#prolly said something stupid like ���what happened” or “did i miss something lol”
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When your bitch sleep like they're in rigormortis
#calf1sh#callie cuttlefish#callie splatoon#splatoon#dedf1sh#this happens often btw#the first time it happened callie flipped out and called an ambulance#when they arrive and callie is telling them what happend#acht gets up and walks behind callie confused as hell#prolly said something stupid like “what happened” or “did i miss something lol”#acht splatoon
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More random things I thought about, probably counts as headcanons?? plus an imagine or two, most of these I thought of my own Mc so sry if it seems a little specific lol,
mammon can play the guitar, theres no reason for me to think this, I could just totally imagine him playing for Mc and its cute and cheesey:))
one time satan handed Mc a book and said that it was one of his favorites and that he highly suggested it!!! so Mc and him sat around for a while, and after about 20 minutes satan noticed Mc hadn't even gotten past the first page, and when questioned what was wrong, Mc shamefully put down the book and said "..... this is written in a language so dead its a fossil... But I tried to figure it out..." satan thought it was sweet they tried, but also a little dumb of them, still sweet though! so instead he read it out loud to them.
One time Mc hugged Mephisto, like big ol "you can't escape this" hug, he had most likely done something that made them very happy. he tried to play it off like he was upset about them doing it but it was obvious he adored the praise, (and the idea that it prolly pissed off lucifer)
Imagine a teen Mc and lucifer getting into a big fight, things are said and they have to sit away from each other to calm down. the brothers think it'll blow over but underestimate how much more determined T!Mc was to not apologize first. eventually Lucifer breaks cause Ik that stupid old man misses that stupid kid talking to him and being silly,(probably only after about half a month lets be fr) but it leads to just a cute little moment of communication
Thirteen has bitten solomon before, thats all, I have a strong belief that this beautiful woman(though I've only seen her once in game cause I cant progress for the life of me) has intense goblin energy, she seems very silly
imagine Dia slapping a noble with a smile on his face, as if that would ever happen in the history of ever, but imagine how SCARY it would be omfg, his cheery laugh complimented by the loud crack of his palm colliding with some rich bastards fake cheek bones
one time lucifer thought a nice b-day present for satan would be a kitten, since he'd proven that he is responsible.... and so did mammon... and levi... and asmo... so basically when gifts happen its the slow realization that they all got him the same thing as satan just gets happier and happier.
#obey me#obey me mc#obey me mammon#obey me asmodeus#obey me leviathan#obey me lucifer#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me satan#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me diavolo#obey me mephisto#obey me imagines#obey me headcanons
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Ive decided to skip ahead and read book 3 with no context lol so i may be missing lots of details but i know i wont go through with reading the whole thing if i dont skip. Read chapter 4. The fact Jungkook thinks hes “won” is disgusting to me, its not about winning or loosing. I understand his pov but this is just messed up. I think he should getting therapy too honestly he became a star at such a young age thats got to mess u up a bit. Sasha sounds so defeated in her voice mail, I hope she sticks up for herself more bc this group at the tattoo shop seem like trouble. He wants to “fit in and seem cool” bc he doesnt like his bb image which is ok, but he doesnt want to change artists bc he doesnt want ppl to control his life. Im sorry, i would understand this in any logical situation, but this is just outright stupid. You want sasha to support u getting tattoos well she is now! But everytime she looks at them she’ll be reminded of the time they spent apart and the girl he fucked how she supposed to be supportive of that. Also, whats the point of going to ur friends if u don’t take their advice. Oh right, you don’t want their advice, you just want them to be on ur side bc u want to “win”. And not sticking up for your gf, Stop no excuse. He gave her a sexual disease ofc he did smh 🤦♀️ Shes just asking u to change artists why are her feelings not valid and naoks (whatever her name is) is. So you kept a promise to support the girl u fucked, but don’t think abt ur gf’s feelings. He said he was thinking of telling her after if his “plan” had gone right, yet she prolly would’ve been upset then too so why are u surprised she yelled in the car. And naiko or whatevers comments were so fucking out of line she def took a photo and is prolly gonna blackmail jk and then hes gonna realize shes not the “cool girl” he thought she was but by then it’ll be too late. Sasha deserves so much better than this man go find a man who doesnt think of arguments as games. Is it wrong that i want jk to face some karma… I was shaking while reading this chapter bc smth similar like this has happend to me b4 so maybe its my emotions talking. Anyways luv u bye~
NO context!!!! 🤣🤣 I can't imagine what that's like, there's sooo much history in the first two books. This feels like a social experiment now hahaha.
I'm so sorry something similar happened to you though! I think scenes like this get very personal feeling when there's overlap with any real lived experiences.
I see the "I won!" thought Jungkook had coming up a LOT with readers, which is in particular very amusing to me. Yeah, no one should be approaching arguments with a partner as win/lose... but really none of y'all ever had that little thought when your partner finally sees your way or agrees to defer to you and you think "fuck yeah, I won" ??? 😂 You are all better people than me. I wouldn't say it but... 🤣
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Hey! What were you referring to when you spoke about Simone finding out about what Nicola did? Sorry if you already mentioned it somewhere but I can't seem to find it. Spill the tea sis 😂
Lmao I can't escape this! (I'm joking but just wanted to put this drama to bed) Hi anon, thank you for asking so nicely and I think I'll do a recap on what went down on my blog earlier so yall can catch up and all the info is in one place. Okay so the gist is:
I wake up at around 10am, the first thing I see in my fandom gc is that Nicola kind of snubbed Regé in her stories AGAIN (I say again because remember how she shaded Regé when he left by liking tweets and IG stories last year? Yeah similar vibe) and Lav made a post about it that you can find here with my addition to it.
I was pretty harsh on Nicola and I was pretty disgusted with her behaviour at this point after her doing a lot of things I didn't agree with since Bridgerton has come out. So I made it clear this is the last time I'll directly speak on that. Then both Lav and I got asks about it. Since my blog is safe space for opinions similar to mine, I published them, with one or two small notes and fully agreeing with most of the opinions. You can find them here and here, I also reblogged a bunch of Lav's asks too you can scroll through my blog and find them.
So all these coupled together, apparently pissed someone off and they took it upon themself to leave a nasty ask in my ask box. Because it's hate I didn't want to give it the time of day by posting it so I vague posted about it (the post you saw about me saying what I said about Simone) and let it go to bed. The gist of the ask is them calling me a bully for rightfully criticising Nicola's actions over the last year with her cast mates, especially Regé and said I was rotten and just a bunch of stupid hate anon shit. [I dunno how I am the bully when I'm not saying this shit to Nicola but the anon was up in my asks bullying me lmao - the hypocrisy]
And one part of the ask mentioned that it's a pity I'm a Simone fan because she's so kind and I'm rotten lmao why did they bring Simone into this?? So this is the part where I responded to in my vague post saying "Simone is too busy to care about this shit and prolly doesn't know Nicola did that. And if she see that story, she would be disgusted too." That being Nicola snubbing Regé in the post.
Finally the anon sent another ask, I blocked them and deleted it before I could properly read it but I'm sure they called me disgusting lol okay. Hence me popping off some more on my vague post.
It was really sweet and funny of Lav to defend me after with this addition It's hella funny to have my friend be my hate ask filter but NO ONE SEND HATE TO HER OKAY! She's the best person I know. If you hate me and got something to say to me, come off anon or go bitch to your friends about me like a normal person. Don't send hate.
And all this happened before noon my time. Me rn:
✨ And that's what you missed on Glee!✨
#I hope this cleared things up anon!!#bridgerton#Fandom Drama#Regé Jean Page#Just trying to defend my man dammit#You Know Who#Penalty (Bridgerton)
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Okayz....With all the red herring theory we are coming across, I guess Sunrise did give us a lot of more evidence to work with!
Let me begin by saying how can the theory of Rin giving birth to the twins be absolutely nullified.
For this, I would be taking the help of a very unreliable narrator.
Mr. Unreliable Narrator or Riku has mentioned a lot of things to us in the ep. 15, and yes, the asshole went as far as comparing us to fishes! So this is me getting angry like a 10yr old and lashing out against Riku.
Such stupidity aside, Riku did show the story from his P.O.V. But there are some things which could be said that he was privy of. Say, like some things that happened inside the birthing hut was out of his sight. Even if we consider him an immortal demon, he can atmost hear some conversations but not really see what had happened. And as we all know, such things could wind up in a huge misubderstanding chain!
1) Beginning of the episode with some lines bet. Kaede and MirSan's twins about Rin giving birth. No where was it mentioned to whose kids.
Like maybe Kaede could have given some lines like, "Yes, and I hope Sesshoumaru-sama was here for the birth of his firstborns!"
So Riku had only seen them conversing about Rin's condition but no one had mentioned Sess being the dad.
2) The convo. b/w Sango and Kagome.
Kagome: I do not even have morning sickness and my baby bump is not showing much!
This piece of info. was pretty much thrown out there and I believe is a very imp. piece. That one line says a lot.
a) Kagome was not really too far into her pregnancy. As could be said from her lack of morning sickness and signs of baby bump. Now pregnancy really varies within people but what could be the significance of showing such a context useless thing in a show? This could only mean that Kags was not too far into her preg.
b) Kags being too cool about not having said symptoms, which are often times used to prove a healthy pregnancy. Shows that she knows too much about pregnancy. This can mean that she has been preg. before and knows what to expect. Ya this can also mean that she had prolly taken care of many birthing females in the vil. and hence is now an expert midwife. But again, what's the need of such useless info. in the hyh context?
c) Sango and Kagome's convo. could also be something to show that Kag's health needs more attention. Which can mean that Moroha is indeed her second birthing. Maybe Towa and Setsuna had different dev. times with Moroha. Hence even if they were concieved at the same time and are triplets, Moroha needed some more time to come out. And hence Sango went on about Kagome being due in a few days and Kagome was all about how she was feeling 'Okay enough to be present at Rin's delivery time'.
d) Moroha is born way later! You would thing a small scuffle bet. Sess and Kirin could have taken days or maybe months. Which once again shows that the 'late delivery' time period might have been there to prove a point, such and such as Kagome's body recovering from her first birth before going for Moroha's delivery.
3) Riku asking Kagome to convince Inu ans Sess to destroy that comet. Why ask Kags at all, i don't know, why not go to Rin and ask her to convince Sess. I hardly doubt Rin would have ignored such a thing.
4) The convo. b/w Sess. and Zero begins with no pretext.
Jaken: Looks like they are born!
What I can gather from this is that, maybe the kids had been born for days, who knows? Maybe they were just being kept in that hut for a while. And Sess. had finally arrived to take his kids cause he had sensed danger.
Zero: Your daughters are in danger!
How does she know he had daughters? If they had not been born for sometime, why would Zero's tone come out as, 'Look this is common knowledge, you had hanyou daughters!'
Thus I believe that they might have been born for a while!
4) Inside the hut, Riku had no clue what was happening inside the hut. The convo. he had heard were snipets without a visual aid. Hence the unreliability of his word.
a) Rin gave birth. But who knows if it was a different kid to Towa and Setsuna.
b) Kagome asked her to name them. As I have already said that Towa and Setsuna might have had different growth period as compared to Moroha. I think that Kagome had probably given them birth some months ago and then they remained in Kaede's hut since Kagome was weak. Then Kagome was resting in her own hut and that was the first evening she came out after feeling mildly better, thus was the first time she saw her kids. Then she might have asked Rin to name them coz she was Sess's precious daughter and Kagome justed wanted her to name the twins (like an older sis. naming her younger ones).
c) Sesshoumaru came into the hut and took the kids away. Why was Kags so chill about him taking the kids away? Maybe she knew as well that the kids were in danger. Maybe she is the one who had given Jaken that barrier spell (looked a lot to me like Kag's blue powers). That was maybe why she asked him to join Inu in destroying the comet (Oh, and he stopped again when Kags called him) and Jaken gave her a letter saying the time and date and all was written in there (maybe Sess knew their enemies were listening and he chose a letter to contact Kags about some sepcific secret info.) Otherwise he could have I don't know, handed over the note to Inu. Why Kagome??
4) Sess took the kids away and kept them near Goshinboku. Why Goshinboku? Did he know that the kids could escape through the time barrier if any danger fell on them? And then the barrier than Jaken erected to keep them safe.
5) Sess sealed InuKag away in a pearl. How and when did he know that Inu got back the pearl? You would think Inu told Sess, 'Hey, bro, I got the pearl back, you can poke it out any time ya want!' LOL! Fat chance of that happening. So maybe this discrepancy is actually the thing which proves that there had been some contact between InuKag and Sess. Why would Sess. bother keeping in contact with InuKag at such an intimate and regular basis? If Kags was not the mom of his firstborn?
6) While Kags and Inu were being sealed, Kagome did not even fight. Just gave Moroha away and shouted some half-assed 'I'm not giving Moroha away'. Maybe there was some secret plan in that letter afterall and Kags knew all about it. She must have kept it out of Inu's knowledge, well for his hot headed reasons.
7) A really small but weird detail. How Kags was the first to be sucked into the pearl. Maybe Sess actually wanted to protect her more and gave her first priority.
8) About how Inu's meido would be needed for later purposes. There a lot of such missing pieces in the episode.
9) And who was protecting them against racist enemies while Moroha was in Kags womb? Seems to me Sess and Inu were protecting her then!
Thus I feel that maybe Kagome is after all the mother and Rin had given birth to maybe Kohaku's kids (the reason why MirSan's twins were all about cherishing said kid more than Hisui!)
A working theory, what do you guys think?
#sesskag#sesshoumaru#inuyasha#anime#kagome#inuyasha series#inuyasha sequel#sesshomaru x kagome#hyh theories#hyh
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Huge-ask post (I am VERY funny)
Because I have so many questions that can be answered with just text, and I have mentioned my dislike of filling my art blog up with Words Words Words... let’s get them all done in one go!
(You guys can blacklist #rattytalks if you’re just here for the draws, btw)
A shit ton of asks under the cut!
Anonymous said: So for the center of the world, what with it being forcefully PG and all Bad Thoughts TM being prevented, how does having kids happen? Do parents just black out and wake up holding a child in their arms and vague memories of the last 9 months?
Ever seen a movie where they do that “and one day... a baby was born!” thing and a kid just appears offscreen with no explanation?
(This is how it works everywhere, Edgelands included; no one does the do or gets pregnant in this setting.)
Anonymous said: Hello! Quick question, and sorry if you’ve answered this before, but can other elves see the “intangible” bits of one another? Big fan of your work btw!
Nope! And thank you!
Anonymous said: Leopold was in my dream last night but I sadly cannot remember any of it.
I am SO sorry. I will try to keep my stinky murder men out of your head in the future.
Anonymous said: are the floaty bits stuck in one spot, or could the one they are attached to learn to move them around their body as long as its still within a certain distance? like, someone with the Floaty limbs, lets call him Ray, can move his limbs all over his body, allowing him to do all sorts of neat things that others with their attached limbs probably couldn't?
Whatever you want, honestly. As a general rule of thumb I don’t like putting down TOO many hard rules that prevent people from having fun with this setting. (Please ignore and scrap anything you think is stupid, I do this all the time and enjoy keeping this setting inconsistent and contradictory)
Anonymous said: Do elf names work off of Death Note rules, or is it like, if you know one elf’s name, all elves with that name are now unable to harm you? So if all the elf brothers are named Martin, for example, does it only work with blue?
I think it’s prolly just the one! Probably? Idk, might change if I think of something funnier.
Anonymous said: Can elves do magic on themselves or does thst go against the knowing name rule
Most people tend to know their own names, lol. So in my opinion, no, but don’t let me stop you if you got a fun idea.
Anonymous said: Could an Elf stitch on parts from another elf and have them work? i.e an Elf's finds the arm of another Elf. "Hey, free arm, might as well put it to good use", so they attach the arm and now they can give three high fives at once!
Same deal as previous questions, I personally would say no, but I also encourage people to do whatever the hell they want. It’s more fun that way!
Anonymous said: I bet elves are greasy to the touch.
They’re very powdery! Like if you rolled them in flour. And by flour I mean nasty glowing elf dandruff.
Anonymous said: Can elves fly or are their wings just for show?
No flying!!! (Unless you’re a mousefly)
Anonymous said: Something tells me that the elves would LOVE Obatzda.
Had to look that up, but definitely!
no1fan15: Not sure if someone asked already- Does Edgeworld have any equivalent to demons and angels? Like the old rubberhose cartoon kind?
Demons, yes! That’s what imps are: basically any demon, devil, or generic monster, but tiny! Even a couple of pop culture critters in there, there’s probably a very small gillman or robot monster running around there somewhere.
Angels, not so far.
Anonymous said: How come Margaret hasn't yeeted George's jar into the Edge yet
I’d say being locked in a closet is good enough! (and also I need him for plot reasons, don’t tell anyone)
Anonymous said: If elves have knees bulges in the front then do they have butt bulges in the back?
i do not want to think about elf bulges
Anonymous said: So if you find a baby Therewoof and you say "aw you're so cute", their true name is So Cute?
Yep!
Anonymous said: Since a Therewoof's true name can be something like "cutie pie" or "dingus", does their name have to be spoken with "intent" for it to doggo-fy them? Or do they just have to live with the reality that any casual conversation/flirting can make them lose up to a month to Doggy Mode? My mom has little terrier dog named "Sweetie" so that got me thinking 'bout Therewoof names. & Anonymous said: here's a good question: If someone says a therewoof's true name, but not reffering to them, does it still affect them?
Just saying it will do! It’s based on those old werewolf stories where calling out the person’s name will change them back into a human/cure them, and a lot of the time it was by accident.
(My favorite is the one where they slam the door on the wolf’s tail and then say his name, and the dude ends up with a wolf tail for the rest of his life.)
Anonymous said: Would Seeing eye Therewoofs be a thing?
I... guess? Probably? Since regular dogs can turn into woofs, yeah. You might have to start paying em once they turn into a person tho.
Anonymous said: Was ChalkZone ever an inspiration for you? Because I just love the silly world of ChalkZone and I noticed getting that same warm feeling when thinking about Edgeworld.
Maaaan, I wish. I’ve only seen about three episodes or so, but it seems really fun!
Anonymous said: So I saw your mimic post, and even though I don't think I've seen any other of your art before I was absolutely HAMMERED with an indescribable sense of slightly unsettling strangeness and comfortable familiarity. Your art feels like something from like, an old point and click computer game I would have had formative memories of before accidentally losing or scratching the disc therefore making me unsure if it ever REALLY existed. Sorry for being weird but I love the wacky nostalgia feel here
Aaaaaah, THANK YOU! That is SUCH a cool comparison and I appreciate!!!
Anonymous said: If the Edgeworld is based on cartoons then is there a Reverse Edge-world that’s based on anime?
Lol, I mean I DID have an anime phase for a while there, so...
caydebug: Man I’d love to see this as a cartoon some day
Honestly, same. Best you’re gonna get is the occasional animatic or gif, tho.
Anonymous said: Does anyone..."go" in Edgeworld? or is it like Pleasantville where bathrooms exist but there are no toilets in them because acknowledging it is yucky?
Oh god I keep getting asked this and have been avoiding it like the damn plague. But... Uh. No. No they do not. I am begging you all not to send any followup questions.
Anonymous said: Have you considered putting computer viruses or illnesses in with the buggymen? Since those are typically called ‘bugs’
Sure!
Anonymous said: are there any limits to what an Animimic could posess? i.e if they were in a costume of a Buggieman with multiple arms, could they control all of them? what about a small Mousefly costume? can multiple fit into one costume like a clown car? and what about in pitch black darkness, where you can only see the lights of their eyes and not their bodies? could one fit inside the pocket of a jacket you are wearing and help you steal things/wield a gun like a living turret?
Since clothing fills into the body type of the intended wearer, they would indeed be able to control all arms/legs in buggieman clothes.
Size restrictions is one of these things I wanna try to be vague about: I personally have been imagining them sticking to hiding in things no smaller than, um. Maybe imp sized, but really, whatever. It’s a cartoon eyeball critter!
You can put multiple animimics in one outfit!
They can move around just fine in darkness without being off screen, yeah!
And sure why not. lol
Anonymous said: I know you have been asked this once before, and you said nah you don't, but with a few more months of worldbuilding, do you have an idea for what could be down the edge now? 🤔
Not really! It’s not super important, honestly. I’d say any fan theory is about as valid as anything else I can come up with.
ps2polpo: I doubt you’ll ever elaborate on The Edge but I like to imagine there’s just one dude there like the Nowhere Man from the Yellow Submarine movie. Mostly cause the thought of someone accidentally winding up there being like “where am I?” And there’s just a guy casually waving at him like a friendly neighbor is funny to me & Anonymous said: The implication that the Edge is the physical manifestation of edginess so there’s probably like, Trevor Henderson monsters hanging out down there.
See above question! Valid! I also accept falling forever, getting erased from existence, ending up in another universe, getting stuck in limbo with thousands of other people, whatever you want, really!
Anonymous said: " he has very few bones and weighs basically nothing, " "Fastball special" trope, but with Leo?
YEET THE NASTY MAN
Anonymous said: did you ever watch dragon tales as a kid? because george and margaret make me think of murderous zak and wheezie from that show, and i love it to bits
I did not, but I would have loved it. Definitely up my alley!
(watched Quest for Camelot a loooot, though!)
Imma go ahead and stop here! There’s more but I’ve been writing for well over an hour and I have things to do. If your question is missing I’m either saving it for later, wasn’t entirely sure how to answer, or it’s spoilery.
Will probably do another one of these at some point!
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one day kitty; Kita version
《inspired by movie A Whisker Away》
✿✿ you wished to be with the person you like and wish granted. whiskers, button nose, tail, four legs and ears on top of the head; you turned into a cat. with this, you are given the opportunity to be with the person you want to express your affections to. but as a cat. and only in one day.
― haikyuu characters x cat!reader imagines!
❀ masterlist ❀
the wheel of names have spoken.
kita was having a good time by himself in his grandmother’s rice fields, feeling the breeze like the precious farm boi he is,,, when he saw a cat sleeping on a wet patch in the middle of the field
gathering concern for the little cat, he brought him home and decided to clean it up
then you woke up
you felt something scrubbing your back when you open your eyes you see a guy aiming a hose at you
you scream bc obv, but that scream translated into a screech leaving your mouth and you see your hand
homie that was a paw
why do u have a paw?????
"stay still, you might hurt yourself”
and why is there a Kita Shinsuke spraying water at you lmao
you see that he’s kinda annoyed that you’re moving so much while he’s trying to clean you up but at the same time you arent sure since he isnt easy to read and that don’t know him too well rip so you let yourself be cleaned for free ig
but yo what the hell??? so you’re a cat now????
you try to remember what happened before all this and how in the world you suddenly turned into a cat and magically wake up in Kita’s place
you dont know the exact location of his place so you have no idea how to get back home from here
Kita pulled the cat closer to him, and wiping the wet fur with a towel as generously as he could that the cat soon found comfort from his gentle caresses
okay maybe you could stay for a while yk huehue
“you’re having fun”
you hear a familiar voice from a mile away, you look back and see a fat, creepy cat standing on two of its hind feet
o wait
you saw that cat last night when you were watching the shooting star outside,,, you thought it’d be cute if you suddenly wished for something so you did then that thing appeared outta nowhere promising you that he can make your wish come true than compared to a stupid star
so he forced the wish outta you
that you wished to be closer to a guy you admired,, and you had a lot of crushes in your school ykyk,,, just that Kita takes the entire cake
“you have until midnight to remain as a cat. be sure to leisurely fulfill your desires, y/n.”
and so he vanished
while knowing full well you’re basically Cinderella now, you take consideration of your leisure time with Kita-sama
do you stay or do you go home first to check on your household
“oh what do we have here?”
Kita’s grandma entered the scene and you think that okay maybe this development is a little too quick since you weren’t ready to face his relatives yet
“i found this cat in the fields. it looked like it could get sick so i cleaned it”
o yea you were a damn cat
also Kita calls you freakin “it”
:)
pennywise who
you chose to stay in Kita’s place bc grandma thought it’d be lovely to let you stay there for a while,, and that you looked like you were starving when you saw the food on the table
thank goodness you were a cat bc jesus were you actually drooling
so you spent time in Kita’s place big deal
but his place isn’t what you’re aimed for no?
“i’m leaving”
Kita says putting on his shoes, ready to leave and he’s wearing casual clothes,, you don’t think he’s going to school for volleyball practice
IS HE GOING ON A DATE????????????
lmao
as if thats actually true cmon Kita doesn’t even hang out with girls that much,,, even though he prolly has a bunch of admirers like the other Inarizaki Vball bois
but what if he swang that wae?
??????????
so you followed him right?
you wanted to find out where he’s headed also that he looked good in casual clothes you just want to keep looking at him like this
Kita went to the grocery store
ah
and apparently he was buying ingredients to make food
ahh
so you begin to think that you were foolish for lowkey gate-keeping him
like sis cmon you’re a cat rn keep your head in the game,, what do you do with those paws of yours that cant even grab his hand and pull him away when he was about to bump into a girl as he was about to grab a bottle of tomato paste
heck you cant even get inside the damn grocery store and walk in between them cause you’re a fcking cat!!!!!!!!
you watch their mouths say sorries to each other
the girl was blushing
hm?
Kita looked worried that he couldve hurt her since the hag was coverin her face
hm
nani k
n̸̢̪̜͚͑́̾́̑̋ á̴̠̜̳͖̼̃͗̚͘͠ͅ n̵̼͙͇̻̹̓͜͜ i̷̥̲̻̪͈̞̙̩͛̾̅̓͝͝͠ ̶̨̡̜̞̟͆̿̈́͜ḵ̶̂̓̀̚ o̶͎͛̋̋̊͋̊̅̈̅ͅ r̶͙̮̱͊̎͠ ę̷̺̪͎͈̗̖̯̣͍͒͊̒͆͂̈́͛́̒̃
you started tapping the glass windows like mad SKSKD
and ofc since you’re a stray animal ppl wont let u get away with absolutely anything so one personnel saw you tapping the windows and shouted at you from inside the store
Kita and the hag saw you and yea that was enough embarrassment for the day, you ran away and let your feet take you wherever
its a bit boring that since its a weekend there’s nothing to do,, you never expected that Kita’s weekends would be this boring too :(
so the creepy cat appeared
“what’s wrong you dont seem to be enjoying yourself anymore”
“turn me back to human i need to finish my homework”
maybe thats not the most liable excuse you have but it is true that you need to finish an assignment
“but i gave you a chance to be with the person you admire, no? is this not enough?”
“yea well its-”
“here you are”
you feel someone pick you up and you see that it was Kita:0he must’ve looked for you since you dont even know where you are
oh my god Kita Shinsuke looked for you ma’am eye- or mayhaps you took the route back to his house without knowing since you were busy staring at him when you were stalking him earlier ye
you watched how he looked at the creepy cat you were talking to and and judged it from head to hind feet lmao Kita
“do you have the same owner as this cat?”
he asked you and you gave out every ounce of your energy to shake your head as a no as well as to let out the most disgusted and disapproval meow you ever could-
“the hell would i want to be acquainted with that thing!”
a
what
no way did u just speak
so Kita stared at you for the remainder of the time but decided you speaking isnt physically possible and that he could’ve been real tired since he saw the Miya twins along the way
he took you back home since his grandma seemed to be real happy seeing a little animal in the house with them
but you didnt miss to see the little knowing smile from the creepy cat from earlier, you just knew from that alone that he was messing with you since as you said you were bored
it was wrong of you to talk to that lil disgusting thing
since that moment you refused to speak with your mouth every again, if you were going to speak thought you would probably just purposely say meow only to not make anymore mistakes
also you’re spending a lot of time with Kita’s grandma than Kita himself
“i wonder what your future spouse is doing at this moment, Shin-kun”
Kita looked like he wanted to roll his eyes so bad lmao since he always hears things about his grandma wanting to see his wedding before she dies :c
and yk it makes you sad too just hearing about this
and you want to help 😔
and you would offer help 😌
they heard the cat speak and now you’re running away bc they heard you talk about wanting to marry Shinsuke 🤡
the day ended and you managed to go home before the sun set basically nothing happened and your transformation was all for nuttin, you were bamboozled by a demon cat you randomly saw one night
the next day you were back to your human self and it was a school day so ofc you have to live on normally in school as if nothing happened, as if you didnt just stalk a guy from your school but we’ll get to that
see, you’re friends are friends with a few of the guys from your school’s volleyball team,,, so you’re within vicinity of Kita’s attention
when you explicitly did not want to see him atm
BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDS KNOW YOU LIKE KITA
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO NOW
you decided to run away but you realize that’s useless bc you’re all going home together :D
now you weren’t the crowds type of person,, you had no idea how it come to this, you’re used to hanging out with your girlfriends yes but they were having fun altogether like this it was fun just watching them goof off and whatnot
“hey”
when i told you you’re almost dropped the second you hear Kita calling to you, you best believe
you said hey but in a different tone of voice bc it was too early for him to notice you had the same voice as the cat he saw yesterday,,, then you both walked in silence
you couldnt take it anymore and decided to go to the nearest convenience store since you had something you want to buy,, you went and whispered this to your friends but when they were asking you to let your voice out, you were deadass croaking
but then you clown yourself sum more bc Kita was concerned of you acting like this and asked if you were alright
now you’re stuck with him in the convenience store bc your friends and his friends thought it’d be a great idea for him to go with you :D
“you should eat something warm before going to sleep, and take a warm bath too”
:((((((
okay now you feel bad for actually making him worry lol
your alibi of getting sick works really well with not speaking at all around him so you used this till the end thinking you can escape him with this until it rained and you dont have an umbrella with you
aight y/n you’re one hell of a clutz
Kita was enough of a gentleman to buy an umbrella for you until its actually out of stock
you guys stayed in the convenience store for the time being
you were losing your mind
how much longer will you stay with him
you thought of an alibi to save you from the embarrassment so you told him you gotta jet and go back to school bc you forgot to bring your notebook with you
but now you realize you realize you didnt have to tell him bc he’ll still follow you as if his life depends on taking care of you :(
after you randomly stormed out of the convenience store, he caught up to you and pulled you somewhere where there’s a roof over
“are you usually this reckless? or do you just like getting yourself sick?”
homie does not hold back
he pulled a spare shirt from his back and put it on your head,, proceeding to wipe your wet hair with it until he realized he’s subconsciously invading your personal space
he looked right at you, so you two were standing there,,, staring,, his hands on both sides of your head,,,,, both of y’all are wet hunni
he let go and turned the other way,,, the darkness wasnt dark enough to conceal his red cheeks and hunni you made him blush aight
“you reminded me of a cat i saw yesterday im sorry about that”
“you dont have to apologize”
o sis you did it now
you s p o k e
so Kita was beyond surprised to hear that voice again,,,, and this time from yOU,, ALL NORMAL,, NO FROGS
“i, i can explain”
he looked at you confused, hell was he so confused, that you sounded exactly like the voice he randomly heard yesterday which made him think that came from the cat,, he didnt think that was physically possible bc yk but the embarrassment from your face was enough for him to guess
“did you really say you’re willing to marry me”
gOD
“i mean,,, i don’t mind”
“grandma would be glad”
stay tuned for more!
#walk in my garden#i always change things up a lil bit lmao#hope you guys are keeping up#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyuu!! drabbles#haikyuu!! smau#haikyuu!! imagines#haikyuu!! headcanons#haikyuu!! x reader#kita#shinsuke kita#kita shinsuke#kita x y/n#kita x reader#inarizaki#one day kitty
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Rough translation of Miracle Queen dialogue (sorry if I missed something).
The ep starts with Marinette saying that one Has to always be ready
Then Hawkmoth gives Chloe the miraculous box and orders her to use it “reasonably”
Then Chloe orders the wasps to sting everyone
Marinette monoluges offscreen while ppl get stung about love and sacrifice, and finding your own destiny (I kind of do not like the sudden narration they introduced in the finale)
Marinette pulls away from Luka and says she doesn’t know why she acted like that. He asks if she’s okay and she says yes, thank you. Then she asks if he has found the perfect melody. He says yes and asks if she wants to listen. Marinette hesitates, and Luka asks if she’s thinking about Adrien.
Then the wasps come, Luka protects Marinette, she cries “oh no not them again”, Tikki time to hide, and then she transforms and jumps into the river.
Adrien pushes Kagami away and babbles “no, yes, no”. He thought things would be different (either he thinks about her “not like that” or he thought he would feel different about kissing her).
Kagami asks if he doesn’t feel good in her company, and he says that he feels good, but “it seems he’s not ready”. Kagami asks when will he be ready and when he doesn’t answer she says his hesitance hurts her. Then the wasps come. Kagami cries “No” and pushes him out of the way.
Adrien runs [and apparently Andree the ice cream man now knows Chat’s identity, because Adrien jumps into the river BEFORE the bridge xD] and transforms
Chloe: Ppl of Paris, listen to the first order of the Miracle Queen. And then she outs other miraculous holders (HOLY CRAP) – she says that previous miraculous holders should come to her – and only those who have wielded a miraculous come! [“talisman” is apparently a miraculous in Ukrainian dub]
***
Hawkmoth: you won’t hide anything from me
Then Chloe comments on who comes – “nerd Max”, pseudo reporter, dj tupac. What did Ladybug think choosing you?! Ah, and Kim, I could have expected that.
Luka joins them. Chloe: I don’t know him but he must take his clothes from a dumster (trashy clothes)
Kagami comes. Chloe: Oh, no, not her. This is a ridiculous choice. Simply ridiculous. But oh well, take your miraculouses.
Nino and Kagami do not take a miraculous. Hawkmoth is surprised – “why won’t they take a miraculous”? Chloe: ah, prolly they were stupid and lost their miraculous.
Hawkmoth: they lost them or someone else has them (spoiler alert – they’re not – Master Fu has turtle, LB has dragon)
Chloe orders those who has the miraculous to transform, then says they’re her royal guard now. “Ladybug, Chat Noir, I will use your armor/weapon to destroy you. You will regret you didn’t want me anymore.”
***
Hawkmoth joins Mayura on the roof. “It’s time to deal with the old fool”.
Mayura: faints.
Hawkmoth: Mayura.
Mayura: I’m fine lol
Hawkmoth: I never wanted this to be part of my plan. I’m sorry, but I need you again.
Mayura: don’t guilt yourself. From the first day I knew I’d do anything for you [WHAAAAA???] She summons the sentimonster. They tell it to destroy the shield.
***
LB and CN meet under water. CN asks who has the dragon miraculous now, but LB says she didn’t give it to anyone yet.
LB: Master FU is missing, I’m sure something bad happened to him.
CN: checks, UR right LB, Hawkmoth has Fu trapped and he has the miraculouses. That’s a catastrophe
LB: That’s my fault. I didn’t detransform when I went to him. Cry cry
CN: Hey, we need to get to master Fu, before the sentimonster ruins the shield. That’s something only Ladybug can do
LB: hugs him. Thank you Chat, you always have help me
CN: always LB
LB: already has a plan. First we go after Miracle Queen to get other holders out of her control, then we go after Mayura and Hawkmoth to free master Fu. But first we need to deal with the wasps, if they sting us, all is over.
CN: we’ll do what we can
LB: we can do more! activates dragon miraculous
CN: no, it’s dangerous, you’ve already used the water power
LB: we have no choice
Longg: I’m ready to fight Ladybug!
They get out of water, drop the water power, LB joins dragon and ladybug, then summons water dragon to push away the wasps.
Chloe: Ladybug!
LB: It’s Dragonbug for you!
***
Hawkmoth: More power won’t help you. In a few moments the shield will be down and I will make the guardian to tell me your identities.
Master fu: Don’t listen to him. You are strong enough to deal with this. Just work together.
Chat and LB: we can do this. As always.
CN to HM: you don’t scare us. We’re a team.
LB: it’s not your lucky day, Hawkmoth.
HM: Time to act my Queen
Chloe: Fight them my minions
LB: Snake is the most dangerous. Take care of him Chat
Chat holds him still.
LN: seems like you’re locked, but I’m not. Takes away Luka’s bracelet. [SMART GIRL]
Chloe: loser
LB: Chat Noir, your turn. Throws him the snake miraculous.
Chat: Sass, Plagg, merge!
Chat: Dragonbug, it’s an illusion.
Kim: makes LB’s yoyo useless.
LB: No. Wasps: sting sting
Chat: second chance. Dragonbug, it’s a mirage. Second chance [You get it now, right?]
Chat: Dragonbug, a hole – there!
Chloe: Haha, pitiful. You really think I- gets the frog in da face. Puff the wasps go.
LB: Long, Tikki, divide.
CN: Sass, Plagg, divide.
LB: Time to deevilize. Bbye butterfly
***
CN: See, it’s not your day, Hawkmoth
Hawkmoth: AHA
LB: Hawkmoth is our enemy, Chloe. We can’t allow him to have the miraculous box.
Chloe: I won’t talk to you. How many times have I asked you for my miraculous, huh? Hawkmoth is not my enemy, but yours. And the miraculous box is MINE!
LB: Chloe, don’t do this.
Chloe: Watch me, I’m gonna become the mightiest miraculous holder in the history.
HM: Hahaha, I don’t need more proof. I knew you were one of us, Chloe Bourgeois.
Chloe: Hahaha, what ru waiting for, transform me now!
Kwamis: You don’t know our names. And you haven’t said the right words either. And you could ask nicely.
Chloe: I’m your queen. Miracle Queen. I order you to tell me what I have to do next!
Hawkmoth: You can’t do anything. I already won. The shield will fall and the guardian will be in my hands. Your friends won’t help you. You’re alone now. Check mate, Ladybug!
LB: I have one more move, Hawkmoth. Lucky Charm! A charm? What am I supposed to do with it?
HM: Hahahaha, you won’t do anything, my plan is perfect. You can’t stop me.
LB: I don’t have any ideas.
CN: Think, you can do everything!
LB: Sorry, I don’t know what to do. I put mastrer Fu in this position.
CN: Ladybug, no.
LB: It’s because of me Hawkmoth took the miraculous box. I’m the worst Ladybug ever.
Fu: Ladybug, you’re the best miraculous holder I’ve ever met. Yes, you’ve made a mistake. But you fixed it with your actions.
LB: But I don’t know what to do, Master
Fu: You have all the keys and you will become the greatest guardian.
HM: WHAT?
Kwamis: Master, No! Don’t do this!
Fu: I renounce the miraculous box and declare Ladybug the next guardian!
HM: No!
Chloe: No! That’s my box, mine! I’m the guardian, I’m the Queen. Hawkmoth, do something!
HM: I’m disappointed. (runs away with Mayura)
CN: I will go after them, you go after the box.
LB: Sorry, Chloe, but this belongs to me.
Chloe: I don’t need your stupid miraculous. You’ll see, and Paris will see. I’m going to leave for New York with my mom, and I’m going to be the only owner of the comb. Without you and your stupid losers you call friends.
LB: Sorry, Chloe, but I can’t let you do that.
Chloe: oh yeah? Well, I don’t like you anymore Ladybug. You don’t deserve to breathe the same air as me!
CN: Sorry, I couldn’t find them
***
LB: Master Fu, Master Fu, wake up!
Gabriel: Oh, my Nathalie. I’m so sorry. I lost again and you used up all your strength. For nothing.
Nathalie: No, not for nothing, the previous guardian had the miraculous book deciphered, now we can fix the peacock miraculous.
***
LB: Master Fu?
Fu: these are nice costumes. Who are you?
CN: he lost his memory?
Wayzz: That’s the fate of guardians once they renounce the box. All their personal memories were kept in the miraculous.
LB: It’s okay, we’re your friends, sir.
Fu: Ah, nice to meet you!
Wayzz: Good luck, Master.
CN: Wait, you haven’t cast the cure yet!
LB: Miraculous Ladybug! Master Fu do you remember me now?
Fu: Sorry to disappoint, miss, but I see you for the first time in my life.
CN: The thing that happened to him was because of Chloe.
LB: My cure didn’t change anything.
Fu: It’s a shame you threw away such a nice charm, I’d use it for my key. Here.
***
Chloe: Mom, I expect Jean Something to finish packing our suitcases, we’re leaving now! Wha?
Andre: Your mom changed her mind.
Audrey: It was a mistake, but everyone makes mistakes sometimes.
Andre: Ah, my queen!
Chloe: Yuk, that’s disgusting. I order you to fight again!
***
Marinette reading Fu’s letter: When we grow up, we find out that life doesn’t always give us what we expected. I’d like to tell you everything myself, but if you’re reading this, it means I’ve lost my memory. You don’t have to be scared or sad, as I’ve learned at the beginning of my way loss is just a part of life. But it’s not important that life doesn’t give us what we expect. Because the biggest gift is the life itself.
***
Fu: I see you for the first time, but my heart beats so quick as if I’ve always known you.
Marianne: You should always believe your heart [Gee, I wonder what LB would say to that…]
Marinette: A gift, for the travel.
Fu: Thank you, miss. I will never forget you.
***
At the bank, Fu’s voice: Even if life doesn’t give us what we expect, the biggest gift is life itself.
Luka: You okay?
Marinette: How’s that melody? Can I listen to it?
Luka: You want to listen?
Marinette: Mhm.
***
Gabriel holding the peacock miraculous in a gloved hand: Just as good as new.
THE END
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Hope you enjoyed it!
#ml spoilers#miracle queen#miracle queen spoilers#translation#transcript of dialogue#perdita writes#kinda
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@velvet-impala tagged me to answer this long set of questions, and bc I love this sort of thing I’m DOING IT! I’ll tag folks here just in case you don’t want to read thru this whole dang thing. But I wanna say: if you want to do this, PLEASE DO IT and tag me so I can see-- I *love* reading responses to stuff like this. But @la-paritalienne @disgruntledkittenface @and-id-marry-larry @calmrry @crinkle-eyed-boo @lightwoodsmagic -- y’all are tagged :)
1. Do you prefer writing with a black pen or blue pen? black, but what matters most is how smoothly it writes.
2. Would you prefer to live in the country or city? walkable neighborhood in a city. 3. If you could learn a new skill what would it be? would love to learn how to hack into billionaire bank accounts without getting caught so i could redistribute their wealth to a variety of mutual aid funds. :) 4. Do you drink your tea/coffee with sugar? no, just milk! unless it’s really shitty/bitter coffee, and then i will take it with a couple sugars or sweetened creamer.
5. What was your favourite book as a child? probably the Anne of Green Gables books 6. Do you prefer baths or showers? showers! i wanna love a bath, but i get bored too fast and i never feel comfortable (where do i put my head? my feet? what do i do when my belly isn’t covered by the water and it gets cold?) so they’re meh.
7. If you could be a mythical creature, which one would it be? dryad! i wanna be a tree spirit!
8. Paper or electronic books? paper, i guess. but i do love reading fic electronically, so..
9. What is your favourite item of clothing? used to be my work hoodie. but now i would say this blue striped button down i have OR this one black dress i have with 3/4 sleeves that’s really soft and comfy.
10. Do you like your name or would you like to change it? i always meant to start going by Dottie when I got older, but it hasn’t happened yet so it probably won’t by now? but i would never change my name generally speaking.
more after the cut!
11. Who is a mentor to you? i had a co-worker who was really a mentor for me since i got into being a cheesemonger in 2008. he’s been in the industry for a long time and basically recruited me to the job i have/had here. but when i got sick he basically dropped me/hasn’t spoken to me in a long time. let me tell you: it fucking sucks. bc a mentor is a cross between a friend and a colleague and a relative; we jokingly called him my lesbian uncle. and so losing him from my life so completely over something like this is deeply shitty.
12. Would you like to be famous and if so, what for? not now, but before i was sick i would’ve said yes. BUT only bc i think i would be a great Saturday Night Live host (not a cast member! just a one time host with a monologue/skits). So whatever level of fame i needed to get that..
13. Are you a restless sleeper? I have really bad insomnia that means i take at least an hour to fall asleep most nights. Once I’m out, I usually sleep ok, but i do have intense dreams/nightmares that wake me up sometimes.
14. Do you consider yourself a romantic person? yeah :/
15. Which element best represents you? earth: the wet dirt and leaves in a forest after rain in particular
16. Who do you want to be closer to? emotionally i’m pretty good i think. physically i wish i could be closer to friends and family in NYC, Seattle area, TN/Atlanta, and Germany
17. Do you miss someone at the moment? the people referenced above. also missing my Grandmomma a lot lately and my mom.
18. Tell us about an early childhood memory. art lessons with my grandmomma. her set of pastels that were all worn down and the heavy paper (black) that she pulled out to work on. she drew a quick portrait of a man, showing me how to create depth in skin tones with blue and green against the softer flesh tones. she didn’t blend it out, the marks all painterly and strong-- her style. i was 10, maybe? 12? so not *early* but it feels like forever ago.
19. What is the strangest thing you have eaten? i have no idea? i’ve eaten a lot of weirdish cheeses. i’ve had geoduck?
20. What are you most thankful for? the amazing friends i’ve gathered into my life along the way, my dad, and my baby dog.
21. Do you like spicy food? yes, within reason (i don’t get stuff that’s spicy just for the heck of it, like ghost pepper chips or whatever? but when spice is integrated in with other flavors i love it)
22. Have you ever met someone famous? i used to make up stories about meeting famous people that were based on partial truths. i’ve hung out with or met a lot of gay famous people. but the biggest person who comes to mind is Sandra Bernhard. I sold her cheese. 23. Do you do you keep a diary or journal? i have over the years. now i sometimes write things down in a paper journal, but mostly go to a really old blogging site where i basically put all my big feelings down in a public but sorta private spot.
24. Do you prefer to use a pen or a pencil? depends on my mood.
25. What is your star sign? taurus sun and moon, gemini rising
26. Do you like your cereal soggy or crunchy? in between...not HARD crunchy, but not soft soggy.
27. What would you want your legacy to be? would like people to remember that i loved them well and made them feel good/happy when i was around them. and hopefully that it made them feel like being good to others too.
28. Do you like reading, what was the last book you read? i do, but i’m mostly reading fic these days. i think the thing i read last was Pink Like the Paradise Found, which was FANTASTIC!
29. How do you show someone you love them? i tell them, shower them with physical affection, and do little things for them. also try to remember small details about what they enjoy and then do stuff to make them feel good when they’re down
30. Do you like ice in your drinks? yes, but not too much
31. What are you afraid of? sometimes being along but only when it’s very dark out and i’m in the sads. honestly-- this is some deep internalized ableism but here it is --i’m very afraid of never getting better and not being able to take care of myself or anyone else.
32. What is your favourite scent? jasmine flowers, pu-er tea, the specific scents of people i love
33. Do you address older people by their name or surname? however they’re introduced i guess. maybe because i’m an older person lol
34. If money was not a factor, how would you live your life? i would live in the apartment i had alone (with a guest room). i would hire someone from my community to come help me out sometimes. i would get a weekly grocery delivery from the good quality place. i would have a dog walker. and i would fly home to see my family more than once a year and fly my family out for a visit sometimes. so like. probably the way a lot of ppl live? idk.
35. Do you prefer swimming in pools or the ocean? ocean
36. What would you do if you found £50 on the ground? get dinner at the thai restaurant down the street a couple times.
37. Have you ever seen a shooting star? yes, lots!
38. What is the one thing you would want to teach your children? i’m not having kids BUT for the kids in my life, i try to teach them/model the importance of consent and respect for their own bodies as well as other people’s. and i know it said one thing, but alongside that is that i respect and love them for who they are, and that’s something they get to decide.
39. If you had to have a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it? i want a lot of tattoos, but if i could get one tomorrow it would be a cheese themed tattoo with a variety of cheese knives (parm tools, dutch style knife) and a small cheese assortment. or a portrait of my dog
40. What can you hear now? this kinda dumb netflix show that i decided to binge today even tho it’s only kinda meh and my dog snoring just a little.
41. Where do you feel the safest? when i’m surrounded by friends.
42. What is the one thing you want to overcome/conquer? my stupid money issues prolly
43. Of you could travel back to any era, what would it be? wanna go back to 1977 and live in the girl direction AU i wrote last year, lol.
44. What is your most used emoji? laugh crying emoji or sobbing maybe
45. Describe yourself using one word. colorful
46. What do you regret the most? not sure if this is a thing but i regret not realizing when i got bitten by a tick/got lyme disease the first time, bc maybe i could’ve just taken antibiotics and killed it, and then maybe i wouldn’t be sick?
47. Last movie you saw? watched the new charlie’s angels the other night
48. Last tv show you watched? this dumb show is called sweet magnolias, and it’s. honestly not terrible! it’s just not my style of show. OH WAIT i take it back, they left it on a really shitty cliffhanger without warning, and that is the one way to make me drop your show/fic HARD unless i like. genuinely love you. so byeeee dumb show, hope you get cancelled
49. Invent a word and it’s meaning. saungry: sadness brought on by being hungry, like hangry except oops you’re crying now! example: “fuck i knew i should’ve eaten before calling my best friend, now i miss them and i’m too saungry to figure out what to eat! Guess I’ll have tears for dinner” (almost called it sungry, but the internet thinks that might just mean ‘so hungry’)
did you make it to the end? WOW! devotion. thank you.
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Protect Me
Captain Magnum x gender neutral!reader
@obessionfanboy ty for the... request? Request! Ty for the request.
A/N: Me: *uses the exact same picture for two fics*. lol. It seemed to fit here as well and I was too lazy to go back and change the other one... uh this one's angsty, dude. Mostly angst. I had to add fluff at the end I'm SORRY. I had such a good time writing this, dude, I just... AHH. ok. ok I'm good. Rated T for torture, blood and gore(?).
Word Count: 3.2k
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Captain Magnum glared angrily towards the horizon as he clutched the wheel tightly. He'd never had a problem with other pirates before. But he never had anything to lose before. And then you came along.
You were his soft spot. His weakness. He knew people would take advantage of that, but he didn't think much of it.
And then they took you.
It all happened so fast. You were sitting next to him, singing a shanty he taught you while the others danced. He couldn't help but stare at your face. Your wonderful face… He found it hard to believe that you were his. Not like you belonged to him. You were your own person. But… you were his! It was too good to be true…
That part was right.
There was a sudden explosion from the left. You would've gone flying if Magnum hadn't caught you. He could barely see through the smoke, but he could make out a ship next to theirs. He led you to his cabin and put you inside.
"Stay here 'til I tell ye 'tis safe," he instructed softly. You grabbed his hand when he tried to walk away from you.
"What? No, I'm helping,"
"No, ye're not. Stay here."
"I'm useful!"
"I know ye be!"
"Then let me-"
"Y/N!" He grabbed your shoulders and looked you in the eyes. You stopped at his sudden authority. "I wants t' keep ye safe… please… I don't want t' lose ye." your eyes softened and you sighed.
"Ok. I'll stay here," you smiled. He kissed your forehead and closed the door. You figured, at least, you could hide a bit better. You found a large barrel in the back of the room. You thought that'd be as good a place as any.
Captain Magnum fought off opposing pirates on the deck with the rest of the crew. His size helped an awful lot. He was much larger and stronger than the other pirates. He batted them away like flies. His ex-first-mate ran up next to him.
"Captain, where be Y/N?" He asked over the gunshots and cannonfire. He had been salty over the fact that you'd been made first mate, but you soon got along. He started thinking of you as a little sibling, so he wanted you to be safe just as much as the captain did.
"Safe in me cabin, don't worry," Magnum answered. The ex…(look, imma just call him… John. His name is John now) John looked over at Magnum's cabin to make sure you were actually safe.
"Uh… Captain?" He called for his attention. Magnum looked at him. He was pointing towards the open door of his quarters.
"Oh, no, no, no, no," he mumbled under his breath as he ran over to the open door. He threw the stuff to and fro, not caring what he broke, trying to find you.
"Oh, God," John whispered. Magnum whipped around to him, finding him staring to the side. He ran over to see what he was looking at. There you were.
Tied up.
In the arms of the enemy.
Magnum couldn't believe it. He didn't want to believe it. He'd lost you. He'd failed you. He wanted to keep you safe… that's all he wanted to do.
"Um... I found... I found this attached t' th' wall..." John said and handed a letter to the Captain. He gently took it.
"If you want them back, you'll follow these directions…"
--
You sat staring blankly at the ocean while the pirates drank and cheered all around you. You were tied to the mast in the center of the ship, unable to move your arms. You were sitting. The captain of the ship walked over to you.
"Oh, come on, now. Lighten up!" he shouted. "We be good scallywags... Right fellas?!" the entire crewed bellowed out a "yeah" that shook you to your core.
"What you are is a bunch of squiffy miscreants who need to let me the fuck go," You snarled. You had picked up a bit of pirate slang while on the ship. You learned that "squiffy" meant "stupid" and "miscreant" meant "villain".
"Oh, I see we 'ave a brave one here," the captain chuckled darkly. You turned your head away from him, but he grabbed your chin and turned you back towards him. "I don't reckon ye understand... I be-" his villainous monologue was cut off by you biting his thumb. He yelled out and stumbled back.
"Fuck you, dickhead!" You shouted.
"Ow, wha' in Davy Jones' locker! Are ye feral or somethin'?" He hissed as he cradled his bleeding hand. You bared your teeth and growled like a wild animal. The crew all stepped back. He looked at them, then turned to you. "I don't take disrespect lightly. I bet we can fix that courage o' yers…" he snapped and two men untied you from the pole. You kicked them and ran towards the plank at the side of the ship. You turned towards them as they stepped towards you.
"Don't move! I'll jump! I will!" You warned. The captain held out his hand for the crew to stop walking.
"Listen, kid, we be plannin' on holdin' ye fer ransom against Captain Magnum. If he gets here 'n ye're dead? Well, then, we be jus' gonna kill 'im 'n his crew, 'n take thar loot fer ourselves. Ye wouldna like that, now would ye?" He asked. You frowned and looked at the water below before sighing and walking back onto the deck. "Yeah, that's wha' I thought." You could hear the smirk in his voice and it made you sick. A particularly large man with an eyepatch led you under the deck. He closed the hatch and pulled out a knife. Your eyes widened as you stumbled back and fell onto the floor. You started to hyperventilate and tried to move away from him. He sighed.
"This will hurt less if ye jus' sit thar 'n take it."
--
The crew finally arrived where they were told to go. Captain Magnum instructed two crewmates to bring a chest full of treasure. John ran up to him.
"But, Captain, can't we try 'n-" he began.
"Would ye rather 'ave treasure or 'ave Y/N back?" He responded bluntly. John opened his mouth, but sighed when he realized he had nothing to argue.
They walked into an abandoned building and entered a room that looked like it used to be a ballroom. The opposing captain sat in a velvet chair at the top of some stairs.
"Well, well, well! Look who finally decided t' show up! One eyed Jack was gettin' tired…" he mocked. Magnum clenched his fists at the implication that something happened to you.
"I brought yer treasure. Give me back me first mate," he glowered.
"Oh, come on now. Why so serious? Can nah we chat first? How was yer day?" The captain laughed. Magnum's crew all took out guns and pointed them at the opposing crew. The captain rolled his eyes.
"Alright, fine, take yer mate. They was so borin'. They barely even screamed durin' th' torture…"
Magnum could feel his face heat up in anger. His body went cold as he saw a large man drop your limp body in front of him. He breathed shakily as he saw the blood all over you. He could see tears stream down your face. Your breathing was shallow and your eyes were closed. Jack and another crewmate lifted you up and carried you back to the ship. Magnum refused to look up from the floor.
"Now, hand o'er th' chest, Magnum," the captain said in a sing-song voice. Two crewmates started sliding the chest over to the opposite crew, but Magnum blocked them with his log-leg.
"Fight me fer it." Magnum demanded.
"Pardon?"
"If ye're such a good pirate, then fight me fer th' chest."
"Wha'? No! That wasn't th' deal!"
"I guess if ye're too scared…" The pirate clenched his fists for a moment before smirking.
"Alright, then, Captain, ye've got yourself a deal." Both men stood in the center of the room. "Good ole-fashioned duel?" Magnum nodded and took out his pistol. The other captain did the same. One eyed Jack stood back a bit, and leaned over to Captain Magnum, covering his mouth with his hand and whispering something in his ear. The other captain didn't think much of it. His first mate would never do anything to harm him.
One-eyed Jack counted to ten paces, but the opposing captain turned before he finished. He had a shit-eating grin on his face, thinking he'd caught Magnum off-guard. His grin fell when he saw Magnum already pointing his pistol. Both men fired, but in his panic, the other captain missed. Magnum did not. The captain fell, screaming and holding his shoulder. Magnum looked down at him for a moment before putting his pistol away and lifting the chest, taking it back to the ship. His crew followed. The other captain sat on the floor, breathing heavily as blood gushed out of the wound. One-eyed Jack leaned down to him.
"Wha' in Davy Jones' locker did ye say t' 'im?!" The captain yelled. One-eyed Jack took the Captain's hat and put it on his own head.
"That ye always turn at 9, cap'n," he monotoned. The captain stared at him in disbelief as the larger man patted his good shoulder and left him there to bleed.
--
Captain Magnum stared at you from across his cabin as John patched you up. You stared blankly into space, and it was making him nervous. You hadn't said a single word since you got back. You'd barely even moved. He'd tried to get you to eat something but you just sat, staring. He was worried.
Jack finished with the last bandage and patted your arm.
"Feel better soon, kid," he whispered. You made no response. He sighed and nodded to the captain as he left. Magnum slowly walked over to you and sat in the chair by the bed.
"A-Ahoy, beauty... How... How are ye doin'?" He stuttered. You didn't respond. "How much... Does it hurt?" Still nothing. "Are ye okay?" You made absolutely no effort to make any sort of sign to let him know anything. He felt his stomach tighten when he realized you were probably in shock or… traumatized or… something. He felt tears stinging his eyes, but he refused to let them fall. He needed to be strong. For you.
"Ye... ye needs t' eat. Ye... prolly lost a lot o' blood. Ye needs t' eat." he said desperately. He sat a plate down in front of you. Nothing. "I'll... Be here if ye wants t' talk. I won't weigh anchor. I promise I won't." He moved to the other side of the room again, wanting to give you space.
You didn't move for the rest of the day. It had gotten dark, and two meals had passed. You hadn't moved an inch. You just sat staring into space. He tried to initiate conversation a few times, but stopped when he finally figured out you weren't going to respond anytime soon. When night came around, he figured he'd get into bed with you. You did close your eyes as he laid you down and held you close to his chest.
"I love ye," he whispered against your head. You didn't respond.
--
You made no effort to get up in the morning. Magnum had to sit you up against the wall himself. He brought you breakfast and tried to coerce you into eating again. When that didn't work, he tried to feed you. He held a piece of food up against your mouth. You did nothing, even when he practically begged you to eat something. You did, however, let the water slide down your throat when he tilted your head back and poured. He figured that was good, so he left you alone. Not once did he leave the room when you were going through this. He stated by your side the whole time and left Jack in charge of the ship. He talked to you, knowing you wouldn't answer. He didn't even know if you could hear him. It didn't look like you could.
Every morning he sat you up, trying to ask how you were, eventually leaving you alone.
Every meal, he tried to feed you and eventually gave up, giving you water.
Every other hour he tried to make conversation, eventually realizing it wasn't working.
Every night he laid you down and held you close, saying I love you, eventually realizing you weren't going to say it back.
This went on for… days? Weeks? He'd lost track at this point. He barely slept at night because he wanted to make sure you wouldn't have nightmares. You had one or two, but mostly, you were fine. He didn't eat until you drank water, and he spent hours trying to feed you. He felt like his sanity was slipping every day you weren't alright.
One night, while he was holding you close as always, he said something different.
"I won't always be able t' protect ye, I know I won't. But I needs ye t' trust that I'll try me best," he paused, hoping you would respond. You didn't. He sighed. "I love ye…" he thought he felt you clutch onto his shirt as he was falling asleep. Nah. Couldn't be. He thought.
--
He sat you up against the wall in the morning, as always. A crewmate brought food and sat in on the bed. He sighed as he watched you for a minute. Your eyes looked… better. Less dull. He shook his head, brushing it off as his imagination. He picked up the food and held it up to your mouth.
"Please, darlin', please. Jus'... Eat?" He begged. You didn't move. He looked down, feeling the tears. No. Not now. Be strong. He told himself. He took a deep breath and looked back up at you. You were sitting there, same position, with your mouth slightly open.
Wait…
Your mouth… was open! Only a bit, but it was open. Magnum felt his hand start to shake in excitement and joy, but he kept it down. He swallowed, deciding to push his luck.
"Well, ye can nah put grub in that wee space. Come on, open up!" he pushed. One side of your mouth upturned a bit, but fell back to its original position as you opened your mouth wider. Magnum smiled and breathed shakily as you chewed the food and swallowed.
You are the entire plate, and he gave you water like always. He sat on his knees, laying his head on his arms, watching you for any other movement. You glanced at him occasionally and that was like all the treasure in the world to him. He sat back in his chair and started talking again. You seemed to be listening, or at least paying attention to him, so he kept talking he made a joke at one point and you exhaled through your nose, grinning slightly. It was the most beautiful thing to him in that moment.
You would open your mouth to let him feed you for the next couple days, and you'd make small responses to things he'd tell you. You'd tilt your head slightly, raise your eyebrows a bit, he even got the occasional eye roll. He would watch you the whole time he talked just to see these little actions. They were what kept him going.
A few weeks after you'd started this, he'd stayed up all night trying to see you do something. He'd already fed you breakfast, and it'd be time for lunch soon. He sat at the other side of the cabin, looking at you. You sat straighter in the bed. You actively looked around instead of just staring at one place, and your fingers occasionally twitched when you saw something you found interesting. He tried to stay awake to feed you lunch, but he just couldn't. He fell asleep in the chair.
--
He woke up feeling groggy, the way you do after a nap. His neck was sore and his back was stiff. His vision was blurry, and he groaned as he adjusted to the lighting of midday. His first thought was to look over and see what you were doing. You were just sitting there, eating…
You were eating?! You were eating!
You were picking up the food and putting it into your mouth, drinking too!
Magnum almost shot up from his chair as he realized this, making both the chair and the floor creak in protest. You looked over at him, eyes wide. In your eyes was confusion with a slight hint of fear. Magnum sat back down, hands clutching the armrests. You turned back to your food and continued eating, glancing at him in concern. He just sat there and watched you, wide eyed, a goofy smile on his face. When you finished your food and water, he sped over to the bed and plopped in the chair. You leaned back a bit, and you both sat there staring at each other for a solid minute. He cleared his throat.
"Ahoy, beauty!" He said in a raised voice. You winced, so he quieted down. "How are ye doin'?" He asked. You gave him a small smile and a thumbs up. Magnum felt his heart speed up and his breathing quicken.
"How much does it hurt?" You held your hand with your palm facing the ground, shaking it a bit. He nodded.
"Are ye okay?" You smiled again and nodded slightly. Magnum felt the tears again and let them fall. Your smile dropped as you set a gentle hand on his shoulder, shaking it slightly.
"I be okay, I be alright. 'tis alright. I be jus'... So, so happy ye're okay…" he reassured. You smiled and laid your head on his shoulder as he started talking. You participated a bit more during his storytelling, letting out little gasps and laughs and "oh"s and "eee"s and… it was a bit overwhelming for him. He hadn't heard this much out of you in months. He hadn't realized how much he'd missed it…
You ate your other meals on your own as he just watched you. You blushed and turned away from him a few times, which made him laugh.
A few days later, he'd decided that it'd be a good time to take you out onto the deck. The crew stopped what they were doing and looked at you in concern and surprise. Jack was in the middle of a story, and Magnum told him to continue. He kept watching you for any sign of anything bad, but smiled when you let out a snicker. The crew understood that you probably wouldn't want to talk about your… experience and left you alone about it. You still hadn't really talked, but they were happy with what you had done.
That night, Magnum got into bed with you, same as always. This time you turned and snuggled up into him yourself. He smiled at the affection he missed oh so much. He sighed and kissed your head, whispering the same thing he always did. This time, you responded.
"I love you more…" you whispered in a scratchy voice. He decided to push.
"More than wha'?" He asked. You don't answer for a moment and he worried.
"More than all the treasure and adventure in all the seven seas…" you finally stated. He smiled and pulled you close, holding you tight and never wanting to let go...
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Discord Text Thread || Khoman ♥
Discord thread featuring: Khai and Roman @romanbeckett
When: December 24th (day & night)
Mentions: Landon Davies @davieslandon
Description: Roman texts Khai to forgive him after his voicemail. They start texting again later in the day and Khai is beyond fucked up and Roman once again expresses his concerns for him.
Trigger Warnings: HARD drug use, drug mentions, light sexting and dirty talk.(sorry this one is kinda looooong)
Roman. babe. You’re forgiven. Shit happens. I just worry...which is one of my issues. I worry constantly about everything. Always afraid something will happen to you.
Khai. I know, and I’ve been real careless. I didn’t mean to be a shit I was just... being stupid and fucked up I hope you know I really don’t have a problem with you staying with Landon. Idek what my deal was
Roman. are you sure it doesn’t bother you?
Khai. I’m sure baby. I just want you two to have fun
Roman. I’ll still see you there tomorrow right?
Khai. of course you will. Fancy pjs and all lol
Roman. oh my god I can’t wait lol
Khai. me either. It’s gonna be an amazing day for sure
Roman. I’ll be off work soon and I’ll bring us dinner
Khai. I look forward to it! I’m starving plus I really wanna kiss you
Roman. I reallllly wanna kiss you too. Maybe we can sneak in a quickie
Khai. maybe huh?
Roman. okay definitely, because I want lol
Khai.
hahaha well I’m always down baby. You know I can’t keep my hands off of you.
- Later that same day -
Roman. I miss you already
Khai. Miss you too
Roman. dinner and messing around was fun though. Best Christmas gift ever.
Khai. it was fun indeed! I couldn’t agree more
Roman. are you okay?
Khai. yeah I’m okay why?
Roman. idk just checking. I feel guilty now that I’m not there
Khai. don’t feel guilty. I have my drugs and hot chocolate to keep me warm haha
Roman. ooo what drugs lolll
Khai. Just the usual. I also have my tequila so I’m set lol
Roman. damn. I do wish I was there
Khai. I always wish you were here. But it’s okay. We will make out all day tomorrow
Roman. yesss. Can we cook a late night breakfast for dinner together and watch Christmas movies
Khai. absolutely! We can do whatever you want baby
Roman. I'm having wiiiine
Khai. mmm what kind?
Roman. it's a good ass Pinot
Khai. oooo im jelly I’m half way through my tequila advent calendar haha I got behind
Roman. Lmao omg babe!!! How much have you has?? lol
Khai. like 6 so farv ? Lol
Roman. FARV 😂
Khai. oops haha
Roman. I am laughing. I love you lol if I was there, I’d be in your lap right now.
Khai. I love you mooooore yeah you would
Roman. thighs on either side of you, straddling you with my forehead against yours, running my fingers through your hair...
Khai. damn baby... don’t make me come there and crash your party
Roman. SHSUSJEJEJEJENEJDJJE why is my boyfriend so HOT
Khai. because you were a good boy this year? haha
Roman. well we both know THAT isn’t true lol
Khai. hahahaha well then idk. But my boyfriend is pretty fucking sexy too though and lord knows I’ve been baaaaad
Roman. we got lucky now if we could just keep our damn apartment
Khai. I know... that would be nice wouldn’t it? can’t have it all though I guess lol
Roman. I still haven’t found a place and I’m stressed
Khai. yeah, idk where I’m going either. Maybe we can go look together after Christmas
Roman. yeah, let’s do that. Bleh. Anyway, don’t wanna bring down the mood!! How ya feelin?
Khai. I’m feeling goodz how you feeling?
Roman. goodz too I feel all warm and buzzy
Khai. hahaha dammit I’m glad baby. I want you to have fun just not to mush fun haha
Roman. I won’t have too much fun. Not without youuuu
Khai. good. Cause J like the sound o g that
Roman. babe you’re wasted aren’t you
Khai. yes I am ll I misssh you
Roman. omg mish. That’s so cute omg. I wanna hear you say it
Khai. nooo hahaha
Roman. mish mish mishhhh
Khai. you’re so mean lol but I love youuu
Roman. noooo I just think it’s adorable lol I love your typos. They make my life better.
Khai. Mhm you mage my life begetter. I should prolly stip drinking now hahaha
Roman. You probably should babe
Khai. that tot out of hand fasty lol oops
Roman. fasty omg you’re SO cute
Khai. lmao wow I gives up
Roman. I’m just imagining you saying all of this outloud, and it’s like making my night
Khai. hahaha I’m glad. I’m imagning you laughing and it’s making my nifht too
Roman. my squawking laugh god
Khai. nooooo it’s the bstes laugh wver and beast smile too
Roman. I would argue that YOU have the best smile my love.
Khai. Nope nope
Roman. UM *picture of Khai’s smile*
Khai. I look liek a weirro
Roman. WHAT you’re crazy lol
Khai. I’m crazy anout youuuuuu I wanna snugs you
Roman. me too. I love snuggling with you every night and it’s so weird when we don’t like !!! I’m so used to going to bed with you.
Khai. it is weird. Indint like it but Im gonna sleept in y it bed
Roman. sleep in my bed any time you want love. You’ll like the new book I have
Khai. ooooo I wish you erre here
Roman. I know. I do too. I miss those eyes. I also miss your scruff. That sounds so dumb, but I love the way it feelssss
Khai. I love yyou I’m gonna scrufff you up when I se you
Roman. scruff up the inside of my thighs PLEASE AND THANKS
Khai. you know j will
Roman. god I love when you give me beard burn
Khai. I thinks that the hottest thing yku ever said to me I want you sinebws
Roman. what can I say? I just love your head between my legs
Khai. I love it too baby. I luv makings you deel good
Roman. ugh I’m starting to get buzzed now lol
Khai. hahaha dinally this whol room is so pinky spiking lol yup nvm haha
Roman. it’s so what?? Hahaha spinning? Lol
Khai. yessum Jm good
Roman. bleh I worry about you.
Khai. I’m oka I promisee I hust miss you
Roman. I miss you too. So much baby. Keep talking to me so I don’t have to miss you even more.
Khai. what ya wanna talks about? Tell me ykyr favorite chrismas present
Roman. you won’t believe me if I tell you lol
Khai. yesss I whll
Roman. everything you got me. You know me so well. I’m obsessed with all of it. Ugh. The jacket, the shoes?! The freaking clock. You really did so good.
Khai. really? I’m so hapy you love it. I just wanted you to gave the best. You lok so good in those shows too
Roman. you know exactly what I like and feel good in.
Khai. cause I lover you
Roman. I love you too. How are you feeling?
Khai. sleepyyy but good gaga
Roman. baby I’m worried about you.
Khai. why? I’m fdine im jus laying in bed
Roman. i don’t like that you’re doing heroin
Khai. romsn it’s ojay
Roman. but you’re not even making sense
Khai. I ehould jus got to bed
Roman. maybe but bleh idk I’m worried and I should be there
Khai. no no, eont worry. I wsnt you to have fun.
Roman. I know but ugh. I love you.
Khai. I lowe you too idknt wanna hpset you
Roman. will you promise me you’ll try to stop?
Khai. fan we talked about tbis latr?
Roman. yeah of course
Khai. I jus imn so tucked up byt I wanba talk
Roman. I know
Khai. I love yky so mhch
Roman. I love you too.
Khai. I relly sm sorry. Ilm do better. Pleas have fhn tonight okay
Roman. I’m worried to death about you
Khai. I orimse Jm ok. I just nee to skep it off
Roman. okay
Khai. Smile is chrismaaaas
Roman. lol okay, I smiled
Khai. good boyyy
Roman. lol hate you!!
Khai. I knoooow but you lve me
Roman. I definitely love you
Khai. you’re my everything
Roman. Khaiiiii. You’re making me smile so much it fucking hurts lol
Khai. I mean itttt you’re all I ever need
Roman. god I think my heart is gonna explode lol you constantly wanna kill me
Khai. nooo baby. I just want you tk know how mych I love you and I am feelig better so thahs good well jot better but less high lol
Roman. lol!! Well. Bleh. Scared me there, not gonna lie.
Khai. I’m sorry baby I know I newd to stop it’s jus hard
Roman. i know.
Khai.
We can talk about this after the holiday tho. I don’t wanna ruin it for anyone
Roman. you’re not ruining anything for me. I promise.
Khai. I hope not cause I’d never forgive myself
Roman. babe. Don’t be silly. Everything’s okay *heart emoji*
Khai. you’re the best do you know that?
Roman. I’m not. But I’m glad you think so
Khai. I know so.
#chats:roman#chats:discord#ft.roman#ft.landon#tw:hard drugs#tw:drug mention#tw:nsfw-ish#tw:light sexting#{Roman Beckett ;; my peanut butter chocolate cake with Kool-Aid}#//this whole thread dlknfl;sknv;xnvd#text.
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AWAE 3.08 Reaction feat. MY FREAKOUT
The synopsis is giving me hope kinda.. We’ll see Ka'kwet but she’ll still be at the school so more weeping, Aunt Jo visits and brings a devious scheme,.. is it about Diana?? Will she or won’t she have to go to Paris? But why is it devious? And what about shirbert?????
Here we go.
Bruh Anne looks gorgeous in this still photo. All that fire just accentuates her looks!!!
Like an animal??? I’m angry already.
Mr. Avery is back!!! They’ve certainly hatched a plan of some sorts… But I guess it won’t be successful *sighs*
I knew she was in the barrel… Lol everyone knew that.. prolly.
How long will she hold her breath.. and will that poor boy hold the nun without giving anything away.. she’s going to hit him, isn’t she? WTF
Omg Mr. Avery is a beacon of light in this scene… he’s so pure.
Oh my Gods!! Did the plan actually work? She’s holding on it…
Anne is so happy!! Is she lying to Marilla tho? Lol
Wait did they make up??? Moira won’t let me de clown in the Dianne fight too!! Insufferable… But I’m so happy at the same time.. Wait is Anne imagining this?
Well I figured it out before “Diana” ran away, cut me some slack guys… Normally I’m not this stupid..
Fuuuckkkkkk the SCHOOLHOUSE BURNT TO A CRISP…. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY…
Gilbert sure loves to think out loud,“ the printing press can’t just up and walk away by itself!!”
Yep the fault of small minds…
Man I really miss the schoolhouse… I’m weeping already..5 minutes in..
Miss Stacy is so hurt… the memories i can’t...
Rachel’s gonna throw a fit too!!! Rachel had memories in the school too.. I can’t -
Yass things will not be the same… I said it once and say it again.. Rachel will go rogue by the serie ends… And I’m living for it!!!
I still can’t believe Ka'kwet actually fled that place… So proud of her!!! And anxious too rn.
Ahhhh Bash’s mom is here!!!!!!!!!!!! I already love her… Finally some of that mother’s love for Bash that he missed and Gilbert too!!!!
It’s a diff actress maybe but don’t care … It’s Bash’s mom y'all!!!!!
Yass someone to keep Bash in check too.. love it!! *chef’s kiss*
Lol Anne and Gilbert talking sooo loud!!! And nobody seems to care… Lol
Okay petition for a new gc name– “Can I borrow your pen?”
Okay so the shirbert scene just ended like for the 5th time… And I was gaping all along… Wtf
I really need to meet that kid of Rachel’s… Such chaotic energy to have burned down the shed multiple times.
Was this how Marilla and Rachel behaved when they lived together in the books??? I know the discussion is serious but so precious at the same time.
Lol Bash’s mom definitely is going through a “cultural shock” atm I CAN’T. Two white women cleaning his house while he was away *no offense* but so so hilarious…
Bash’s face says it all..
This first meeting of Grand mamma- Delli is too much for me too handle… Gonna go hug my Nana..
Wait Hazel is fine!! Mom still thinks that she was only summoned for childcare… Welp
Ruby couldn’t speak in front of Gil b4 if her life depended on it.. but oh look now with the crush gone- she’s a new person!!! And the things she saying have me jumping up the roof!!!!
Well ruby I trusted you too much, didn’t I? Aren’t Anne and Gilbert enough on there for bringing up Winnie and now you too!
Gilbert peeked at Anne, I mean how can a boy be so stupid.. no I’m not saying ooc calm your spears,people. my heart is breaking for Anne I can hear it almost.
Diana is going to fight with Jerry too, isn’t she?
LEAVE JERRY ALONE!! he deserves to be happy!!! Not hating on Diana… But he deserves better ..better than this.
My fav gal Aunt Jo!!! Diana wrote to Cole, maybe..and he told her.
Lol its not even been 15 minutes and I’ve written an essay already!!!
I’m confusion.. why does Diana have no choice??
Bash’s Mom lived all her life like this.. it will take her some time to break free from that. But until then, welp
Bash teasing Gilbert is out of this world!!!! And have you heard that Delphine is cho cho cute.. i cringed myself typing this.
I swear Anne is me!!! Had to take a test just today!!! And I was cramming until the last moment.. Matthew and Marilla are so proud.. and jittery too
WHERE IS KA'KWET????
Diana looks like she’s holding back a flood of tears even while eating.. ohhhh she gonna take the test!!!!!!! YAYYY
Aunt Jo’s happiness and pride knows no bound (mine too)
Moody dude, in the words of the ever so great Taylor Swift, you need to calm down.. Diana hasn’t studied nothing think of her..
Where is Gilbert ?? The gc needs to renamed to may I borrow your pen… To commemorate another one of Gilbert’s shenanigans. Ehh called it ! He didn’t take the test..
I’m all for bromance bw Miss Stacy and Bash but nothing more than that please….
This is the 4th (and presumably last) appearance of Winifred… I want her to remain involved, shes too cool, but just can’t figure her out even now…
Here it is!!! An advantageous marriage.. very few people could have called it b4 the season.. but it is canon.. I’m not worried about shirbert.. but just how far Gilbert is willing to go for his ambitions.
Okay the kids are wasted!!
A drunk Anne and somewhat sober Gilbert, the perfect combo!!!!!! I have read atleast 5 fics head canoning this…*another chef’s kiss for the fic writers*
Okay nobody imagined this …I take that back… That look Gilbert is giving her made my stomach to leap a mile…
What’s holding you back? Ahh the question of the ages… I’m gushing at this so much,like this is serious but the first person Gil wanted to ask was Anne about all of this.. and she’s so drunk but at the same time utterly heartbroken, still encourages him to do it…. Slow burn madafuka.
Okay the PROPOSAL just happened !!!
And I’m freaking out just every bit as Anne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m really not okay and they had to show Ka'kwet feeding off of berries… The poor girl *cries yet again*
They are searching the letters, aren’t they???
No, the dictionary and a wedding ring… And here I go weeping again…
I really went outside to scream at the sky a second ago… But need to scream again!!!! I’ll not be okay this week or this year at all.
Anne needs her bosom friend now… She’s just been PROPOSED!!!!!!! I know it’s gonna go haywire any second now but please let me live this for now… I can’t even imagine this is happening..
Aunt Jo with the best advice… Just hope Anne takes it as we want her to..
Bash has his mother with him.. i’m just happy for him.
He’s gonna propose Anne and I too need to get up for this again…. BASH IS THE WHOLE FANDOM RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
And that’s how you shatter a million hearts!!! “Now I can be happy with Winnie”.. I’m still happy that they didn’t stretch this till the finale atleast.. the heartache would have been unbearable.
Marilla is onto something. Now Rachel has full reign over these old hacks.
Go Rachel Go go Go Rachel!!! They just got vetoed!!! And I love it… Other 2 women will have to be Muriel and Marilla..
SHE’S HOME AT LAST!!!!!
And in her mother’s arms!! Is it too late to give those nuns and that whole school HELL
Poor Minnie May and Diana.. atleast she’ll understand now that she always has a choice to be herself no matter what anybody says…
I love that They’ve made up!!! They are made for each other… #DianneForever
“I’m in love with Gilbert Blythe!”
Aren’t we all? Anne.
It took me 3 hours to watch this episode because i was freaking out so much, tell me if this was comprehensible at all if you came this far…
This episode was different for so many reasons but the proposal...oh the proposal... excuse me gotta scream again..
And “Anne rejected” him... i guess Moira couldn’t stray far from og on this one.
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(i’m making my comments along the way in bold because whew)
my v embarrasing old showmila fanfic
context: I was technically 11 yrs old, but very nearly 12 (😭). this was written in the IKWYDLS era, and I'd only just become a fan of shawn and fifth harmony, so I barely knew anything about their personalities. I really believed that shawn and camila were secretly dating. and for some reason, I clearly thought shawn was some kind of cocky bad boy 🤦
anyway, this is super embarrassing lol. I've deleted the fic from quotev now. the plot of the fic was basically that shawn makes a bet with those vine guys he was friends with that he can get camila to fall in love with him in a week. but then, once they eventually get together, camila starts getting stalked and threatened by a crazy gay fan of shawn's that's in love with him and hates camila. (homophobic undertones I know 😬 I'm gay and was def not impressed with myself reading it back)
EXTRACT 1:
Summary: Shawn made a bet with Cameron and Jack that he will get Camila to fall for him by the 1 week deadline but somewhere along the way he found himself falling in love with her- and hard. What will happen when Camila finds out? Will Shawmila survive? Or is Shawn finally gonna find out what it feels like to be broken in pieces?
A certain brown- eyed heartthrob barged into Camila's dressing room. "Shawn!" she screamed, dropping the magazine she had been gazing at. Shawn was curious; he strolls over to the magazine and picked it up. On the front cover was a huge picture of himself. He smirked. "Camila, why stare at a picture of me when you can stare at the real thing baby girl?" Camila was confused, what did he mean? She snatched the magazine off him and she sighed. "That's not the page I was looking at," she explained, turning to a page where there was a shirtless pic of Taylor Lautner. She hands it back to him. (omg heterosexual icon)
"Wait, what'd ya mean? I am way hotter than some man who plays a dog!" Shawn exclaims cockily. "Haven't you seen Twilight, Shawn? He's a werewolf!" "Shawn too cool to watch Twilight," he countered. (why is he talking like a caveman pls)
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Cameron turned to look at Jack. "He's been flirting with Cabello again!" he said to him, clearly irritated. Wait, what? He was not flirting with Camila, they were fighting!!! Were his friends blind? "Dude, face it. You soo like her," said Jack. "I do not have a crush on Camila!" "You visit her every day, have your dumb flirt/fights and you always talk about her- always!" shouted a frustrated Jack. (the way jack used a slash in an out loud sentence) "Only because it's fun to annoy her and if I liked a girl I would ask her out!!" "No You're afraid that she doesn't like you, that you'll get rejected and made a fool of yourself!" Cameron guessed. "Fine! I will get Camila Cabello to fall for me and guess what; I can do it within one weeks!" He yells in anger. Oh no, Shawn Peter Raul Mendes never loses his temper. (u serious right now) "It's a bet then. And if Jack and me win you have to admit you love her, in front of everybody!" said Cameron. Shawn agreed but as he walked away, he wonderes if he'd made the right choice. Oh well, time to turn on the Shawn Mendes charm, he thought, popping his collar. Starting from tomorrow. Though"
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As he walked back to his table, he felt happy- it was because he was going to prove Cameron and Jack wrong. He ate his sandwich without saying a word to his friends and went to go to the flower shop. "Hey get me the best roses you got," he demanded. The employee's eyes widened and before she could say anything, he interrupted. "Yeah yeah I'm the awesome Shawn Mendes, hit singer, now get the flowers lady" (GSHDHDHAHSHAHHA) She rushes over and grabbed some expensive looking roses; he paid the money and gave a 100 dollar tip and headed back to the Fifth Harmony house. He left them on the table in Camila's dressing room that shared with Dinah, with a careful note. As he walked out, he bumped into Miss Cabello herself. "Shawn, what were you doing in our dressing room!" she shouted. "You'll see," he replied mysteriously, before walking off in his bad boy stroll. She shrugged and stepped inside, when she spotted the flowers on her table. They were roses, she read the note. It said: To Camila, saw these and thought you would like them, from Shawn Mendes. She awwed and put them in a vase. From behind the door, Shawn watched and was proud of himself. He was a step closer to winning his bet.
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Shawn nodded his head. "Camila, I have to tell you a secret," She looked at him. "Okay you know how I've been acting weirdly lately?" Shawn explains.. "What, you mean like when you insulted me in Spanish, dressed all stupid then screamed when you saw the reflection, followed me around everywhere and flirted with a guy because I asked you to? Nooooooooo, that wasn't at all weird," Camila said sarcastically. Shawn looked down in embarrassment. "Yeaaaah, you see, I was acting like that because I was trying to win a bet, I made with Cameron and jack" shawn explained. She looked confused. Camila was so cute when she was confused. "What kind of bet?" she asked him. "The bet were to get a girl to like you," Shawn continues. "Well, who was that girl?" she questioned. Was it just him or did she look… jealous? Shawn panicked and blurted out. "Uh, she has pretty dark hair and is Spanish," Camila looked upset. "Oh, so you like Lauren then. Well, you can go tell her now," (SHUT UPDJFJ) Shawn slapped a hand to his forehead. "No, it's you Camila!!!" he admitted She looked at him. "Whaa-?" Shawn sighs. Maybe he should have been scared. "I really really like you Camila," She hugged him tightly. "Really Shawn?" Shawn nodded. "Do you want toa go to that new food place tonight?" He asked. She looked like she was thinking about it. "Eres un idiota, pero frente Shawn seguro," she said. He gave her a confused stare. "I knew you couldn't speak Spanish!" Camila said triumphantly. Shaw looked at her. "Yes and Shawn? I really like you too," she said
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Shawn smirked and went to sit next to Camila. They looked at each other, thinking the same thing because they were so connected. Their friends all hated them being lovey-dovey so they made it into a game. They acted like a perfect couple when they were around. Their reaction were always hilarious. Shawn started off. He gazed into Camila's eyes and pretended he was in a Twilight scene. "Hello Camila-bear, I missed you so much," Shawn said realistically as possible. (manibear is shaking) Camila played along and sighed. "I know, Shawnykins. It's been almost 5 whole minutes. I can't possibly go that long without getting lost in your dreamy chocolate eyes," Camila put in a dreamy sigh for good measure. Their friends are staring at then horror- struck, like they want to look away but couldn't. Yes! It was working! "I'm so happy you feel the same way! I was worried you had…" Shawn paused dramatically. "…forgotten about me," Camila gasped in horror. "I would do anything for you, MiMi," Shawn finished. Camila frowned at the nickname, knowing Shawn was trying to annoy her. "Oh Shawn!" she sighed. "Camila!" He copied. They both leaned in shared a short kiss then pulled away, looking at their reactions. Lauren had her mouth half open and was staring into space, horrified. Normani had her eyes covered and was yelling, "Make it stop! Please make it stop!". (lauren baby i’m gonna get you out of there) Ally held onto Dinah liks a cuddly toy and Dinah looked like she wanted to push her away but was too busy trying to breathe, like if she found out her favourite lipstick was discontinued. Shawn's friends the girls were holding a hand to their mouth while the guys looked like they wanted to be put out their misery. Shawn couldn't take it anymore. He and Camila began laughing hysterically, clutching their abs and holding tears of laughter.
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Shawn swiped the don't answer button and tried to go back to sleep. Then his phone beeped loudy. He sighed and read the text. It was from his girlfriend Camila. To: Shawn From: Camila shawn sum1 at window help! He read it and quickly hopped out of bed and ran all the way to the Fifth Harmony house to the bedroom Camila was in without shoes on. She was carrying a lamp in one hand and her phone in the other hand and was hiding behind the door. Shawn walked forward and pur his hand on her shoulder. She jumped but then She hid behind Shawn as he crept slowly towards the window. Camila whisperers something to him, terrified. "Th- they wer- were tapping o- on the window, then I s-saw a human sh- shadow across the wall," Shawn locked the window and lied on the floor while Camila was on the bed for the night. she fell asleep and Shawn took out his new iPhone. (rich king) He said on twitter that he was looking for a bodyguard for his girlfriend and that interviews were gonna be at his mansion at 2:00, tomorrow. (he prolly put it on craigslist or something) He looked at Camila. She looked so peaceful and cute when she was sleeping. Stupid cute Camila. Suddenly she started turning around in her sleep and got a few sweat droplets on her forehead. Gross, wait, was she having a nightmare? I have got to wake her up! Shawn stood up and ran over to her. "Camila!" he whisper- yelled.
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One Night Pt. 2//Mark Tuan (Got7)
Part 1 | Masterlist | Rules
Requested?: A few times lol
Pairing: Mark Tuan x Reader
Genre: Smutty angsty fluff
Warnings: Sex (unprotected).... I think that’s it? Prolly
Words: 2.9k
You made a deal. One night of sex and things would go back to the way they were before, as if nothing happened. It was a simple plan. But even simple plans had complications.
Mark kept to his word, treating you as his best friend and roommate, still able to hold eye contact and laugh with you as if he hadn’t seen your naked body or been inside of you. You, on the other hand, couldn’t even be in the same room as him. Every time you made eye contact, you looked away, feeling your heart pound against your ribcage.
You felt so awkward around him that you went straight to your bedroom to avoid having dinner or any conversations with him. You felt like you were insane. How could one night cause your feelings for Mark to change so drastically? You knew this was a possibility, your friendship wouldn’t be the same. You were hoping to avoid him until you felt like yourself again, like he was still your best friend.
You were on night eight after your deal, laying in bed and staring at your ceiling as your thoughts went back to Mark. He seemed so sad earlier, not even trying to talk to you like he did previously, almost as if he accepted that you wouldn’t be speaking again. Sure, you thought it was easier if you mutually ignored one another, but you missed hearing his voice. You missed having him making annoying jokes that somehow still made you laugh.
“Why did I make that stupid deal?” You groaned, dragging your hands down your face in exhaustion just as a small knock was heard on your door.
You sat up immediately, fixing your disheveled hair and clothes as you contemplated inviting him in, Mark instead stepping inside without warning. Your eyes met as he quietly closed the door behind him. The same pain in your chest returned, telling you to leave out so you wouldn’t have to face him, yet you were frozen, allowing him to move closer to you, taking a seat beside you on your bed. Neither of you said anything, unsure of what there was to say, but you opened your mouth, prepared to let anything come out of it, when you gasped at the sudden feeling of lips on your own, your body falling backwards onto the mattress as you instinctively kissed back.
Mark had a feeling he knew why you were avoiding him, spending the past few nights trying to figure out your sudden mood change, a tingly and warm feeling running through his body at the only rational possibility he could think of. For years, he’s been waiting on this moment, unsure of how to address it now that the opportunity arose, but he needed to do this right, in a setting and situation that was perfect for confessing to someone. His plan was to take things slow, not to be as desperate as he was during your first time together, but you had other plans.
You were eagerly stripping yourself beneath him, his body forced to match your pace as he shed his own clothing, leaving himself in just his boxers despite you being fully exposed. You fervently trailed your hands down and into his boxers, stroking his member in a quick but still pleasurable way, becoming impatient at how unhurried Mark moved this time, as if he was relishing in the moment contrary to your obvious yearning. But the way he instantly stiffened in your palm, hips bucking into it as he bit your bottom lip playfully, told you he was just as needy. You reluctantly pulled away, surprised by how breathless you were.
“Mark.” You huffed, his eyes falling onto your face as you moved your other hand to his waistband, tugging on it gently.
“They’re in the way.”
“Sorry.” Mark laughed lightly, immediately pushing them down his legs and kicking them onto your floor as your legs wrapped tightly around his waist, bring him closer so that the head of his penis was lined up with your entrance.
Slowly, inch by inch, Mark sank into you, a loud but breathy moan leaving your lips as his hips connected with yours, his eyes not leaving your face although yours shut in bliss, the previous indifference you held towards him disappearing as he began to rock his hips, pulling back just far enough to slam back into you, listening closely to your small squeals and whimpers that encouraged him to go faster.
His plan was to go slow, to be as romantic as possible, but he dismissed that ploy as soon your hips rose to his, your nails scrapping down his back as your body continuously shifted upward with each forceful thrust, Mark’s hand holding onto your waist to keep you still, your eyes shooting open as his tip rammed into your g-spot before gliding deeper inside of you, your walls contracting around him so that his shaft could only go deeper into your cavernous hole.
Everything was happening so fast, your body was heating up as it did before, your back arching until your breast pressed to Mark’s chest, one of your hands gripping his hair as the other continued to claw at his back, strangled moans leaving your mouth as you tried to speak. Mark only watched you, his cock plunging into you at a faster speed and his hand creeping up your frame to cup your face, bringing your lips to his as he felt a familiar burning throughout his body, soft but sensual groans echoing into your ear, sending a shiver down your form and straight to your core, like a vibration that brought you closer to your edge.
“Mark, I’-“
“I love you.” He cut you off, predicting that would be your words as he stared at you.
He waited a few seconds for you to say it back, his thrust slowly coming to a stop as you stared at him with some unknown expression, both your orgasms fizzling out as you realized what just happened, Mark’s eyes widening at his ignorance. You swallowed hard, blinking rapidly as to bring yourself out of your daze.
“Thank you.” You croaked out.
You quickly untangled your legs from his waist before you pushing him away, his still solid member slipping out of you as you sat up, not giving him a second glance or any words as you exited your bedroom, walking into the hallway bathroom and turning on the shower. Mark sat dumbfounded, just as horrified as you at what just unfolded.
Mark stared at his laptop screen, the word document blank while the text cursor blinked obnoxiously as a reminder that he hadn’t began writing his song, the deathly silence of the studio not helping as it forced him to be alone with his thoughts, none of his thoughts being lyrics but each one about you, a loud groan erupting from his throat from his pent up frustration.
Ever since that night, you haven’t spoken to Mark, only texting him to ask what time he’d be home to make sure you showed up before him or after he went to bed. You were back at square one at this point. Every time you made eye contact, you looked away. Your awkwardness around him causing you to head straight to your bedroom to avoid having dinner or any conversations with him. Instead, this time, Mark felt like he was the one going crazy.
He tried talking to you, knocking on your bedroom door every night to ask to come in, or just begging for you to speak to him, sadness eating away at him the same way your confusion ate away at you. You were both in hell, silently wishing you never made that deal in the first place, but silently wondering where things would go from here. Neither of you wanted to lose each other, yet, you couldn’t find it in your heart to remain friends with someone you weren’t sure you loved back, nor could Mark find it in his heart to only remain your friend, wanting something more with you than a decade’s long platonic friendship.
Mark sat up at the sound of the chime from his phone, pulling it from his pocket to see your name followed by the usual ‘What time are you coming home?’ text. He needed to talk to you. To air out his feelings and let you know how he felt. He had enough time to accept your rejection, picturing every possible scenario in which you refused his affection, making peace with the idea that you’d never feel the same way. But he wanted you to say it, just so it was real and he could move on. But how the hell was he supposed to get you to talk to him?
Mark perked up as he got an idea, quickly typing a reply and hitting send before shutting his laptop and shoving it into his bag, rushing out of the lonely studio.
‘I might get home after midnight.’
You let out a breath of relief, locking your phone as you finally exited the office building, walking down the street and towards your apartment, lucky that it was only 10 minutes away, just enough time for you to think about everything. About Mark.
How could he say that? Especially during sex. It was almost like an ambush. Was he expecting you to say it back? Did you even want to say it back?
You shook your head to clear those thoughts, not in your right state of mind to wonder something like that. But, really, did you?
Before Mark came into your room, you couldn’t see him sexually at that point, his body not attracting you the same way it did the first night. You just wanted him. Whether he was beside you or inside you, you wanted him there with you. You weren’t even thinking about sleeping with him that night, only going along to prove to yourself that it was sex that you wanted, your horniness being masked as a desire for a relationship. Just like the first time. Except, after he said he loved you, and after you locked yourself in the bathroom, you felt lightheaded, your mind spinning as you tried to understand why the feelings from before didn’t go away. You were conflicted, certain at this point that your friendship was broken beyond repair.
You blinked and realized you were already home, staring at your apartment door in wonder before unlocking it, surprised that your walk went by so fast. As soon as you shut the door, kicking off your shoes off, you heard footsteps, Mark creeping out of the kitchen while your body tensed up before you turned to see who it was, a loud scream leaving your lips as you saw his face, your hand clutching your chest painfully.
“Son of a bitch. You lied to me.” You hissed, going to walk past him before he gripped your arm, keeping you in place.
“We need to talk.”
“I don’t want to talk.” You said lowly, trying to pull away only for Mark to roll his eyes, wrapping his other arm around your waist to lift you. You gasped, shaking your body and flailing your arms as if you were in a panic, Mark’s hold on you tightening as he shuffled towards his bedroom.
“Stop swinging your arms!”
“Let me go or I’ll scream. You know I’ll fucking do it.” You threatened, opening your mouth wide to let out an almost child-like cry before Mark kicked his door open, setting you down inside before shutting the door, both of you glaring at one another in annoyance.
You don’t know what you expected him to say, trying to figure out if he was angry or sad, his face stoic as you waited impatiently for him to yell at you or cry, anything Mark would typically do with his wide range of emotions.
“Tell me you don’t love me.” Your face softened, brows furrowing as you checked his face for any sign that he was joking. But he wasn’t.
“What? Mark-“
“Just say you don’t love me and it’ll be the end of this. I won’t force you to love me back and I won’t question you about why. I’ll move on and you can go back to avoiding me, I just need you to say you don’t love me.”
Part of you wanted to. Part of you wanted to leave this conversation and never return to it, not ready to face your thoughts and feelings head on. But, the further you ran from them, the more confused you became. And the more confused you became, the sadder you were, Mark being your main and only support, someone you’d vent to and receive unrequested advice from, and you couldn’t even go to him about it. But, actually, you could. Mark would never try to sway your feelings for his own benefit, nor would he judge you. So why not talk to him?
“Mark, I don’t know how I feel about you.” You admitted, your eyes fluttering shut so you wouldn’t have to see his reaction to your words.
“Ever since that night, I felt the same way about you as I did Jay.” Mark scowled at the mention of your ex-boyfriend, his eyes burning into your unsuspecting features as you smiled slightly.
“I couldn’t stop thinking about you and I felt like I wanted to be with you every second of the day. Honestly, I didn’t even want to have sex that second time, I was trying to convince myself that I was still lonely and desperate but then you said you loved me and it just made me feel like I wanted to be around you even more. But we’re friends. I don’t want to risk being with you just so we can break up and I lose you forever. With Jay, I was only sad when we broke up because I’d be alone, but I had you to cheer me up. If I say I love you, and we end up together, just to break up, I’ll really be alone. I don’t want to take that chance.”
The confession was a shock to both of you, Mark staring at you incredulously as you released a breath you hadn’t realized you were holding, slowly opening your eyes to see him glaring at you, your lips forming a small pout.
“You ignored me for four days, made me feel bad for telling you how I felt, just so you can say you love me but you’re scared we might break up and not be friends anymore?” Mark growled, moving closer to you as you stood frozen, your head dropping as you realized how ridiculous you had been, not finding the voice to apologize.
Your eyes widened as you felt his familiar arms wrap around you, a loud chuckle shaking his body as he rocked you both side to side.
“You dumb ass.” He spoke playfully, causing you to look up at him innocently.
“You’re not mad at me?”
“I’m pissed off, actually. How could you compare me to Jay? He was an asshole. I’m not an asshole.” You were ready to protest that statement but decided to laugh it off instead, rather liking his happy side at the moment.
“You always prepare for the worse to happen, but you never see the bright side. If we were in a relationship, nothing would change. People already assume we’re dating. We’d just be best friends that sometimes see each other naked and kiss and stuff.”
Your head rested on his shoulder, a smile on your lips as he went on with his credulous explanation, actually feeling at ease by his words. Nothing would change. He’d still be the same Mark and you’d still be the same (Y/n), and things would only change if you let it, your fears nearly destroying something that had yet begun.
“Plus, you’re the one that always brings up “finding love with unusual people in unusual places”. What if us having sex was the unusual place and I was the unusual person? You still wouldn’t have considered it?”
You pulled away to stare at him, smiling as he used your own philosophy against you. In all the days of you running away, it took this one moment to make you realize that your best friend was possibly your perfect match. Were you an idiot? Undoubtedly. Were you ready to admit that so you could find happiness with someone you knew would give you that and more? Absolutely.
“Well, what if I told you I’m considering it now, and that I might be willing to give it a try?” The way his face lit up nearly made you laugh aloud, your body being squished against his once more from his sudden embrace which you could only describe as a death grip.
“So, we’re actually together now?”
“Hell no. You need to take me on a real date.” Mark laughed quietly before regaining his composure, releasing you from his arms and instead grabbing your hand, guiding you out of his room and through the halls.
“Okay, so where should we go?”
“Uhm, you pick.” You said, earning a scoff from the male behind you as you reached the front door to eagerly slip on your shoes.
“You sound like a girlfriend already.”
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Eleveners!
Oh my God, I’m going to get really emotional writing this!!!
In 2012, STiBA merged with FBS (now FLA; Faculty of Language and Arts) of UKSW. For your note, FBS was one of the busiest faculty in UKSW, like, really, they had so many events in one term year, even after excluding the general University events. Two of the biggest faculty events were about ‘battle of the batches” in which each batch had to sent teams to compete in various competitions to determine the best batch of the year. I’m not gonna lie, they took the title very seriously.
My first involvement with this started with the event called LoVED (Loading Via English Days), which basically a series of competitions about the English subjects we had been learning —if I haven’t told you clearly, my major was English Literature- like spelling bee, drama, story-telling, trivia, etc (Idk, I generally only join one competition beside the opening march —each batch marched in costumes according to their theme and screaming their slogans). And there is one particular competition that was only known to be held by this faculty: dance.
So basically, the dance competition is more like a cabaret/musical story-telling, we need to tell a story that reflects our batch theme, through dancing. The students of FBS were told to ask the students from formerly STiBa to join them, as it would also be their events since the merger. Me and one of my friend (I’ll tell you why it was only both of us on the next post) joined the batch 2011 team, as a “token of friendship” they offered me to be the leading lady.
The theme was “Indonesia” so we picked Ramayana as our storyline, with a (lot of) twist. I remember we were a bit awkward at first —for a side note, somehow there was some kind of invisible tension between FBS and STiBA students, lol, dramas!- but after spending so much time together for the sake of the performance, it kind of melted away.
I remember we used to hang out on a small shop until late at night (many times I had to start over because of my boardinghouse’s curfew) and just had fun, like playing cards or talking shit. Oh those times when your biggest problem is how you were gonna wake up for a morning class!
And the rest was history, these people instantly became my best friends. It was a drastic change for me as I used to be so bored in my Uni life, after Eleveners happened, I felt like 24 hours in a day wasn’t enough! I wanted to hang out more, dance more, and just be young and stupid more! I can’t describe how much love I have for every single person in this picture.
Fun fact: there were so many talented dancers in the faculty that we never get to win the dance competition until our last year!!! We went all out for that year and we also (finally) became the best batch. I swear it felt like winning some sort of Nobel Prize or something! So much tears!!! I can still remember the feelings of joy even when I’m only reminiscing like now (and I’m deliberately using so many punctuation marks to show my excitement).
That’s a story of LoVED and there’s another story of EDO (English Department Olympics) which from the name, you can guess, is a sport competition. I’m really bad at sport but y’all know what I’m good at: shaking my ass dancing! There isn’t any dance competition in EDO, but there’s cheerleading.
/pəˈteɪtoʊ/ - /pəˈteɪtəʊ/ (if you’re an English major, you’ll get this joke)
Long story short, I became cheerleader once a year for three years.
Again, we never won the competition for three years. On our last year, the rule suddenly changed —I seriously can never understand how the most annoying people ALWAYS get their way to be in a committee and fuck things up???- we couldn’t perform cheerleadance (which is hard cheerleading-half dancing) and it had to be pure cheerleading. We were pissed off, like really pissed off.
I mean, how do you expect 10 amateur girls or more who mostly can’t even do the splits (including me) to do pure cheerleading, which consists of many difficult gymnastic moves and dangerous manoeuvre for straight 10 minutes??? I wouldn’t even last for three, honestly. And it was our last year, too!!! Our only chance to win the fucking thing once and for all!!!
But sis, oh how we snapped! We hired a cheerleading coach, and we said, fuck the rules, we’re fucking doing the cheerleadance. And it was the craziest, most intense training I’ve ever done in my life! I mean, physically, I was pretty strong already from all the dancing I did, but mentally, it was on another level. And I am still trembling with pride remembering how much we were determined to win, and kept going on trough those hellish training! (I wish we had the same excitement to study, but, lol)
The craziest part of that was: we were training with the whole song on slower tempo until D-2!!! And we couldn’t get it right. On D-2, our coach came with a happy face, saying, I finished the song!! And it was twice the tempo we had been training. It was chaotic. Yet it turned out so good on the performance day!!! I wish I had the video and can show you guys the golden era of my physical abilities!!!
AND WE FUCKING WIN!!! FINALLY!!!
I couldn’t get any prouder of these girls (including myself —girl, I fucking cartwheeled! It was bad, but still, I did it!)
And yes, we also won the best batch that year. That was crazy. We finished our last active year as students —since most of us would be busy individually with final projects afterwards- REIGNING AND PROUD!!! I always remember how resilient my fellow eleveners were, we were the batch with the least number, there were prolly not even 20 boys —they worked extra hard since they had to enter more competitions with no subs. And no shit, we had to work extra hard for almost everything in the battle of the batches, and it was all worth it in the end. We took the crown once, and once was enough to remember for a lifetime.
DAMNNN I GOT THE CHILLS!!! I MISS ALL OF THESE MFS!!!
So yeah, it’s also probably why I feel that I belong there, we’re kinda alike —batch 2011 and I. We’re good, but not effortless good that we gotta work our ass off to reach the top. To think back on how I’ve been living my life, I’m glad I learnt and trained with eleveners, the underdog that raise to the top, and become the legends of our own.
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This picture was taken by September 2016 theres me, pask and lega in it and kuz was behind the lens. I remember this night like it was yesterday. It all started early, in the afternoon i went to this shorties crib to go pick up a couple of cans that i had left there the day before, yea fun times, the day turned to night and i said goodbye to her and got myself on the S.Line train to Massamá to meet, Lega, Pask, Smok and Kuz, we had a full night of bombing ahead of us. We all got together besides Smok, he wasnt awnsering any of our calls, prolly he was playing lol. Anyways we started our night as we always did, smokin ganja, sketchin and talkin shit.
Later we made our way into this highway called Crel, each one of us did his respective piece, everything went well, our next location was the Queluz train station. So we made our journey trough the train line and as we came closer to it, we realized there was three cops in the platforms searching for something. As we realized that, we rushed our way off the line, not a hard task at all, pask was ahead of the rest of us and i was behind him, so he jumped this fence that gave me by waist, so it wasnt a fence that tall, but still it had some fucked spikes on top of it, and then i did it. As i was looking back at kuz and lega that were still inside the train tracks, i saw Kuz strugglin to jump to the other side, he ends up sackin it and fell on the ground, at the moment i found it hilarious, and i laughed my ass off at him as i went to go help him out, i got closer to him i noticed that he wasnt doin so fine, has i told me "man i tored my hand up wtf!!". I didnt believe at first as i tought to myself "must be just some cut on his hand not a big deal" then i took a few steps closer and i see his bloody hand shaking, and the ground covered in blood. I take a look into it and that lil motherfucker had sliced his hand from his ring finger straight to the middle of his palm with his sweaters yarns all tangled in it. Lega had fell also, because he stumbled in one of the rails from the tracks as he was carrying a 20L bucket full of paint, but he was fine. It was maybe 3am, and we had a friend that was about to faint from his wound, we made our way to Kuz's crib, that was back at Massamá, 45min away from Queluz by foot. That was probably the most stressfull walk i've ever had, we were stoned, tired, had backpacks full of cans, our mate had his hand all fucked, plus the cops are all arround these areas at night, and its a bit odd that four kids are walkin arround the streets with backpacks, and a bigass bucket and one of them cringing of pain with a bloody hand and with his clothes all ripped off. We made it anyways. I called his sister and told her the story, and for her to call an ambulance to their adress asap. The ambulance took about 20mins that seemed to last for an etternity. By 6am kuz made his way to the hospital, and as the rest of the crew was at his door looking at the abulance going away, Smok that had missed all this shit, shows up. They were neighbours at that time, and he woke with the noise from the sirens. We still had some cans to go for a bomb, and we all wanted to go bomb some more, Lega had this great spot near "Quinta das Flores" that some duche decided to cross, so we went there and Lega crossed the duche over, Pask did a lil rollup, and me and smok did a crew piece together, all this by 6:30am/7:00am. Meanwhile Pask was doing his roller near a pile full of thrash, leaves and shit he looks into it and spots a 20€ bill layin in a pile full of shit, he screams "WAT DA FUK BOIZZ, JUST FOUND A VINTINHA IN THIS DUMP WTFF! WE GON GET A KINGS BREAKFAST" We were all hyped, because all of us had this hole in the stomach. Yea so we finished what we had to do there and made our way to Lidl, that was still closed, so we had to wait until 9am to get them munchies, so it was, we rolled a couple more joints, got a lil bit more stupid, and then its time, 9am lidl is about to open, we was the first costumers that day, got the munchies and stepped out of it...
I dont really remember what happened next, prolly we rolled some more joints and got even more stupid, i guess that was it.
Homies was getting tired and they all wanted to go home, since they all lived on the LS they all made their way home. So i texted this txutxa who i was hangin arround by that time, we met, went for a coffee and i told her this crazy story, that i dont really remember if she was interested in, probably not.
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