#probably a shitpost

[quietmakesglark]

Holy FUCK I just woke up and immediately realized an incredibley dumb AU idea for submas.

TRUMAN SHOW AU

hear me out:

Somehow Ingo instead of being ebee deebied to Hisui is kidnapped for the main star role of the show.

Of course he doesn’t remember, whoever runs the show probably keeps Ingo on some kind of drug or something that has them not notice the cameras (yo drugs maybe also double as memory suppression)

Other people on the show include more fallers like Looker, Abigail, Dawn, etc.

People are slowly becoming immune to the drug so they see the cameras and other weirdness happening.

Ingo is the last to see and everyone tries to help him escape, sadly watching him deteriorate as he remembers his old life.

The show is being recorded/shot in the distortion world to stop outside influences

Volo is the director because why not, he makes sure everything runs smoothly

All the Pokémon are controlled unwillingly by Giratina? Or maybe aren’t real??? Lmao idk

Everyone on the outside of the distortion world is freaking out about the show, not knowing where these missing people could be.

Emmet is horrified by his brother’s treatment of course and watches as Ingo sinks further into despair about his returning memory and realizing he’s just a plaything.

Giratina is befriended and decides to help them get out, realizing Volo is a bad friend or something

Reunions are had because of the end of the movie ends happily and the boys are reunited

Uh. Wow.

Submas brainrot got hands man

[bastardsallofyou]

“Aziraphale is a Killer Queen and Crowley is a Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy!!” “No Crowley is a Killer Queen and Aziraphale is A Lover Boy!” 

What if I said that they’re both like scones with a little bit of Killer Queen and Lover Boy in the middle.  

[ali-doesrandomthings]

Lettuce..? /j

[kerosnes]

so you see I was on Pinterest and I see this n I kinda had to draw it

(Not my normal content lol I have a Slingshot miku sketch but it kinda looks like shit)

[beebeewoop]

He did it to 'em

[uncertainkitten]

Naw, the execs are thrilled about this phenomena. Automatic hostile workspace for all the workers they don't like/want to fire but don't want to pay severance/unemployment for. This is like having the one project you assign to people you want to get rid of, except even better because if they're stupid enough to stay around for it, they just simply die, of causes that are extremely difficult to prove as workplace related. Every studio probably wants one of these!

I love thinking about “lost episode” creepypastas from a production pipeline POV. I wanna be the guy who gets handed a script about a main character brutally dying with no actual plot and is like “Yeah sure. Greenlighted.”

[holycrimin]

that one Laios meme but with the 12 bros, saw the rise one and got inspired <33

(don't tag as t-cest)

original under the cut!

Original by @/sweepswoop_ on Twitter

[meanbossart]

Much to think about

[elodieunderglass]

changes and trends in horror-genre films are linked to the anxieties of the culture in its time and place. Vampires are the manifestation of grappling with sexuality; aliens, of foreign influence. Horror from the Cold War is about apathy and annihilation; classic Japanese horror is characterised by “nature’s revenge”; psychological horror plays with anxieties that absorbed its audience, like pregnancy/abortion, mental illness, femininity. Some horror presses on the bruise of being trapped in a situation with upsetting tasks to complete, especially ones that compromise you as a person - reflecting the horrors and anxieties of capitalism etc etc etc. Cosmic horror is slightly out of fashion because our culture is more comfortable with, even wistful for, “the unknown.” Monster horror now has to be aware of itself, as a contingent of people now live in the freedom and comfort of saying “I would willingly, gladly, even preferentially fuck that monster.” But I don’t know much about films or genres: that ground has been covered by cleverer people.

I don’t actually like horror or movies. What interests me at the moment is how horror of the 2020s has an element of perception and paying attention.

Multiple movies in one year discussed monsters that killed you if you perceived them. There are monsters you can’t look at; monsters that kill you instantly if you get their attention. Monsters where you have to be silent, look down, hold still: pray that they pass over you. M Zombies have changed from a hand-waved virus that covers extras in splashy gore, to insidious spores. A disaster film is called Don’t Look Up, a horror film is called Nope. Even trashy nun horror sets up strange premises of keeping your eyes fixed on something as the devil GETS you.

No idea if this is anything. (I haven’t seen any of these things because, unfortunately, I hate them.) Someone who understands better than me could say something clever here, and I hope they do.

But the thing I’m thinking about is what this will look like to the future, as the Victorian sex vampires and Cold War anxieties look to us. I think they’ll have a little sympathy, but they probably won’t. You poor little prey animals, the kids will say, you were awfully afraid of facing up to things, weren’t you?

[commandertartarsmoocher]

Close enough, welcome back Commander Tartar.

[unsung-idiot]

way to ruin the mood

[demigods-posts]

can't wait to see percy's reaction upon learning that the twelve major gods have been staying on the 600th floor of the empire state building. like imagine the rage of this twelve-year-old kid when he learns his dad, who allegedly abandonded him and his mom shortly after he was born, was actually just down the fucking street this whole time.

[spider-artdump]

(Pictured: the eight Fluvial Nations of North America. Not pictured: the International Zones; the Ocean; the Other Ocean.)

River basins in North America.

Each river on the map is colored according to the basin it belongs to and scaled based on its size.

by milos_agathon

[r-aindr0p]

Mini-rollo invasion : Pomefiore

Anypov :

Heartslabyul - Savanaclaw - Octavinelle - Scarabia - Ignihyde

[multifandom--mess]

what level of candy crush y'all think he's on?

[klanced]

can we start placing bets about the live action voltron movie. everyone download draftkings right now