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awesomeferret10 · 5 months ago
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Don’t think about the period between “Food Battle 2023” and “My Dead Friend”
Don’t think about how Sketch!Ian and Sketch!Anthony have been roommates since 2008 (with a brief period from 2016-2023 where Ian thought he was living with a wife not a best friend) and are always with each other.
Don’t think about how normal it is after a food battle for whoever died to get up and carry on with their normal lives the next day.
Don’t think about Sketch!Ian bringing Sketch!Anthonys body home after the ol’ scissoroo and waiting for him to wake up the next morning so they can go back to their usual nonsense
Don’t think about Sketch!Anthony not getting up the next morning.
Or the next.
Or the next.
Or the next.
Don’t think about the 14 days that passed between “Food Battle 2023” and “My Dead Friend”.
Don’t think about how much Sketch!Ian wants his best friend back.
Don’t think about Sketch!Ian sobbing at every little reminder that “Anthony isn’t back yet, 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘪𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.”
Don’t think about Sketch!Ian desperately trying to date and move on.
Don’t think about Sketch!Ian getting more and more desperate until he goes onto the dark web, and pours all his time into reanimating Sketch!Anthony.
Don’t think about Sketch!Ian getting increasingly more panicked as Sketch!Anthony’s body begins to decay.
Don’t think about Sketch!Ian finally having to let go of Sketch!Anthonys body (either in the canonical nuclear explosion or if you’re being angsty about it sobbing, burying him as he’s finally too decayed to puppet, too rotted to pretend he’s still alive).
Don’t think about Sketch!Ian being so upset and setting up a small memorial in what was once their shared house.
Don’t think about Sketch!Ian being so depressed that his friends notice and begin setting him up with people to take his mind off it.
Don’t think about Sketch!Ian paying his neighbor off and willingly spreading the rumor that he shit himself to all his friends so that he can put his undivided attention on grieving Sketch!Anthony. On mourning his best friend, and the guilt that comes with the fact he killed him.
Don’t think about how the next time we see Sketch!Anthony is March 1st.
Don’t think about how that’s more than 3 months after he died.
Don’t think about how we have no idea when he came back.
Don’t think about how long Ian might have been grieving for.
𝐃𝐎 think about how when his roommate and best friend died all Sketch!Ians friends began setting him up on dates. Think about how that implies his friends think they’re an item, or life partners, or something of the sort. Think so god damn hard about how in Sketch!Ian’s friend’s minds a girlfriend is a replacement to Sketch!Anthony. Think about what everyone around them assumes they are. Think about how reasonable that assumption is when two 36 year old financially stable men are still roommates and have been since they were 21. Think about how in love Sketch!Ian and Sketch!Anthony are with each other whether in a gay way or not.
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gamora-borealis · 7 days ago
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lol so I was looking at my twt to find a few peoples' @'s to follow on bluesky and actually came across the rumored phan twt plushie kissing discourse... i nearly started laughing that's WILD to me that there's really serious discourse about that!!!??? i know there's weird structural stress on phan twt from phil actually lurking sometimes but... still!
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pastelchad · 5 months ago
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I want fem!Ritsu to be a classy lady very badly but that just isn’t who she is. She seems that way to outsiders but in reality she’s one of those dirty bitches who will fall asleep with a festering bowl of cereal in bed with her without a care in the world
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cowardlycowboys · 4 months ago
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Hey you a virgin too? How do you get along with that, i'm turnikg 27 this year and it feels good and wrong at the same time
I get along with it cause it's special to me and important to me and I'm very emotional and I have been really scared of sex and stuff like that in the past (like 2020 is when I could in VERY small doses hear about my remaining friends sex lives without crying and feeling sick) and so I would rather wait and be 100% sure that it's going to be with someone who loves and cares and respects me vs just losing it because it feels like I'm far behind everyone else and need to get it over with! I'm also totally okay with dying a virgin because to me feeling safe, loved, respected, and cared for is much more important to me than actually having sex willy nilly because of my age!!
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naenaex0xx · 7 months ago
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maybe I'm comfortable with tumblr because I get to say things I don't usually tell anyone
#like how my day is? or what dumb stuff im doing lol#my “safe space” where i got to meet people somehow (and theyre very cool :3c)#well. im happy if i get to do it now#cmon nae! sympathy points wont do you any good !!#okay so. tumblr gets to be my little planner too cause i get to write things in the momoment#so im writing things im proud of!#brushed my teeth for more than two mins today#n i actually washed a lil! its embarrassing writing this here because i dont want anyone thinking im dirty.... since its gross#but anyways.. im getting better at putting my phone down at night!#that means fixing my sleep right? i just have to sort out the mornings since i lose track of time#and struggle to leave bed (its too comfyyyy >.<)#and oh. i want to start going on walks..#itll be hard since the house is getting done n stuff but. anytine if the day. i feel like taking walks woukd be better for me#just to keave the house. my eyes always hurts when i steo outside#n thats not good :<#those are my goals for now. i do wanna get closer to my friends. and actually make friends!#ive had no friendships for nearly a year at college lol#its just been 'oh well' but i have actually felt lonely... oh well-#i guess i wanna get closer to people?#and.. talk to ny old friends too#i feel to guilty#im not good with this stuff. it drains me#but anyways. baby steps right? who knows#maybe ill make a friend on the trip! or next year too! that sounds good#ik nobody'll probably read this cause its word vomit lol#but basically yay yippee im feelin kinds alright#<333#posts.nae/rambles
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fairlybeloved · 6 months ago
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@lastflowerpetal
Zack's eyes narrowed.
He turned the package over in his hands, the sound of the bean like candies sliding around on the inside like the foreboding din of a bell calling him to his fate.
"Are you.... are you serious?" His narrowed eyes were supposed to sharpen his perception or something, to make the contents of the box he held make more sense to his deluded mind.
"That doesn't look edible."
It did, though. It looked like any other bean candy there was out there.
"This says booger on it."
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wellthatschaotic · 8 months ago
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hey guys uh. how bad does a dog bite have to be before you need to Tell Someone
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runawaycarouselhorse · 1 month ago
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Reached the point where we're writing a cute, fluffy AU where our characters meet as children and nobody dies or ends up in a criminal organization.
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ichthysgospel · 5 months ago
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first day of summer vacay and I already have somehow offended a group of cis white teenage girls
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kiwipit · 6 months ago
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joziokowalski · 9 months ago
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skipped today's classes to spend ages moving all my furniture around to smear the skirting boards with anti cockroach goo. because i never have the energy to do this otherwise and i'm so tired of sharing my living space with these fuckers
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rabbitmotifs · 11 months ago
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jason schwartzman in spun ohhh my good godddd
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aintitfierce · 1 year ago
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of all things i wonder why i've always been insistently fascinated by crowns and crown-like head ornaments squints
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lux-astrorum · 1 year ago
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the deep zit on my chin that I thought I got rid of a couple weeks ago resurrected. i hate everything
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tonyglowheart · 1 year ago
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last night in this house... sleeping on air mattresses... still have leftover bits of stuff to move out in the morning.... so odd
#personal#rip bc the other house we were gonna move into is uninhabitable lmao#the tenants uhh lowkey trashed it 8)#like. the walls are coated in mysterious residue#all floors are dirty some are weirdly sticky#just random weird things are broken- they fucked up several blinds one of which looks like. some animal chewed on the string or sth 8)#so yeah we were gonna like clean and lightly redo some stuff but it needs a full remodel#so we don't know where we're gonna live for a bit 8)#maybe a hotel but all of the larger extended stay suites are apparently already booked#and the former tenant is after my parents to return their full deposit. bro the place looks like a before in a fixer upper home remodel sho#they were like we lived here 7 yrs paid you xxxxxx in rent probably paid half your mortgage (as a reason to return their full deposit)-#bro that's just the agreement you made when renting not a favor you're doing... like you left the place nowhere near same or similar#condition. and the sheer amount of damage canNOT be 'regular tear and wear'#it's a fuckton of tear and wear at best#like. random shelves and bits inside the fridge are broken too#we lived in our current house like 9 yrs or sth and yeah it's worn down but there isn't trashed blinds and gross residue everywhere#they apparently paid a cleaner but there's only so much a cleaner can do lol like you gotta just knock it back and redo it#the buyers of this place were being annoying too lmao they came on Monday for what we thought slash were told was a walkthru#but like obv we hadn't finished moving out yet cuz today was the big move...#and they brought their agent and a contractor and we like let them look around and answered q#and then today. they had the gall. to insist they be let in for a 'real' walk thru tmr at 7am#7am??#also bro we're not done moving out fully yet and tbh we won't be at 7am tmr!#anyway we pushed back bc wtf they literally already came thru several times the guy even wanted a second inspection and he came here for it
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booblywooblies · 2 months ago
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i went into the mens room for the first time as a customer rather than an employee the other day, i was at a fighting game tournament with my husband and we were the last ones packing up so no one was there but my hormone gel alarm went off while we were out and he had to help me put it on
im in a weird state rn where i dont really know which bathroom i should be using, im most comfortable in a gender neutral bathroom but i think if i really really had to choose id continue using the womens bathroom, probably until i get top surgery
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