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Recently I’ve been getting anons and comments doubting the validity of some of the stories I tell on here. There’s nothing I can do to convince you that the stories I tell on here are completely genuine. All I can say is that they really are. I only post the wackiest, most interesting or funny stories of my life on here. You don’t get much of the boring day to day stuff.
Truth is, I come from a very long line of crazy people. When my dad was in med school he and some friends planted a small homemade bomb in an abandoned bathroom at their university. His roommate stole a pancreas from the corpse lab and put it in a girl’s backpack. The entire med school was suspended because no one owned up to it. My uncle would sneak out at night with my grandma’s car and she’d find out because she’d check the mileage and see it’d gone up, so my uncle started driving her car backwards since that didn’t increase the mileage. He got arrested driving her car backwards on the highway to another town. My uncle would steal my grandpa’s shotgun, tell his friends to jump in the pool, and start firing it randomly at the backyard. My cousin genuinely had two weed smoking girlfriends who were also girlfriends with each other. My great uncle had an affair exposed by having his intimate photos and videos with his mistress sent to the family groupchat by people who stole his phone, all because they were salty that my aunt told them to go fuck themselves when they messaged her asking for money. My aunt took out all her life savings and moved to another state to build a bunker because she believes the apocalypse is coming, and she didn’t even take any of her children. I don’t know how to tell you this, but life is just stranger than fiction sometimes. The sample size of life stories you get on my blog are just the instances in which that’s true.
#I don’t make money on tumblr I don’t have any mutuals I talk to this is truly just where I deposit my wackiest thoughts and experiences#there’s nothing I can do to prove to you that I’m being truthful when I make these posts but I just am#you not believing me doesn’t make it any less true it just robs you of basking in the ridiculousness that is my life#There are many mental illnesses running through my family but the one I inherited is bipolar disorder lol#there’s probably many more that didn’t reach me. whatever the fuck my uncle has being one of them#he was also arrested because he did a bunch of coke and started walking completely naked on top of the fence walls around the property#when you consider my family you actually discover that I am incredibly normal and well adjusted#please also remember that my family is from small town Brazil#shit like this just happens#this isn’t even touching on my great grandma who was a psychic
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"A good day at the office"
Jordan Thompson after beating Hubi
#I am sad for Hubi#I like Hubi#But also a good day at the office after being a top 10 seed#i say a good day at the office if there was a morning tea or i sent an email#i guess different offices ( would say Thommo isn't fighting property to get a lighting adjustment)#yes i am sleep deprived and rambling#us open 2024#the aussies are going deep
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👀 imagine in a future update, the Subway brings you to Unova. It's a small area to explore, not sure where that would be. Anville town probably?? Eh it's a idea for the distant future we don't gotta figure that out
—Rando Anon
Ps. Skedaddle skedoodle, I am a wet noodle
Emmet's 10 heart event consists of taking the farmer on a date to Nimbasa and we do have a trip to Anville Town planned as a station repair event (after unlocking the subway)! We posted this earlier, but you'll meet Cilan in Anville Town.
I wouldn't say Unova is exactly a small place to explore though ^^;;
If I do add it as a map you could freely explore (via the Train Station mod, of course!), I'm worried about if people would expect to be able to do things other than walk around (and waste precious daylight before you pass out at 2...). It's just a lot of walking space!
Outside of events (your guided tour with submas!), the Unova maps are mostly there for the novelty of it all. You would be wandering around aimlessly in New York. It's not like you should go around chopping down trees or start swinging around a sword at Pokemon. There's no real incentive to go there gameplay-wise. Unovans don't exactly care about the farmer as a tourist either.
But eh... If we do end up making Anville Town an accessible location, don't expect to be able to barge into other people's homes
▷ Station Steward Thylak
#mail car connecting line#Nimbasa probably won't be accessible since I need there to be no lighting properties so I can adjust it throughout the event#Daytime... sunset... night... Emmet is keeping you there all day
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"we tried to do no screens under three and for the most part it's worked"
the bar is in hell
in what way would it not work?? was your child born with a screen growing out of his hands? do you have to lock your doors and bar your windows or a screen will creep into his bedroom in the night and start giving him ADHD with YouTube fetish content and endless replays of Moana? he is under three he literally cannot do ANYTHING that you do not allow him to do
#can he like. choose not to do things you want him to? yes#but apart from tantrums and minor property damage he is utterly incapable of anything#it appalls me how people now just act like iPad from birth is just an unfortunate fact of life like it's human nature and can't be avoided#just adjusted around#they literally only came out in 2010 what do you think people were doing at every moment of the day before then
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EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY LITTLE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN
#the bow tie is adjustable n we removed it after the pic hehe HES SO FUCKING ADORABLE#MY BABY WHO DID NOTHING WRONGGG#I WILL NAME MY PROPERTIES TO U MY BABY
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dongrang and shrenne
#property of ruf#limbus company#pmoon#lcb spoilers#limbus spoilers#i don't have a dongrang tag yet well.#a definitely very well adjusted man#we'll see if i change this later#pov: you are just a little hater#yes i know my shrenne tag is literally referencing this but you guys just don't get it i need everyone to see the vision
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i still havent figured out the deal with prosciutto and pesci in wayr
#its rly difficult because i basically have to unbizarre the bizarre adventure#and i have to adjust for the way i formatted things as well#like i didn't write in sale and zucchero because there's no motivation for them to have any involvement#in the wayr au polpo is like the principal and isn't really written in the story much bc Vice Principal Bruno is a more active character#and has more interaction on average with the students as pseudo-guidance-counsellor#polpo didn't die and there's no treasure so sale and zucchero have no motivations to be relevant so i didn't write them#and bruno doesn't have to do anything for the role of 'capo' since he's pretty much already in an analogous position in the school#and like ive turned a bunch of assassins with supernatural abilities into schoolkids in way over their heads with espionage attempts#their motivation isnt boss underpaying em its some of their besties nearly died taking a bet too far and ofc they dont trust cops bc acab#and partially bc 1. theyre delinquents 2. sorbet and gelato are a gay couple and (3.) were in fact trespassing on private property#wayr fic#jjba#golden wind#vento aureo#prosciutto#pesci#im not saying there's no supernatural elements like i think trish's debut makes it clear there's some weird shit happening#it's just supernatural because in this world it's /not/ normal because there are no stands and bizarre shit is an outlier
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this is just a me thing but i find i cant much ingest content about bad alien races or whatever where the premise is like. the main character drops down on a planet and has to deal with the violent alien race because first off. you are a visitor to that planet if you come in there and they dont exactly want you there i can reason why the aliens would be aggressive. two i was spoiled by outer wilds so at this point the ''these people on a different planet want you DEAD'' plot in most sci fi just makes me yawn. like just go somewhere else then thats their home after all
#its because (EOTE SPOILERS) in OW the owlk are aggresive for a very good reason you are an intruder and they are making you wake up#so you get out of their simulation. and the game doesnt really take the stance i dont like because theres no way to be aggresive back#you are recognized as an outsider and therefore have to play as an outsider stealthing around and not disturbing who are left in there#and it also makes sense why they wanna re adjust your spine#theyre terrified and a common reaction to fear is aggression. literally fear of the unknown is a major plot to the game#and its going both ways between you the hatchling and them the owlk where they are scared of you just as you are scared of them#so what theyre trying to do is wake you up and what you are trying to do is avoid them#but fear of the unknown where people drop on planets that look like they can hold life and suddenly youre surprised theres life there?#thats just hilarious in how stupid your mc looks. like there are trees and bushes here you are probably on someones property
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We're expecting rain and gale force winds in a few days.
Wonderful.
There are warnings that the trees injured or killed by the recent ice storm may come crashing down or drop damaged parts. We're being told to collect firewood if we have a fireplace, fuel for propane tanks, batteries, non-perishables, medical supplies, warm clothes, and clean water because we may lose power and water.
Wonderful.
#chaosfay talks#at least our insurance adjuster will be here soon. february 7th at 1PM. i hope it's not the guy who owns the property next to us
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what psd did you use for your interview with the vampire gifs? if you don’t mind sharing! it’s gorgeous!
I don't mind at all! For IWTV I made a psd from another one that I used as a base, but I changed up a lot of the layer properties. The main guide I used for it was this tutorial, but my approach is a bit different in terms of changing the properties for Selective Color Red. The biggest issue with coloring scenes in the show is that almost all lighting (save for the Dubai scenes) is yellow, so that will obviously be reflected on the characters throughout. In order to avoid over-saturating skin tones, I'd recommend adjusting the Selective Color Layer properties, and maybe using Color Balance Layer to neutralize the yellow a bit by switching the value over to Blue. Usually I would add a negative value to the Cyan property on Red for Selective Color in order to highlight the color, but for this show I don't think that is necessary. Another problem is the difference in lighting and Vibrance when it comes to how your gif may look on a computer screen vs the tumblr app. I have this issue every time I make gifs for IWTV because the gifs will look fine on my computer, but then look slightly over-saturated on the app. So I'd suggest going for a middle-ground in some way when coloring scenes. Also, dark lit scenes can be a literal pain to color and it's very hard to brighten them up without ruining the overall look of the scene. Brightness-Contrast and Curves layers can help you out a lot, here. The Curves layers I use are pretty simple, so I adjust the Contrast by using a Gradient Map in order to not lose the shadows in scenes, but you can easily adjust the curve with two or more points and emphasize the contrast through it, if you'd like. Here's the PSD. This one looks good for most past scenes, but for the Dubai ones, I'd highly recommend that you get rid of some of the Levels/Brightness layers because all Dubai scenes are better lit, and they're all with LED lighting, so the issue that you'd normally have with neutralizing the yellow in past scenes is the opposite here. I'd recommend maybe adding more Vibrance for these scenes and adjusting the Selective Color Red properties here, so that none of the characters (particularly Louis and Armand) look washed out, and getting rid of the Color Balance layers or using it with different properties. Hope this helps!
#interview with the vampire#psd#ask#answered#I'm sorry for rambling but yeah it goes without saying#don't be afraid to adjust properties! even in ready-to-use psds#photoshop ask
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every single fictional character i like should split and have mood swings like me. "ohhhhh but it's not canotical" "ohh they have good control over their emotions and stable views on the world" i don't fucking care. i see cq in his fake desert i see klavier's control dialogue i see dahlia and her serial murders and komaeda and the gun literally fuck with me right now. we need to stop being cowards about our fictional character headcanons i think everyone should kill people always because i can't
#neg#omg am i having an episode right now is this episode coded is that what we're doing oh my God should we tell all your friends#should we call the president oh my God mare is having an episode right now guys don't freak but it's finally happening aaaahhh#we've been waiting forever but our queen's finally back she's having an episode oh my God we stan like crazy oh my God i'm calling everyone#can we have a cake at the episode tell me we're having cake at the episode i'm buying a cake it's official girls oh my God AAAH#she's so crazy LOVEEE her. oh my God!!!#anyway i think my blond bitch rockstar fave should get to kill the titular character!#sorry i hate the fucking name censoring in tags i'm trying to ween off of it cause it's like not accessible tee bee aych#but like i need to speak my truth so we're doing epithets#he should literally get to kill him and rip his carpet up WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABT IT#they all make him cry or whatever this isn't the right blog for this but i've got images okay#enough crying enough consolation hugging where's my apology only for it to not be accepted and things to be fucking over#where's MY catharsis you know. this barbie needs catharsis!#i'm super light headed i should super stop posting but like who am i going to text in these conditions#the answer is nobody nobody wants to text my phone like they can blow it up it's fine w/e#i'd make instagram stories but it'll be like a whole thing and they'll report me again for mental illness#i'm going to stop apologizing for having breakdowns publicly actually. if you were like this you would too.#actually maybe you wouldn't because you'd be soooo well adjusted well i'm a weak bitch like actually#and my bones are fucking breaking right now so i'm gonna tell everyone about it <3#i licherally don't want to damage public property now and by that i mean my room LMAOOOO#this is nawt public property but the paints so nice
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The Savage She-Hulk (1980) #1
#so Jen is being affected by her anger#she gets more angry the further this goes on#but not to the extent that it would effect her intelligence#and she’s not so out of control that she’s endangering innocent people or causing that much property damage comparatively to the Hulk#when she’s charging through the hospital she gets assumed to be some kind of villain based on her appearance and demeanor#and she rushes through that group but without really hurting them#and as she’s going after the guys that tried to kill her she talks about how she’s so powerful and she can do anything#but she doesn’t lose sight of wanting to work within the legal system#she gets the crook to confess in front of the cops and then immediately let him go#and she’s allowed to leave because ‘there’s no law against green skin’#while Jen is immediately connected to the Hulk and titled the She-Hulk I wonder how his reputation will affect her in her own stories#while she doesn’t do anything villainous in this first story#she’s just a particularly aggressive female hero#I wouldn’t even consider ripping a street sign out of the group to use as a weapon to be that far out of bounds of normal hero behavior#it’s really the ‘I have the strength now- The Power! I can do anything! Anything!’ stuff that differentiates her there#but still at the end that nurse is talking about how ‘That female savage was just horrible!’#so we’ll see how this goes for Jen#as she tries to adjust to this while maintaining her regular life#which Bruce did for a time but that fell apart and really was doomed because his regular life was working for General Ross#I’m assuming that Jen will be better on that front and that in her occupation as a lawyer she won’t be expected to go after the She-Hulk#and also she’s already a lot more confident than Bruce#‘I’ve become a gamma-ray monster- like poor Doc! But I’ll learn to live with it!’#marvel#jennifer walters#my posts#comic panels
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Uh...individual ownership is the basis of capitalism...
I think we're perhaps confusing UltraMegaCorpSuperMonopolySuperPAC capitalism, a terrible and destructive offshoot of capitalism, with all forms of capitalism
This is as opposed to all property held in trust by the government/community and allocated on a needs basis
There's no pure capitalism or pure socialism or pure communism that works ideally, cuz humans gonna human. There are pros to capitalism (I like having personal property. So do many others) and massive cons when it's left unchecked (hello wealth concentration so that 1% of Americans have more wealth than...(hold on while I google it) the entire American middle class. Estimates I'm seeing:
Bottom 20% (low income) Americans hold 3% of American wealth while the middle 60% hold 26% and the top 1% hold 26.5% usatoday 2023)
Bottom 50% hold 2.6%, 50-90% hold 30.7%, 90-99% hold 36.3%, 99-99.9% hold 16.6%, top 0.1% hold 14% (bankrate.com 2024)
Note that wealth =/= income. Wealth is owning assets--real property (real estate, land, housing), stock market investments, even your health/life...technically this is all inside parentheses so let's close that shall we)
Anywho, call the problem by the right name. It's economic inequality (both wealth inequality and income inequality) that's the biggest issue.
I fucking hate this "capitalism is when you make money, the more money you make, the more capitalism it is" mindset people have gotten. No, an artist selling their own work is not them engaging in capitalism, it's literally a worker owning their own means of production.
Remember capitalism is someone profiting off of someone else's labor though owning capital. It is not simply the act of profiting at all.
#look I'm mad at capitalism#but the poorest to richest of us deserve to at least own their own clothing/other personal property and that's...capitalism#we can put ties and restraints and taxes and income adjustments on capitalism and socialize utilities etc but we're not gonna completely#eliminate every vestige of capitalism
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honestly as much as i love him cannibal gregor feels incredibly undertuned... his actual damage numbers are fine enough ig but his coins are so low (his skill 3 only manages to get a NINE if everything rolls heads) and his bleed and paralyze application is so low that even if he does pull out a clashing miracle he lacks synergy for the units he theoretically should synergize the most with (cannibal ryōshū + kurokumo hong lu) so he honestly feels like one of the weakest units in the game rn... the only thing he really has going for him is his passives which are both pretty good and easy to maintain w/ a proper team setup but other than that... i can only imagine that they wanted to avoid making this unit too good considering it's his first dedicated bleed unit and it has gluttony on it so it'll contribute to easy legerdemain spam decently well but i honestly just don't know if that's enough to dedicate a slot on a team for over g corp gregor in most instances since g corp would have pretty good bleed output w/ proper legerdemain support anyway
#property of ruf#ruf's chit chat#limbus company#pmoon#gregor lcb#an apple a day prevents trauma decay#just wanted to go on a little rant about how disappointing his kit ended up being#i was honestly really excited for him when we got kit previews but his numbers... his numbers...#if they wanted to buff him without making him absolutely ridiculous i would honestly say like#replace like all of his bleed application w/ bleed count application#bump the coins on his skill 3 from +1 to +2 and replace the heal at the end of it w/ a#next turn paralyze that scales its application off of how much bleed count the target has#oh and make the s3 first coin do 2 bleed count instead of 1#i don't think that would be like too crazy and even w/o the s3 heal his passive should keep him healthy so#i think that would work#but idk if they would want to do like. big kit adjustments like that lmao
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