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Confronting Workplace Problems: Small Steps, Big Changes | Chris Beer, the Wizard of Ops™
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Ever found yourself ignoring those big, ugly workplace problems? We've all been there. But it's time to face those issues head-on! This video is your call to action to transform your work environment into a healthier and more positive space.
#addressing big ugly problems#solve problems with your team#Confronting Workplace Problems#Small Steps#Big Changes#Chris Beer#the Wizard of Ops#face the issues#work environment#positive space#healthier place#engage your team in the process#communicate progress effectively#keep everyone motivated#making real changes#small steps count#smaller steps for big changes#problem solving Information#implementing change in the workplace#steps to implementing change#Youtube
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Nicholas Nelson’s frequent and effective use of Google is the one of the most relatable things he has ever done…
From figuring out his bisexuality, to seeking help for Charlie’s eating disorder, and to exploring uni options online… it’s Nick and that search bar against the world.
#he’s so real for that#king of information gathering and problem solving#nick nelson#heartstopper netflix#nick and charlie#heartstopper tv#heartstopper season 3#osemanverse#heartstopper comics#nicholas nelson#nick heartstopper#heartstopper
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I FORGOT TO THROW OUT AFTER THE EPISODE RELEASED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#hand jumper#webtoon#sayeon lee#heron#ig??? BRUH..................#these fireworks are going to SET ME ON FIRE!!!!#but that's alr i guess!!!!!!!!!#because charcoal grilled prawn literally solves all my problems#before thinking about killing people i need everyone to sit down and think of their favourite food#and manifest the version of them that has it!!!!!!!!#maybe then all compulsions and intrusions of the mind can just go away#what if we all just pictured better versions of ourselves and just did it!!!#if we all stretched out our hands and tried we can at least live in the world knowing we did try!!#and it's better than not trying!!!!! AND BEING USELESS PIECES OF ROTTING GARBAGE!!!!!!#idk i've had a shit three years man i don't think i can take this any longer#IGNORE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND INSTEAD NOW LET'S THINK OF THE GOODIES YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#or now if you offer up your wallet to OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR sleepacross#and for the SMALL price of 5USD that's right 5USD!!!! this is to the people with credit/debit cards ofc#YOU CAN ACCESS THE GOATACROSS QNA BECAUSE IT IS PEAK!!!!!!#but just because the juninators[on here in case they aren't in the server] need to hear this so we can all sing happy birthday to her#INSTEAD OF MISSING IT FOR TWO YEARS#AND HAVING A WHOLE WINTER/CHRISTMAS COMPETITION IN DISCORD WITH MEMES AND ALL WITHOUT THIS CRUCIAL INFORMATION!!!!!!!#I THINK BECAUSE I KEEP THESE IN TAGS IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT HER BIRTHDAY IS DEC 24TH AND WE SHOULD ALL SAY HAPPY LATE/HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY#TO OUR BELOVED QUEEN JUNI CHANG#BECAUSE NOW I JUST SHAFTED A 40K WIP I NEVER FINISHED FOR LAST YEAR'S WINTER SEASON FOR THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE OF 2024 IN THE RECYCLE BIN!!#BUT NOW WE CAN GIVE HER QUINTICE THE AMOUNT OF GIFTS THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!!! SO LET'S DO THAT INSTEAD!!!!#ONE FOR HER BIRTHDAY!!!! ONE FOR CHRISLER!!! ONE FOR CIVIL SERVICE APPRECIATION DAY!!!!!#ANOTHER FOR BEING PEAK MENTOR!!!!! AND ANOTHER ONE FOR BEING GOD'S SILLIEST SOLDIER!!!![in our hearts!!]#APOLOGIES AS ALWAYS IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR HERE!!!! AND A GOOD EVENING TO YOU ALL!!!!
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there's an essay jumbled up in my brain about dunmeshi's beginning and how clever and deceptive it is as a sleight-of-hand trick that distracts the audience from the depth and scope of the worldbuilding and foreshadowing that's being set up the entire time by dangling zany characters and wacky dishes and biology fun facts in front of us, and how that serves to catch invested viewers off guard when those elements come to the forefront, but also how it works against it with other viewers wanting "more" and not seeing it because the plot bait isn't laid out up front
how people getting frustrated with the characters "not taking things seriously" is mirrored and refuted in the confrontation between Laios and Shuro. how the characters' attitudes aren't just a result of shallow low-stakes "comedy rules" where nothing matters, but are an extension of their personalities (Laios's nonstandard expression of emotions being offputting even to people he knows) and the world and social environment (adventurers being desensitized to death and injury because resurrection magic is commonplace). the way the party refers to "saving Falin" instead of "retrieving Falin's corpse," indicating that they still see her with full personhood, and how that phrasing leads to some readers/viewers believing that Falin is alive in the dragon's stomach, conscious of being slowly digested while the party carelessly fucks around "wasting time." how the weird tonal dissonance makes sense in-universe and yet is deliberately challenged more and more the deeper the party goes
all the character building and pieces of lore slowly weaving together the shape of the larger world, laying the groundwork for the major themes that will surface later. so much is right there in the "low-stakes" early episodes if you know what you're looking for (or pass the perception checks).
it can be so satisfying to see new viewers/readers pick up on the clues even in the earliest "simple" episodes, or notice new things and make connections yourself....and it can also be frustrating to see people dismiss oddities and dissonance as shallow or bad writing because they don't expect a "cooking anime" to have depth like that. why try to question and understand and peel back the layers when you don't expect there to be any layers?
why can't laios take things seriously for once?
#mypost#i'm majorly out of practice for doing any real critical cohesive writing lol#trying to put this into coherent words has been such a mess so here's a vague gesture at my thought process about it#it's both my favorite and the most frustrating thing to see#because i've seen SO MANY people say they dropped the show after a couple eps thinking they know what it's about and where it's going#a cute but ultimately unsustainable gimmick#people for whom the characters and the food/biology infodumping weren't enough of a hook#but i wouldn't change anything about the structure to put a more obvious plot hook in the beginning#because it would give the game away TOO much#i LOVE how the audience has to acclimate to the characters' attitudes about death#only for our assumption that it's all normal and fine in this world to be thrown back in our faces#how we're left to notice the winged lion appearing in statues and carvings and coins and armor in the background#long long before it's ever brought up as a real entity by the plot#the history of the kingdom laid out in plain view but nevermind that. magic painting food!#i've seen the language around falin and her resurrection cause so much confusion#but of COURSE the characters involved wouldn't directly say 'we need to get her corpse to revive it'#bc pragmatically they already understand that as their goal. it doesn't need to be stated out loud; it's just how this process works.#but also they don't SEE her as an object. a dead body.#they need to 'save her before she's digested.' 'the spell couldn't reach her in the dragon's stomach.' 'hang in there falin'#death isn't real to them. not really. and so it doesn't quite feel real to the audience either#not until they find her skull and that realization slams home#like......i keep comparing it to gravity falls#which is episodic and goofy in the beginning but also has a much more obvious plot hook to keep people interested#(a main character entering a secret bunker indicating that he's lying about his ignorance of the town's mysteries)#the main characters in gravity falls are AWARE that there is a mystery to be solved and are trying to find more information#but i don't think that approach would work as well for dm!#laios's goals were never that lofty. not until they HAD to be because the situation demanded it of him#it's the characters trying to solve one personal problem and finding themselves entrenched in something vast and dramatic#that they weren't even fully AWARE of when they set out. and we the audience are on that journey with them!#it's SUCH a good structure i wouldn't trade it for anything. but also. tragic to see people give up and dismiss it so fast.
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me, constantly: one of the most frustrating things about playing for this DM is that he clearly just wants to have things happen to the characters without anyone ever questioning why
me to this DM, explaining felix: his entire thing as a character is that whenever anything happens he wants to find out as much information as possible about what's going on and why
me about his backstory: so my concept is that Something happened to him and he doesn't have any information about it so he's desperate to find out what exactly happened and why
DM: okay here's what I was thinking we'd do for your backstory: you went to this place seeking this group and talked to this person there and then, immediately after that, Something Happened. like, very obviously directly connected to that person and their group, which you already know about, and whom you'd obviously already know exactly how to find again if you wanted to get more information on what (else) exactly happened and why
#me-- dissociating: ....... well........... that wouldn't work. actually. because why would I not.... have already solved the mystery.#if I knew. exactly who did it to me. and exactly where to find them. if I wanted to investigate it.#which. I would. because that is. literally my character's entire concept.#and also. the entire CONCEPT. OF EVEN HAVING A BACKSTORY MYSTERY. TO GIVE FELIX SOMETHING HE'S ACTIVELY INVESTIGATING.#like first of all he got hung up on an incidental detail of the concept (the thing that happened left some kind of mark [a clue!])#and centered THAT such that the mystery HE thought he was giving me was 'but what does the MARKING ITSELF do'#but even with THAT being shifted to center I had to be like...... stephen............... he would just ask???#that's not a mystery 😭 why would I not have already gone to where I know the information is and then gotten it 😭#'oh huh yeah I guess he probably would just go back to those people' YEAH BUD. WHY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH WOULD HE NOT.#YOU NEEDED ME TO TELL YOU THIS??#I'm not trying to pick apart your house of cards like an asshole!! I'm just trying to SURFACE LEVEL engage with the game!!#ALL MY FRIENDS DM. I HAVE NEVER HAD THESE PROBLEMS WITH ANY OF THE REST OF THEM. I PROMISE YOU IT'S NOT ME.#[on my knees screaming into my hands]
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Looking back at Girl Meets World, it will forever irritate me especially for how they handled/treated Angela. Oh this show really hated black women because how do you not only 1.) describe her, one of (correct me if I'm wrong) only few black and MAIN characters of the og show, as a "concept" 2.) have characters show obvious disgust at the small mention of her name 3.) depict her as a homewrecker for a new relationship that, really, shouldn't have ever happened 4.) have her old friends treat her like dirt and her old lover like she is the root of his problems, when there was nothing but positive love there 5.) reuse all the concepts from said previous love story just to elevate the new ship with a yte woman and 6.) compare her to Hurricane Katrina, one of the deadliest hurricanes that caused significant numbers of death, harm, misplacement, and trauma to people, largely of whom were black? Mind you, all these points I mentioned were toward the only main black character of the OG show before the spinoff, and the only, from what I can remember, black female character of the spinoff who didn't even stay long. Not even getting into the racist drama with some of the members on set, but you cannot look me in the eye and tell me that the way the show handled Angela, her story, and her relationship with the other characters + Shawn wasn't fucking disrespectful, you can't because I won't believe you.
#boy meets world#girl meets world#like this show had so many issues (from its depiction of autism to religious intolerance to supporting grooming)#but this was a whole other level#it was especially hurtful as a young black girl to see growing bc i really tried to like this show with its lacking diversity#but coming from watching bmw to this a show from the 90s that depicted a black character better than a 2010s show- u get my point#and its so wrong bc it depicts angela as being the one to end the relationship when all she said in bmw how she#didn't want to see her leaving as a goodbye and there was ambiguous hope for the future#also shoving shawn to be with maya's mom was really unnecessary#not only bc of how it depicted being raised in a single parent household so negatively#but that the only way to solve maya's problems was for her...to have a dad? like that really isn't how it works#i blissfully live in the delulu where angela and shawn came back together once she left europe and he eventually married her#after they graduated college and have a beautiful family together#shawn x angela#don't even get me started on how whenever there was a guest cameo it was met audience applause and happy reactions#but when it was for angela: crickets 😬#back to maya- i feel like it would have been better for her story if shawn didn't marry her mother (and was with angela) and u would see her#hope and wish for the opposite to where it nearly consumes her only to finally be sat down and informed that#even if shawn isn't with your mom he'll still be in your life as a father figure no matter what#i personally feel like that would've been better#but this is largely just s rant so forgive the structure of it al
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i should be Doing Tasks instead of sitting here waxing poetic about math but i do think graphs (the discrete math kind) (not this kind 📊📈📉) are the most elegant and beautiful mathematical object
#*slaps roof of graph* this bad boy can fit so much information in it#it's just a set of vertices and a set of edges! and the edges are just pairs of vertices!#that's IT!!!! two sets!!#well also you can add edge weights#anyway then you can take your two sets and maybe edge weights and use them to represent problems#that are probably too hard to solve with current computing technology (see: P != NP)#mathematical equivalent of a corkboard with documents and red string#'this thing is connected to that thing' in its absolute purest form#math#ok. done waxing poetic for now#numbers do not lie#ok one more thing. i have beef with the other kind of graph for having the same name#those are CHARTS#also useful but HRRRHGH GRRR ripping them apart in my teeth. impostors. nobody knows what im talking about when i say graphs because of YOU#ok ok im done
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I’m going to write out exactly what happened that led to me getting kicked out once I’m in a stable place. I know I’ve been all over the place and not making much sense these last few days…. My brain has been all over the place
#I feel like I’m actually pretty normal for everything that’s going on though#I only cried once and now I’m emotionally stable and I’m productivity and problem solving mode#…………#on second thought this might actually be due to a complex dissociative disorder#Cameron has just informed me that he is co conscious and keeping me from losing my shit completely#everyone say thank you Cameron /nf
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I cannot stop thinking about a theoretical adaptation of The Long Goodbye where everything is basically the same until Terry comes back at the end but instead of the plastic surgery to change his facial structure/ethnicity she’s had a sex change and accompanying plastic surgery. I just feel like it plays SO WELL with the themes, also I want the moment of Marlowe’s brain shutting down as he realizes who this hot woman is and then his entire relationship with them clicks into place
#Terry Lennox all-pronouns post#also like realistically this man is so homophobic. his brain would be doing backflips around this new information#but I do also like the idea. similar to a lot of books where the female lead disguises herself as a man then falls in love.#that Marlowe would just go OH ok it wasn’t gay this whole time :) problem solved. and then not examine any further#have I made this exact post before. it’s possible#Philip Marlowe#the long goodbye
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at least we now know that neither Marinette or Adrien are aware of him being a senti. after the S3 final we all assumed Adrien knew Rena Rouge and Carapace's identity, because it was so evident: cue Rocketear. after Félix and Kagami's theater kid nonsense we all thought Marinette finally knew Hawkmoth's identity, because how could she not? : cue Confrontation.
almost makes it look like our main characters are not allowed to learn or deduct anything that isn't explicitly spelled out for them
#like I think representation was a great episode but this final just completely nuked its relevance#it was reduced to a filler because it might as well never happened.#no one learned anything#net zero information#the creators being like: Marinette is sooooo smart she deducts and connects and solves all the problems#also the creators: hehe she doesn't have to understand shit though. when it's plot convenient#my dudes you're sacrificing a good and satisfying plot for the sake of shock value and dramatic reveals#that will not be dramatic for the audience because they fucking knew that already#and they also though the character knew that so the only thing they are going to be surprised about is that they apparently didn't know#ml spoilers#ml conformation#ml recreation#miraculous ladybug
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do you ever just try to seek out advice for something you struggle with, find something that comes with glowing recommendations that Changed Everything(tm) for the people reccing it, and then when you read it it's so bad that it gives you a better idea of what your actual problem is just by dint of articulating why it sucks
#whosebaby talks#ttrpg tag#me trying to find advice for doing better improv in ttrpgs; and All of It either completely misses the point#goes 'don't work the way your brain works lol'#or gives you advice that's a helpful leg up; but can only go so far if you're not actually getting at the fundamental issue: Why#like i still don't entirely know *how* to solve the issues i've been putting my finger on! but god damn i'm finally at least doing that much#i think it doesn't help that the 'just don't think this way lol' this advice always aims at#hits on ableist bullshit i've gotten shamed and dismissed for Constantly in the past#to the point where i just stopped trying to engage with things or problem-solve at all To My Extreme Detriment Ever Since lol#'don't approach this game in a way informed by your neural wiring' means people will not approach your game!#ugh. anyway this instance of it sucked Bad even worse than usual and i am annoyed#the salt files
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pk is such a fantastic character. "oh, the king of the land discovered that a divine plague was set upon the dreams of his people and soon they would all die. because it was a plague of dreams, literally everybody would be affected, because it's a mind curse. to solve this problem, he figured he needed to contain the whole plague with a creature that didn't think at all, but also couldn't be controlled by it, so he used his own children as fodder to create such a creature that wouldn't resist being hurt and the angry goddess could use as a punching bag. the sheer amount of children he needed to kill to make this happen cannot be quantified, and everyone who tries has come up with several million at the minimum.
unfortunately, he was right. this did, in fact, work, and even when it started to fail another one of his children who would throw itself at saws and thorns just to keep moving forward solved the problem some other way. so really all we can do is go wow, that's fucked, and then move on. it's not like he wasn't sad about it. we haven't seen him in a few centuries so he may have killed himself. but he was right. he just also killed a million babies. as you do."
#pheb speaks#what a guy#''but pk was wrong because-'' if you have ever beaten absolute radiance or done any bindings he won.#pk won. i'm so sorry to inform you. he did win. if you did path of pain just to see the little cutscene he successfully vesseled you#you are the vessel. you are the hollow knight. he was right#grumble in a corner about it with everyone else because the mass baby murderer did; in fact; solve the problem out of care for his people#that is so funny to me. he's the best. he sucks so bad and he's right and that's amazing
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Mr Ueda: burns Hamburg steak
Tane: so yukata will be coming tomorrow right? I want to eat his rice ball!
Minoru, resigned: well you can't always have what you want. What you have right now is Hamburg steak
Tane, swiping Minoru's phone: nah, I'm not feeling that. I'm feeling like resolving this situation with Yukata myself
#i always forget babies nowadays know how to use phones. like tane didn't just unlock it he was able to open the correct contact information#i always love it when babies are like ''you need to solve your relationship problems because it's disturbing my life''#i like how tane is trying to reconcile for his own reasons. minoru + his dad also enjoying when yutaka hangs out is just a bonus to him#he's a supporting character but within the show itself he's not only hanging around waiting to react to things the mains minoru + yutaka do#our dining table#bokura no shokutaku#ueda koji#ueda tane#ueda minoru#hozumi yutaka#tane#minoru#yutaka
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can i be honest. the way you guys reacted to traveler being mad at lyney and lynette for not telling them they were fatui is kinda silly
#like first yes we ARE friends with actual fatui harbingers. or ex fatui harbingers#but. they LITERALLY tried to kill us?? and caused problems in our life on purpose and that we had to solve??? like. we're only friends NOW#they are BOTH BOSS FIGHTS#WE WERE ENEMIES#and especially with childe there was some real broken trust in there back in liyue#like how. how can you be surprised that the traveler might have some qualms about associating w fatui again#no matter how nice they seem#YOU know lyney and lynette arent evil. because ur the audience and you have all the information + an outsiders perspective#the traveler is a character. they dont know what lyney and lynette are really like. they were quick to trust and defend them but#theres a limit yknow?#traveler switched up the attitude out of nowhere but thats just because genshin writing sucks i thought that had already been established#AND BESIDES#DID YOU EVEN DO LYNEYS STORY QUEST#LIKE#THAT TAKES PLACE AFTER THE ARCHON QUEST. NO?#AND THE TRAVELER WAS LITERALLY SUPER OKAY WITH BOTH TWINS#LIKE THEY DID NOT HOLD A GRUDGE WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EVEN TALKING ABOUT DID I MISS SOMETHING#HELLO ????#anyway. yeah#complaining tag
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annie cresta week. day #1 - go fish
a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, and that includes committing a crime punishable by flogging. good thing annie is quick on her feet.
disney channel logic, 2k
Did you know approximately 50 sharks are killed every year? And that’s only shark fin soup Annie is talking about.
Shark fin soup is so messed up. It’s one thing to spear a shark and eat every part of it, but it gets entirely more heinous to carve out its fins and chuck it back into the water. How would you feel if someone tied you up and threw you into the churning sea? Annie bets that would qualify as a human rights violation. Maybe even a crime against humanity.
Thankfully, a lot of people in District 4 can’t afford shark fin soup. Not-so-thankfully, though, Four is a hotspot for Capitol tourists. And, even more unthankfully, they’ve been getting a lot of tourists this year. Annie has Finnick Odair to thank (read: curse) for that. The only thing those people love more than animal cruelty is the victor of the 65th Hunger Games.
Worry not, though. She has a plan to fix this. Armed with nothing but some binoculars and a heart full of rage, she spent weeks observing how the fishermen transport the sharks from their boats and onto the docks in these incredibly wide fish tanks. Big enough to let their fins move, but not nearly big enough for them to swim around.
It’s fucked up. Annie would have just freed them right then and there, but Mr. Koh had yelled at her for infiltrating his workspace just the other day, so she had to lay low for a while. She had to watch and watch and watch as these beautiful, complex creatures got carted off to their imminent doom. Everyone says sharks are dangerous, but they’re not the ones sawing off human fingers and dragging them back to shore to bleed out.
After conducting some serious research, Annie noticed that these fishermen are chatterboxes. There’s at least fifteen minutes where those sharks aren’t being supervised at all. Maybe even an entire hour if Mr. Koh and Mr. Burbot pair off. Yes, they’re still technically working, and there’s still an issue of sneaking past them, but this is exactly why Annie ran several experiments. The deeper they’re engaged in conversation, the closer Annie can sneak next to all those fish tanks. Especially if Mr. Koh and Mr. Burbot are there. Sometimes they even sneak off altogether. (Annie suspects they are lovers. She wonders how their wives feel about that.)
Well, guess what? Today is the day, baby. Shark liberation is upon everyone in District 4, and no one even seems to know it. (Which is good. Annie does not want anyone to narc on her.)
Since this is her first time ever doing anything like this, she plays it safe rather than sorry. Instead of counting on these fishermen to chat up a storm, she creates a diversion. If they didn’t want anyone to lob rocks at their buckets of bait, then maybe they shouldn’t leave them in such flingable spots. She doesn’t know the first thing about being a fisherman, but she’s pretty sure that stuff like bait shouldn’t be placed right on the boardwalk. A slight breeze would probably send it flying.
Using her DIY-ed slingshot and the power of gravity, Annie manages to tip it back into the water. Huh. That was easier than she thought—it probably wasn’t even filled up to the brim.
The men on the docks jerk out of their conversation, blaming the commotion on the wind and the waves rocking the docks and did you seriously have to set it down there that’s another hour we’re never gonna get back dipshit.
Annie watches in glee as they practically dive nose-first into the water in an attempt to salvage the remains. Since she knows that’s not gonna distract them forever, she darts forward armed with nothing but her speedy quick legs and a jug of canola oil.
The canola oil was very important. She unscrews the lid and tips it all upside down the second she gets to the docks. She’s stealthy, sure, but she’s not cocky. Her legs are strong for running—not for pushing two grown men into the water.
“Hey! What’re you doing, kid?”
Fuck! She’s been found out! And it wasn't even by the fishermen—just a bystander.
That just motivates her to keep running faster. The men trying to gather up all the bait whirl around, but then promptly scramble on their feet and eat shit. Canola-coated floorboards will do that to you.
With those two out of the way, Annie makes a break for the sharks floating in those unethical freaking glass tanks.
“Is that you, Annie Cresta?”
A chorus of shit and fuck and not this girl again chorus behind her, which really lets her know that she needs to pick up the pace. She already tied her hair back and flipped her hoodie up—how much more anonymous can she get?
She wipes her greasy fingers on her shirt and throws the empty jug of canola oil at the closest person that is slowly—but surely—gaining on her. She didn’t even get to oil the entire deck. If they manage to take five more steps forward, she’s toast. These sharks are toast.
Scratch that—these sharks are soup.
She very skillfully pivots from analyzing her enemy’s progress to running toward the captured sea creatures chilling out in watery cages. Getting there was easy—figuring out how to personally release them was harder. Especially if she wanted to keep all her fingers.
“Get the fuck away from them, Annie! I’m serious!”
“Get Peacekeeper Dally over here!”
“The hell is he gonna—”
Oh, shoot. Annie doesn’t like Peacekeeper Dally. And Peacekeeper Dally doesn’t like her. She has the fading bruise on her cheek to prove it.
He had warned her that was strike one. Getting flogged was strike two.
Her hands start shaking, but she’s not so sure that’s from the adrenaline anymore. Now that she’s with the sharks, she’s starting to realize there’s one major flaw in her plan:
She didn’t think about how she was gonna escape. Honestly, that didn’t really seem like the hard part.
Well, guess what? Freeing the sharks was actually the easiest part. If these fishermen managed to shove them into these narrow tanks, then Annie could trust the sharks to wriggle their way out. The tops of their cages weren’t even sealed, so she knocks them all back into the water in a series of rushed, swift swipes.
Splash. Splash. Splash.
“No!” If Annie didn’t know any better, she’d think he sounded way more stressed than angry. Good thing she does know better. “No! So fucking help me, Annie Cresta, when I catch you—”
Annie loves sharks, but that does not mean she wants to swim with them. Which is unfortunate, because the only way she’d dodge the trio of men coming toward her is if she made a swim for it.
The sharks are already thrashing out of their enclosures. She’s fast, but she’s not that fast.
You know what, though? This wasn’t about her. This was about the dozens of sharks that are slaughtered every year. District 4 delicacies her ass.
That still doesn’t mean she goes down without a fight. She empties out her pockets and throws all her loose change and stray receipts at them. Then, when they finally approach her, she thrashes as intensely as all those sharks. And, finally, when someone clasps their hands around her wrist, she does not hesitate to lunge forward and take a bite.
“Ow! Fuck, Annie!”
Fuck Annie indeed. The death grip on her hands loosens up just enough for her to pull free from it. The gathering crowd seems more nosy than enraged, so she pushes past them with minimal effort. The adrenaline has returned at full force. She is not getting flogged for this. She’s only fourteen, you know. Even Peacekeeper Gally acknowledged that he’d only be able to get a few hits in before things got fatal.
Maybe this wasn’t the best—
No. No. She refuses to finish that thought. Those sharks deserved a full, natural life full of fishy friends and even fishier food. The Capitol, on the other hand, won’t die if they can’t order a bowl of stringy cartilage at whatever tourist-y restaurant they wind up in.
Going home is not an option. She has too many witnesses. Her girlfriend was gonna be her alibi at first (where do you think she got the canola oil?), but she’s gonna need someone richer. Someone that even the Peacekeepers have to listen to.
Annie tears through the town to get to the Victor’s Village. That wasn’t too hard—everyone was so far along in this shark fin soup process that they moved to the richer, tourist-y parts of Four out of convenience. And, as luck has it, the Victor’s Village is located right in the heart of that.
“Help me!”
Annie doesn’t even know who she’s talking to. Just that she rams body-first into some victor’s closed door. At least it's unlocked. Her hand scrambles at the door knob until she finally manages to open it.
"I think she went this way!"
Ack! She unzips her jacket as quickly as she can, flinging it to the side and kicking it under someone’s coffee table. The first thing her mind registers is all the colors—crocheted doilies, knitted blankets, embroidered flowers framed up on the wall—and she thanks every deity that she can think of that she stumbled into Mags Flannagan’s house. The grandma of all grandmas. If there was one victor she could trust not to shank her on the spot, it would be her.
Then, she actually sees her. Mags Flannagan, she means. She’s sitting at the kitchen table in all her gray, curly-haired glory, her eyebrows raised in a casual question like Annie didn't just break into her house. The guy sitting next to her— Finnick Odair, wavy hair and freckled face and all—is staring at her with appropriately parted lips and extremely wrinkled eyebrows. They’re both holding a deck of cards.
“That’s perfect!” Annie practically sprints into the kitchen, taking a seat so that she’s facing the door, and they let her. “Deal me some cards! I need to make it look like I’ve been here a while, or else the authorities are gonna flog me!”
Finnick Odair does not move a muscle. She thought he was supposed to have fast reflexes, but all he does is glance over at Mags.
“You heard her,” Mags says simply, which makes Annie heave the biggest sigh of relief. “Give her some cards. We’re playing Go Fish, honey.”
Good to know. By the time Annie lies to Finnick (she did have eights, but she had three of them, so there was no freaking way she was giving them up), Peacekeeper Dally announces his presence at the door. Annie attempts to explain the situation, but Mags promptly cuts her off.
“As far as I know, we’ve been keeping an eye on you all day. Any other information is irrelevant, so I don’t need to know it.”
Annie could cry. Even when Peacekeeper Dally fills her in on the situation, Mags’ posture stays perfectly relaxed and her voice remains perfectly calm. Finnick leans toward Annie.
“I wanna know what you did,” he whispers to her.
“It’s kinda your fault,” she says, because it is. She wouldn’t have even needed to do all this if he wasn’t having some sort of party tonight. “I set a bunch of sharks free so that you guys can’t use them for shark fin soup.”
His eyes practically pop out of his sockets before she even finishes speaking. Thank goodness he wasn’t the one who opened the door.
“That’s a felony,” he informs her. Like she doesn’t know. “Sharks are property of the Capitol.”
Annie rolls her eyes before he’s finished speaking. “What-freakin’-ever. The ocean is its own entity.”
Finnick stares at her. She stares back. Spineless loser.
Annie looks back over at Mags. She’s still locked into a pretty intense conversation with Peacekeeper Dally, so when she finally shuts the door in his face, Annie slumps over her cards in relief. She's not gonna get flogged.
“He chose to believe the story I told him,” Mags says, which is all Annie could ever ask for. “But he’s no fool. Stupid, sure—” Annie grins. So true! “—but he’s made up his mind about you. I’d be careful around him if I were you, Annie.”
“How do you know my name?”
“It was the first thing he said to me.”
“Rude,” Annie replies, because it is. She may be a felon, but she still has manners. “Hasn’t he ever heard of hello?”
Finnick doesn’t laugh. Mags does. And she doesn’t even lecture Annie about anything, either. She just sits back down and picks up her deck of cards.
“Got any fives?”
#annie cresta#annie cresta week#also i mentioned this on ao3 but i might as well say it here too#i know she didn't solve this problem completley by herself#but shes 14 and committed a crime bro imo she went above and beyond as soon as she bit that man and ran away#anyway i know its not that big of a deal no one here is gonna be the annie cresta prompt police#anyway the real ending of this fic is that annie got away w it bc#mags promised to fund a last min shark fin soup adventure and reimburse the fishermen twice their wages for it. also a lil bribe for dally#bc if the capitol wants shark fin soup then they're gonna get it. not even mags can do anything about that#but we're gonna let annie have her victory moment#i just thought id let you all know that very useless tidbit of information
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Getting off my ass and downloading my favorite fics to put on a jump drive I bought with a fuck tonne more storage than the two I already had from when I was in school and, wow, this is actually so much easier than the rest of the stuff I’ve been downloading for various reasons (articles on stuff I want to have around but worry might be impacted by this new presidency). You just pick pdf (or whatever you like) and bam! It’s right there in your downloads ready to be stashed away, no annoying nitpicking where I have to delete stuff I don’t need in the document or huge blank spaces, it’s just ready! Like, listen. I love “print friendly and pdf” Firefox extension, but I always have to end up deleting some stuff that is just taking up space. It does its job! It’s just not going to be neat and tidy when the website doesn’t intend for you to do this. Archive of our own does that whole thing of making a pdf themselves! This is going to go so much faster than the other stuff I’ve been downloading as pdfs
Anyway, I love you as well Smithsonian magazine website for not only being free, but also just having that extension on all your articles! That’s actually how I found it in the first place. Before that I was copy pasting every paragraph into a pages document and it was way more tedious.
#emma posts#I feel like an old woman who figured out how to use her email#more and more every day#I am not bad at computers while also being bad at computers#I’m getting sidetracked here though#I really just keep developing tricks to solve my computer problems but then there’s an easy solution that I just don’t know about#like that Firefox extension#am I good or bad with computers? I think a secret third thing#I’ll think I’m bad with them and then I’ll see someone who is just straight up terrible with them and I’m like#‘well. im not great. but im also not that’#I won’t ever be able to download every fic I want to read#I’m sorting through my bookmarks to take what I think I should grab. but I have so much in the ‘want to read’ thing#I don’t know if my jump drive could pull that and all my non fanfiction off#I really haven’t purchased a jump drive in awhile though#I saw the storage on one of the first to come up and was like ‘holy shit!’#girlie has not purchased one since 2015 okay#I really hope I just end up doing this and then it turns out I didn’t need to#but if I didn’t do it and it turns out I needed it…#no. wouldn’t want that#I need sleep. I just started laughing at the thought of having illicit Wikipedia articles on a jump drive like some heinous shit#but it’s literally just an article about the history behind Yule or something#forbidden out of Africa Wikipedia article PDF#I don’t know what kind of stuff falls under the stuff in that project 2025#they have brains that work in ways I don’t understand#you know some of them would be like ‘you have to take down your article about ice age humans because creationism real I guess’#‘how dare you have information on the history of religion?!’ scandalous#and I know I can never afford to buy books on every single one of those things#but science magazines and Wikipedia articles? sure#I’m getting really sidetracked but this is making me feel like I can do something#it’s giving me some sense of control and distraction and if I don’t have those things to channel this energy I’ll just get worse
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