please vote today

[atopvisenyashill]

i’ve decided to become a “aegon will claim rhaegal, the dragon named for his father, partially as a way to cement his claim against dany/the lannisters, and if jon claims a dragon at all it will be viserion as a narrative tool to get him to explore his feelings on being both aegon’s bastard baby brother and his feelings towards now being technically a cousin to the rest of the starklings when he has centered his identity around being their brother & ned stark’s son for so long” truther, and i can’t lose here bc we’ll never get another book anyway. check and mate suckers!

[phantomsies]

on second thought, I’m thinking I should’ve never come back to this app lmao

[presidentofclaudeloving2024]

Just something I had to put on YouTube and now all of you will see it here too lmao.

[in-fair-verona-we-set-our-scene]

Other reasons Wyll having devil wings would both rule and make sense as a punishment (and why he should have them for me, specifically):

It'd be impossible to pass him off as a weird looking tiefling/he's more obviously fiendish

Maybe even requiring Disguise or Charisma checks at some points of the game to bring Wyll with you?

Hotter? Somehow??? Turns out Wyll can get even hotter

More visually evocative of devils like Mizora and Raphael whose insincerity and "help" contrasts Wyll's sincerity and genuine kindness

But also wings look very noble. Regal, even. It fits Wyll's prince charming aesthetic

Especially contrasts with Raphael's whole farce

Very visible. Can be seen from a distance. Hard to hide

He'd have to alter all his clothes (a pain!)

An excuse for a shirtless Wyll scene? Mayhaps

Bulky. Constantly getting in the way and knocking things over

He'd probably need a bigger tent as well

Sitting or lying down comfortably is even harder than if it were just the horns

Aylin can dismiss her wings at her convenience. Wyll cannot. He'd be stuck with them all the time

Imagine the horror of suddenly sprouting two extra limbs against your will

Using them to shield people

Using them as an umbrella from the rain/sun for a lover/friend like a gentleman (especially for Astarion)

Wrapping whoever he's cuddling or hugging with his wings

As Aylin has shown wings are peak romance. Wyll is a romance guy

Also Aylin-Wyll parallels more visually obvious?!

Wings evoke the idea of a cape. Capes are very heroic

Perhaps he can't fly at first (that'd be OP) but maybe around Act 2 he can glide?

At level 11 or 12 he learns to fly with them or maybe as a character event in Act 3

This would also be around the time Wyll can be freed of his pact(or not) so… symbolism!

Mizora isn't expecting him to escape his contract so his punishment both isolating and making him more useful fits

Plus a punishment that also doubles as a "gift" would fit her vibe. "But I'm so good to you Wyll! Look at the wings I gave you to help you be a hero better even though it was a horrific violation of your bodily autonomy! You owe me!"

Also wings look like a reward instead of a punishment to outsiders, even if Wyll tries to explain. "You did something presumably evil to be rewarded with cool wings by your devil patron" is much more damning and more believable than the truth

Mizora becomes even more insidious and smart in her abuse of Wyll as a result which makes her a more effective villain

Tadpole also nerfed him so Mizora's got to keep her pet warlock alive somehow

Winged but caged symbolism! Wings as ironic symbols of bondage! Wings of bondage reclaimed as symbols of freedom!

Kids would probably think Wyll was even cooler somehow with wings and that'd be cute

I think Wyll specifically would fucking love the freedom of flight. This man would love jumping off cliffs

Literally swooping in to save the day

[solcarow]

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[bambinification]

Yknow how people say having to live with your parents forever as a disabled adult gives you poison damage? Yeah.

[magnus-and-the-dragon]

i would like it known that i just started on a stimulant

and all it has done is make me fucking exhausted all day

[iicaru2]

this post really clocked me as a chuuya kin huh.

KSKSJSLSKSKLASIIS OKAY GENOS-

I'D NEVER SAY NO TO U 🤚

Tagging: @kingkyoujurou @presidentmonica @laudthingcat @kampfkuchen85 @cherrykamado @bxbycake @happygoluckyalexis @tonaken + anyone who wants to <3

[crunchycrystals]

every single time i get feedback on something i get a pit in my stomach and i go like oh im gonna be sick im actually gonna be sick and then i take forever to work up the courage to ask for the feedback or read it and then its literally fine. like 90% of the time they like it or give me really good feedback that helps me improve it and im just a trembling mess for no reason anyways my hands are shaking as i type this its time to fucking read the comments i just got

[firebirdsdaughter]

Oh no…

… I thought about the horrible romance plot in The Hobbit and now I'm angy.

[krawdad]

Hot damn there's no statute of limitations on workman's comp cases

[liberty-spiked]

the insurance that pays me my fucking life just... forgot to do the transaction :)

god forbid a fuck who works for the government does their job. that'd be the first sign of the apocalypse

[starrbucky]

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