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redjaybird · 2 years ago

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[Multifandom and Nonfandom OC RP Blog, Jay Finch, written by Yams] Home | Rules & About & AU Listing | Verse Interest Checker

[Verses like Borderlands, Trigun, D&D/Fantasy, Pokemon, and original content- Bloody City]

#hey i made a thing after not feeling up to it in forever #promo me #eyestrain #probably sorry #he uses a lotta red sorry x-x

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intercrusher · 5 months ago

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this is their foreplay

#deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #poolverine #deadclaws #my art #im so sorry this is so stupid #i bet ur ass they probably like doing this to each other for fun #whats the worst that can happen?

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nymphoutofwater · 4 months ago

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And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?

Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?

#fresh from the river #sorry just thinking about this and curious #polls #please answer before the curiosity kills me /silly #for me ofc it depends who’s hosting #if it’s family i show up on time to help out #close friends and i’m only a bit late #anyone else and im probably close to an hour ‘late’#mini banger #humble banger #certified banger #lord help me #turned off reblogs cause this seriously got out of hand yall #i’ve got a FAQ somewhere in the reblogs

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sonknuxadow · 8 days ago

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#sorry these came to be in a vision #before i get more tags mentioning random characters i dont know : this is about sonic the hedgehog #and also rouge the bat #and shadow the hedgehog #and probably others if i really sat down adn thought about it more

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collaredkittyboy · 1 year ago

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#meme #if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex #not sorry #oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this #he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous #no #hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him #thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring

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simonbrain · 4 months ago

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going to town on yourself after a long, gruelling week of work, legs spread and your face all fucked out as the vibrator between your legs buzzes deliciously against your clit. you were using the sheets to cover yourself, but they're all soaked; oh well, it's getting stuffy anyway. best to kick them off to avoid overheating.

you're so caught up in chasing your fourth orgasm that you don't realise in the fat ass window that grants you a beautiful view of the city are two men standing on top of a suspended platform, looking right at you. the one with the mohawk gawks, his mouth hanging open, maybe even a little bit of drool seeping down as he eyes the mess between your thighs. the bigger one wearing the black disposable mask sucks in a breath, his jaw clenched as he catches sight of your pretty pink tongue sticking out of your mouth.

your glossy eyes blink open; you're so fucking close. all it takes is your focus darting over to the window where those men are intruding on your privacy, and suddenly you're squirting, eyes rolling to the back of your head as you experience the most intense orgasm in your life.

(the two window washers are still staring at you when you take a peek at them, unmoving. their intense gazes manage to snap you out of your daze, and you feel around for the remote to roll down your electric blinds before you hide your face in a pillow, your stomach still fluttering.

good luck trying to go outside to run your errands later on; you don't even make it into your car before you're cornered by the same two creeps in the car park.

maybe you should have closed the blinds before you started. oops.)

#a few things are probably inaccurate sorry #but this idea was tewww funny to not write about #it came to me while i was watching an episode of unhhhh #ghoap #ghoap x reader #ghostsoap x reader #ghost #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #soap #john soap mctavish x reader #john mactavish x reader #rainwrites 𐙚 #more in reblogs :3

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keferon · 12 days ago

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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #tf prowl #there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit #and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it #but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus #Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand #Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah #lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick #Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right #but there’s two bots instead of one #back on the base humans look at the new guys and like #Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure #and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet #agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot #damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him #but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage #against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals #and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know #yea kids would haaaate him so much #he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that #he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights #and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking #bc Nemesis blocks them #He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy #they would be such a menace together #man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop

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lungthief · 2 months ago

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sometimes u just gotta remind yourself that while ace attorney is about law and justice and stuff it is also about a bunch of young adults living in [CALIFORNIA]