#probably unoriginal joke

[sorrowfulwill]

ballora saying “all I see is an empty room” as if her eyes aren’t fucking closed

[fucshiaflowers]

Frank Sinatra what about Frank's Sonata

[abyssal-gaze]

me reading the text that contains all knowledge, worldly and otherworldly, mortal and immortal, comprehensible and incomprehensible, known and unknown

[april13th2009]

presented without comment

[greenticklerdreams]

A Dom with a customer service day job who has to resist the urge to bring out The Voice when the customers are being difficult

[almightytuba]

i love dr loboto

[tired-and-unjellied]

Writing fanfic is hard, you have to first pick whether to go 1st or 3rd person and it's very hard

[blitz0hno]

Dissociative episode? Nah dissociative hour-long special

[straightlightyagami]

piano axioms

[shibusawaz]

girl who is blogging from the superunknown

[incorrectinfinity]

I love Black Lemonade's song being named Transfigure because damn. She sure is.

[werebutches]

Happy Friday the 13th don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for Jason

[catstar91]

Yeah dude isn't it strange to name an inkling band after the fact they come from squids? Wouldn't it be so weird for a human band to be named Gorillas?

you know in retrospect it's weird that the splatooniverse has a band called "the squid sisters" when, like... they Are squids. that's like if the real world had a band called "the human league"

[thecrimeofmans-laughter]

during the beginning of death note L and watari should have just done the arrested development surrogate thing

[ow-my-zock-and-zalls]

Gay as hell to jerk off tbh. Why are you, as a man, touching a penis and enjoying it?

[simplefarmerboy]

Guy playing solitaire: I just need a black queen

Me: ha, you and me both pal