#probably dirty and gross

[awesomeferret10]

Don’t think about the period between “Food Battle 2023” and “My Dead Friend”

Don’t think about how Sketch!Ian and Sketch!Anthony have been roommates since 2008 (with a brief period from 2016-2023 where Ian thought he was living with a wife not a best friend) and are always with each other.

Don’t think about how normal it is after a food battle for whoever died to get up and carry on with their normal lives the next day.

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian bringing Sketch!Anthonys body home after the ol’ scissoroo and waiting for him to wake up the next morning so they can go back to their usual nonsense

Don’t think about Sketch!Anthony not getting up the next morning.

Or the next.

Or the next.

Or the next.

Don’t think about the 14 days that passed between “Food Battle 2023” and “My Dead Friend”.

Don’t think about how much Sketch!Ian wants his best friend back.

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian sobbing at every little reminder that “Anthony isn’t back yet, 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘪𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.”

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian desperately trying to date and move on.

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian getting more and more desperate until he goes onto the dark web, and pours all his time into reanimating Sketch!Anthony.

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian getting increasingly more panicked as Sketch!Anthony’s body begins to decay.

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian finally having to let go of Sketch!Anthonys body (either in the canonical nuclear explosion or if you’re being angsty about it sobbing, burying him as he’s finally too decayed to puppet, too rotted to pretend he’s still alive).

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian being so upset and setting up a small memorial in what was once their shared house.

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian being so depressed that his friends notice and begin setting him up with people to take his mind off it.

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian paying his neighbor off and willingly spreading the rumor that he shit himself to all his friends so that he can put his undivided attention on grieving Sketch!Anthony. On mourning his best friend, and the guilt that comes with the fact he killed him.

Don’t think about how the next time we see Sketch!Anthony is March 1st.

Don’t think about how that’s more than 3 months after he died.

Don’t think about how we have no idea when he came back.

Don’t think about how long Ian might have been grieving for.

𝐃𝐎 think about how when his roommate and best friend died all Sketch!Ians friends began setting him up on dates. Think about how that implies his friends think they’re an item, or life partners, or something of the sort. Think so god damn hard about how in Sketch!Ian’s friend’s minds a girlfriend is a replacement to Sketch!Anthony. Think about what everyone around them assumes they are. Think about how reasonable that assumption is when two 36 year old financially stable men are still roommates and have been since they were 21. Think about how in love Sketch!Ian and Sketch!Anthony are with each other whether in a gay way or not.

[pastelchad]

I want fem!Ritsu to be a classy lady very badly but that just isn’t who she is. She seems that way to outsiders but in reality she’s one of those dirty bitches who will fall asleep with a festering bowl of cereal in bed with her without a care in the world

[cowardlycowboys]

Hey you a virgin too? How do you get along with that, i'm turnikg 27 this year and it feels good and wrong at the same time

I get along with it cause it's special to me and important to me and I'm very emotional and I have been really scared of sex and stuff like that in the past (like 2020 is when I could in VERY small doses hear about my remaining friends sex lives without crying and feeling sick) and so I would rather wait and be 100% sure that it's going to be with someone who loves and cares and respects me vs just losing it because it feels like I'm far behind everyone else and need to get it over with! I'm also totally okay with dying a virgin because to me feeling safe, loved, respected, and cared for is much more important to me than actually having sex willy nilly because of my age!!

[naenaex0xx]

maybe I'm comfortable with tumblr because I get to say things I don't usually tell anyone

[fairlybeloved]

@lastflowerpetal

Zack's eyes narrowed.

He turned the package over in his hands, the sound of the bean like candies sliding around on the inside like the foreboding din of a bell calling him to his fate.

"Are you.... are you serious?" His narrowed eyes were supposed to sharpen his perception or something, to make the contents of the box he held make more sense to his deluded mind.

"That doesn't look edible."

It did, though. It looked like any other bean candy there was out there.

"This says booger on it."

[wellthatschaotic]

hey guys uh. how bad does a dog bite have to be before you need to Tell Someone

[runawaycarouselhorse]

Reached the point where we're writing a cute, fluffy AU where our characters meet as children and nobody dies or ends up in a criminal organization.

[ichthysgospel]

first day of summer vacay and I already have somehow offended a group of cis white teenage girls

[joziokowalski]

skipped today's classes to spend ages moving all my furniture around to smear the skirting boards with anti cockroach goo. because i never have the energy to do this otherwise and i'm so tired of sharing my living space with these fuckers

[rabbitmotifs]

jason schwartzman in spun ohhh my good godddd

[aintitfierce]

of all things i wonder why i've always been insistently fascinated by crowns and crown-like head ornaments squints

[lux-astrorum]

the deep zit on my chin that I thought I got rid of a couple weeks ago resurrected. i hate everything

[tonyglowheart]

last night in this house... sleeping on air mattresses... still have leftover bits of stuff to move out in the morning.... so odd

[thelastspeecher]

Just remembered a random thing that sorta makes my blood boil a bit

At undergrad, during a fall semester I took a class that involved traipsing about in the woods. Including down some rather steep terrain. I was a bit nervous about going down something so steep, and mentioned to someone I had weak ankles

Later, the professor complained about people not wanting to do the classwork and hiding behind "weak ankles"

I did do the work. I was nervous, but I did it.

And you want to know why I was nervous? The previous semester, I sprained my ankle so badly I needed an X-ray to make sure it wasn't broken. And then over the summer, I sprained it again, and once again was sent to get an X-ray. Even years later, my ankle still pops when I move my foot around, there is minor chronic swelling that will likely never go away, and I'm frequently nervous my ankle will just flat-out buckle under me if I'm uneven ground. Which has happened before.

But sure, professor. Complain about the people who have "weak ankles" and then still do the fucking work despite it.

[princehoseok]

my food container just exploded inside the microwave and thats okay shit happens, but the difference between me and my coworkers is that i cleaned it :)